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# ...

(I helped save b3ta! santexo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# that's ace
mmmm leather trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Yaaay!
Pesky bleedin' ninjas.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Yoinks!
That's boinktastic!
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# i'm sure 32847263847 people have told you this already
but the nigerian scam thing is hilariously fantastic
you are a comedy genius
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:31, archived)
# totally fab
except I can't seem to find it.

Can you possibly pop a linky under here?
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:36, archived)
#
forums.thedivinecomedy.com/viewtopic.php?t=2072
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:36, archived)
# yay
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:37, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Ooh
thank you!

I'm just checking Wozyck's email account.
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:49, archived)
# Ha ha
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# haha !
yay !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Tee hee!
Tiny little ninja man!
I want one!
(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:30, archived)
# haha
reminds me of nick nack :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Fabularse!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:32, archived)
# El Capitan!
He's our hero! Hi Cockalorum indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Is that, that "Ultraman" thinggy?
I used to rent the tape out every week when I was little, but can't find it anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Captain Planet
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# which was an utter poo
cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:53, archived)
# now THAT
is what I call REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

(kerouac, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# haha!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Busy day being IT boss then?
quality anim as usual :)
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# WOOO
I likes that, me doz.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:34, archived)
# woo!
and YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:35, archived)
# hehe
Cheeky little scamp
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:37, archived)
# hehe
Very nice!
Yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# ooh, that's good!
and subtle too
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# thats
very woo
(Fort, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Nicely done
tres subtle.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# that's fab
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# ahhh
mootiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# eww
he's got his tongue in his nose!
Woo and indeed Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Weird
and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Weird and woo,
just like you!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:36, archived)
# no wait....
I just meant weird...

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:37, archived)
# *smacks bottom*
That wasn't very nice:p
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Woo!
That am woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:36, archived)
# very nice, woo !
almost credible ... almost.
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
#
Press it !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Good effort!
Me likes!

And you should keep that handy for the next one:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# heh heh heh
just what we need too = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# it's not off!
so i posted one :)
(kiwanotree Meh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:44, archived)
# A little slow, it's been done.
But mine's better! :D

Hee hee hee
(rhallstr, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# lovely spong there!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# yours does have the spong
but the other one has shit on his arm...
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Yes, but
mine comes with added shit.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# True, but
my cow is sexier.
(rhallstr, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# I nearly used that one.
AND Millsy doesn't even have to leave the comforts of the studio for mine.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Aah, but
the comforts of the outdoors makes the trip worth it.
(rhallstr, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:32, archived)
# But it's so much effort
and all you get to show for it is a shitty arm. Or not shitty, in your case.
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Hey, maybe
you can get a free T-shirt too! :D
And I should have added some shite in the pic too.
(rhallstr, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Yeah
And I should've added animation to mine, but I can't.

A truce to the scott mills-cow molesters?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# Truce
Was not intending disrespect, trying to be funny. I'm a noob here. ;)
(rhallstr, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:54, archived)
# Don't EVER
call him Millys again! he's not your friend and you're not his!...He's Dick Mills...erm...DAVE...sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:32, archived)
# hehehe
nice spong!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# i hope he likes this
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# loon
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# woo!
i fucking laughed.

that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Arf arf !!!
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# hehe
email it to him and tell him you have a 'Scott Mills shrine' where you sacrifice farmyard animals every Friday in his honour.

Go on...
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# yes
i agree whole-heartedly
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# anyone is welcome to
i feel he might be unhappy with the mispelling of scott though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:30, archived)
# hey probably won't notice...
i didn't, and he's very stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:31, archived)
# well anybody's welcome to send it to him
and add a great story too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:32, archived)
# Give me 5 mins
...with your kind permission...

*edit*
What's his email address?
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:34, archived)
# it's [email protected]
Tell him you sometimes sleep in his garden just to be nearer.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# and have pictures of lookalikes
naked
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:39, archived)
# :D hoho
oh, S.E, are you from iceland?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:41, archived)
# no,
why?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# just looking at your msn member profile
so you lied! i feel so betrayed! :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:45, archived)
# Sent.
Hello Scott.

I love you. You get me really hard.

I made this for you.

I mean it. YOU! YOU MEAN EVERYTHING TO ME.

Shut your mouth - I MEAN IT!

