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# moon mong

dunno..just because :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# what does it
want from me?
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# your
spicy brain
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# blimey!
I was going to say that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# first thing to pop into my cold-ridden-head
right, i'm off to bed, play nice children...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# G'night
dude
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# he's going to be
sorely disappointed then

poor chap
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# because...
he hasn't got one??
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# taps skull
rattles head
walks away
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# night
:P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:38, archived)
# hee hee
that reminds me of moon cat!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# i have a friend called mooncat
for real... her name is
Michael Mooncat Muldoon.
her mother must've been mental, actually, there isn't much doubt, she is mental.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# no doubt
calling her daughter michael
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
# scandalous!
sensibly, she goes by her middle name.
she actually also doesn't like to be referred to as a she... sort of genderless.

if anything, she likes to be called CUNT... strange person - but i like her/it.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)
# it
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# MMM
cunt
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
#
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# aww
lovely!

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# lovely...
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:38, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Guaranteed to raise a smile

...or at least a groan.
(Astatine, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
# groan
hint of smile though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# Good one.
Like it.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# :)
like eet
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# genius!
HA HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)
# arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# These things
get better and better.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# heheheheheheeeeaarrrrggghhhh!
that's great.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:38, archived)
# introducing patrick... the penguin in pants...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Hello Patrick.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# phwoaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr
patrick... phew!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# looks like my
grandad (r.i.p.)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# hehe
perfect for paddling!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Patrick's alliteration...
...pleases me muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# yay
I'm back now and thats luvverly.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# The bars stay open all night up there
Don't they.

(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# coo
a bar open for 6 months...
i bet the floor gets dirty
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# i like patrick
i want to buy him a pint

a pint of mackerel
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# I want to slip him a Rohypnol
and take advantage of him.

But that's probably just me.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# is it the fact that he's a penguin?
or is it the y-fronts that does it for you?

i'm not sure why i'm asking.
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I think
it's the vest. Excuse me a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
# by all means, please yourself.
but do mop up afterwards.
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Hehee...
That's grand

And now, to bed. Nighty, peeps!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# night...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)
# yeah...

I'm off too. Worn out I am.... toodlepip.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# night...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
# night
night
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:36, archived)
# yaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# that's some very fine underhylere!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
#
hello patrick. I'd like you better if you wore boxers : )
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:38, archived)
# After Effects animation guide?
Could anyone point me in the direction of a basic After Effects animation guide? I'm a pretty basic Ulead Gif Anim user but would like to learn after effects basics for doing crap animations n fun stuff.
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# well, i could. being a nerd and all
here you g- oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# You misunderstand...
...it's German for, "The Nerds"
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# *phew"
safe for another day.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Yes...
...here:

information about all kinds of stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Where did you find that?
It's not been in the newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# apparently
its quite popular
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Yeah...
...I keep submitting it, but they never put it in for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# ffs
why isn't that in the faq?
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# beautiful
i really didn't think those kind of things existed
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# i'd love to
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# n?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# the
a and d are silent
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
#
and invisible
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# there you go
www.aefreemart.com/tutorials/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# commence inevitable sarcy post...
Sure!

www.aftereffectsanimationguideforsomeonewhosusedtouleadgifanim.com

but you should use image ready really...
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# en 5000th message de spectaculore
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# really?
i can hardly contain my indifference...

i'm smiling on the inside
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# if i lived in manchester
i'd have posted 5000 messages too
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# the unemployment
was a major factor too

i'm semi-employed now

it's shite
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# What a wonderfully
atypical 5000th post.

I'm paid to notice these kinds of things....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# what's the
hourly rate?
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
# three
doormice.

/sorry, thats the owly rate
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# you forgot
www.whatareweyouraftereffectstutorialgettingbitches.com
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
#
but aren't we
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
# wait
I'm getting a 404 are you sure you spelled that rght?
(die nerds let them eat bacon, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# oh yes
touch my bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# is it
full of cum?

