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# I saw this at my local Boot's

Its the perfect Gift
(LlamaPHIL, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# quim!
hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# wankbadger!
hahahahahahahahaha!
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# wow
I know someone called Jessica Quim.

*100% FACT*
(~Sunny~, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)
# oh the poor girl
she must get it ripped out of her.




i know a crispian brown though...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)
# and a hugh cumber
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)
# my mum taught
a kid called everard dick
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)
# hahaha!








(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Want to make contact with the Aylesbury locals?
www.knowhere.co.uk/board/kb201/threads.html?start=40

he's on there
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)
# umm....
not really....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)
# very wise
they'll only be confused by strangers
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:20, archived)
# and a Hugh Jarse


...not really, but....
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)
# you cheat!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)
# did he have a mate called
Phil McCavity?
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Then there's Malcolm Powder...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)
# yes
except mine are REAL
(~Sunny~, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:19, archived)
# tchoh
all right then
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)
# my mum once had a gynocologist named
seymore dick.

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:24, archived)
# don't believe you
at least my friend Pussy (Helen) was real - and I have the psychology files to prove it.

Well, I don't have them, but they exist somewhere. They took her to a therapist and asked her if she'd been abused by the man down her road who called her that.
(~Sunny~, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Wasnt there a link
posted here about a gynocologist called Bush or something of that kidney?
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:26, archived)
# hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Yeah, it's funny
also, when I was 8, I knew this girl called helen who pretended to be a cat for a year. She spoke only in meows and purrs and she made everyone call her Pussy - even teachers and parents.

Good times.
(~Sunny~, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:17, archived)
# hehehe
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# i've been told
this smells wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# woo
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# That made me laugh
muchos
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:13, archived)
# could he save b3ta united in the 90th minute?..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# i was waiting ages
for something horrific to happen. i've been awake too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)
# lol
evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)
# evening
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# you should link your profile pics
for easier navigation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# yea..
but I'm to bloomin' lazy..one day
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# You've been on b3ta too long.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:07, archived)
# 1 year and 33 days
too long....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Youngsters.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)
# shut it
grandad
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# Is he available?
Cos my local team needs one.

He looks like he could do a better job
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# THAT'S LOVELY
I'M USING CAPS BECAUSE PARTLY I CLICKED ACCIDENTALLY AND AM TOO LAZY TOO CHANGE IT, BUT ALSO TO EXPRESS JOY
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# HOORAY!
EVERYONE GET NAKED!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# YAY!!!!!!
(~Sunny~, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# done
wanked,
reclothed
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# What took you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:23, archived)
# :)
LOL!1!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# and partly because you are brian blessed?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# SO'S
HIS WIFE
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# I'm using a capital letter at the start of the sentence
and all lower case otherwise, unless I were to include a proper noun, in which case I would use another capital letter because, unlike Sunshine Elephant, I'm not a semi-literate oaf.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# arfy-goodness
abounds :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:11, archived)
# hehe
u can see his winkle
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# haha
no!..your just a perv :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:12, archived)
# BLOCK IT!
BLOCK IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Quick and dirty
Sorry.
But I think he was lucky the bar got in the way. =)


Edit: and Woo to yours.
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:21, archived)
# hahaha
that is superb :)

woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)
# Glad you wasn't offended
I'm all out of hummus and thought it was a good follow up.
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Done before.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# WOO!
2 FRAME: THE ONLY WAY TO LIVE
(DeviousMiscreant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# ooh
hey we have those images on a cd at work - colourful contrasts a la getty images. sorry. but v woo
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# plug it
hard perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Plug it!
Plug it Hard!
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# I'm sure
you can justify shoe-horning that into the challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Plug it
PLUG IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# that
does funny things to a girl.

Evening all.
(~Sunny~, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Pwaoooot
and that kind of thing
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# MUSHROOM
MUSHROOM
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:09, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# new P.R will help him win...
(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)
# Is that
satire?
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# topical
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# arnie
reminds me of my dad
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# lucky you
my dad is indiana jones
(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# oh wow
that must be really cool
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Does he have a whip ?
and swing from the banisters with a leather jacket on ?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# In case of attack:

Click pic for Enormity
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2033556
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# click on it
you silly person :)
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Well, if you're gonna be like that
I will click on it.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# ok...

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)
# How big?
and i do realise thats a very risky question to ask here in "Finbar" country
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# I don't know why, but someone found a comment I made about paracetamol funny the other day
All I said was "Last time I gave Hannah one, she choked on it".