I love you til it hurts - you're really nice and I love the way you have no hair.

Look at my animation - I made it for you. I want to marry you and kiss you and then stroke your moustache which I will make you grow.

I have a shrine dedicated to you - I kill badgers each Friday in your name. So now you know what you mean to me.

I love you. Come round my house and let me show you something I can 'broadcast' out of thin air. That's right Scott - my love for you.

Derek's daughter Bunty (21)
ps - she's a model and has shaved her testicles so they spell "Scott Mills"
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
fucking great!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:43, archived)
# hahahaha
that's great. :D

i like the reference to goatse in your nigerian scam too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:44, archived)
# Ooh yes, thank you.
I must check Wozyck's emails.

I like Chucky - he's so greedy.
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:48, archived)
# yeh he's great
like david dickinson shopped outside wozyck buttons too
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:52, archived)
# [email protected]
keep me updated with any replies, sunshineelephant at hotmail
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Hahaha
Lovely storymash there. :)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# w/y/h, obviously
and how can you animate mspaint? what software do ya need?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# just use any animator
and draw the frames
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# animation shop
from jasc is good

or flash
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# ok
where do you get it from and how the hell do you use it?
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:34, archived)
# well,
i downloaded paintshop pro from kazaa (which is a codeword for "bought it from a shop")

you use ctrl+v to paste and ctrl+shft+l to paste into the next frame. it's all quite self explanitory
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# I love this
Please send it to him...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:28, archived)
# hahaha!
scrott mills!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# LOL
Fantastic!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:39, archived)
# We all hate bandwagons
But from the moment I saw that pic, this got stuck in my head.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# He can keep his head
remarkably still can't he
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Like those rap-dancers who pretend to be egyptian
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Bright future if the DJing fails


Sorry for shitness
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# nah, I think it's the shitness on his arm
that makes it funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
# not so bad
better than I could do at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# WOO!
there you go!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Thanks for the encouragement
;)
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# That's actualy
not a bad effort for MS Paint! Seriously!...The shit on his arm looks quite really!...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Now
you're pushing it
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# ahahahaha
eew!
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# D'oh!
Did one further down, forgot the brown marks though. Woo to pic!
(PhilWal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# It's nicely done
same source pic. Woo to yours, too. It's helpful that he comes with a rolled up sleeve, lol
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:33, archived)
# ?
did we all do the same thing with the same source pic.. how odd? - multiple mindpisses...
(great cthulhu, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Suprised nobody has done this yet.....
click for NSFW pic
He's looking hungry!

mod edit: I shalln't even wait for that to finish loading... no porn please, nothing that could get people fired from work...
(I helped save b3ta! mcleod666, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# NSFW!!!!!!
and it has been done.

Yay mods!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Ick
B3tan to it
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# It was
the first one posted here.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# wrong wrong WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Link it now
please
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# OUCH!
*counting the seconds until that getes linkied*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# WOW!
Before I even finished pressing "Post this message"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# *shizzle*
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# my dizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# It was a dildo!
Not the genuine article, but I see your point.
(I helped save b3ta! mcleod666, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Is that what you tell your parents?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# A boss/supervisor/person who employs you walking past
Would see a giant cock, and wouldn't hesitate in firing you. Real or not.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Imagine coming to B3ta
and seeing a picture of a nob like that. And a dildo...
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# heh
heh.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# like that makes a difference
when your boss or parent walks past the screen?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Pah!
When I hear a parent coming I close msn and Opera, and open "Important Coursework.doc"...just incase :)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:23, archived)
# you mean it's not constantly minimised
just in case?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# hehe
Do you actualy have it labled "Important Coursework.doc"?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:27, archived)
# Kittenbeard

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# aww!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Awwwww, Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ahoy!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Oooh
and yarrr that be mighty cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# S'marvellous
.
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# that is excellent :)
i printed out posters for ITLAPD today, ready to stick up around school.
Also I told a few people, and everyone was very excited. Hopefully I can persuade people to dress up too!
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
# My sister is planning a challnge
at the call centre where she works, just to see if they can drop piracisms into everyday convesation
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:23, archived)
# I'm doing the same here!
but as the posters aren't approved by the resident life council, I have to sneak around.
(KnitWit, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:29, archived)
# michelangelo's dave
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# arf!
you've just been watching The Simpsons haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# yarr!!!!
that be true!
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# For his sake
i hope he doesn't suddenly sit down.
(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# brilliant
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# first free hand and a quicky as well

Can you guess who it is?

