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# Ye olde joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# haha!
i love the "wait for it" bit!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# fucking
marvellous that
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# haha! crap joke, but done well!
woo yay!
(TeHsPrOuT, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 14:23, archived)
# A groan and a woo at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# brilliant!
perfect comic timing.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha !
:)
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# hehehe
thats really good

right people how do i start doing these things I don't have photoshop or anything - is there something cheap I can download or do I just have to keep on looking at yours??
:D
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# lots of people use
The Gimp. It's free.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# if you're less moral
lots of people use kazaa its also free
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# ...
THIEF THIEF!!!!!!!







;P
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# hey hey i never said i used it
i just copied my dads cd
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# Made a
backup, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# Its..
.. a safe and practicAL IDEA...
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# oh erm... yeah errr...
what you said
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# It's a good thing you
hide behind that psuedonym. I'm actually a web snitch for the BSA, the RIAA and the MPAA.
I'm not some hippy Open Source advocate or Linux geek or anything like that. Honest. I'll bust your ass down, mister!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# shit best take my e-mail adress snd name
out of my profile then
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
Now I have everything I need.
*skulks away, secretively*
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# I've got a 3 year
evaluation copy.

I haven't really.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 22:14, archived)
# Yup,
Get The GIMP. It is good.
If you're wondering what version to go for 1.2.x is stable and 1.3.x is a development version (probably loadsa bugs)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# i cant do it
it keeps asking questions i dont understand and its hard
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# this should help
manual.gimp.org/manual/GUM/GUM.html
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:14, archived)
# its just way over my head
I'm not a computery person and it uses long words - ill stick to watching for now:D
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:16, archived)
# Gimp
is fantastic
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# Playing around with it now.
Might even have something to show for it afterwards...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# I just havent had any hummus for ages
I find I spend longer on stuff with it down to it's interface which leaves me with something I'm happier with
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I have
Photoshop. Apparantly there is something called gimp out there for free. or of course you could just get a warez photoshop. (shock horror)
(Jimmaw, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:47, archived)
# Wow, I think
you're the first person I've met whose warezed photoshop. We kinda have a rule around here that you have to save up *real* hard and but a copy to show those nice people at Adobe (forgetting their exorbitant prices and the Skylarov incident) how much we appreciate all their hard work.
Shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:59, archived)
# MS paint is a good place to start if you like paintmash stylee
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# and then you can make things as good as this
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Argh!
TV's most evil woman! Kill it! Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:56, archived)
# try www.downloads.com
for a shareware/freeware gif animator and use MSPaint if you haven't got a better image program.
Althought I shouldn't mention it but (cough) try Kazza (cough)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:48, archived)
# OK cool
thanks everyone!!

I'll have a look and see what I can find - but then you'll have to put up with my rubbish piccies :D
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# We have to put up with a lot of rubbish piccies
most of them mine. LOL
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# everyone loves rubbish pics
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# Rubbish? that's pure class
yay for funny buildings.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# Yup


EDit: I can never remember the bloody filename!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:00, archived)
# my music teacher
at school had big boobies!
odd!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# my music teacher at school
has started adopting romanian orphans three so far... i suppose everyone needs a hobby (and lunch)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:51, archived)
# So did mine
more worryingly, my music teacher was a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# mooberiffic
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:53, archived)
# ugh!
mrs chapman could balance a drink on hers... 100% of fact!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# sweet baby jesus
that was my music teacher's name!
(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 6:16, archived)
# whats that got to do with the price of carrots??
oh i get you now :p
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# www.gimp.org
alternatively, paint shop pro seems to get given away for free on magazine covers quite regularly. you might want to give that a shot!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# You might consider Photoshop Elements.
It has many of the less advanced components of Photoshop, but much cheaper and easier to learn.
Or get an old version of Photoshop second-hand, via ebay etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:58, archived)
# paint shop pro
it's easy to use once you've played with it for a while

+ it's cheaper than Adobe, not as computery and far less wanky
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)
# heheheeh
Marvelous

(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# Badum
Tish!

