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# and now it's a...

stampede!
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# arf
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Is it me?
Or are there a load of seals in here?
(kiwanotree Meh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:24, archived)
# I bet this has NEVER been done before*
(click bigger)
*and I never was any good at gambling
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# No image sorry
I am thinking about making an xml/flash thing that sits on the bottom right corner of your desktop and provides you with pictures from the messageboard (updated every X number of seconds). Would people use this or would I be wasting my time? :)
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# wouldn't that be incredibly difficult to do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
#
No its incredibly easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# Not really
people have made screensavers and allsorts which work in a similar way. Witness the xml challenge in the newsletter a few weeks back. I probably wouldn't use it though, as I have the board open for most of the day anyhow.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# no
not really

1 border-less popup window
javascript/flash to read the b3ta xml feeds
all you need to do is parse each new thread for the presence of <img> tags
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# not really.
probably an rss/xml parser out there for flash
read image - load it - display it.

you could do this as a cgi script too
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# can be done client-side
using javascript and the lovely <XML> tag
edit: or server-side static pages, if you don't want to sap b3ta's bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# the problem with b3ta when ti comes to bandwidth
is that reloading all of the old posts on the board sucks up bandwidth and it's a bit of a waste.

it's a bit like threaded irc what we've got here.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# if you can get it to work fine
i'm sure people would use it at work
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# No
sorry
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# ack you've got the problem iof refereing urls
so some of them might come up with nicked from b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
#
I guess I will just try and see!
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# reading peps tag
what i'd do personally. is read it every 30 minutes and email people the new pics.

that would make them viral a bit :D
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# please don't -
automated stuff like this, 'every x number of seconds', sucks our bandwidth, you'll kill the board... it's been done before with a board auto refresh.
Nice idea though.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# thing is
do the rss feeds support 304? /tech

i.e it goes has it changed since X?
it goes no bugger off.

(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# one way to save bandwidth
is for people who want to write clients for b3ta.
go, give us the new posts since
....

technically it could be done in javascript

(iiiiiiish)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# it would only make a difference
between 5am and 8 am, when no bugger posts anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:12, archived)
# well, people refresh the page for one new post or
10 new posts. or son...

instead of gettnig the 50 or so on the page per refresh, they get 10. much nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
# ah, sorry
I thought you meant a count of the new posts...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# i coherent no!
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:21, archived)
# I guess
you know about the RSS feeds? have a look in one of the recent newsletters if you want to see some other people's attempts (not quite the same thing as you're planning)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# so that'd mean
you could see all the cool b3ta pics, but you wouldn't be busy reading comments, so you could do real work too!!

where's the point in that?
(bblgoose, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Yay, You hadn't done one of these for ages.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# well i had the misfortune
to see them on telly again the other day!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# I loathe Fiona Philips with a passion.
I'm considering mounting a serious campaign to get her taken off the air. She's fucking awful, sitting there on that fucking sofa, being fucking smug and fucking wittering on about whatever the fuck comes into her fucking tiny mind, interrupting whatever's meant to be going on at that moment. And she fucking thinks like the Daily fucking Mail. Fucking fuck fucker.

Erk.

>looks at fluffy things<
(Kate Garraway is great though)
(wingnutkj, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:29, archived)
# pffft
nsfw pic

mod edit: sorry, that's too rude.
(Emzickle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# Very good
but NSFW. Linky please.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# TJ!!!
any of you lot got a mail addy for Hal9000?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# It's here
www.b3ta.com/board/profile.php?id=18
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
# i've mailded
him direct now with his password so he should be in to arthur in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# In other news
I have the "Down and Out" song from Bugsy Malone going round in my head. Any other annoying dittys that might shift it? I'm getting a bit bored of it now.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Bad Guys
Also from Bugsy Malone and good for three days of teeth-grating remembrance at the very least. All together now "We could have been anything we wanted to be.."
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# .
agreed. i downloaded it t'other day in fact
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:23, archived)
# Yes. Try this:
Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's
Got me looking so crazy right now (in love)
Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch
Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)
Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss
Got me hoping you'll save me right now
Looking so crazy in love's,
Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love

...it goes on for everandever and is highly annoying once lodged in your brane.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# it's not so bad
if you can destroy your radio before the godawful rap part of it...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# that JayZ,
I can't figure out if he's insane or not. he's just so Kerazy!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:14, archived)
#
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# That's done it.
Thanks, I'll be back to kill you in about 3 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:08, archived)
# just hum
"Cur-rys, always cutting Pri-ces!"

