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The Adventures of Ross Kemp Part 2

Part One

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:19, archived)

I think my brain is trying to beat itself to death.

You loon.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)

you can expect more from this series

I have at least another 3 parts planned... muahahahahaha

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)

3 more eh?

U slaaaaag

(Goodie, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)

arr

I know

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)

How goes the new saga?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)

check it out in my profile

while we're on bald cockneys, hoskins is back in the saga. In a a way... Expect episode 7 either this friday or this sunday.

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)

Excellent,

you used Burt.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:30, archived)

aehehehehh!

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)

arf!

nool

i want another beer

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:22, archived)

I've just got home,

and this greets me

I don't know what to do now.

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)

get down them stairs?

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)

get down them?

i've just got up them

hahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahaha

(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)

bonzai tree

explainerize THAT

(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:27, archived)

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)

i think just

cunt woulda done

edit: i noticed that edit

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:18, archived)

+talentless

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)

we got him pissed off on stage

he was in panto. our school was constantly obscene at him.

our head of 6th form loved it.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)

Your reward will be in Devon

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)

Sorry,

Heaven

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)

Should have entered this in the Compo a few weeks back...

But wasn't finished in time...

(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)

hehehe

made me laugh

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)

Frank Zappa owns a celestial body

or maybe owned....

(Corn Dog, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)

i prefer Dustbin Hoffman.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)

What about...

Bling Crosby?

(

JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:14, archived)

hehe.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)

/you don't have to say you love me

(

beaubodor blogless, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:23, archived)

spooky

(

brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)

that pun should be put down

TJ: what's this shit on ITV? I wanted to watch some funny shit about Wacko Jacko

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)

eeeeheee

chowmone(sp?) mother fucker

(

The Incredible... accident free since, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)

who cares

im off to watch Brother

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:25, archived)

oo, good film, got the R3 DVD (pants picture unfortunately)

gotta see Battle Royale 2 sometime

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)

mmmm, japanese girls....

err, i mean, yes, i concur

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:28, archived)

I saw a flower

the other day,
It just flapped its leaves
and flew away

(Pelle ghola, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)

That's sad...

but good!

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)

fluffy^2

grand

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)

Very Nintendo

methinks

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)

those aren't leaves.

those are testicles.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)

to you

everythings testicles... especially the things that aint

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)

only more so.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)

ineffable

as ever

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)

heffnable.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)

heffalump.

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)

Shh! You might inadvertantly summon the Count!

... or do you have to knock three times?

No, that's the Floating Head of Death.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:31, archived)

Yummy!

Actually, urgh.

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)

Are you implying

I made a picture of a cock wearing a flower-mask?

(Pelle ghola, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)

You mean cocks shouldn't look like that?

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:21, archived)

Awww

how nice.

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)

that's lovely

damn those pesky spare bits that only show on the board

see alt

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)

those were meant to be

there.......

(Pelle ghola, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)

Studies in negative space

(b3rl1n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)

i say old chap

that's rather a nasty crack in the stem of your goblet, what? you should get that looked at

(

Dano, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)

thAT VASE IS GOING TO FALL OVER....

yelLP OUCH

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)

I say old chap

are you inebriated?

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)

i read that as

are you inbred,
and was going to say that i believe it to be true.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)

i believe you to be made of matches

but i don't broadcast it.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)

I'm made of jam,

with a twist of lime.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)

*adds tequilla and downs in one*

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)

the world's best summer cooler

is a shandy, but made with lime cordial instead of lemonade.

100% of fact.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)

I smell of vanilla...

spilt a lot of essence over myself & work today (I was making caramel)

(

Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)

but i have a dodgy capslock.
DODGY, not STICKY

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)

Oh yeah

'dodgy'.

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)

No,

it's silver.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)

wazzzzzuuuuuuuup

(Hunting bears, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)

A few more inches and that

is pr0n.

(

Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:17, archived)

Are we there yet?