Went right over my head, that did.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# heheheh
one - heheheheheheh
choked - heheheheheh
paracetamol - heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh etc
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# good advice
i like the reply
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# hurrah!
it be great
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
that is brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# how
handy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# Nicely done
Make more.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# fnarg
most woosome :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:10, archived)
# her wig fell off.
(sniper sent by jesus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Resize that now!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# *Prepares for "if Wigs fell off"
mini-challenge/ bandwagon*
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# A bit like
The Wogan's Wig one, but a bit more wide-ranging? Yarr.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# That's not nearly big enough
I like 'em big. Big. BIG.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# people who use links
are bumnuggets :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# NOOOOO!!
BILLY CORGAN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I laughed
harder than I should have done at that ;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# duncan
goodhew?
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# No thanks
I'm trying to give them up
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Blatant threadwaste
How is the snail on the frontpage a .txt file? I don't get it...I'm insane...help me!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# problems with hosting
right click show picture

otherwise he's changing the hosts

you can call anything .txt it still goes as a jpeg though
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Whaaaat? No, the image shows up fine
But when I check the properties, it says it's called snail_mobile_weeny.TXT!

It says it's a TXT file!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# i've added a bit more at the bottom
it's a good job you used a new thread to ask this, the catastrophe of doing it as a threadjack is too hot to think about
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Using a htaccess file
you can tell your webserver to treat a ".txt" file as a ".jpg".
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# yes
the computer is smarter than you
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# You just change the extension
that way, hosts that don't allow hotlinking to images ignore it, thinking that it's a text file.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
finally, some sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# pardon?
please don't be a tw@
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# some hosts block remote linking of images
but don't block text, so if you rename an image with a txt extension, it will still display as an image but get round the remote linking thing
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# new evidence appears


in the theft of the yarnwinder case
(apologies for the size, optimized version in production!)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Woo
Right under their noses
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# 99kb
is half as fine!

excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)
# urgh
that is utterly repulsive
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwww
what the fuck has it been eating?
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Is anyone else
thinking of Craig Charles?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# *raises hand*
Though I do think of Craig Charkes a disproportionate amount. In a non-sexual way. Just anything that looks like worms reminds me of his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Argh!
Kill it! Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# eugh
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# oh
that reminds me of when i had glandular fever mm nice
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Dear God!
How do you think of these things???

I'm glad that you do though, that is wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# aaaaargghh!!!!!

KILL IT!!!!!

And straight after the excessive cuteness down there, too.

Arghh!!!!
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# eww
give it some water
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# oh man!
and I thought my fish tongue image was tasteless (click my profile)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:02, archived)
# smiley kippen and fwend
(I helped save b3ta! *lou, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)
# getting conflicting signals
Kippen = cute
Fwend = scary
but...
Kippen = cute
Fwend = scary
but...
Kippen = cute
Fwend = scary
....
etc
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# What you said
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# oooo
they am cute!
(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# haha, that's great
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# Marvelous
the hummus is practically oozing out of the board at the seams tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# now that....
I Like!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# How great
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# hehe
reeeeeeally overly cutesy kippen there. Friend is half-way cute, half-way scary though - having trouble deciding :oS
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# one of the reasons
i is getting conflicting signals...need norks to straighten my brain out*

*female norks not man-norks
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:05, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmm
Norks.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Adorable
See above
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Ooooh!
a butterfly that gives a nasty nip
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# that's lovely.
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# the kitten thing scares me
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# aww
gorgeous!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:24, archived)
# toowit toowoof

much bigger
edit - helps if i put the right link to the larger one
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# That
is unbelievably fabulous and amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# well
photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:55, archived)
# is it
a spaniowl ?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:56, archived)
# ouch
nice punange
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# I want one
W/y/h
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:57, archived)
# nicely !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:59, archived)
# Very nice
do you have to pick up pellets as well as poos?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# very nicely shopped !
woo towoof !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Never ...
  trust ...

    hamsters ...

