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# CHALLENGE SUGGESTION TIME
OK lovely people, what would you like to see for the new image challenge? To get your brains going here are some recent suggestions...

* Truly Crazy Golf - make boring sports watchable. (via Undercover Prof Diddy)
* The incredible powers of fruit (via GrrRatty)
* Photoshop a phobia (via Beer!)

I'll be back in a little while to do a vote, so get suggesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Wookies!

Normal, modern-day life... but with wookies!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Or, how my big sister annoyongly calls them
'Kitties'
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# A compo with fuzzy things
would be well seamless
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# comme ca?
any excuse for a spurious repost these days i'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# The incredible powers of fruit.
Definately the incredible powers of fruit.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Paul Daniels!
Everywhere, with Harold Bishop and Lou Carpenter on the side!
(je suis tres francais, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Harold Bishop!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# What science isn't telling us?
Body parts you wished really existed?

The news in 2013?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# ^^this
the body parts one.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# *sigh*
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.







hee hee, witty
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Brilliant
*applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# *bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# ^ this ^
or not
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Anything that lets us repost all our old pictures...
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# something something chuckle brothers something
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Chuckle Brothers japes!
9/11 Jokes!
How about Crazy Frog pictures, everyone like them.

Oooh, ooh, I know! Tesco Value puns!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# ipod ipod ipod
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# "All your iPod are belong to Crazy Frog uplaod codez!"
How many memes can you get into a single picture?
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# this many
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# where's Mort?
eh? EH?????

*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# he's behind the bass drum.
 [edit] and pull yourself together lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# brilliant!
*calms down*
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:47, archived)
# * Celebrities unblocking sinks

* About turn! Make Fat people thin, bald people hairy, gay people straight etc. (and vice versa)


* TV Pilots for shows that never made the cut.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# you could arrested for that type of competition these days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# The anti-celebrity unblocking sink law of 2005?

I forgot about that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Celebrity About Turn!
I'd vote for that!
(I helped save b3ta! notshiny, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# ^ this, if it`s in the final list
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# yes. it's a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# wasn't that done already?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# weird human / animal / fruit science
like the woman who was half elephant, half woman, and half tomato

- she was three halves of everything to me before she ran off with the post man :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# 3 halves?
hmm interesting thought ...
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# yes.. like a monkey wanking a Japanese bloke off ;)
.. where is mongychops today anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# you'll never
let me forget that one will you ...



GOOD !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Goood....GOD
You've scarred me for life, you bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# hahaha what did you expect!
does what it says on the tin
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# W E L C O M E
T O M Y W O R L D
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Make a collage
from the internal organs of SHEEP
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Points deducted by the judges if the sheep dies in the process
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# dognutz
I beg your pardon??
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# I wanted the truely Crazy golf when it was last up
So I shall give that my resounding endorsement

Not that I've got time to make anything, bloody exams, grrr

Edit: although it would no doubt increase the Crazy Frog bandwaggonage...
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# I didn't expect to find that in my underpants
Just a suggestion
(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# bionic animals
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Animotic bionicals?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# bless you
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# have we done
"photoshop yourself"
"look what's in my handbag"
"rhyming slang"
?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Or "photoshop your username"
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# well that's me fucked then
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# you could whiten your teeth up with a lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# come to think of it
isthisyou sent me a picture of some spray glue with "new matt" on it. sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# you`re supposed to make it yourself!
is he still getting lots of weird shit sent to his site?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# i'd imagine so
he's not about much these days, but i keep putting old shopping lists in the post to him...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Dear god no.
Do you know what my username means? It'd be a succession of Goatses.

(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# If fruit were kittens and kittens were fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# Extreame Parenting
Or acurate fathers day messages (just spoke to my dad the first time this year on sunday)
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# lesbians!
yay!
(radja, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Hahahahahah
This. This is brill.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# HAH!
is the sound i just made to that
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha just needs Zaphod`s Wombat`s little Beattiebat
where is he these days anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# ha ha!
look at his little face!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# I dont wanna see his happy face
(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Run Marty! Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Seconded
*fwaps*
(Lil_john_pi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# * Inside the factories. How do they really make...

* Things we would prefer to see on stage at Live 8

* 'shop a sea cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# ^^^^^ this - about Sea Cucumbers!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Health and safety posters for using the universe
those crappy line drawings where the child is just about to stick a knife into a toaster while it's all plugged in (and wires showing) type thing, but for everything.
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:18, archived)
# Me likee
twisted safety poster!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# future imperfect
all the snazzy inventions of the future and what happens when they fuck up
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# *frowns*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# ning co pres Jessie
when did you finally twig?
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# *doesn't feel the need to check her own profile on a regular basis*

*trusted the nice Damocles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# aww come on
it had to be done. I'll put it back the way it was and promise never to change it again
Until I'm certain you won't notice for ages

edit: thar - tis done. You can use the old link like before if you need the bandwidth. I'll be good this time, I just had to get it out of my system last time.

You still wub me don't you?