(

mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)

talking heads!

yay

(

Dano, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)

Thank you for putting that song in my head

Just before I head for bed :)

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)

terribly sorry!

i shall endevour to replace it

try either the bubble bobble music, or the themetune to wizbit

(

Dano, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)

I've now got a mutant mix of Bubble Bobble and Wizbit

With a crazy Bub/Bob/Paul Daniels mutant visualisation...

Haha this a-way...

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)

...you know...

...i'd very much like to hear that

(

Dano, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)

the bubble bobble music

could hardly be called music.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)

I used to have lyrics to it

They went:

All around the world we go
Together Day By Day
Hey he-hey hey hey hey h-hey
He-hey hey hey h-hey

*Edit* Which in itself is a Bubble Bobble Willy Fogg mix.

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)

simon cowell, he say "yes"

(

Dano, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)

the man from yes, he say 'del monté'

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)

"Mr Macbeth was a naughty maaaaan,

Doo doo doo doo doooo"

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)

Ahh

how very... I dunno, something!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)

quality

jiggling car action there

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)

nice

but I think my sister has her hand on my side of the seat

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)

cool

it's just round the next corner

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)

you're running out of petrol

woo

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)

it's hummous powered

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)

Highly variable efficiency then.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)

arnold’s inauguration

California can feel safer knowing they have sworn in Arnold.

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)

how did they get in?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)

There's a hidden door in his right calf.

It leads to a lift that takes you up into the spaces in his head.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)

does it have a bellboy?

as a lift attendant?

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)

thats just silly

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)

Yeah - he coulda been a contendah!

(

racketear tired, stressed and happy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)

he looks like the guy

from third rock there

(

Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)

...o.o

my god, he does o.o

(

Dano, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)

"squinty eye guy"

(

dogsbollocks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)

Well...

He could well be an alien.

(myrtle_t_tyrtle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)

he has a very fat thumb doesn't he

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)

all the better for

...no, no option for finishing that sentence appeals at all

(

Dano, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)

stuffing turkeys to

give to the poor unfortunates at the homeless shelter?

why you heartless git!

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)

bah fucking hum bastard bug™

(

Dano, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)

This is how Arnie pronounces it:

Collie-four-knee-yah.

100% of FACT!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)

Part 2 .......

now just got to work out putting them together... getting there slowly with this ere flash :)

(juckle03, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)

Bouncy bouncy bouncy...

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)

yeah ....

thats not supposed to happen ...... i assume i have misaligned one of the frames ? ... will change it for the next bit

(juckle03, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)

just for future reference as this pic is a nice size

when gifs wobble like that that they become much larger. if you keep static elements static the images stay much smaller andyou can fit in more wooness

yay to that

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)

hmmmmm.......

i think i know what you mean ... not sure how to do it though.... ahhh well will get there in the end :)

(juckle03, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)

what program

did you use? I've had a similar problem in the GIMP before, which I could help with if that's what you're using

edit - doh - just realised you mentioned flash!

(

barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)

made frames in photoshop.........

then put them into flash mx
:)

(juckle03, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)

do you have image ready?

its infinitely better than flash for gifs and came with my copy of tattyslop

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:13, archived)

yeah but not know how to use it

any help would be good..... :)

(juckle03, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)

yay

cool

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:24, archived)

Is it real?

no.

(Slurpy The Frog, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)

well it looks it

so I reckon it is.

I'm phoning the Sun.

(

bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)

woo yay to you sir

reminds me of this ;-)

(darkness (not like the band), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)

thunder me

so it does

(

bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)

you may be new

but youve learned the fine art of topical pearoasts

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)

it's not, there's no shark

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)

Lord Tennyson at work

I know it's a big file, sorry...

My gallery.

(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)

Arf!

Very good! :-)

(

splorp ®, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)

That, sir,

am extremely woo.

(

so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)

Odd (and large) ... but good.

