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# New extreme sport?

Click for bigger
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# ahahaha
if I hear news reports of kids doing that I will blame you
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Yes!
And new ITV Saturday teatime show: The World's Greatest Extreme Sports Injuries
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# yay for extreme sports i suspect this'll be next on his list
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
# 10 points for landing
up someone's crack
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# fists first
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# woo
lovely work there
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i like that
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# nice
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# ARGH! BIG FUCKING SPIDER!!!
i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them! i fucking hate them!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# do you like spiders?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# you know...
i don't think he does.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# no not really
Arachniphobia and all that
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# sorry
i figured a few people wouldn't react well.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# thanks
for that
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
#




(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# oh
now that has made my skin crawl
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# you utter bastard!
your name lies!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# it doesn't
he checked my sperm count and reccommended a millionaires daughter to have sexwith me
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
#
eep!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# yaaaay!
i love spiders.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I had to get rid of one today in my room.
Common household spider, but HUGE.
I took the "Chuck a magazine at it" approach. It worked, and now the bastard is outside.
Dead.
HAH!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# it's a nice spider.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# but they love you
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# yay!
spiders are my favourite mammals
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# :|
assumes sarcasm
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I love
assumed sarcasm. It's so sarcastic
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# no way
spiders are fantastic
i'd like wasps too, if they didn't have a habit of trying to bore in to my brain through my ears
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# hang about
mammals?!?!?!??
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# well, they're furry
so they must be mammals
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# lol
.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Aiyeee!
Top stuff!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# custard creams make my elbows hurt
further investigation is needed, also the new matrix movie was really good
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# was there a spoon
in the end? or was it all just a dream of the spoon?
Im sure that bloody spoon must figure somewhere. Or was Neo the spoon?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# i am the one and only (spoon)
you can't take that away from me
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Last night I dreamt
there was 10,000 of you when I just needed a knife.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# if only there was a word
to describe such an occurence
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# unfortunate?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# you are fucking tripping
it was an enormous load of donkey
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# ARGH
thefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefearthefear etc...

nicely subtle, woo yay
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# natchur
is grate
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# oooh...
i like that... not mad keen on spiders but 'tis pretty :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello

long time no post for me
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# har har har!
even bond need the number of the local pizza place
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# a dymo machine in a watch?
q is a genius!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# q made me sex wee once
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# 100%
of too much information
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# 0% of not enough information?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# !
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# made you produce sex wee
or made sex wee for you?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# hehe
;P
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# made it for me
i was testing its explosive properties
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Apparently it's poisonous.
My missus won't touch the fucking stuff.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# 100%
fascinating
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# oh my god
nice to know
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# woo
KNITWIT you still around?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# yep
still can't use Gimp properly though
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# just shout orders and beat it untill it cries
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# can you change your name to knitwit is scaredof being mugged by litereary theorists?
im nearly done here
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Hiya all...

saturday night reaping
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# thats a post of wee
is it not?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# woo!
q has harnessed the power of phil mitchell's mindpiss!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# i dont understand
why kittens feature so much in here?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# dont try to
you will only succeded in making your ears bleed
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# And cause your
brain to explode.

Just love it.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# and your nose
and other orrifices though that may just be me
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# are you really
3512 years old?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# split personality
she is both 35 and 12, like many b3tans
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# i'm not
i'm both 5 and 8
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# i'm both
unborn and dead


beat that!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# i'm undead
and born
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# OOoooooh
touche
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# :D
who's your daddy
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# me
i'm a paradox
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# this is
really confusing me...???????????????????
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
you will probably be confuddled for most of your stay
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# No, *I'm*
Spartacus!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# no!
I'm Spartacus...and so's my wife
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# thats what it does to most of people
you'll gradually lose what sanity you have now

(nesecary if you want to be a music teach surely)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# okay
*thwap thwap thwap*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# ewww.....
and yet