Woo you, you awful pun artist.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# arf
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:55, archived)
# delightfully good
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# ye
olde brillie jokee
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:02, archived)
# Thank you one and all for the nice comments.
They brightened up a dull Sunday morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahha
ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Kali, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# You B3ta Tarts.....
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# sweet baby jesus
my eyes, it burns
(kebab, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# ze goggles!
etc...
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# *writhes on the floor*
nggggh nggggh nggggh
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# its like revolutions all over again!
my god, the strobe lighting in that film...
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# thought you said
revelations.... was thinking hhmm was like my life flashing before my eyes! then i made mental note to get out more!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# oooh
can we have a slow version as well
(1, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# NO!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:46, archived)
# Argh!
You killed my broadband!

*twitch*

*spasm*
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# Vodka Martini, Mr. Bond?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Ha!
That dun 'im.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# woowowoooooo
hoopla!
my favourite so far! well after spiderman's lunchbox!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
hee hee hee
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahaha!
that's so woosome. YAY!
(~Sunny~, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)
# shake it!
shake it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# Worth it
just for the idea of Donald Pleasance calling Sean Connery a dumb fuck - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# hahahahaha
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Afghan Wig


(Bertie, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# just wondering
since i have just joined i want to know if there seems to be something special about the words 'woo', 'yay' and 'hoopla' or do you just like saying them?
(why do message boards run so slow for me?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:57, archived)
# anyone got that virus thats going round???
How long does this fucking cough last for????

(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# for years and years
until your lungs reach escape velocity and FLY TO THE FUCKING MOON
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# trust him
he's learned and stuff
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:28, archived)
# 100% of clockwork.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Fish
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# *ffzzzztttt craccckkllleee*
"Droid 7655 do you receive?"

*psssttfztt zzzztt*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# are you using Norton's?
Anti-virus
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:31, archived)
# nothing but
benelyn, honey, lemon, whisky, b&h silver.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I have just poured a glass of wine
in case I catch it of course
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:37, archived)
# Threadjack.
Reference the post below with the Police Raid and Rossi and Parfitt (doing nothing. tsk!) How mad is that, the most we had at my school was PC Dunkley with his cornflakes in his beard and yellow stained shirt, telling us not to do drugs cos you would die*. Course things are different now. Kids nowadays probably make Crack Pipes from lego.


*Which incidently was a lie
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
# we were told that birds make
you think you can fly and you jump off buildings and die
edit: birds!?!?! drugs, oh man i need some drugs
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# you're right
birds are very suggestive.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:42, archived)
# very true
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# hehehe
I don't quite understand but I do agree that you need some drugs!
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:43, archived)
# music teacher,
as in secondary schools? you sadistic brave brave woman
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Cancel that leave to Barcelona Mr. Bond
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# lol.
nice.
(I helped save b3ta! souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmmmmmmmmmm.................

if it's been done already......i'll delete.......
(Leonardo Acropolis, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# HA!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# hehehe
wooo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# your
/pedant

woo!
(~Sunny~, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# eggcement
(kebab, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:32, archived)
# is that..
mallets mallet??!!
(louise3512uk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# indeed
mallet is great
(kebab, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# HAHAHA
those anims are fucking class
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:08, archived)
# Robbie's fishing trip
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:18, archived)
# woo
Remember this?
(Pjotr, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# That seems to need a password
Hope it isn't an almost identical pic.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# borkous
maximus
(kebab, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# woo!
robbie!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# beautiful!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# yay!
I was going to do that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# also
i think the b3ta part of my brain has fallen off. i used to have more ideas for pictures than i could keep up with. now even randimaginator doesn't inspire me!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# I know the feeling
a few months ago, the mere thought of a penguin or a small rodent would have me cranking open photoshop. now I am reluctantly more considered
I loved your bus stop
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# It's the hummus cycle
Bit like biorhythms.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:35, archived)
# *off to buy supplements*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:38, archived)
# we have to find a cure!
you're too kind. i loved your spider.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)
# funded by a kitten Live Aid type event
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:54, archived)
# that's not good!
take more dwugs!
or cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:41, archived)
# hehe
not really
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# i was going to kill a man
but my conscience kicked in and stopped me
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# Woo to that!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:25, archived)
# Wooooo can't resist reposting


clicky biggy

Yay for robbie
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Yay!
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:33, archived)
# I really mussssst do some gardening...
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# fuck me,
that's good! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# do I have to?
and yes, yes it is

woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# That is woo.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# if I were you
I'd avoid my garden
or garden with napalm