And you'll soon wish you had Bugsy back in your head.
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# AAAHH
NSFAnywhere you bastard

(Symball, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# That is great
but most def NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# I say
that really isn't necessary, is it now.
You underage magic user.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# is she
sabrina the teenage witch?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# No
she's the worst witch
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# which witch?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# The wicked witch!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# East
or
West
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# congratulatories
(bblgoose, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# Okay, I'll stop with the lists
if you stop acting like a vindictive cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Have I done
some accidental toe stepping?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# it's
demarkation, that's what it is...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)
# I have 5 fractured metatarsals.
You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Sorry,
hang on...is that better?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# Mmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# About 6 months ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Longer than that
I reckon more like 18 months
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# gosh
have I arrived at a bad time?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah,
it's been really good today as well, never mind.
PLease stay.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)
# It has been good today
aren't we all wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# hmmm,
well I ought to be doing work really. I have a large, dull-looking book called MINIMALISM, THEMES AND MOVEMENTS to chug through.

I'm glad it's been good today. That is nice to hear.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# Schools have
gone back, so minimal trollage.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:00, archived)
# lots of
large, mostly empty pages?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# You've
read it too?
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:03, archived)
# sadly not.
Muchos text and the odd photo of an uncomfortable-looking chair in an otherwise empty room.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# there's a lot to be said
for minimalism
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:32, archived)
# There were kittens earlier.
Mostly in space.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
#
I've seen that pic somewhere before.. and its still disturbing when on the side of a building.
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# it's been used before
with a variety of different heads on it. I think Thatcher was one, once, and maybe Tony Blair. Crasy huh! lol!!!!11!!!!

ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)
# stolen.
nsfw.
shit.
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# and it appears
to be a bitmap!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# What?
All of it?

Not seen that pic stuck on a building before, so I wouldn't know...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:58, archived)
# well, not seen it on a building as such
but ive seen half of it so therefore it is stolen.(umm...)
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
# There're
plenty of pix that get praised on here that use previously shopped images.
Sticking it on a building is not particularly imaginative, but at least shows effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:16, archived)
# could you make it a linky?
it's just some people are at work, and their bosses wont be impressed if they see stuff that's icky like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# thats very diplomatic
your nice
(bblgoose, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)
# just got
sacked.
edit:now linky thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# aaaarrrgh! my eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:54, archived)
# Hee hee
well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# hmmmmm
did you do that pic?

a) yes
b) no
c) no
d) no
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# This one time, on B3ta, I posted a crack for Poser..
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# it's a.....

centipede!
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# good....
but why's it golden?
(icedragon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# cent
comes from the term "century" meaning "a hundred years"
as in - a hundred years ago.
as in - the Olden Days
Olden rhymes with Golden

hence it is gold. derrrr
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# although he would miss his life on the high seas,
it had been a hard life,
and he was enjoying his retirement

some thanks owed to the person who posted the pirate kit

edit: woo FP! one more to double digits!
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:48, archived)
# yarr!
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# pirate
kit?
YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)
# this one:
www.rob-and-sarah.co.uk/images/b3ta/piratekit.psd
(Flower has a new job!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# Yay
and woo and other sounds of happiness!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# thanks
i couldn't remember from whence it came
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# Yay!
He could fly up onto telephone lines, and use the hook to slide down like a spy.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:57, archived)
# haharrrrrrrrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:59, archived)
# haha !
poifect !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:04, archived)
# ha ha!
brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:59, archived)
# These bloody cowboys are


...driving me nuts!
(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# arf
(norumbegan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# Tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:53, archived)
# russlers!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
# a
pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from the fly of his pants and the bartender says to him, you know you've got a steering wheel hanging from the fly of your pants and the pirate says, aye, its driving me nuts... yyyyaaaarrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Last compo entry from me

something of a bovine theme today
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
yay!



