Oh god.........
I've read a couple of those Robot Fighter books.
/shame
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:42,
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/shame
The artwork looks a lot like the original Mars Attacks!
bubblegum cards. Any relation?
/weirdy geek freak #2
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:45,
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/weirdy geek freak #2
I would.
(not eat the poo)
EDIT I assume you've seen: www.flaneur.org.uk/html/food/gracie1.html
These pies are champion!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:36,
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EDIT I assume you've seen: www.flaneur.org.uk/html/food/gracie1.html
These pies are champion!
She's hovering about somwhere.
I love the caption at the bottom of that pic.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:52,
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i'm still giggling
at the crisps
"WITH CRISPS!!! for christs sakes!"
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:57,
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"WITH CRISPS!!! for christs sakes!"
You do realise it's only a matter of time till someone
puts a certain pair of lubed up hands on that.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:59,
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I don't know which bit of 'grease the ring mould'
makes me want to vomit most.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:04,
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Holy Jesus Cunting Fuck.
I can't believe anyone went to see that.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:38,
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Hahahaha
She can obviously tell what it is by that point. Which implies she's loving it.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:37,
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Perhaps.
But perhaps she likes eating poo. That's what turns me on i think, anyway.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:43,
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There's something a bit odd gone on there.
Great piccy though :)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:37,
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I'm just quite happy with the fresh faced picture
of Juliette Binoche. I would.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:38,
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Oh, and a big ol' hippo birdday.
How many solar orbits have you made now?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:42,
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23
23?
23?!
a fresh faced youngster. come on everybody, let's beat him up!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:56,
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23?!
a fresh faced youngster. come on everybody, let's beat him up!
erm... not quite
it's meant to be three colours black, three colours white and three colours grey...
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:39,
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Aha!
You see, that's quite clever, which threw me entirely.
I really am struggling today.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:40,
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I really am struggling today.
that should be a compo
"If supermarkets made..."
and happy birthday
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:23,
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and happy birthday
I hate Tesco value.
They got me through studenthood, but I never want to see them again. But woo, by the way.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:27,
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oooh posh kid
I had to make do with kwick save 'no frills'
- does anyone know if they still make you pay for your bags (and recruit from care in the community)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:35,
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- does anyone know if they still make you pay for your bags (and recruit from care in the community)
You wouldn't be saying posh if
you'd ever eaten Tesco value mince.
*shudder*
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:41,
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*shudder*
not in the traditional sense
they don't look like chicken, they don't smell like chicken, and they don't taste like anything that ever even considered being a chicken, but if you approach them with an open mind and don't expect chicken, they're really quite edible.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:07,
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"every little helps"
nice idea - physically existant enough to honestly say 'yes, of course I've got protection', yet cheap enough to fall apart within the first 10 seconds, thereby not compromising feelings.
Not that I'd know - I just started dating a virgin, so I ain't getting any
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:53,
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Not that I'd know - I just started dating a virgin, so I ain't getting any
wow you people are quick but helpful
thanks i'll keep playing with it to get it right, sorry for the misinterpretation.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:20,
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Any news?
Thought not, or you wouldn't be here.
Tell Mrs sick boy that we're fed up of waiting!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:21,
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Tell Mrs sick boy that we're fed up of waiting!
asdfds asda asdasdafsdfsdfasdaing babies!
Still not arrived. I am beginning to suspect that it might just be wind.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:23,
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Do they keep calling you in like
that guy in Carry on Doctor? Just tell them to put an internet link in the waiting room, then you can stay there as long as you need.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:25,
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No,
They don't generally make you very welcome prior to 5cm dilation and regular contractions. Being induced Saturday if he doesn't make a show before them.
And Currys, yeast, sex, gin, hot baths, etc are all bullshit ways of inducing labour!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:29,
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And Currys, yeast, sex, gin, hot baths, etc are all bullshit ways of inducing labour!
Oh dear
Just had a vision of the pair of you in M&S, Mrs sickboy being pushed round in a trolley guzzling from a bottle of gin and resting a vindaloo on her bump.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:41,
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hiya
mate
Not bad , bit mad in the city centre , roit police and yobs , horses , helicopter the lot !
Had a laugh though , I posted some pics last night and Number 6s are here
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:48,
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Not bad , bit mad in the city centre , roit police and yobs , horses , helicopter the lot !
Had a laugh though , I posted some pics last night and Number 6s are here
Sweet.