w/y/h
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# woo excellent!
just like that rubbish fillum on telly last night with Dean "Superman" Caine running about shouting "JESUS CHRIST! FUCKING FUCK FUCK!"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# blimeh!
yes, that's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# yay
ssssssssssssssssssuperb !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:45, archived)
# mmmm special
I love all this animal+plant stuff, bloody wicked what. Would make a proper nice calendar. bye bye
(mrdirtylegs, Mon 10 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)
# Giant clive didnt like the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Me loikes thart.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# giant clive
wears scary gloves.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# giant clive
is medical
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# or
works in the "little room" for airport security

edit: apparently
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# i've been taken to a little room
by security at an airport before - to have my laptop dusted for explosives.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# that sounds like a euphamism...
i've had that done too
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# how much
explosive can you fit inside a floppy disk drive? then again, you could probably pack some in the gaps between the keys
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# If you buy a box of non safety matches,
and carefully scrape the phosphor heads off into a powder, and then open up a floppy disk, spread superglue over the disc surface and sprinkle the powder evenly over the surface. Wait for it to dry and then glue the disc back together. Guaranteed to screw over disk drives :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# i was taken to a little room in customs
and the guy was wearing rubber gloves. but fortunately it wasn't a full cavity affair.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:23, archived)
# eek!
but then, you do look dangerous...
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:24, archived)
# hot like fire and hard like rocks
i'm a dangerous guy wearing dangerous socks
a broken lunch box and a bruised up knee
that's what you get when you mess with me
huh!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:29, archived)
# i is scared
i runs away.
with the bully bard,
i won't play!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# it's like the end
of planet of the apes...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# i like the pear
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Briefly glancing at that pear
made me think it was Pengy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Should be in
an art gallery
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# lubbly
woo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# Afternoon all!
A play wot I wrote has just been awarded funding and will now be at the Edinburgh Fringe 2004. I am happy. Therefore I made a flyer for it.

See my profile for more details if you can be arsed.
P.S. Anyone fancy making a poster and/or flyer for it? I would be very grateful. I pay with HP sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# you make i sex wee
proper bo that is
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# blimey. you got funding FOR THAT?
go onstage and just make fart jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Heh, yea.
It's not a deliberately provocative shitty student play. That title just made us spit our coffee out. In fact, no dictators get bummed at all during the play.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# shame!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# You think I should include it?
I'll write a 20 minute bumming scene and tack it on at the end or something. Sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# save it for the DVD along with
"hilarious" fuck ups

well done on the funding
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# Will do!
Thankyaw.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:17, archived)
# heheheh
is that serious?

cos it`s class!

David Hasselhoff was in Perry Mason last night.. he rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Cheers.
Yeah it's serious.

I might see if I can get a few free tickets and give them to the board if anyone's interested nearer to the time.

EDIT: He does rock. He bloody rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# That
am woo
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# Hahaha
How super
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# I can't wait!
woo you :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:20, archived)
# sounds good to me!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# i shall watch out for it
btw to what extent (if any) has Hasselhof been 'shopped? That portion of the picture in particular causes me some worry...
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# All I did to him
was put that hat on his head and that chick on his shoulder. The rest is an actual publicity shot.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyBadger, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Woo-hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# make the postbox burp at the end
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Interesting fact. To me anyway.
I was almost run over on that road, by a big black car with one of our betters in it.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Our betters ?
No-one's better than me.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# i am
and him over there too!
; )
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Well, yes, obviously
except him over there.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# oh god yes....
mind you anyones better than him for god's sake!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# what like someone who spends all their time in
the bookies?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# i was almost run over by princess anne
many years ago. in windsor. fair play i say, if i was royal i'd run over commoners
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Damn right!
And shoot at them with corgi launchers!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# my mate said fuck in front of the queen
she was at badminton and was enthusiastically cheering on a rider "go on fucking get on" and the queen was behind her and said "ooh you are enjoying yourself aren't you"
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# That
has just greatly improved my respect for the Queen. Well done that monarch!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# i like the queen
she seems like a nice old dear. like a nan should be...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# i dunno
she has to be a strong as a very strong metal! hard as nails made of titanium! or um the stuff that wolverines talons are made of.... excuse me i ramble!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# is that why the daft bint
won`t hurry up and pop her clogs?

/rant rant rant
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# except
most nans are living on 70 odd quid a week....