what strange things enter my head
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# DUDES
shall we use this opportunity for a good old-fashioned shameless plug thread? In a break from tradition, I'm not even going to post a link to my own fabulous website (which is great). Everyone put a shameless plug in for their own site, go on. it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# see,
you've done one. its good.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# yes. yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Oh,
go on then.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# hey!
you're leeching off my site!
*BLUDGEON BLUDGEON BLUDGEON SNAP!*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:40, archived)
# I did ask at the time
if you remember?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# not really.
when did you start and did you get a lot of traffic?
it might explain why I have a 168 Euro server bill I can't account for.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# It was a flash in the pan
just after the Easter bash. I think in total it's probably only had a couple of thousand individual page impressions. Have a look at your referals, and if it's done alot of traffic, I appologise, and will reimburse.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:47, archived)
# ummm.. ok
seeing as IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY i'll do two
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# fzzzt
`bing`!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Worship Ze Bulba.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Whoupla!
Imagine, if you will, them all with traffic cones on their heads, and an assortment of road signs, I can't be arsed to actually fo it, the crasy guys.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# fab... hang on..
bulbs!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# HA HA HA
that's the best thing EVER!
*100% fact*
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# had you not seen/heard it?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# hey.
where is that giant danish dude anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# haven't seen him in the immediate recentness
but i am sure he's not too far away.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# BØØH!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# oh it's yooooooou!
I thought you were 100% gibbon or 100%kitten playing around with his/her name again!
hiya big guy!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
# hi there maestro Zog!
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:51, archived)
# of course!
but i love it each time i see it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# bless you : )
you're not just saying that because we are neighbours, and my telescopic lens can see that you are not wearing underpants at the moment?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
# ssshhh!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:50, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# oh yay!
I was waiting for that
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
# I'm only doing this
before poptart has a chance to, to thwart her evil fun.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahahahahhh
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Pfffftttt!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Oh...
...is it the jubilee already?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# it's the
golden man-jubblies i think
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# heh heh
certainly looks that way
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I notice
you've made sure it'll fit on the front page as well!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# that's what i was
thinking hoping
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# ohmygodno!
it's just force of habit!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# you liar.
you just like the idea of people looking at tyou, you filthy fucking porvort.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# are you the mike
that was making out with the back of pep at the last bash I was at? while she tried to carry on conversations with various other b3tans and you clung to her like a newborn koala baby hopped on testosterone?
was that you?
if so hi!
if not, fuck off, ya cunt.
no wait. if so, fuck off ya cunt, too.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA...
fantastisher!
WOOOOO!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# i've seen better
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# nice moves!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
...when we ordered a stripper for your birthday, we didn't expect THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
beggars can't be choosy...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Did you know that I've never had a more painfully
hard horn than the time I took that photo.

this lis is so big the foundations of the universe trembles with its force
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# i
would
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I do.
nightly.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Kinky bastard.

*gouges eyes out with a spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# that's my dad
you 'tart
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Wotchit.
It'll never stand up in court.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Unless...
...you really fancy the Judge.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# mine stood up.
then i court something.

NOTE: The above attempt at humour will not work with an American, Irish, Canadian or Scottish accent. Many other accents, it also won't work with. Some, it'll work but not be funny. Those ones are cunt's accents, cos I'm fab.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# I did do yer mum,
but I doubt I'm yer dad, yer too ugly.
*badumbumtish!*
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# dear lord
i've barely slept for 2 days - and after seeing that i'm afraid i'll never sleep again
(vork and burlap, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# hahaha...
magnificent :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# what
does your tattoo say?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Boyzone
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# close.
"Britney".
it's my real name.
ask dr. phil.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:29, archived)
# no actually it says
"Greasyloo"

I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:31, archived)
# *sniffle*
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I'm sorry!
it's just some bizarre coincidence!
sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:42, archived)
# dr. phil,
what does Zog's tattoo say?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# have you got
"entropy" written on your belly?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# It says
Anchovy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:44, archived)
# haha
you did post the pics on the board once before didn't you? I certainly hope the image of you standing in poptart's living room wearing just your skimpies isn't something I imagined! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# fucking pervert!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# you saw them on my camera.
or on poptart's telly when fnord hooked up the cameras.
I did not post these before.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# I must
have dreamt it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:35, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Yum!
Hot stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:32, archived)
# quick and dirty
off 100% loon's post
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# It's a
mini adventure!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# fucking brilliant
you cunt


you're not really - just trying to prove a point below :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# !
ok, as long as you said not really, bint ; )

besides, I had all the stuff left over from this
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# that's brilliwoo!
truly :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# ooo
thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# no really
it is..

missed it myself, obviously..

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:49, archived)
# : )
thanks to you too
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:57, archived)
# but thats a different mini
surely?
(Angus Prune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# it's altered in the zebra one
same source pic, just can't find the other one right now - if it's even on the hd anymore
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Quick and dirty
Just how I like it. Beautiful. Woo and yay, and dare I say it, houpla?
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# arf!
top stuff.

wooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Ironically,
I live in Liverpool.
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Ironically,
my best pal and favorite barkeep all rolled into one is from Liverpool.
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# just out of interest,
how is that ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Ironically
I just had a cheese sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:23, archived)
# are you a vegan?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:28, archived)
# fremragende!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# and
w/y/h back at you : )
(I helped save b3ta! sosumi, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# arf
even better woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# you've all upset my kitten now you buggers

I leave the board for an hour and the truth appears!
The thread of abuse and unfluffiness
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# oh lighten up
for fucksake
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# hahaha!




nice edit
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# i didn't edit?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# no.
no you didn't
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Apparently
you're a cunt and you like the matrix?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# apparently so
...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# well
what do you expect then?

