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# newsletter subject line compo
macbook for the best entry*

*this is a lie
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:21, archived)
# The newsletter for people who think all bears should be called Mohammed.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# GEOFF MAN AYUM BLIND!!..AYEE CANNAE SEE MAN!!!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# damn i was soooooo close
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# KEEP YOUR STINKING MACBOOKS YOU FUCKING SELLS OUTS!!!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# just because you didn't win
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# i didn't even enter.
HOWEVER!!
my home computer is nearly up and running and captain pennis has given me a copy of photoshop!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# a legal copy of photoshop i hope.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Of course, what other kind is there?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ones taken from work
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# *shrugs*
yeah probably...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# "I've managed to get away without a written correction"
/private joke
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# *laughs at GTA's privates*
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Pfftt...
^ this
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I so want to ask them for one now :)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# 100 ways to gargle love custard
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# The Macbook is a LIE!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:22, archived)
# i was gonna say that
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# feel free.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# who won it in the end?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Richard Gere
Oh, wait. That was the gerbil prize.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# I'm fairly sure they are real
I've seen one in Comet and everything.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# Lie!
I don't have one = not real!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Breakfast in Khartoum
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Still not seen 2girls1cup? There's a link in here...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# FREE TRANSFORMERS HD-DVD FOR FIRST 7 READERS!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# B3TA TOWERS: TAKE YOUR KID TO WORK DAY
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# The Muhammed of Newsletters
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# The Muhammed of ALL Newsletters
in Khartoum
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# for breakfast
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Rolf's Khartoum Time
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# FTW
in Khartoum
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# for breakfast
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# for the third time
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# With fourty fine lashes
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# waits for GTA to produce a fine post of this!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Grand Theft Archie?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# with lashings of whipped bear
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:23, archived)
# HMMM.. THAT GLASS COCX WILL TAKE ABOUT £700 TO FIX GUV...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# pfft!
I was wondering about that...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# don't wonder..
you'll get lost!!
hahahaha!!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# oh cod
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Breakfast again in Khartoum
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# while reading the Muhammad of all newsletters
again
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Purple monkey dishwasher!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:24, archived)
# we really liked your work and we'll keep your c.v on *file...*bin
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# I never wanted a macbook anyway
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# FUCK
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# More popular than a Liverpudlian in the Sudan
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Fuck!
And sorry about my outburst last night - I was very cranky.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Ye Gods!
Tell me that's some really clever cross-linking thing, and that page is actually photoshopped.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# re: getting ridiculous
I am wondering if the human pack behaviour is the reason why I have never felt comfortable in large crowds.

We You humans are an odd bunch of creatures.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# I like to think
that the kids knew exactly what they were doing when they told their teacher to call that bear Mohammad. If they just wanted rid of her, then it was a great plan.

(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# The joys of teaching
in Khartoum
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# during breakfast
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Muhammeding your bear since 1972
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Cherry Chocolate Reign
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# 84% saturated socks, 12% sky and 4% pleading.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# following your application for child benefit...
...you obviously have no need for Viagra in your household.
But would you like Identity Theft insurance...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:25, archived)
# it's back.....again.......you'll never get rid of it, it's like e-syphilis.....
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
#
"15 windows of rape" free Gillian Gibbons advent callender
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Because Europe isn't a country
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:26, archived)
# More fun than 15 days in a Sudanese prison
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Norway, Sweden and Finland, they're fucking cold, and shaped like a cock!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Kill her, kill her by firing squad

(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Hi my name is Mohammed
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# I CAN HAZ MACBOOK?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# B3ta Newsletter - Now accepting donations of Macbooks!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# More exciting than a Philip Schofield Calendar
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:28, archived)
# is this you?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# evil rob...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# He is, very
The one and only time he acknowledges my existence on the board and it's too insult me....
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# BWAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHAAHH
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.*




*May contain traces of fib
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# ^ does contain traces of nuts?

* allegedly
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# Not since the operation
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Woops...
Sorry..