NEVER TRUST HAMSTERS

PS. appologies for size - as small as I could get it and still have it looking reasonable :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# i agree
evil little feckers that they are
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Arf!
Bloody funny!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# exullente.
with these excellent animations you are really spoiling us...
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAH





The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!!
The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!!
The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!! The HAMSTER!!
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Hamsters are fuckers
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Yep
Just ask Richard Gere

/gets coat
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I laughed muchly
arf
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# epic!
and can people stop wasting threads because they're bored. if you're bored spazz back to when you weren't around.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
# eep!
Now I'll have nightmares about my dead hamster rising from the grave and coming to get me

But woo all the same
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# would it help
if I said that it really probably almost definitely isn't your hamster, and that yours was obviously cute and fluffy ?
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# Well said,
that mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:00, archived)
# Ah
Cheers, that helps greatly
*settles back into mindless oblivion*
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# glad to be
of assistance :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:03, archived)
# Arfness
And I refuse to repost my own fave hamster animation..... but have a clicky if you are interested. =) www.b3ta.com/board/1535680
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)
# ta :o)
I remember that being posted - s'great and the last scene really makes it :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:18, archived)
# muwahahahahaa..
that's wonderful.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:25, archived)
# sashay into the danger zone...
clickbigclicksybigwise
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Oh I say!
that's superb!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Mwahaha!
Most amusing sir!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Arf!*
*'Arf!' is a registered trademark of Slim.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# yes!
and my new mouse works, hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# have you got it on a wheel
generating power for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:48, archived)
# heres
your coat

*hands you your coat*
('Andeh', Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# no,
it's wireless and now i can carry on mashing at uni
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# I'll get the bubbly ready then
; )
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# you know
you enjoy some of them
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:58, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:04, archived)
# I don't think
the range is good enough to allow you to mash at that sort of distance from your computer.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)
# You may be my wingchap at any juncture you choose
Nay, old fellow, you may be mine
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# fannytastic !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Pip pip
woos at 9 o'clock
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:54, archived)
# Its the Zoo!!


damn you sunshine elepshant, stop making me do these
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# damn you cheeses
for making us this way
(1, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# wot's a shitzhu?
one with no animals
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:47, archived)
# I just got myself a new dog
-whippet?

No! I bought it
(Chorlton, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Jamaica?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Arf!*
*Slim smells of poo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# I used to have a shi tzu
if you held her ears up she looked like an ewok :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# i've been told i look like an ewok
nasty kids at school :(
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:53, archived)
# awwwww

slap em, slap em HARD!

(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 22:01, archived)
# anybody
met jamsheed?

sorry bout threadwaste, im oh so dead.
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# See that pic below this thread?
Add "off" to the subject matter of that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Do you mean
Checken Off?
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# No
Claude Off, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# I stand
corrected*


*=actually sitting corrected but care i do not
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:51, archived)
# Start running...
now!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
#
www.cockoff.co.uk
(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# is any of this
expected to make sense?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Claude has just heard
that the farmer's got some new hens
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Subtle
and as rare as hens teeth.
W/Y/H
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Well hellooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Happy little things
they are too
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# took me 8.45 seconds
to work that one out.

was going to flame "sposed to edit it the piccie in a funky way" but then I noticed *gets more vodka*
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
# COCK!
Heeheeheeheeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Claude seems very happy about that ...
woo !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:46, archived)
# A very happy
cock indeed
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:49, archived)
# heheheeee
i like that, i does :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm.. back to the animating board...
Sometimes things don't go all to plan.. heh heh
I think I need to learn flash!
clicky for crudly animated versionWARNING 550.6K
(made it smoother by removing duplicate frame)

(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure
that my brain can cope with that.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:43, archived)
# Here
Have a mallet and an asprin. One of them will work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, it's my cat

His name is Apollo. He's no longer with us unfortunately, but he left us the gift of his grooving
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Aww bless
All Hail Apollo.
(nan-demo, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# hooraaay!
for apollo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# aw
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Woo
A groovy cat
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)
# What a gentleman
a scholar
what an acrobat
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I thought i'd remix my 'butcher' picture

The Unremixed one
(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:34, archived)
# ello john
got a new motah?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:35, archived)
# not yet
next week
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# well don't buy it from him
he looks like a dodgy monkey
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# nah
im buyin it from jamsheed
(metooleopard free Graze box-enter LCNT12M at www.graze.com, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# reminds me of the work of
julian Opie, genius he is, genius
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:36, archived)
# please not again
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:37, archived)
# not agen wot?
has there been sumthin about him before?
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:38, archived)
# you could say that
it was the worst bandwagon ever
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:39, archived)
# I quite liked it
It was nicer than a Sign bangwagon as they just get a bit same old
(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# really?
awww i'm sad i missed that
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# "Reliant Robin? That's a 3-wheeler innit?"
"Usually, yeah - usually"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:40, archived)
# Are you looking for teeth in a basket?
(smoglane!, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Jon Dangerous, Wed 24 Sep 2003, 21:42, archived)

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