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# Rocket cat!

Burnin' out his fuse... up here... alone...
(greenjim, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# how did
you do the fire effect? It's lurvly...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# I used
wondertouch particleillusion
you can dl a free demo version here
which is most woosome
(greenjim, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)
# Cheers!
that's great! :)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)
# nice
woo:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# he looks
a trifle dizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:46, archived)
# I fell in to a burning ring of fire
... a ring of fire

(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# oh it
burns, burns, burns

ring of fire

ring of fire
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# My name is Sue
How do you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:49, archived)
# mmm
whiskas balti edition
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:47, archived)
# He's probably chasing this fella...
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)
# kitty meow meow did a gif
that looked like a puppy on fire running around in circles

I must tell her about this one! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:05, archived)
# excellent
chilli cat food not such a good idea is it?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Svenno Goran Ericsson
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The Mummy
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Woo to that!
Woo to the work on the certificate. It's those details that make the great shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Not really a compo entry, but what the hell...
(plankton, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Funnily enough
that song's been running round my head all morning.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# his overacting
ruined this movie - I give it 2 thumbs down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Very arfsome :)
Not "Costumes by Jean-Poubelle Gaultier"?

(Astatine, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# Ba-doom
tish
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# donut love fatboy
(Hugh G Rection, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# AAAGGHHH!!!!
Get it awaayyy-y-y-y-y-y!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# yahhhh!
just spat apple on my keyboard - donut-freak!
(Little Dolphin whips his tail, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# SLOTH LOVE CHUNK!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# heehee
(icedragon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# www.oneeyedwilly.co.uk
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Ahhhh
Kill it... kill it
(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# God damn it,
YES!!!!!

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# goonies
choch - late .. hu hu hu, chunk.
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# he looks
like the gentleman from 'The Hills Have Eyes'
(8-Ball, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# is he the same as the gentleman from
the goonies?

edit: ah - I'd not read the above reply. I'll just go back to lurking. The board moves too fast for me in the daytime.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I never though about that
though the man from the Goonies looks
more rubbery and 'made up'. Whatever that means.
(8-Ball, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# it means
imaginary.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaAAAaah
as in 'not true'.
(8-Ball, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# or one who enjoys the
"alternative lifestyle choices"
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# alternative like Limp Bizkit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# Evil, evil woman

funny tho...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I thought he looked like the kurgan from Highlander
after he cut off his hair
(lib319, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# I think this would be useful


Edit: THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH FUGGIN' ROOM HERE YOU KNOW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# You missed out
"a picture that has been done before, but much better"
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# And a repost
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# And a repost
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# And a repost
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# did somebody say repost?
from more innocent times..
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:04, archived)
# .
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# and
a link that's obviously glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# And
"100th post celebration"
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I had my 400th last night
and everybody had cake
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# what is glasscock?

do I set myself up for ridicule?
(brioche, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
#
This is glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# heh
true.
(icedragon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# arf
(8-Ball, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# haha
mental!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# I spat
my juice... damn you. everything may well now blow up and burn down the house.
(brioche, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# I don't like your colour scheme!
good idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# hmm, monday, lovely mondays

brain feels like it's been cheese grated.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I love these
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# Class!
I love the idea of Satan being pestered...

Robot Devil: Can I have my hands back?
Fry: hmmm... nope.
RD: You're meaaannnn!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# God bless
the futurama
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# my goodness
but that gave me a hearty chortle!

thank you
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# hahaha
I love these.
great!
(8-Ball, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# Just got your mail!
Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:22, archived)
# I'm so, so sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
# Yes.
That would be infinitely better than the bilge she usually trots out.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# lol woo
never liked sophie elix bextor myself, can i ask wot animation program you use?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# I created it (much too quickly)
in Fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Quick and dirty is good.
It's the b3tan way.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:31, archived)
# Just had a thought!
Should of put "Woo Yay!" instead of "DJ!"
(I helped save b3ta! Spencer Elden, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# As long as it gets
shoved up the arse, it doesn't matter how.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# yay!
I like her.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# but she has a face like
a satellite dish,

said Mr R Williams
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# handy for
picking up channel 5
(I helped save b3ta! Mingus wonders where all the time went, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# but...
she has a lovely reception area.
(fat tony, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:50, archived)
# spotty dress
makes her look pregnant though
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# long days in Westminster...
can become a bit routine.

sorry, this HAD to be purged from my brain
(fiver_til_friday, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
# That's
just fucking bonkers!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
# haha
did you get home ok then in the end last night? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# ullo dude
did you get home ok on Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# yeah no problem -
was a bit damp from the beer, but had a fantastic night - you seen the pics yet? - groups.msn.com/djdirect/shoebox.msnw

was awesome night, cheers for coming ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# i look
very scared in most of those!
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Yeah
no problem - Solly kept ringing me to make sure I didn't fall asleep on the train!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# As opposed to ones
in dull country towns? Every day is a high octane roller coast of excitement in the depths of Sussex.
edit: can't see the picture
edit: ooh... see it now, how rude!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# ever thought of cleaning out your brain?
mental floss perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# hahahah
first time on the board today and that's what I see! very woosome indeed sir
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Uhh
Should't that be Dubya not Peter Costello. Good stuff anyway!
(afroboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 13:41, archived)
# First post