/rant rant rant

(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# oh, i'm not commenting on the monarchy as such
just that she seems like a nice old dear
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# let`s
stick her in a council house in Manchester and see how nice she is!

:-p

"Philip - be a dear and pop to the corner shop for some Jaffa Cakes for one`s dessert"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:15, archived)
# hahaha
didn't animate first time and it confused me
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# had to get it out of my head
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# beetroot crisps are yuck.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# euw
beetroot? that can't be right
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# they're not.
potato is evidently good, parsnip's quite nice, but beetroot is 'orrible.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# back in Norn Irn
when Barry McGuigan was at his "peak"... he endorsed a range of obscure crisps, incuding "Barry`s Jabs" - nettle flavoured crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# hm. pleasant.
vegetable oil flavoured crisps are probably the easiest.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# weren't there
hedgehog flavour too?
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# and helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:08, archived)
# Greyhounds
(Pocahontus the Mermaid with Wings, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:12, archived)
# Envelope gum
Coincidently, mixing a double whiskey in a small highball glass with some sparkling tescos mineral water makes the resulting drink taste identical to licking the back of an envelope. I call it Mark, after the name of out postie at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# roast buffalo
is worse
(Cockfosters!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# i mean crisps MADE of beetroot.
so slices of crunchy fried meat as ox intruiges me.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# surely theyre just like those beetroot sices you get in jar
but crunchy... wait how do they get them crunchy. theyre all wet and icky
(Cockfosters!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# They are shite, all the salt falls to the bottom
so when you tip the bag up.....bleargh
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# what's so special
about your eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# Bob In Da MonkHouse
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Pff!
Your username made I laff!

Mornin all!

Didn't like the matrix 3 much, but I really like the music. Woo to those who put the score together. Very Carl Orff!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# i liked the astroturf war at the end
when they covered them all in vermicelli
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:56, archived)
# And the peas!
Oh god, the special effects were excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# oh come on
it was never meant to be like the original.

they all rock very hard
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# I enjoyed it more than the second
most definitely. I don't mean to say it was dire, just that it was a little, er, unresolved at the end. And yes, astroturf and vermicelli were good bits. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# i try not to give away the ending
by making up fictional films in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# it ended the only way it could
it the words of the buddha, and later, brian blessed- 'when two people argue both are wrong'
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# Yeah, I understood that
but how it ended. The methods by which neo did it and the cliffhanger at the end of the second were unresolved!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# i can see how you might think that, but i don't think so
we'll have to leave this debate a while clearly, otherwise we'll give more than just the astroturf bit away
(I helped save b3ta! siamese twins utd., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# And the peas.
Done. I'd heard all the bad reviews before I went, and it thankfully didn't live down to my expectations. We can all have a big matrix debate later on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# in the neo/smith fight
when the water flies out in a sphere around them wen they hit the ground. looked just like Akira that did.
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# rather.
I liked the punch with the water bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:16, archived)
# the flying around was all rather silly i thought
and the fight on the celing, what the fuck?

the best bit is when all the sentinels are coming into the docks
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:19, archived)
# Hell yeah!
I'd heard about the comparison with Aliens, and it was undeserved! That bit made the film. It was worth seeing it just for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:22, archived)
# it did start to drag on after a bit though
but i loved the huge suits they had.

I still think they shud remake all 3 films as anime. The Animatrix rocked.
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# With the same budget!
It would kick ass! Who would you get to make it though?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:30, archived)
# well if it was gonna be one of the directors from The Animatrix
then either Shinichiro Watanabe* or Mahiro Maeda*

Kid's story and The second renaissance were my faves

yes i did have to lookup spellings*
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:36, archived)
# I haven't watched all of them yet.
I was thinking of perhaps Anno Hideaki and the Gainax to make it, but then i'm Evangelion biased :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:44, archived)
# just keep writing threatening letters
to the Wachowski Brothers.
they can sort out a director, you know they will take any excuse to make a few more quid out of it.

have to see the animatrix and complete the game to get the whole picture?... money grabbers.