*puppy dog eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Thanks, but I'll host it on another b3tan's site
He fears me enough not to pull a stunt like that, while you appear to be labouring under the illusion I would actually object to hunting you down and causing you unimagined amounts of pain.

I might do it for the pure pleasure of it
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# While it would be pleasurable
I fear those are empty promises :(
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I don't make empty threats
It's one of my redeeming features
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# What if X didn't exist?
Think of something and photoshop what life or the world would be like if it had never been invented or didn't exist - if cars had never been invented, if radishes had never evolved, the wheel had never been discovered and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# what if photoshop didn't exist?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Then I might finally have a shout at getting an FP.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Photoshop
you getting an FP then!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# This is getting recursive.
I think I need a ciggie and a calm down.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# he can't.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# *gasp*
Don;t say that! Not here! think of the consequences! A million people in offices across the globe will need counselling now.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# and the Gross National Product of

several countries would rise considerably
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# But just think
of all those people messing about in photoshop, paint mashing and looking at b3ta instead of sneakily downloading porn at work!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# but

downloading porn increases productivity
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:45, archived)
# !
(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# Does that mean...
...we'd have to stage things for real then photograph them?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# You mean, do something in Macromedia Fireworks then?
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# what if the letter 'X' didn't exist.
We'd all be doomed!
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# virtual reality helmets used be all the rage.
they had them on tv shows, in magazines, and now nobody remembers them. What other inventions have suddenly been forgotten?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# The invention or good QOTW was long forgotten...
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# First dates
The good, the bad and the ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:19, archived)
# 1985 - Big Sister is watching you
What the future would be like if it was run by your sister
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
i don't think i could imagine anything worse (my sister is a 41 year old daily mail reading MATRIARCH).
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# things you shouldn't do after sex
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# hahaha you`re a bad bad boy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# draw
a chair
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# i actually like this.
As long as it's a chair and nothing else. Top notch idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Shop a picture you took from YOUR OWN mobile phone
I don't care if you don't have one. Cheap bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# we could do real -life photoshops again
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# that was quite good fun.
At least the mobile phone thing might reduce reposts.
Well, apart from me, coz I'd post this.

hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# I like that
Will it be wine someday?
I see some have evolved there.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# haha
if he puts this in. i will vote for it. many times.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# ,
Who put that there?
What is it here for?
Where did that come from?
When did that get here?
why is it in here?

edit: When nursery Rhymes Go Wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Little boy blue.....
he needed the money.
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# YES!
Let us form an allegiance: www.b3ta.com/board/4756406

Nursery rhymes, fables,and parables are all very similar.
(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:00, archived)
# SEXY NUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Yay!
I was wooried that no-one was going to mention them!

I'm also missing the 'normal' Mongychops scary suggestion!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# in bath tubs
..splurrrttt !
(I_am_B, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Tubnun?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Fwaps
madly
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:02, archived)
# Life before "photoshop"
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# What word Lucas will invent next
with photoshopographic evidence
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# ways I don't want to die
ways I don't want to die!

Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# ^^ this ^^
or maybe "stupid ways to die"
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# I'd vote for that
yes, I would
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Oooh
Alternative morals: The fables Aesop never told, and the parables Jesus never gave.
(Pseudonym, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# shop a classic literary character
coping with modern life:

Captain Ahab eating at McDonalds
Odysseus texting Penelope
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# SPACK SPACK SPACK! no not spack
The END OF THE WORLD
or pirates
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Abandoned "Spot the difference" competitions.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# actually, i quite like this one
i have no idea what i'd do*, but it sounds fun.

*who am i kidding? i never enter
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:30, archived)
# two pictures?
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Kind of more like,
abandoned because the difference is blatantly obvious. Shit idea, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Photoshop Bob Geldof
Under the desk - what's going on down there ?

Casual Friday


Sony Freedom
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# World's worst election campaigns
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# wasn't that on TV recently?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Fresh concepts for TV makeover shows
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# like not fucking showing them in the first place, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# ^ this ^
(or just not letting the wife use the remote control)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# films we'd like to see on stage
as it seems very popular at the moment for theatres to do adaptions of films

photoshop programme notes, posters, foyer photographs, pictures of rehearsals etc etc of popular films adapted for stage performance -be it on a church hall stage or in the West End

/edit but better worded than that
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# Yes!
I really like that idea
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# things you *should* be tought at school
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Like how to spell
taught