(and I'd take that kitten to a vet)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# i expected people to eventually call me a cunt
and a matrix fan. but preferably when i was here...

yes, the kitten is leaking a bit though
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# it's shit.
although the way those twatty brothers who write and direct them have based three films around one not-that-impressive-to-be-honest special effect is very shrewd.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# you have a point.
Lord of the rings conversation anyone?

No, lets not talk about Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# oh yeh, that's what i was going to do.
The matrix is shit, boring and keanu reeves is a nobber.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Personally
speaking I'm a cunt and like the matrix too..

But no-one's mentioned anything about me!

(not that I'd give a flying fuck at a rolling donut)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# but you
are old skool and your user name is rather woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# you are a cunt
but i love you
and the matrix 2 was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# you love dog
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# i thought that
was mother inferior...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# i just turned up on the board
scrolled down to see people referring to me as a cunt thats all...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# the only thing worse than being talked about
is..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# pffffffft
or having your cock cut off
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# He dont have one..
its *Mike*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# wow,
insinuating i have no penis. that's clever. that's really grown-up. that's clearly adult repartee, and not the kind of thing some six year-old retard says while thinking he's dead clever. i like you. you're funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# 6!
I wish I was *that* grown up!

anyway, who the fuck cares eh?

If you do dude, then you know what is next for you..

Yep, that's right. Something nasty.

I cant believe you're getting annoyed at *me*
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I read
it as being sarcastically said, hmm I really need to learn the difference
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# dude,
i don't *do* annoyed. i just expected more out of you than "mike has no cock". i at least expected something like "mike has no cock because it fell off after it got infected because he fucked a dog - he only fucked the dog because all the guys turned him down". soemthng good like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:26, archived)
# point taken.
but sometimes i just couldnt give a fuck. this is one of those times.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:30, archived)
# ..because you think it might stop..
THE AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# CANCER
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# no thanks
pseudo uncle has it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# FLATULENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I like
cunts.

(oo-er vicar!)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# please
scroll again and count how many people have called people cunts in the last 10 minutes... unprecedented, b3tan calls other b3tan a cunt, NEWSFLASH.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# True.
As of this minute, there are 18 counts of "cunt" on this board.

Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt Cunt

and now a lot more!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Yay...
...you can't beat a big barrel-load of cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# indeed
nor a great shower of cunts, neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# It's a
bit like shooting cunts in a barrel
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Well Quel suprise.
I've never seen anyone called a cunt on here before.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Look on the bright side...
...at least they weren't calling you a cunt to your face.

You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# thats better
!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# not yet
anyway, there is time
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# but Hugo Rune
is the wisest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# he am da sage and da guru
and the basil, garlic, chives and parsley
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# exactly.
it's an old charter or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# or a tradition.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# or a recipe
for...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:25, archived)
# mind bending
druqs
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:33, archived)
# kitty cries
in front of me
i hope he dies
by machete.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# you
did throw quite the wobbler attack last time though

I mean I like both films but I think you take it too far
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# they're both shit
equilbrium is where it's at

edit: okay, the first one was alright
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# and
oh wait here have a medal

for that fine pointing out
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# i like being flamed
:(
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# flaming pah
just me being sarky

you nobber
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# equilibrium is great
just watched that on friday night
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# i was drunk
and at an impressionable age.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha
funniest thread ever
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# pimpmobile
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# daffodil
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# i might even agree
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Hey thats my kitten!
Or at least the same one i used in the pic below!
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i used it first!

biiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaatch!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# ..isn't she
in the first page of google images for "kitten"?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# yep
from whiskas australian site
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:19, archived)
# you have to go through more pages
when you search for pussy like i did!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:24, archived)
# cheer up!
you've made a name for yourself! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# yay!
i am now to be referred to as the matrix loving kitten abusing cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:16, archived)
# well
what ever floats your boat I say
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# you've got
to have a gimmick! :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:18, archived)
# i can't say
i particularly like the matrix.

but i do like lurid kitten fluids. mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# *bleecchhhhghhhh*



that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Short of wheels , it game them an idea for a name
(Tivert, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# heh
nice
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Before b3ta had more than about 2500 users
I used to post a really really bad Metal song more or less every day.