* throws away yesterdays news-paper
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# no, but those teeth are MTs
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Dear gods
her again
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha that's nasty!
Poor Trelly, having to look like that :(
Sorry
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR YOUR CAR INSURANCE?... YOU MUPPET
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Cunting your fuck like a teacher to a bear.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Mind the gap where a sesne of humour should be
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# it's like standing at your front room window flashing your tiny penis
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:29, archived)
# Sticks and stone may break my bones but I am still calling this bear Mohammed.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# hehe!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# ^THIS^
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# SEE ROB MANUEL IN HIS LATEST MOVIE - GINGER VIXENS 2
www.b3ta.com/board/7830479
scroll to Leningrad
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# I added a name.
"Muhammad"
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# B3ta: To the internet what a Scotch egg enema is to a vegetarianism!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Public floggings sponsored by Maybelline - for outstanding lashes
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# 2 girls 1 finger!
and you thought the cup was rank!

:D
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# We called our teddy Jehovah
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# DONATING MACBOOKS TO THE LABOUR PARTY
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Spreading electronic AIDS today to make tomorrow worthwhile.
Because tomorrow is World AIDS day. See? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
www.worldaidsday.org/
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# EVERYBODY HAS AIDS
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)
# Why have you stopped asking this on talk?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Because it's full of twarts.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# it's not,
it's just the twats are more vocal,
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Because he can.
Rob's the only person allowed to post non-image posts on the main board, without me shitting down their earhole.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# b3ta turns down Donald Trump offer
..
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# I donate £650,000 and all I got was this lousy newsletter
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# BIGGINS TO WIN!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# What about
Readers Wives. Now featuring the works of TGA:P
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# they'd have to lift the staple first...
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# don't we all:D
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# NOW WITH 2 BALLS, 1 CUP
/sports accessory blog
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:32, archived)
# VIAGRA OFFICIAL SITE - NOVEMBER 77% OFF
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Gladly accepting bribes
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Hagrid gets into trouble in Sudan.
poor thing.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Scraping the comedy cheese off the internet's bellend.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# The "Mohammed" edition, NO DON'T TAKE ME AWAY!!!!!
?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# flies like a butterfly, stings like a bear.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# 100% Sa,fe To Take, With NO S:ide Effects, No P, umps! No Surgery! No Exercises!
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)
# MADDIE SET TO BE NEW ENGLAND MANAGER
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)
# ...tightly holding onto Jesus the teddy.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# MADDIE ATTACKS DIANA OVER HOUSE PRICES
/daily express
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)
# ACTUALLY TRANSFORMERS WAS A SHIT FILM - HAH
Make sure you have the prizes first though
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner religion is made.
Its all made up shite.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# "Ok, I sat on my hand for 10 minutes, now what?"
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:37, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# "40 lashes just for reading this?"
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# B3ta: 38th best website in the world! not as good as growcube though
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)
# .. though slightly better than Ricky Gervais' site
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# This teddy is called Prince.

This Teddy is called Jesus and he is more real than your Teddy.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Web Sheriff acting on behalf of the teddybear have forced b3ta to stop taking the piss
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:45, archived)
# I’ve herd rumour that "the web sheriff is a paedophile"; but with no evidence it's just silly rumour.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# ADVENT CALENDARS ARE FOR RETARDS
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)
# rebelling against Thatcher's Britain
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:42, archived)
# "This newsletter will TRANSFORM into a cockwrench in 5 seconds"
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Binge drinking and falling from scaffolding in time to ruin xmas for mum.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)
# READ BY MORE TEACHERS THAN THE GUARDIAN
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:47, archived)
# b3ta newsletter: It's so good, we put our shit in it
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)
# A shit in the vagina of the religious.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)
# DO NOT OPEN: NO USER SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)
# Delivery Manager Service has encountered a problem with the B3ta newsletter
(for anyone that is having a problem with on demand services)
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)
# FRACTAL BIGGINS FROM STOCKPORT
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Biggins?
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)
# THE KARMA SUTRA FOR THE SINGLE MAN
1001 wanking tips
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)
# Madiana
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# "100% Ginger"
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)
# macbook is a scottish librarian

(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
:D
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)
#
WAITING FOR <BLINK> TAGS TO COME BACK INTO FASHION SINCE 1997
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)
# B3ta: Allah your bears are belong to us.
.
(, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)