the graphics on the game were suprisingly shite considering the films aswell
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:49, archived)
# I was amused by the cars that bounced all over the place
on a flat, straight road. And flew 20 feet up in the air when you shot them. I didn't like the sniper bits and the protect your companion crap to. Didn't play all the way through because of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:50, archived)
# yeh, i completed it with Niobe
then gave up with Ghost because of the bit where you have to chase the plane, its fucking imposible
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:52, archived)
# I got through that bit
Just by driving as fast a I could and ignoring the arrow that told you where to go. I got to the power station as ghost, but couldn't get past the irritation snipe the snipers before they kill niobe. Screw niobe, she should look after herself the evil bint.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:57, archived)
# I've been told that
The Matrix Online is coming out for PC
don't know how true it is though

edit: thematrixonline.warnerbros.com/index2.html

GTA online with bullet time from the sound of it. sweet...
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 13:03, archived)
# the soundtrack was good
but no rage against the machine song at the end. What the fuck's up with that?
(DeviousMiscreant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# I liked the Navras
track at the end. Rage against the machine fit with the first as being a rebellion, this one was more apocalyptic, fight for survival stuff, where Carl Orff and similar works come into their own, and kick ass and chew bubblegum...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# see again
www.cheesepump.co.uk/votebob
(cheesepump, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# that was obviously very successful
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# They are secretly working with george bush to create a police state
and they are apparently enjoying it.

original story about reasonable policing www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/11/07/national/main582492.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# woo
nice work on the colourmatchingage and relectionage that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# twernt nothin
. I have just procured a 21 inch monitor from work for my bedroom.. it rules.. though my bedroom now seems a little cramped... It's not interesting, but it is fact
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I wants one of those!
Although my 19inch monitor weighs about 25 kilos and is a bitch to carry up more than 2 flights of stairs. I don't even want to think about how much a 21 inch weighs.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# my arms hurt
let's put it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Ouch
But woosome none the less. I'm gonna rob a bank to buy a big flatscreen one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# -00-

gimme some tit
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# no no no no no!
so wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# a bit
anal
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# bowling?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# heheheh
it`s the pear that cracks me up!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
#


isn't that pear his tag?


Very woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# probably
... little amuses the innocent! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# aaaaaw bless it...
then kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# that
is wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# hahahah
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# woo
nice lunch box action
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Weee!
Top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# I wish
I wish i had a lunchbox like that. my mum neveer got me petit folou
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# heheheh
I liked your paintmashed comp entries! you should hook up with Sunshine Elephant!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# bwilliant!
heheehee
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# now, what has one told one about colouring over one's lines?

morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha
may she rest in pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# well
at least someone liked it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# never mind them
they`re a bunch of Palestines!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] while Qs undetectable mobile phone had poor reception, it was fun inserting the sim card
(peewee13, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Two Twee Toucans
Tupped Two Twee Teas

(I helped save b3ta! DonnChadh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# more toucans!
more toucans i say!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# MSN groups has just gone down.
This is because some of you did not pay Microsoft for some software.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:33, archived)
# That
might explain this
www.b3ta.com/board/2297561
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Doesn't
explain how I forgot to go and stir my curry, resulting in a saucepan full of spicy carbon.
Arsebiscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# I always do that
It's b3ta, ruiner of all meals I can be arsed to cook.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# no need to blame us,
this all comes down to YOU you FREELOADING SCUM
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# You're right.
I have not paid for a thing. I do not even own a computer. I break into peoples houses to post.
(benzanotto, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# gr00ps is fine for me.....
........................


/edit "some of us" ? don't you mean "most, if not all of us" ?
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:37, archived)
# and me
la di dah...
(~Sunny~, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# groups is fine for me too
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# what? eh?
go boil your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# The only bit of Microsoft software
I've ever bought was Cinemania
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# i bought xp, unfortunately
i couldn't help it, it came with the pc
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# currently thinking about buying photoshop elements though
...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# That's not Microsoft,
so that's allowed :)

Come to think of it, I also own an old MS-DOS licence from when I bought the RealPC emulator years back. So that's 2 Microsoft programs I've paid for.
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# Photoshop Elements
is surprisingly good, although it`s tricky to use if you`re used to Photoshop... I managed to wangle it plus a graphics tablet off Amazon for about 80 quid, so I was happy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# i - silly person i am -
bought xp professional, in addition to the xp home my computer came installed with. This 'sucker' tattoo on my forehead is proving difficult to remove.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# it's been a bit wonky for a while
i have no idea why...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)

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