yaaaaaay
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Yeah we are all old farts with
an inner child, except for those at uni, and pecker.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# i'm not at uni yet
coz i decided to resit things
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I'm a childish
crabby old fart who's been to university! I feel acceptance at last
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# I'm at uni
and am, by definition about to be very very drunk.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# i am 8
and every multiple thereof
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# ARRRH! MATHS!
*runs into wall*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# really?
that bytes
this is the best gag i could come up with
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# for the record
i chuckled
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
#
*makes a note*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# for the record
Side A
Track 4
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# i guess 3512 years is long enough to get bored of kittens
maybe
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# ill never be bored of kittens
i was just wondering why they feature so heavily on here!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# nah she was born on teh 35th of the 12th
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# don't be silly
she was born on 3.5.1912. So we had better speak louder
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# does she take sugar?
DO YOU TAKE SUGAR?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Not after 6 p.m.
It over-excites the blood
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# no not 3512
not far off though - im 21
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# thanks
you've put my mind at rest
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# 21, 22,23,24,25,26,27.....
not that close
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# hehehe
ok well not very very close..
was trying to make you all feel better for being WRONG!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# I long for the days when I was 21
but now I'm way past it. Bugger.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# awwwww
how old are you now then?? 24?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# god no
only 23. I'm not bloody ancient....
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# hehehe
made me giggle
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Is it great being 21?
It's just I'll be there in a few months, and I want to look suprised when it happens.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# It's great for a little while -
until you realise that the next big birthday you have is 30 :(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:42, archived)
# because they are cute
and fluffy and, in the final reckoning, evil to their black hearts
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# we like kittens
it's really as simple as that
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# its cos they are fluffy
and we love fluffy !
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# that looks just like something
I've seen before, spooky, huh?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# woo
metally!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# like
his skull.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# FLOWERPOWER!
wooooo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# yaa
ay
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# Oooh
I like that a whole lot!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Flower Power!


/hides
/returns to shake fist at whoever said it first

edit: woo, by the way! Must try Liquify one day.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# blooming heck
i like it but yet it scares me and yet i want to hug it
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# woo !
is he battery farmed?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# A large
Houpla going out to MC Fish, in da house.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# hello sir!
are you still in the antipodes?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# no, im back home
in the tropical west of scotland.

I have a had a bad chest infecton though and could hit a crow at 40 feet with phlem on thursday. But i have medicine now.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# lovely!
did you bring back lots of photies/lovely memories? did the a-team get a good tan?

we should go out on a b3tan to opium again some time, that was fab
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# I have a Holden race team shirt that will
blow women away, lots of things with koalas and kiwis on it and photos of wombats.
I have pics of the Napi3ran with K3rry and a snap of brian blessed graffitti, which i posted the other night (i'll finds the link)

BA has been busy, thats all i'll say right now.

Opium as soon as possible, and i'll wear a denim jacket this time, so i dont get hurt when i'm bouncing off the walls.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# aww
that's charming...me likey
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# beautiful!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# hehe...
lovely :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# He's just big boned
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# sure he is.
*poke*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# according to my mother
when she was growing up, a poke was an icecream
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# I'M GOING TO FLY TO THE FUCKING MOON
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# good luck
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# I'm THE FUCKING MOON LORD!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Was your mother
from Ireland? They call them pokes over there
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# she still is from
Northern Ireland.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Up until about
ten years ago you could ask for "two pokey hats and a black man please" at the ice cream van, and get two cones and a double chocolate nougat waver
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# That's marvelous!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Round here
though old folks think nothing of asking for 'that marmalade with the wee black man on it. You know, the gollywog'
Its meant in the nicest possible way, but it makes you cringe.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# sadly round here
the art of asking for 'monkeys blood' on yer cornet has long since passed away. Shame.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Pidgeons blood
it was up here. But i think it actually was.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# I s'pose the kids
had to get some iron in 'em somehow* :)

*assuming pigeon's blood contains iron of course
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# They got their
iron from licking lamposts and (in a short lived, but very true story) licking clothesline poles so their fillings would tingle (?????)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# we still ask for
monkey's blood on our ice creams
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Last time I tried
it the bloke just looked at me like I was nuts, but then I s'pose this *is* Heaton, Newcassel's very own Jesmond wannabe village. *shudder*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# aye there`s
nothing like a 99 poke :-)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# That would explain it
My mum's from over there too, I lived there for a while and it took quite a while to get used to the lingo. (i.e. "What's the crack?")
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# aye
they like their crack in Ireland
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# aye the crack
(craic) is mighty!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Poke the fatty!
*poke**poke*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# ow.
don't do that.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# aww bless him
little diddikums
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Hahaha
FEED HIM!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# hehehe
thick furred..

(hi everyone)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# 'training' to be a music teacher?
i'm a music teacher and i have fuck all training...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# well
im doing a PGCE - more paperwork than anything else :D

where do u teach?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# aww
look at that huge fat bastard....
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# these
just get better and better :)

(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Hahaha
Looks like pippy
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# BEEFCAKE!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# you bugger...
i've been playing with that squirrel for the last half hour... and you got there first... sigh...

yay... :P
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# haha !
sorry lovey ! , post it anyway :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# I have only one question:
can he do the truffle shuffle?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# lol
love that :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Yes, tis very basic.