;o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# What you would really find
if you ever checked down the back of the sofa
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:24, archived)
# - WHAT'S IN THE BOX, WHAT'S IN THE BOX!??!
- Fake album covers of the late 80's
- Giant Monster vs Giant Robot, no matter who win's it's worth watching.
- Farmers love urban music, put an RnB twist on the countryside
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# ooh
I like fake album covers
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# - 3) Profit, b3tan money making schemes
- Statistical physics in the absence of Boltzmann's equilibrium
- What you could do if you had enough monkey's and enough time.
- The joy of abstinence, beardy types playing scrabble.
- That's a strange place to see a hippo
- try not to repost something into the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# - Wizards walk among us
- b3tan's illustrate classic stories for children.
- who can be the fluffiest
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# office ninja
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# - Guinness is good for you, unless you get between me and it - thing's I'd do to get a Guinness
- and all because the lady loves...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# "LEWIS!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# This movie's crap, let's slash the seats
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# what heaven would really be like
what hell would really be like
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# cue goatse
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# newspeak
and how our culture does the thinking for you
(I_am_B, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# oh, and Behold the Mighty Power of Steam!
for another go
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# ummm...
- if britain was a state of the USA (isn't it already, i hear you say)

- christopher fucking biggins

- paparazzi photos that haven't been taken yet
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:26, archived)
# The invasion didn't quite go to plan
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:27, archived)
# im off to a wedding tomorrow
Weddinbgs going hidiously wrong/too good to be true eg. terry wogan as priest and domo as a pageboy
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# household objects with attitude
Frumpy toaster
Aggressive teaspoons
Psychotic ironing boards
(its a bloody shambles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:28, archived)
# This
I like this.

I also reckon much hilarity would ensue, and much puns.

So this, damnit!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# agreed.
 
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:51, archived)
# If Microsoft made cars
thinking of the CEO of General Motors' response to Bill Gates when Gates compared PCs to cars.
(I helped save b3ta! <>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# can we not just redo the first ever challenge?
...
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Powers of Fruit, please Boab.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Stop Climate Change
adbust gas-guzzling 4x4's etc similar to Greenpeace's campaign material here:

www.greenpeace.org.uk/climate/takeaction/index.cfm

Perhaps a boring suggestion, but could contribute to us not all going to hell in a handcart when the Earth dies.


(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:29, archived)
# if the nazi's had LOST the war?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Theme park rides you'd like to ride
(Glen Moranjie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Make us a b3ta-type picture
but use magazines (SFW ones), sellotape, glue and scissors, then scan / photograph the results.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# this is a most excellent idea
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# I think
I want this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:00, archived)
# globalisation
what happens when countries adopt each others traditions
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Is that why you wear your underpants
in that unorthodox manner?
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
# If Vegetables* ruled the world
*or fruit
(GrrRatty, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:33, archived)
#
Design an advertising campaign for Nintendo!



or, failing that - photoshop a pig.

New words - now that Chav has been put in the dictionary, think of things that need a new word to describe them, give them a name, and photoshop the results.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Domestic Appliances making luuurrve
What if everything was still steam powered?
Things to do whilst ripping huge piles of CDs to disc (it is getting really dull now!)
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Behold the mighty power of steam!!!
- I still want this challenge
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:36, archived)
# I do too, but have to sleep, got exams tomorrow
somebody vote for me
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# how do you vote anyway?
am i dim?
(I helped save b3ta! Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Signs taken too literally
"No heavy petting"
"Plant crossing"
"Wet Floor"

etc....
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# veer right
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Beards!
Nothing more, just beards.

Or, curious partners in crime/policefighting - Ill advised ideas for a sidekick, possibly worse than Clint Eastwood and a monkey
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:37, archived)
# Ooh.
I'm the process of growing a beard at moment. Two weeks in and it's finally stopped itching.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:42, archived)
# How B3ta helps to save the world
one little shop at a time

we can be all self indulgent for a week and mock ourselves
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Stupid meaningless phrases like 'one in the hand is worth two in the bush'
and where they might have come from
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# SEXY NUNS !!!!!
or fruit. ok. the fruit one.
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:39, archived)
# hmm
this

without the fruit
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:00, archived)
# How do letters/parcels really get to their destination?
What's going on underground? What really pushes up the daisies?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:40, archived)
# If life had an undo button!
/thief
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:41, archived)
# I cannae see the usual "Music & Foodstuffs" suggestions, so
If music be the food of love, its time to go on a crash diet.

Music and food combinations please Bob

(Bread Zeppelin etc etc etc)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Wobbly tummies
And how to grow them.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:44, archived)
# beeeeeeeeeer
oaf
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Life without Gravity
what would the world be like without gravity
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:46, archived)
# The funny old world of Science
periodic table jokes ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:49, archived)
# Celebrity witness protection
Someone suggested a Stephen Hawking version of this at stupid o'clock this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Maybe:
Beer goggles turned on the world?

Truly shit tourist attractions made exciting?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:54, archived)
# New Boardgames
gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan gwan
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 11:59, archived)
# Reality TV Barrel-Scraping
For example, C-List Celebrity Drunken Shagging Island.

....what do you mean that's already been done?
(The Worminator I have discovered that Quavers are nice, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# I like
the photoshop a phobia suggestion ^^above.

Alternatively - based on Jolly Jack's cartoon (featuring an artist wishing his pen had an undo function) - features from computers we would like to see in the real world.

"I just can't seem to remember people's birthdays - I'll just stick some more RAM inside my brain"
(I helped save b3ta! Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:29, archived)