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macbook for the best entry* *this is a lie
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rob ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:21,
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The newsletter for people who think all bears should be called Mohammed.
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Lightguy hail satan ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22,
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GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND!!..AYEE CANNAE SEE MAN!!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22,
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damn i was soooooo close
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Just Flange ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22,
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KEEP YOUR STINKING MACBOOKS YOU FUCKING SELLS OUTS!!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22,
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just because you didn't win
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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i didn't even enter.
HOWEVER!! my home computer is nearly up and running and captain pennis has given me a copy of photoshop!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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a legal copy of photoshop i hope.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31,
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Of course, what other kind is there?
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32,
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ones taken from work
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37,
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*shrugs*
yeah probably...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34,
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"I've managed to get away without a written correction"
/private joke
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22,
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*laughs at GTA's privates*
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Just Flange ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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beaubodor blogless ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26,
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Pfftt...
^ this
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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I so want to ask them for one now :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29,
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arf!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31,
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100 ways to gargle love custard
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Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22,
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The Macbook is a LIE!
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22,
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i was gonna say that
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That Random Guy ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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feel free.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29,
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who won it in the end?
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31,
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Richard Gere
Oh, wait. That was the gerbil prize.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35,
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I'm fairly sure they are real
I've seen one in Comet and everything.
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Mystery_Bob ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45,
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Lie!
I don't have one = not real!
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57,
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Breakfast in Khartoum
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23,
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Still not seen 2girls1cup? There's a link in here...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23,
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FREE TRANSFORMERS HD-DVD FOR FIRST 7 READERS!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23,
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B3TA TOWERS: TAKE YOUR KID TO WORK DAY
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23,
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The Muhammed of Newsletters
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23,
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The Muhammed of ALL Newsletters
in Khartoum
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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for breakfast
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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Rolf's Khartoum Time
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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FTW
in Khartoum
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26,
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for breakfast
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26,
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for the third time
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27,
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With fourty fine lashes
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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waits for GTA to produce a fine post of this!
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50,
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Grand Theft Archie?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57,
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with lashings of whipped bear
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chippy time travel agents ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23,
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HMMM.. THAT GLASS COCX WILL TAKE ABOUT £700 TO FIX GUV...
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24,
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pfft!
I was wondering about that...
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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don't wonder..
you'll get lost!! hahahaha!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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oh cod
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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Breakfast again in Khartoum
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24,
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while reading the Muhammad of all newsletters
again
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26,
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Hahaha
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26,
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Purple monkey dishwasher!
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Mr._Pickles ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24,
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we really liked your work and we'll keep your c.v on *file...*bin
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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I never wanted a macbook anyway
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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FUCK
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Just Flange ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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More popular than a Liverpudlian in the Sudan
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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Fuck!
And sorry about my outburst last night - I was very cranky.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27,
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Ye Gods!
Tell me that's some really clever cross-linking thing, and that page is actually photoshopped.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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re: getting ridiculous
I am wondering if the human pack behaviour is the reason why I have never felt comfortable in large crowds.We You humans are an odd bunch of creatures.
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36,
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I like to think
that the kids knew exactly what they were doing when they told their teacher to call that bear Mohammad. If they just wanted rid of her, then it was a great plan.
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52,
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The joys of teaching
in Khartoum
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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during breakfast
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33,
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Muhammeding your bear since 1972
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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Cherry Chocolate Reign
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Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864 ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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84% saturated socks, 12% sky and 4% pleading.
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wheelybird mreee! ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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following your application for child benefit...
...you obviously have no need for Viagra in your household. But would you like Identity Theft insurance...
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beaubodor blogless ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25,
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it's back.....again.......you'll never get rid of it, it's like e-syphilis.....
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Just Flange ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26,
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"15 windows of rape" free Gillian Gibbons advent callender
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frogdoctor learning the hard way since 1972. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26,
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Because Europe isn't a country
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chippy time travel agents ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26,
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More fun than 15 days in a Sudanese prison
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Pachey ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27,
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Norway, Sweden and Finland, they're fucking cold, and shaped like a cock!
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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Kill her, kill her by firing squad
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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Hi my name is Mohammed
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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I CAN HAZ MACBOOK?
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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B3ta Newsletter - Now accepting donations of Macbooks!
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Ratsta ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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More exciting than a Philip Schofield Calendar
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28,
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is this you?
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rob ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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evil rob...
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31,
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He is, very
The one and only time he acknowledges my existence on the board and it's too insult me....
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34,
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BWAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHAAHH
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Just Flange ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32,
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Yes. Yes it is.*
*May contain traces of fib
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32,
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^ does contain traces of nuts?
* allegedly
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35,
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Not since the operation
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37,
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Woops...
Sorry.. * throws away yesterdays news-paper
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45,
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no, but those teeth are MTs
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34,
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Dear gods
her again
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34,
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Hahaha that's nasty!