I've forgotten since then.

So here's me song of the last year and a half.

.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# There aren't really that many users...
...everyone's just set up, on average, 50 joke accounts each.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# prolly
true.
I've got 3, but cant rememner them nor the passwords..

Hey ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Shit
I meant to post that using this account.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# i remember them....
i never used to say they were good


because they were shit


haha!

just kidding - i wish i could've danced to this at he Tiv', buckley!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# they were
shit... i have to live with this.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
# do you live
with hugo???
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:22, archived)
# yes
we do things with each other - we met on b3ta, we got used to each other. we are getting married and having babies.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I found this poster
on the internet:



click for full size..

okay, so I may have changed it a little bit

...CHUMP!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# chumptastic
cheese, elastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# hey, man
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# good
advice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:14, archived)
# I got beat to it, but oh well!


Looks like the effects of living next to the power plant finally got to the students pet!
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Has anyone got the link to source for this?
I have a wry and witty idea that I probably won't be arsed to do.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# i don't have a link
but i have on my hd... 4rthur?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Thank you all. That will do nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:15, archived)
# eherm
sorce of what exactly! the origonal or this one!
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Yes, yes I do
secret7000.com/modules/gallery/album/album05/7000_B.jpg
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# YAY! IT'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! I ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Happy Birthday...
...you fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Leave him alone..
Its only once you expect to start growing pubes, and he's got anothher few months left..

Please brother, promote happiness, none of this cuntish stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Sorry, I forgot the
"cunt" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# ...
you fucking OLD cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# yay
rock on!

ya queer bent bastard
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# err yeah
what he said
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# yay
for cunts birthdays!!!!!

happy birthday chicken of the male persuasion.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# but you're only 13!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# yay!
happy birthday sir!

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# HPBD!!
here, have some cake!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Hippo
Birdie
2
Ewe
(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# what percent
of old are you?
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# if we take 75 as the age of dying
and, let's face it, that's being optimistic *cough*


then i'm 33.33333333333333333333333333333333% of the way there...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Wow...
...I'm a full World Cup older than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# pension time.
flappy buffday!
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# happy birthday chumpette
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# I think
you should put a Lancs bash in the scheduler for next weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# hmm okey dokey
saturday night tis then
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# added
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Good.
Please groom some freshers for me.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# happy birthday!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Slappy mirthday!
You utter, utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I love him really
in a deeply gay way.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# haha,
you said deeply.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# he does
and he tries to make it a surprise every time. he's like kato in the pink panther films
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# kunto
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# woo!
happy birthday :)
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# yay!
!!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# dude
you're fucking old now, man.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# happy birthday, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# it's Dan's birthday
it's Dan's birthday
it's Dan's birthday
it's Dan's birthday
it's Dan's birthday

guess what

it's Dan's birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Ra whanau ki a ia
rā whānau ki a ia
rā whānau ki a Daaaaaaaan...
rā whānau ki a ia!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Happy Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# merry christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Hahah...
You're now 1 year closer to incontinence, the onset of senility and a slow, painful death.

Trust me, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Cunting
birthday, muther fuckin' birthday cuntin' fuck
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Do they allow presents on your ward?
Thought not.
I'll just have to drink it instead.

Happy birthday... hope they lay off the electroshock treatment for the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Xtra special men

budget cuts had forced an unforseen improvement in cast
(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# isnt x3
xxx?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# ..nsfw?
ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# .
nah, that would be 3x

this is blatantly x cubed
(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# I was treating
x as a third of x, given a value of x that would make my calculations involving x correct.

See?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:09, archived)
# your
lying arnt u :|
(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:12, archived)
# except
xxx = x^3
x+x+x = 3x

come on, we're all geeks on here. get the maths right guys.
(Angus Prune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:37, archived)
#
hmmm.... your right :|
(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 2:35, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Telekenetic..............
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
#
good
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Excellent!
have my first ever animated woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# joy
it also be my first woo yay

have i lost my V now?
(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# no,
only sex can help with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
#
do u offer that to or do i have to pay somewhere?
(Glotty, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# woo,
yh
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# M()()
Ha
(Pimpz0r, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# what?
sofa king what?