right HAL9000 come here! now, I have news.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Stop it Tef
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# ah ok *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# dancing
its a cow
(harakiri, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:26, archived)
# i would so call
a boat this.

cfb!
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# Best name for a boat EVER.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# ahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# Orange juice/Monitor interface scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# hehehehehe!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# he he
lmfao
(Emzickle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastic idea!
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# No need to shout
pic from the NY post
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# no need to leach bandwidth of the NY post either
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
#
i was thinking about how to implement an anti leech nonsense thingy. it's a bit hard it is.

edit: not .htaccess blocking certian referers. i mean stoppign people on the board leeching bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
# In some cases I think it's okay.
E.g. leaching off the BBC, say, is fine as they won't notice the difference. Same with CNN and other big sites.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Not really
cos this site isn't just a random caption competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# True.
But you might want to borrow a picture for example to illustrate a point within a thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Fair point,
but I still think it best to work on the basis of all leeching is bad - if only to gain the moral high ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# Actually
now I think about it, in Britain we pay for the Beeb's bandwidth, so that probably makes it fair play...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# Morals, schmorals.
Stick 'em up your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# I think Baz is talking more
about illustrating points mid thread when we're talking about current events or something. Not much point saving and hosting a bbc or sky news pic just for that.

This is different, this is just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)
# I think there are two issues going on...
1) stealing bandwidth

2) posting a piccy you havent made/or altered





(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1909202
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# WAR CRIMINAL!
So i'm not allowed to post anything that I haven't made myself? If I had linked the page rather than the picture, the context would have been lost. Being responsible is good, but being a pedant is just not fluffy.

(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# That would have been okay.
If either the picture or the caption had been funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:49, archived)
# seconded
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# You can stick
fluffy so far up your rectum it'll tickle your nose!!

This has been a randon Bovine Insult.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# a random one
even

those fingers eh!
(Mattyboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:55, archived)
#
well my friend, why not summon the power of html to highlight your point!!!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:50, archived)
# In a new thread like that?
I would say no you can't post anything you haven't made (linkies excluded).

As I said above, this place isn't a caption competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:51, archived)
# Random Picture Caption Competition:
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Can we play with your balls?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:05, archived)
# Seaman's
all over the box
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:06, archived)
# They've ruined
those tops!

I've heard of shagging your way round the world but not the Premiership. Tell that to Dani Behr...
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:10, archived)
# .
I bet those aren't the only tits in a spurs shirt
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:13, archived)
# i think you've just got to keep
shouting at them!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# i'm missing the shoppery
and the kittens
(bblgoose, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
# some shoppery here
blimey tis a good day for shoutin
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# Waaaah!
Yeah, I thought about the bandwidth issue, but I dare say that they don't rightly give a poo about it. I knew someone would bring it up. I obviously wouldn't do the same to a small personal site, I'm not an animal!

www.oneeyedwilly.co.uk - feel free to leach your asses off.
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:45, archived)
# The point he's making
isn't the bandwidth issue though, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:56, archived)
# Crap joke


Ho-hum, back to work
(I helped save b3ta! Monkboy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# hehe
thats a good'un
(m4tt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# hahhaha
thats great
(stop looking at my goats you bag of spunk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# wakka wakka wakka!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha !
like it !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# how does it
smell?
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# you're a fucking bastard superman
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# dont hang around after dark


(my first FP, ahh those were the days)
(Symball, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, they just don't have the presence of those classic villains these days...
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# ha ha
epic :)
(I helped save b3ta! CJ, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Nice waggle
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha,
ha ha ha.
I like how you've blossomed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# i've had a wonderful evening
shame this wasn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Brilliumpt!
Lovely brow action.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# *clapclapclap*
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Either this pic is funny
or my watch has stopped!!!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# excellent