I feel it gets across my point about the female loo sign only having one leg. it's not the loo for one legged people... or is it?
or do women have only one leg? oh my god! this would turn my world upside down!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# it's to do with INVERSE SPICES
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# weepost



EDIT: forgot to woo!

Woooo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# the "cottaging" cubicle.
except with skirts.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# you see
those women have 2 legs
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# I have two legs, but
only one arm. The other is made of plastic flowers.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# escape trick gone wrong?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# isnt it always??

(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# No
Ice fishing incident.
*no further comment*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# Teehee
Well observed

*insert heather mills-mccartney joke here*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Disturbing
Is the one on the left designed to rotate 180 degrees to slot into the one on the right? Very tantric.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# pfft!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# all glory to the hypno toad
/just been watching futurama dvd
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# i love the sound effect that plays when the toad is on screen
if i had an answering machine, that would be the message ...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# i was just listening to the commentary
apparently it's the sound of an electric turbine
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
#
*checks ebay* ...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Very fluffy!
Woo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# woo
for frogs!

can I borrow him for a while?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# sure
but he has to be back by midnight
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# lovely...
:)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# i laughed uncontrollably at that
welldone!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# YOU FOUND A SPORK!
+10 health / +100 attack

> DO:
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# hahahaha
woo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Fabby
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# christ lol.
that's magic, still laughing.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Nice!
Way to flip the source pic of the day! We salute!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Haha
madness
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
woo
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# eep, scary pumpkin man!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
WOO!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha...
excellent :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# top bombing !
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# that made me
laugh and laugh!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# This kind of thing really gets on my wick
www.msnbc.com/news/990564.asp?cp1=1

That last line, from the country that demand machine readable passports and have armed customs officials at the holiday airline check ins etc., is frankly what wrong with the US.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# that's really annoying how they make it look like the entire story is one sentence
until you scroll down
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# I'm glad you pointed that out
With all the however-many years I've been on the 'net, I still fall for that one...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# the 'complete' story button is just under the visible thingy
i think web designers call the line of invisibility the 'fold line' or something
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# i was just
thinking that. Thats the big Microsoft for you
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# the text size is also big enough
to read it from mars.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Haha! unfortunate name for a police fish story
"Assistant Police Chief Rick Coy"
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# well
spotted
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# thank you
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# I don't know the answer to that question
If I knew I would tell you

the look of looooooove
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# A Martin Fry
fan i see
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# It was on the radio
:)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Luckily for them
the terrorists forgot that day too. They were at Alton Towers.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# dont be ridiculous.
its america, they were at disney.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# No, you're both wrong,
we were at WalMart.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Getting your guns and ammo
from the spotty 17 year old behind the desk at the back of the shop
(or is that just in k-mart?)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# No, it's both.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Thats why i love america
and the closing line of the above story is why i dont.
No accountability: brilliant and terrible
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Evening All

(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# i did that once
only it hit the girl's hat off and she cried.
She wasn't very nice, so it was quite hilarious.

edited
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# damn girl
you're almost as much of a bitch as me
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# you cruel
little person
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# no no
the girl was (and still is) really nasty.
And she's homophobic.
It was totalllllly justified!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Thanks Lora.
Can't stand homophobes.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# thats
okay then.
personally im homophobic-phobic. although that probably makes me something bad as well, as two wrongs dont make a right, or something
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# noone's gonna scroll down here now probably
but homophobia is something I can't stand. I don't usually throw snowballs at people to deal with it though..
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# the snowball cried?
awww :(
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# no you idiot
tha Hat cried
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# oh right
fooled by incorrect grammar again d'oh
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# apparently the hats female
*shrug*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# woo!
now make it grin evilly at the end! /demanding public
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Will do!
watch this space

Edit: Done now ;)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# how
sinister
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# yay!
you're brilliant!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# woo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# name please.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Winifred Slagg
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# brian
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# have your nips pierced
its fun
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# ahh
you misunderstand, there's not "have" involved, i do.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# yay
just the one? or both?? there great arent they!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# i think by "do"
he implied, if it will happen, DIY
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# oh right
i'm thick :o)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# i'll do one
tonight or tommorow, and if i like it, i'll do the other
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Have them
pierced together
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# larry :o)
sparron
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# harry arm-pet
perfect!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Grrrover
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Albert
woo
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# I wasn't expecting that.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Woo yay
hahahahahahahahaha!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# first
laugh out loud moment for a while there

woooo unt yay
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# comic sans
is horrid!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# You're so behind the curve
Comic Sans is the new Myriad Bold