Poor Trelly, having to look like that :(Sorry
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43,
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ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR CAR INSURANCE?... YOU MUPPET
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29,
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Cunting your fuck like a teacher to a bear.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29,
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Mind the gap where a sesne of humour should be
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29,
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it's like standing at your front room window flashing your tiny penis
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chippy time travel agents ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29,
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Sticks and stone may break my bones but I am still calling this bear Mohammed.
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Tyronne Get To Falkirk ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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hehe!
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chippy time travel agents ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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^THIS^
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Just Flange ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32,
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SEE ROB MANUEL IN HIS LATEST MOVIE - GINGER VIXENS 2
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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I added a name.
"Muhammad"
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37,
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B3ta: To the internet what a Scotch egg enema is to a vegetarianism!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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Public floggings sponsored by Maybelline - for outstanding lashes
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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pfft
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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2 girls 1 finger!
and you thought the cup was rank! :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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We called our teddy Jehovah
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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DONATING MACBOOKS TO THE LABOUR PARTY
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30,
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Spreading electronic AIDS today to make tomorrow worthwhile.
Because tomorrow is World AIDS day. See? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.www.worldaidsday.org/
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31,
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EVERYBODY HAS AIDS
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44,
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Why have you stopped asking this on talk?
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PsychoChomp ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31,
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Because it's full of twarts.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32,
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it's not,
it's just the twats are more vocal,
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PsychoChomp ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33,
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Because he can.
Rob's the only person allowed to post non-image posts on the main board, without me shitting down their earhole.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43,
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b3ta turns down Donald Trump offer
..
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beaubodor blogless ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32,
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I donate £650,000 and all I got was this lousy newsletter
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new_matt ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32,
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BIGGINS TO WIN!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32,
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What about
Readers Wives. Now featuring the works of TGA:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34,
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they'd have to lift the staple first...
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36,
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don't we all:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36,
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NOW WITH 2 BALLS, 1 CUP
/sports accessory blog
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32,
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VIAGRA OFFICIAL SITE - NOVEMBER 77% OFF
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33,
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Gladly accepting bribes
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33,
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Hagrid gets into trouble in Sudan.
poor thing.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34,
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Scraping the comedy cheese off the internet's bellend.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35,
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The "Mohammed" edition, NO DON'T TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!
?
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35,
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flies like a butterfly, stings like a bear.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35,
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100% Sa,fe To Take, With NO S:ide Effects, No P, umps! No Surgery! No Exercises!
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firstinch returns after about 10yrs ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35,
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MADDIE SET TO BE NEW ENGLAND MANAGER
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mugatu ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36,
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...tightly holding onto Jesus the teddy.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38,
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MADDIE ATTACKS DIANA OVER HOUSE PRICES
/daily express
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:39,
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ACTUALLY TRANSFORMERS WAS A SHIT FILM - HAH
Make sure you have the prizes first though
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37,
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Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner religion is made.
Its all made up shite.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37,
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"Ok, I sat on my hand for 10 minutes, now what?"
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37,
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haha
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45,
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"40 lashes just for reading this?"
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38,
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B3ta: 38th best website in the world! not as good as growcube though
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That Random Guy ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38,
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.. though slightly better than Ricky Gervais' site
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:42,
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This teddy is called Prince.
This Teddy is called Jesus and he is more real than your Teddy.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40,
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Web Sheriff acting on behalf of the teddybear have forced b3ta to stop taking the piss
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chippy time travel agents ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45,
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I’ve herd rumour that "the web sheriff is a paedophile"; but with no evidence it's just silly rumour.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50,
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ADVENT CALENDARS ARE FOR RETARDS
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:41,
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rebelling against Thatcher's Britain
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:42,
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"This newsletter will TRANSFORM into a cockwrench in 5 seconds"
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43,
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Binge drinking and falling from scaffolding in time to ruin xmas for mum.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:46,
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READ BY MORE TEACHERS THAN THE GUARDIAN
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:47,
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b3ta newsletter: It's so good, we put our shit in it
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50,
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A shit in the vagina of the religious.
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:51,
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DO NOT OPEN: NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE
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Mystery_Bob ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52,
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Delivery Manager Service has encountered a problem with the B3ta newsletter
(for anyone that is having a problem with on demand services)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55,
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FRACTAL BIGGINS FROM STOCKPORT
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:56,
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Biggins?
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waxdart hello. ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59,
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THE KARMA SUTRA FOR THE SINGLE MAN
1001 wanking tips
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57,
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Madiana
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WormuIus ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58,
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"100% Ginger"
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58,
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macbook is a scottish librarian
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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1 ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:01,
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hahahaha!
:D
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c_kick or, as some people call him ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:04,
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WAITING FOR <BLINK> TAGS TO COME BACK INTO FASHION SINCE 1997
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05,
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B3ta: Allah your bears are belong to us.
.
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le singe est dans l'arbre loves lamp ,
Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05,
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