(ivor_the_engine, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# Genius.
I'm weeping openly.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha!
welcome back and on top form
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# wahey!
i still ike your banana-chin.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# animal garden makeover
(I helped save b3ta! raver, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# just felt like posting something!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# is it Russ Abbot?
Or George Bush?
Either way, it's woo?
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# When Dinosaurs Rolled the Earth
(Mad Frank, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
wonderful! just what i needed to cheer me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# woo!
that am so pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# sooper
punnage sir.
(m4tt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# that's breal!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# nooo!
i'm being overtaken!

woo picture!
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# a FOURsome of power
blimey tis a good day for nuf nuf
rather crude shoppery, appologies.
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# hmm..!
Dare I ask where you got the source pic from :)
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# from the burning man website
why?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
#
I meant of the pope! muaha
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# in google pict search
pope. he hammers away onna laptop
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# oooh...
....bit NSFW that I think , prepare to be shouted at
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# <--- is prepared!
who will do the shouting then?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I will!!
down with this sort of thing!
(bblgoose, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# careful
now!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# that would be
a foursome
(bblgoose, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# OH?
do the girls count?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# I'd hope so
be a bit dull without them
(bblgoose, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:35, archived)
# aight good point
its a FOURsome then
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# hehehehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# is a bit nsfw
but look at the concentration on george bush's face. WORK IT. WORK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:31, archived)
# i especially like how he sticks his tongue out
he he
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# NSFW! you said NSFW!!!

you rang?
(MissieMissie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:39, archived)
# The fourth pic in that animation
is my friend Amy.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# Aim-mee
Good gorilla
(Fellmeister, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Woot Woot - dats the sound of the beast

(National Squid Never knowingly underfondled, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# sorry to barge in but
ive just got off holiday for 2 weeks and then been in hospital for a week and flibz doesny work for me... :( is it ok?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:24, archived)
# we now use
4rthur
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# really i know munkton was working on something but what happend
to flibz?
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# now thats
in the spazz....
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Its
best not too ask...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# i'm glad he took the page down though
:|
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# arrrghh
some bugger has knicked my user name.... NO FAIR
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# I'll tell munkt0n
so he can sort it out if you like
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# ahh bless
that would be coolios
chars
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# in the mean time
use this:

UN:
gertie
PW:
basil


and if any of you lot use this ID to trash arthur I'll have your nutts off. cos I can see your IP address.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# yes TEF
that includes you.
and if you do anything I will hunt you down and sort you out.

*glares*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
# But
excludes me right? Because I have no idea what that means :)
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:40, archived)
# you have an ID on arthur
you are ok.

plus Tef has already been warned by me and munkt0n not to break things.

I was just giving that ID to hal so he could see what arthur is like for now.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:42, archived)
# Thanks
honey. I'm being a donut again, something I seem to be doing very well lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:47, archived)
# err all a bit complicated
he closed it for personal reasons and best to leave it at that
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:29, archived)
# Flibz was porking Batsgirl.
Then Mrs Flibz found out.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:41, archived)
# you are a star
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)
# Much
as I agree with everyone else's attempt not to drag it all up again - I can't help but admire your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/1952944
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 11 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# like he said
its a whole new and different thing!

(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# its down forever
munkt0n.dyndns.org
(m4tt, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# cheers but now i am
all confused - spend a week in hospital on drugs to fight ear infection and now nothing works... argh
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# m3ss3ng3r is dead
long live 4rthur
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Oh dear
I hope you're okay now?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Hello you.
Not seen you in 4rthur yet, are you shunning us now?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# some bugger has registered my user name
so i dunno if i want to make an apearance :(
(I helped save b3ta! hal9000 sme, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:32, archived)
# They'll probably try and sell it back to you
for £1m.

Either that, or munkt0n will just reclaim it for you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# she's there
munkt0n.dyndns.org/profile.php?userid=124
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:33, archived)
# Thanks DB
Hehe, that'll be first that I haven't got anything to say!
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:36, archived)
# Hello love
You can see me there, I've just been really busy the last week, so haven't been on much.
shun? No way. How could I?
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:34, archived)
# Ah yes, there you are.
It disturbs me when I think members of the family have wandered off :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:37, archived)
# Aw shucks ..
thanks for your concern :)
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:43, archived)
# don't worry
we'll hunt them down
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:44, archived)
# The hospital?
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# yay!
nice punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)

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