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# newsletter title compo
what should it be this week?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:29, archived)
# How to fist a hippo in 10 easy steps
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# this!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# I read that as 'hippy'
Is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# haha
i dont know. i'd like to see a hippo fist a hippy though!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Hope one doesn't get me then!
Argggh! Run away!
(I helped save b3ta! Nightmare Hippy Girl Be excellent to each other, Fri 25 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I would have to take an opposing stance.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 May 2007, 16:07, archived)
# only slightly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Fisting: As pleasurable as it looks?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# I'M SICK OF REDEXES
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:30, archived)
# ^^this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# Panda to badgering
Or weasling out of hosring around
(I helped save b3ta! Nightmare Hippy Girl Be excellent to each other, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
#
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

...and if you fit all that on it, I'll give you the star prize myself
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
#
What the hell is that song about?
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Cayke...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Rob was asking for some serious
suggestions and all you can do is cut and paste
lyrics from a cheesy psychedilic song? This is
so goddamn typical of your useless generation.

All I can say is *pshaw*.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha, long time no see, fella, you well?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I'm fine, thanks doctor.

Got me a rugrat. How's life on that wee island to the north?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:51, archived)
# hahaha, still ticking along as per ususal, and all ok with me in general
congrats on the rugrat, hope things are all well with you, them and everything else.
Good to see you about!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Thanks, and don't forget, next time you are
in Prague, you are welcome to stop by and have
your shoulder vomited on.

and after that you could burp the baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Fri 25 May 2007, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha, I'll hold you to that!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 16:19, archived)
# bloody hell.
There's a long time no see.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# how to tell where your cat has been by smelling its breath.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# It doesn't matter how busy you are,
there is always time for a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# you must be knackered...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/6689999.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# You are not the first person to draw this to my attention.
Git. :)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# 'i owe it all to b3ta'
thats how he did it!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# some peeps take their B3ta stats a little too seriously....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# STATS!!!
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Yay!
I'm not even on the stats board!

I have a life!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# is there a stats board then?
/naive blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# just found it..
thats really something!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Scalpel
stat!

suction pump!
stat!

lets get to work!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Buy me 3 pints of stella and use my arse as a slipper
.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:31, archived)
# ha! this^
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# How I left the seat up again
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# Better that a fresh scab for peeling
(I helped save b3ta! cooler_king That's no moon!, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# A donkey – a beast for thee
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:32, archived)
# 6 degrees of seperation from cardinal sin
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# euthanasia for downers

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# What I found under my fingernails
and 15 other bio-hazards
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Shit in a teacup and call it a sundae; it's newsletter 278!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# LET'S HAVE A POO PARTY
(Anthroapology __________________________________________________, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Cos we like Pina Colada and getting caught in the rain.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Condoleeza Rice having her tits ripped off by an angry scotsman.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# GRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# this
but gnawed
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Arriving with you
despite battling through rivers of Scousers' tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# Give me a Valium, I'm getting the FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# A tourists guide to The Hanging Gardens of Barnstable
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# How I met your brother's dog
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# finding a wife for the night and other life-skills
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# I played poker with tarot cards, got a full house, and three people died.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:34, archived)
# they all die at the end
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# I didn't spam messages on YouTube like they said now my family are dead and I've got herpes
(Bigg_Les Spitting Image is the hero we need, Fri 25 May 2007, 17:01, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEM!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Better than a donkey show.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# "worth reading for five minutes if you've got nothing better to do"
[edit] or: "Take you hands out of your pants for five minutes, we don't do this for fun you know"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# I'm a secret Orangeade Drinker
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Right now, I'm eating scambled eggs, with a comb, from a shoe
/Black Books blog
(I helped save b3ta! shrinking man Been away a while, time I ventured back, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# Look!
It's filthy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Andre Agassi's Magnificent Rape Adventure
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:35, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# 101 uses for Vitamin D deficiency
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# "Providing conversation pieces that can clear a stadium"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# You might as well face it, you're addicted to glove
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# Chicks with Down's syndrome are totally up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:44, archived)
# You know a woman is a virgin because you can't clap your hands in her arse
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Polite is the new vulgar
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# THIS WEEK SIR MICK JAGGER DOES A TUBGIRL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# You were given two eyes and ten fingers to type more and read less.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# WE PUT THE F-U-N INTO FISTING YOUR CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# secrets of immortality revealed!*
* may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Are you a lost child? Come home to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# TWO WEEKS! TWOOO WEEEEKKKKSSS!
Or something about merkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Suction Valley Wombat Killers
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# Cut the rape statistics. Consent!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# URGENT NEWS FROM THE CONTINENT
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:37, archived)
# frelling in the frell and other frellers
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# We found Maddy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# pfffft
^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# ow!
;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:50, archived)
# COUNTING GEORGE LUCAS' CHINS FOR THIRTY YEARS TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# "Bodger and Badger": The Sordid Truth
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# CUNT THEM IN THE FUCK
or:

"How to try not to bump into your stalkee this weekend, particularly when you have friends in common."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# "Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?"
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:38, archived)
# who put the bop in bopshebopdoowop?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Who put the bib in the bibbidy bobbidy boo?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Plaited Cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# Softly softly catchy minki?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:39, archived)
# ooo eee ooo aaa aaa ting tang wallah wallah bing bang
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Punching you in the man-vag.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:41, archived)
# "The b3ta newsletter - Now barred as 'tasteless' by over 90% of webfilters."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:42, archived)
# "The b3ta newsletter - 8 out of 10 cunts prefer it."
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:43, archived)
# WHat I did on my holidays by rob manual aged five and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Looks just like a Telefunken U-47
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# You're being wanked off by a Ninja
RIGHT NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Pilots of the Calibbean
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Copyright 2007 EMAP
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Michael Moore being gang-raped by pygmies:
The Musical
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Hi, I'm Rob Manuel, and I liked b3ta so much, I bought the company.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:49, archived)
# ive been fucking on a soho roof
Edit: we've been fucking on a soho roof
(hamchicken&peas, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Daily Mail: Maddy converted to islam by radical gay cleric
*ducks*
(KaiserPro captain arse rape, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:53, archived)
# radical gay cleric ducks?
wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Grundlebiscuit, Fri 25 May 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Johnx1 is a prick?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:55, archived)
# ^ this
gets my vote
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 25 May 2007, 15:59, archived)
# B3ta; Nailing Horseshoes to your scrotum since 2001
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 25 May 2007, 16:04, archived)
# HELP SUPPORT THE SEARCH FOR SCHRODINGERS MADDY
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Fri 25 May 2007, 16:27, archived)