(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# i
am going to COVER you in pictures of Iain while you sleep, muhahaha
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Jesus
*checks locks*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# i mean
next weekend!!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# Ah
This is an aspect to the evenings festivities that I hadn't yet anticipated. I think I shall pitch tent somewhere.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# ...and we all know where those pictures have been.
That's just sinister.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# !!!!
i shall get fresh ones for him obviously..
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Aah..
the joy of Febreze!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# Febreze
is great. I always use it on my hair after b3tan nights out cos it's the only thing that gets rid of the smell of smoke. Apparently that's a bit dangerous though.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
# I used to spray
my hair with fabreeze after working in a pub...no one told me it was dangerous
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# If all your hair falls out
you could be in for a tidy compensation payout. Unless it days "Do not use on hair, even if it's really smokey" on the packaging.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# i spent 10 hours yesterday
setting up computers and printers for a school where the default font is set to comic sans... i nearly cried several times.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# That's because
it's so light-hearted and fun. 'Dear Mr and Mrs so-and-so, your child is being expelled for murdering another pupil, sincerely headteacher' is so much easier to swallow in jaunty typefaces...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# yes but its great way to put people like me
off doing voluntary tech support for them
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# we're a bit far down the
page here, but comic sans is used as default in schools because it's the best font for kids to read, and even better for kids with dyslexia and/or learning disabilities.

It's part of the national ICT setup. Fact.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# hehe
nice to know sumome agrees with me :D
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# ARF!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# ahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# hahah
excellent!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# arf!
fantastic :)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Huzzah! It's my b3ta birthday today and I almost forgot...

Anyone want a slice of cake?
Which, admittedly, looks strangely fear-some...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# mmm, cake.
looks a bit like a rock to me.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# rock on
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# yeah, that's what i thought it was about!
happy b3ta birthday!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# I used it as a source
image for my own b3ta birthday last december:

(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Arargh!
The cake!

refuses to copy and past ad infinitum
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# copy and past?
AAH THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 THE 1907 BC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Aww bless!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Happy birthday!
No cake for me... looks like it's already been through once...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# looks like dwarf bread
woo yay to you for surviving so long
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Hooray for b3ta birthdays!
And Huzaa for remembering your b3ta birthday! Unlike some people!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Happy Bidet
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Happy Birthday
I'll pass on the cake too, it looks like it's made out of lard.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# it was my birthday on the 4th
and i forgot to tell anyone

eine sehr gut geburtztoggle
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Belatedly then...


Right. I'm off down the pub...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# .


click for giant!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# yargh
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# wow
my first complement :o)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# I see.
If you were to extrapolate that pattern, you might get a "Houpla".
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# AAAAhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhh! Burn it!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# How rare...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
#
woo!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# very rareindeed
i believe they have almost been wiped out by pep (or cal or rob or whoever) in the search for donation icons

woo
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# How unbelievably
rare!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# ooooh, woosome!
there was a flutterby in a shop window yesterday when i walked past it. it was trying to get out by fluttering at the window. i felt sorry for it and wanted to take it so it could get back outside again
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Even rarer...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# glad i didn't do that now!
Berk suggested the fear instead of furtive, but I continued with furtive regardless!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Good job too..
because it is a most woo-some picture.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# hee
thanks :) my own photo too (which explains the hugeness)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Top Shelf!!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# it's not
pr0nographic
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# it could be.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Hannibal "Starbuck" Smith

fuck knows why
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# woo
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# That would be the best TV show *ever*.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# what show?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# only if the Hasslehoff
played the evil cylon leader
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# He looks like my old manager
her name was rosemary
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# it looks likes his flies are undone
but i'm stupid so dont take my word for it
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Read all about it

(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# *cough*
redex
*cough*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# *Cough*
Picture
*Cough*
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# I see a redex
no picture.

So suck on it!
:-P
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:38, archived)
# Damn,
I liked it better when it was a redex...
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# no thanks
royal people are boring as hell
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# royalty's gay.
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# there all gay
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:37, archived)
# Is this true?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Allegedly

(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# its a sensationalisation*
of a rumour


*that isn't a word is it?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# yes
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# richard
harris...thought he was dead ?
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:35, archived)
# Oh come off it
none of our royals know where the bottom is. They have theirs wiped for them by courtiers with hands full of swan feathers
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
[challenge entry] The name's Q.........
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# Hurrah
for the one picture challenge thing! Isn't that your third entry from the same source pic? How economical!
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
# Thank you
4th actually
(, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)

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