*edit*: it's Sharon Tate. Well it's supposed to be.
(acheta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Audrey?
She has very alluring eyelashes, at any rate.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# no
to audrey, yes to the eyelashes
(acheta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Jim Bowen?
with wig, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# michael jackson?
sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# I thought the same thing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Anne Bancroft?
bet ive spelt that wrong
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# closer
(acheta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Anne Widdecombe,
then.
only kidding
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# I don't know who it is
because i'm terrible with names and faces, but it's terribly well drawn.
Huzzah!
(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# thanx
surprisingly done in twenty minutes
(acheta, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# beautiful
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# The husky voiced vixen
Mariella Frostrup?
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I don't know why
but today i feel quite uncontrollably happy!


Hurray for everyone!
(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# It looks more like
the world is your Pearl.
Horray for happiness
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Pfft...
details, details... :)
(Frogstar, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:13, archived)
# yay!
that's wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Yay to you!
Today is a happy one:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# yay!
hurrah for happiness!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] YOUR ALL GAY and proud....(it's about that time again )

ooh , and here's a post
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# SLOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# I've no idea,
but I assume you're calling sloth a goon..?

Still, it's a whole lot better than the poxy Scott Mills bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:11, archived)
# it's the goonies
only early version.
I got the idea from reading the compo thingy!!!!!!!!!! ; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
Doh! Can't believe I didn't twig that!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:18, archived)
# For any Goons lovers
this is a goldmine.
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Ooo!
Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# My pleasure.
But hurry - It's being removed soon.

(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
#
HUZZAH!
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# i see you've got your account unfrozen then = )
how'd you manage that?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Scott Mills says:

Do you suppose they'll accept .gifs?
(Marky-, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# what frequency is radio 1?
the more I see him the more I find him cute. I need to realise how irritating he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:05, archived)
# 98.6fm
but it varies slightly depending on where you are

edit: ahem... i'm proud that i listen to sarah cox before school
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# actually
I could probably email him twittering on about how sexy I think he is... just to balance the Svenno email...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# or is that
just a shit idea?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# It's a
very shit idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I could always write you one too
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Suddenly

I've changed my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# *falls off chair laughing*
and having climbed back onto the chair, I'm still laughing so hard it's difficult to type!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# have you seen
the pictures from Saturday? Or the ones where he had his little accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Lora, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Gah!
Why won't you let me rescue my tattered reputation for just. One. Day..?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:23, archived)
# i think
he won't respond too well to that.

considering you're a girl and all.
(I helped save b3ta! bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# oh.
figures.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# you're not
exactly his type. you could try a false beard maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:13, archived)
# You really shouldn't be proud of that
honestly
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# 97-99fm
depending where you live
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# i live at 96
and the neighbours are always making horrible noises
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# 33!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# 98.1
(I think)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# he's cover for more interesting DJ's
Moyles, Mark and Lard.

(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:09, archived)
# *sigh* i remember when mark and lard used to read poetry on the graveyard shift
them were the days
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Showing yer age
;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# i still pine for the graveyard shift.
i even got a record dedicated to me once!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:19, archived)
# you wouldn't happen to be
pixiedancer, would you?
(wetflame, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:34, archived)
# i dont know
what a pixiedancer is
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:38, archived)
# 97 to 99 fm
RADIO!

*dum dum*

ONE ONE one one.....
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# hahahhahahahahah
hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:05, archived)
# LMAO!
Hilarious!!
Do it!
Do it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# HAHAHA
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# so...
is Scott Mills the bandwagon of the day?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# It would appear that way
Yes
(Marky-, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# And twat of the day too
dont forget.

im rubbing my hands with glee, as he always depresses me when he comes on.

(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:14, archived)
# No hands!

Juggling with a green ball!
Full size here.
Probably been done already, yes?
(rhallstr, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# that's not juggling!
That's just throwing a big green bowling ball from one hand to the other!