Sounds like a regular night out in Liverpool after a local derby. The reds were pissed cos they won, the blues cos they lost, and the whites because they're Tranmere. Checking out the pics now.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:53,
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I recognise you, Mark
and, I think, ChaosTime, but who is this
www.stuffinmyhead.com/b3ta/Liverpool_30082003/pages/05_jpg.htm
and this
www.stuffinmyhead.com/b3ta/Liverpool_30082003/pages/08_jpg.htm
/nosey
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:57,
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www.stuffinmyhead.com/b3ta/Liverpool_30082003/pages/05_jpg.htm
and this
www.stuffinmyhead.com/b3ta/Liverpool_30082003/pages/08_jpg.htm
/nosey
you'll learn not to waste threads again.
commence the japanese water torture.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:21,
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No problem :)
I'm off-setting my severe displeasure at being in work by being nice to virtual strangers.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:22,
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instead of starting a new thread
reply to your own post
posting a new thread shoves someone elses work off the bottom and is generally frowned upon... and just ignore Baz
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:22,
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posting a new thread shoves someone elses work off the bottom and is generally frowned upon... and just ignore Baz
And you were doing so well.
Oh, don't worry, it's monday, I'll forgive you, at least. Anybody know if Arthur's ok, or is it just my shit computer?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:23,
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I'm having no luck with it.
Warning: mysql_fetch_object(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/munkt0n/munkt0nphp/messages.inc.php on line 41
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:28,
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Yes.
Then I realised that my computer was blocking cookies from arthur in the first place.
I am a retard. 100% FACT!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:35,
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I am a retard. 100% FACT!
Welcome :)
I think the link at the top is to a thumbnail of your picture, as it's rather small. Hit edit and try again!
*edit* Yay! Well done! And Woo! */edit*
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:15,
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*edit* Yay! Well done! And Woo! */edit*
they read the FAQ
but misinterpreted it...
__QUOTE__
Add a message to the board with the extra code
<img src="http://www.woo.com/image.jpg">
If it's a picture you've found elsewhere that is either amusing or fits
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:16,
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__QUOTE__
Add a message to the board with the extra code
<img src="http://www.woo.com/image.jpg">
If it's a picture you've found elsewhere that is either amusing or fits
You alright?
I didn't see a 'cunt', 'bollocks', or 'arse' at all there. Morning all.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:17,
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umm
right...
you didn't get that you REPLACE www.woo.com/image.jpg with the URL of your picture?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:14,
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you didn't get that you REPLACE www.woo.com/image.jpg with the URL of your picture?
luna
type in
<img src="http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/D8/A2/linsstuff/1/1.jpg">
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:17,
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<img src="http://sc.groups.msn.com/tn/D8/A2/linsstuff/1/1.jpg">
"But can you fucking hummus?"
demanded the growing crowd of angry b3tans.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:07,
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night all..
may have to show PMGT and KMM this one tomorrow..
woo!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:08,
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woo!
haha!
That's not how I remember it, I'm sure I wasn't quite so much of a cat.....
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:08,
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oops!
When my sarc-o-meter just exploded, it rather startled the office cat.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:11,
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testing. testing
one two
oneeee twoooooo
sound ok at the back dave?
mutant walrus uploader hosty thing revived
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:54,
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oneeee twoooooo
sound ok at the back dave?
mutant walrus uploader hosty thing revived
Indeed.
The only problem now being I can't use the fecking thing ;)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:05,
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Thought they might be
didn't see any thing telling me he wanted money.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:05,
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There's a paypal link there somewhere.
Below your messages I think.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:06,
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What about the fucking huge great paypal icon saying
"help 4rthur move to a better host"? Hmm? HMMM?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:06,
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now
I've deleted all my old messages and can see the bottom of the page I can see that perfectly thank you.
In any case, your my Pointing Out The Fucking Obvious Bitch.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:09,
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In any case, your my Pointing Out The Fucking Obvious Bitch.
I like that.
I particularly like the fact that the acronym is "POTFOB".
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:11,
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Could one of you (presumably DB)
4rhtur munkt0n for me and tell him about this problem I'm having with 4rthur, see if there's a way round it? For description of problem see moaning below. Ta.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:13,
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munkt0n sez
delete your cookies you northern monkey.
100% of FACT.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:21,
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100% of FACT.
No luck :(
Warning: mysql_fetch_object(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL result resource in /home/munkt0n/munkt0nphp/messages.inc.php on line 41
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:29,
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he can't do anything at the moment
I suggest you register as Supermoore v2 for today
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:41,
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So it would seem.
As more talented people are giving their time to code features for the site, it seems only fair for others to help pay for bandwidth.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:15,
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Exactly.
I made a modest donation, and registered www.4rthur.com , which should be up and running soon I think?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:19,
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Presumably by donating.
I'm not going to, cos munkt0n will probably have an affair with Batsgirl then close the whole place down, taking my money with him to pay his divorce lawyer.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:04,
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poor Bronson, gone, gone like a teacake....
morning Boab, you sick cnut!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:23,
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Odd coincidence
that Once Upon a Time in the West was on TV last night.
I only meant to watch the opening scene, and of course ended up watching the whole interminable, incomprehensible and absolutely marvellous thing all over again.
For me, the best film that Bronson was ever in.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:25,
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I only meant to watch the opening scene, and of course ended up watching the whole interminable, incomprehensible and absolutely marvellous thing all over again.
For me, the best film that Bronson was ever in.