i saw this already this week, i swear.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I've seen that here before?
Haven't I?
(tom_artosorse, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# i dont think so...
I got it Bore me
(Pimpz0r, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# No, I HAVE seen it here
Thats what I meant - not long ago.
(tom_artosorse, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# yes.
I think Scoopzilla might have done something with it recently
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# Cheap
couches (and gags) apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# what they have done
is a play on words
(dontknow.net, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# haha. watch C4, david blaine on Southpark


night night
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# G'night
(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# Hey!
Why do you keep killing your posts?
(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Cos
They suck
(Pimpz0r, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# But the real fun
is in the replies!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# pffft
www.texascourthouses.com/Courthouse%20Photos/Glasscock.JPG

no, wait, that's not right...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# it's
a great glass cock
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
# time for
bed king...nighty night
(dontknow.net, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# yee-hah! hah! you doggies.
and other wagonny cliches
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# perfect
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# woo
.
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# 'lo mate.
What happened to you yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# evening sir
erm, tricky one that. various shenanigans trying to sort my brother out. long story.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# who
are these mystery people?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# They don't look like b3tans
not ugly enough.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Actually,
most b3tans are really quite attrac....

No, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)
# ;:-?



(edit) no, you're right...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:00, archived)
# See, this one's gammy-eyed
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# they're suppose to be eyebrows
you cunt :P
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# is that
a dyslexic four eyed troglodyte ascii face?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# are you sharing a computer and tv thingy?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# no
he reads the board to me - whilst peeling grapes and feeding them to me, then i dictate to him my replies.

in reality, no... we have a network thing going on. he has 2 monitors, the cunt, like he needs them!!!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Aaah....glad you asked.
From left to right ...

Me, my bird, my mate's bird, my mate, my mate, my mate, my brother, my brother's bird, my mates bird's friend, my mate's bird, my mate
(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# aww
lovely!

tiny wee people, huge fuck-off kitten.

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# 10 PRINT "I speak perfect English"


Yay !!!!

Good night everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# My favourite so far!
woo and yay and other made up words
(tom_artosorse, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# excellent!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] They decided that if yellow dye was cheap...
Then yellow onscreen colours would also be cheaper
sorry, its the scottish air getting to me

It cost them most of the research budget to come to that conclusion
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# 10 PRINT "I speak perfect English"
You can see that nicely when you highlight it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# not true
red x uses only red light and since your screen pumps out red green and blue then red is more economical than yellow since you have to mix colours to get yellow, red x using only one color. I would have said a black x was cheaper.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# but then
they had low budgets, how could they possibly afford you?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:01, archived)
# I don't know
I just felt bitter for a moment and had to be a pedant.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# i
would agree.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:03, archived)
# Looks like reckless driving to me...

Clicky wallpaper type size...
Hmm... Getting used to this GIMP lark...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# pussy
.
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# wonderful!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# The thought of a kitten...
...driving a Volkswagen of that exact colour drives me wild with glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# look at my message
it is exactly the same colour grey as a b3ta message - does that excite you too???

please tell me it's true
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Reckless Rik
*does* look like that.

Only not as cuddly.

Orange BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# yay!
Both to the post and to the GIMP!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# More GIMP bits here...
fuzzbucket.homelinux.org
Go easy - home hosted. Don't be upset of it doesn't work - it doesn't use standard web ports.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I like the 8 ball one!
and the hosting seems to behave fine for me too
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:04, archived)
# indeed
fine hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:10, archived)
# It's only got 128k up
so if there's demand (pfffft) it'll fall over.
Also, as long as my brother keeps fucking with the fuses every time he's stoned it'll be down a wee bit.
Otherwise, it should be alright :)

*edit* You get your norks icons?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:11, archived)
# and loving the wallpaper
action, thanks for the ones you sent, on b3tapaper so they are, and therefore gracing many a desktop.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Yeys!
Wondering if you got that...
...someone at work uses that one as a wallie as well...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i like it
but i don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# Is that a french dog in the back?
or am I going bonkers

gimp=woo btw
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Bonkers mate.
It's a pussy up front...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:13, archived)
# woo
to cats in cars!
(I helped save b3ta! Oscar Wildebeest, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:02, archived)
# that's very lovely
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Oct 2003, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Arab Airlines

barely made it as a compo entry cos its how it is
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:53, archived)
# It would be funnier if he was gay...
...or a cripple.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# he
is
(dontknow.net, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
and a lesbian!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:54, archived)
# 10 PRINT "I speak perfect English"
And a Jew
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:55, archived)
# You can't tell from the picture
but he hasn't got any legs.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:57, archived)
# it wasn't laziness on my behalf
it just looked funnier that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:58, archived)
# or one of those darkies,
black as the ace of spades.

plus they take our jobs. i have no evidence for this but it's obviously what they do, cos they're brown.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Sun 12 Oct 2003, 23:59, archived)

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