But still class:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# ouch
I saw someone try that once. the ball landed on their foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# can't remember if it was
green or not though.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Last night
I juggled an egg, my mums fave cup and a red pepper! I managed to juggle them fine. It was catching them again that was the hard part...the egg smashed!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# lo stranger!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# *waves*
see, I do go on the bored:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# psha
hardly!!
:-P
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:20, archived)
# But it is
the simplest form of juggling, isn't it? It's all I can handle.
(rhallstr, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# tj
I want to post mills with his hand very far up a cow's arse but ms paint isn't up to it and I can't find a great source image... steal my idea
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:05, archived)
# No
Do it!...DO IT!...

Even if it's shit it doesn't matter! so is he but he still manages to bore us to death!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Go on then...
(PhilWal, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Trilobikes
were the terror of the Permian.

and the mystery of the Graptolites is solved.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# My head hurts
that's TOO geeky.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Have I really been too geeky for b3ta?
I am very proud.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Oh VERY
but it's a lovely piccie!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I'm reading A Short History of Nearly Everything.
by Bill Bryson. It's very good. I've just read the bit about Trilobites.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# I might try reading it then.
I love his travel stuff, but wasn't sure how he'd fare with pop-sci.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Tribolites rule!!
or did at some point in history....
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# according to my brother this is hillariously funny
and I should now be made a god among your people
I disagree
It's shite balls and claptrap


it was his idea, I'm just his photoshop bitch
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# hehe
thats the best one yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Your brother
is very wise.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# he sounds like a coward
post a picture of him
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# here
have him (no unphotoshopped ones)
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# hehehe
woo for that!

*dons lampshade hat in honor of yer greatness*

TJ!!! Can someone post me a linky to 4rthur? i'm on a strange computer and can't remember the addy.

thankee
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
#
munkt0n.dyndns.org
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Thanks!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Sure
munkt0n.dyndns.org
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# FRED CRACK!!!!
Sent this:

Dear Scott,

My son, Svenno, is an ENORMOUS FAN of your radio show. I often come up to
his room to find him "grooving out", as you hip youngsters say, to the delightful
tunes you play on your station.

It would mean a great deal to him if you would mention him
on the air, and perhaps post this picture on your site.

Thank you,

Sincerely,
Sean Rawles


along with piccie
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:00, archived)
# tee hee
and they won't dare take the piss...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# What are my chances
of it actualy being mentioned?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:03, archived)
# *sets alarm for 3pm*
I don't know...but I'll listen tomorrow anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:09, archived)
# That's it
We all have to listen out for our young Svenno on the radio!!!!

aunt maeve would be so proud
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Perhaps it shall happen
You will all have to listen though, because I am in America.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# You can listen too!
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Hey thanks Az!
Nice to see you back by the way :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:25, archived)
# That's
the spirit! Yay!

Damn, does this mean I have to listen to his show?
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Unfortunately.
yes, yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:07, archived)
# When is the
little brat on? Will there be 'pop' songs?

Can't abide 'pop' songs...
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Radio 1
Tomorrow

at 3pm!

And yes...that show is poptastic! *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Eek.
All that bumpity bumpity, hipperty hopperty nonsense.

Not like my day - nice melodies, and you could hear all the words.
(ccc, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:15, archived)
# i think they've got the top 40 on shuffle
i was so disappointed when i found out that the shuffle button doesn't turn all my cds into swinging jazz
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:12, archived)
# You have to hit the
Tosser button.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:17, archived)
# i hope he'll believe that
my son, the fear, loves dancing to his tracks and finds him amusing and handsome.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:05, archived)
# This is my son
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Yay!
Good effort :)
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:06, archived)
# No, it's funny
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Now he looks like
Andy Cap
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:04, archived)
# s**t I meant to avoid this bandwagon.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# studio B?
ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)
# i cant be arsed to do it...
but someone make him hug himself
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Sorry but
it was done earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:57, archived)
# yeah..
well whoever did it must have a time machine.. becuase its MY idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Ha ha
First one of these, that's made me laugh. Well, snort amusedly anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Looked better in my head

Very quickly done too
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# I would!
that's right...ALL OF 'EM!
(Vorpal Bunny, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:59, archived)
# hahaha
www.gargano.it/citta/ssevero/band/
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 19:01, archived)
# (Un)Fortunately, unlike Daffy, Humans aren’t invincible
(Fort, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:52, archived)
# heh
good one
(~Sunny~, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:53, archived)
# hehehe
woohoo!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Love the evil smirk
on daffy's face!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Thu 4 Sep 2003, 18:56, archived)

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