I'm sure somebody has thought of this before but what the hell.
(afroboy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:22, archived)
# done it yesterday.
te he, oh no that was tanked the engine. doh
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
#

Alan's first try at fitting in
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Hehe
let's hope Alan remembered to switch his AAD on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] rohypnol anyone?
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# there's wally
.
(Hugh G Rection, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:21, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Ahhhhh
Dear god...theyre someones children... If only the parents had used a durex
(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:23, archived)
# yes but what about their children.
sloth from the goonies springs to mind
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
#
Svenno springs to mind too
(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Hahaha
I would normally have said Svenno A, but now I will say B. Must TattyShop those together... must go home though :(
(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# That comment reminds me of this...
it's the caption that makes it!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
#
Hehe
(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# oof
Star Trek on a shoestring:
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# the original image was scary enough ...

original
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Mommy?
woo to the pic to the A!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# aaar
take it away! take it away!
('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Cripes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:22, archived)
# I can't be the first....surely
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I love Bronson
Mr Majestyk was one of the best films ever, fact!

"All I wanna do is get my melons in"
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Hee hee
Sometimes it's the simple ideas that work best!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# like writing "gay" on someones forehead?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# If only
I was at home where I have to tools to mess with the pic in your profile. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# copy it and take it home.
Dont mess with grandma though. She's to old to be shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Indeed
although that's not as funny as writing "I want to make love to a pirate. Yarr!" upside down on someone's stomach...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I didnt get the opportunity to read your stomach.
Its not everday you get to write that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# I completely forgot
about it until the Pope noticed it when we were in the pub having lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# still, probably the only time you've had a young girl between your legs
concentrating on an area just under your belly button.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# You don't get to write that every day
either.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# I'm very disappointed in you guys
I expected at least one reply to say:

Yes you are the first and don't call me Shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:26, archived)
# you have to get up very early
to be the first dear chap
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I wasn't bothered about being the first
I just wanted the Shirley reply :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# bastard
('Andeh', Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# that he is.
a flashing black and white CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# made me jump
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# He has
to be a trekkie
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Haha
He must.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# speaking of star trek
I just found this piece of possibly glasscock
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Haha!
/genius
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# took me by surprise
I was about to moan about the pic not being shopped or anything. moan moan moan.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
#
Hes no hacker... hes Svenno
(Schlottie, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Ho ho ho
that made me titter
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:20, archived)
# Sales are up tenfold I hear
(dognutz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# not chopped
So I'm sticking it in here....

the state of my finances made me smile :)
www.weirdlittlebiscuit.com/images/credit/010903.gif

Woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Oooo
ouch.
(Amerella, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# I got the 2 columns mixed up
and thought "FUCKING HELL CHA-CHING!"
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Is that all your credit cards?
or is that the tip of the iceberg?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# thats them all in a onney....
It was a lot worse a few months ago :)

I'm starting to grow up now... and it bites :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# I had a similar summary for HSBC,
the credit side was about the same as yours, the debit side was something like £112,000.

Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Ooo you win.....
hands down...
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:29, archived)
# If only...
mind you I still wouldn't.
Sales are up Penfold? Poor love.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Just a quikie for comp


/Probably been done already
(Hugh G Rection, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I was going to
but halfway through, my computer crashed and burned, so I gave up
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# TJ - sorry
A similar problem caused me to lose the link to the website with a flash mini-myst type thing. Anyone care to share the url....please
(I helped save b3ta! TheCockwellInn, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# HUH?
where did you come from?
shut what url?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Mainly lurking...
The office is not conducive to shoppin'. Anyway I finally found what I was after. But thanks anyway.
www.freshsensation.com/samorost.swf
(I helped save b3ta! TheCockwellInn, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:17, archived)
# this?
www.vectorpark.com/park.html
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# Come 'ere you bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# that would be good
with a space background
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Trevor McDonut
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# You watched "Alright on the night ALL STARS"
last night, perchance?
Not that I did.
Still funny though
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
#
maybe
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# I loved it when Edwina Currie said
"No, I'm married to John Major". Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# that was a 100%
die fucking laughing moment
(I helped save b3ta! Punked I Love Vectors, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# yay
for Tiswas-inspired posts!
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# ooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
(smoglane!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# I want to see him talk
"Bong! Missing pair found in Scotland. C'mon. She's a little slag. I would
"Bong! err
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Like the one who went off with that marine,
I think the press are being very cynical. I thought it was a lovely romantic story.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# and lolita was a feed good romantic comedy for chicks
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# That gives me an idea for a photoslap
...but I suck.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:14, archived)
# how was scotland?
and blackpool
and bristol...?
(dognutz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# "Bong!
I am made from fashioned biscuit dough"
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)

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