I believe
I may have said I was leaving.
nonetheless, QUACK IT HARD!
(really going now, really)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:49,
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nonetheless, QUACK IT HARD!
(really going now, really)
HONK!
Morning all. Is anyone else having problems with Arthur? I think it might be my work PC and cookies or something, but every time I click something I get logged out. Arse.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:55,
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Bugger.
I shall just have to content myself watching my dancing domo.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:00,
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I think it must be
that I'm still logged in at home, and the php won't take multiple connections for the same user.
Arse.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 9:04,
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Arse.
BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY! BUNNY!
..I just made some more Paint Mood Bunnies to post tomorrow:
manic and
psychedelic
..carrying on from wrath, y'see..
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:44,
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manic and
psychedelic
..carrying on from wrath, y'see..
I know, I know
..typed the URL too fast..
jeez, yous fullas are quick eh..!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:48,
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jeez, yous fullas are quick eh..!
Yaargh!
I like those (but psychedelic bunny doesn't work for me)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:47,
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Name spelling is tough
I just ordered some food here in the cafeteria in Mumbai/India, and told them my family name "Heilmann".
Now I got a bill with the handwritten title
"Hymen"
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:29,
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Now I got a bill with the handwritten title
"Hymen"
With cherry sauce?
Morning all - isn't it hideous to be back at work again?
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:33,
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Agreed
..but I finished work two hours ago, and have been filled with hummus ever since..
the pub's closed today, so I just sat around here making things.
still, can't sleep here, so I better head home..
and get really motherfucking stoned!
woo.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:41,
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the pub's closed today, so I just sat around here making things.
still, can't sleep here, so I better head home..
and get really motherfucking stoned!
woo.
exactly
skills can be obtained, hummus flows through your veins as soon as you sign up
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:51,
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thats the story
she was like, put pies in this picture, and so i did, and there was much rejoicing
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:21,
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woo!
welcome to the board!
you will never, ever leave (but then you might have figured that by now)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:22,
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you will never, ever leave (but then you might have figured that by now)
That's a lie!
Look at her! She'd eat all the pies herself!
Woo and welcome!
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 8:27,
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Woo and welcome!
..and here's a picture
of me in my birthday suit:
let's party naked together!
..that didn't come out quite how I meant it..
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:20,
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let's party naked together!
..that didn't come out quite how I meant it..
I love 'em
..haven't figured out what to do with them yet, being as how they're so fluffy already..
roar.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:38,
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roar.
I suppose
I could just mash 'em all up together.
mmmmmmm fluffy bunny mash
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:41,
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mmmmmmm fluffy bunny mash
hehehe
that battle cry generator in your blog is pretty funny:
Lo! Who is that, stalking through the mountains! It is Rapitinui, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you so badly, you will not be able to see straight!!"
bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:49,
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Lo! Who is that, stalking through the mountains! It is Rapitinui, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you so badly, you will not be able to see straight!!"
bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
hehe
Stalking on the desert, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Kitteny Berk! And he gives a gutteral grunt:
"I'm going to clobber you until you deflate, and trade you for a candy bar!!"
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:54,
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"I'm going to clobber you until you deflate, and trade you for a candy bar!!"
bandwagon...
Stalking over the hotel lobby, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Croz! And he gives a booming bellow:
"I'm going to smack you so thoroughly, your pets won't recognize you!"
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:57,
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"I'm going to smack you so thoroughly, your pets won't recognize you!"
It's a good way
to come up with a picture when you have no inspiration. :)
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:59,
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hehe
I tried it for Ittybittykitty, and she gets the burning branch too..
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:59,
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hehehehehe
if you're having trouble losing weight, may I recommend my cigarettes-and-beer diet?
..I'm nearly at the point of needing to go to hospital to sit around on a drip for three months, cos' I'm more interested in drugs and drink than food.
woo.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:18,
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..I'm nearly at the point of needing to go to hospital to sit around on a drip for three months, cos' I'm more interested in drugs and drink than food.
woo.
Im on the
Amstel light and Marlboro light diet... same alchohol 89 calories, means I can drink 3 times a much without fear of piling on the pounds... still fall down though
Yay beer
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:22,
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Yay beer
yay indeed
except my hips and ribs are now so prominent, it's starting to limit the positions I can fuck in without causing my partner unnecessary pain.
</toomuchinformation>
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:28,
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</toomuchinformation>
Eat
some pies... that'll cure prominent bones, cover them in comfy lard.
I on the other hand have the physique of a Roman God... Fatious Bastardius (actually im not fat at all but it seemed right)
Yes it was a bit to much info
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:34,
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I on the other hand have the physique of a Roman God... Fatious Bastardius (actually im not fat at all but it seemed right)
Yes it was a bit to much info
aaaaaahhhh
pies.
..being a vego doesn't really help though, I think it has to be meat pies.
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Mon 1 Sep 2003, 7:39,
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..being a vego doesn't really help though, I think it has to be meat pies.
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