Reminds me of the bit in Babylon 5 (season 3 out now on DVD) ... contacting the first ones, Ivanova says to Marcus "Well at least we know they understand us, they're just chosing not to talk to us" and Marcus says "Who knew they were French" :)

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)

Strange

yet amusing

in other words Woo!

(

chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)

good to the last byte

woo, yay, houpla and panowie.

the steaming head is particularly inspired and made me giggle like a virgin at an ann summers party

(

Dano, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)

That sir

Is truly awesome.

And a great punchline too...

(Gothman, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)

I Know Kung Fu

(b3rl1n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)

you think so?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)

Another fim i want to see!

"the muppetrix"

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)

The acting would be better.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)

and the dialogue

*MEEP*

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)

How can you meep, if you do not have a mouth?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)

lol

haha

(b3rl1n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)

Morpheus done entirely in *Meep*s

would be the cinematic event of the decade.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)

with badgers?

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)

*cracks open flash*

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)

*spills Macromedia all over the floor*

(

bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)

i JUST cleaned that floor!

go on! wipe it up, and dont expect any tea if its not spotless!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)

leave it

i'll clean it up in the morning

(

bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)

We should suggest the idea to the Muppet people.

It could make millions.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)

why make millions when you can make...

well, you know...

(b3rl1n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)

Blimey!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)

boo bah, pa doo pah, bee doo boo bay

hehehe

(Hunting bears, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

Cor

thank god it was jazz!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)

yes

you are most right

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)

although you can't see what's going on inside that hat...

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)

1 blessing

2 blessings
3 blessings

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)

hehehe

hes got big boy diapers on

(Hunting bears, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)

better safe

than sorry

(

bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)

woo!

now do shat in the hat!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)

Well,

at least you chose the clean option.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)

Yeah I was worried there for a moment ...

I expect we'll get the other version soon enough.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)

crazy, man...

crazy

(b3rl1n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)

arf

grand

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)

I like that very much!

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)

man bites dog

(

wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)

he hu he hu

that looks like a large cock

/child

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

i thought it was jim davidson

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)

ooh

thats gonna sting in the morning

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

heheh nice idea

smear him with some blood and gore to make it even better

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

...and make the chestburster

wear a white t-shirt and look surprised...

EDIT: edited...

(

wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)

Things can *always*

be improved with a liberal smearing of blood and gore I find.

(

splorp ®, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)

luckily i have no plans to have sex with you in

the near future

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)

Oh...

/disapointed ;-)

(

splorp ®, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)

1st post

Thousands welcome Mr Bush as he emerges from his plane...

(Lysuc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)

that am woo!

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)

Brilliant first picture!

Welcome!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)

Agh!

not only is he dressed like superman but hes giving a hitler salute! shoot the bastard down quick!

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)

Noice!

Good job!

edit: whoops, almost forgot:

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)

now make Hummus and Fluffy pills

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)

hooplah

(

bleepbloop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)

hello

you lovely fluffy person

pull up a gourd and have a woo on the house

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

Top shopping!

Welcome to sunny b3ta!

(

splorp ®, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

hahaha

super...and welcome!

(

lemonhead, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

When I said I'd like to shoot him,

my mother said it would be murder.

I told her it would be a pre-emptive neutralisation of a possible future threat.

I don't think she understood.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

woo

yay

houpla.

(

kaydup, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

very

nice!

it's true

(b3rl1n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)

Hehe

That's super.

(

UncleLewy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)

hahaha!

woo and welcome.

(

mrRush, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)

yay

and welcome

(

pippy is a truck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:26, archived)

probably been done

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)

mccririck!

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)

McCrick Quo!

ARGH!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)

SEND THEM TO THE FUCKING MOON!

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)

THE FUCKING MOON

is a good place, i dont want seedy types like them here!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)

ALL HAIL THE MOON LORD!

(

lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)

pah

he's overrated

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)

you have seen this?

www.mingthemerciless.com/wheelchair.html

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)

Well thats just stupid now isnt it!

(

ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)

Yay for McCririck/Quo crossovers!

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)

e'gads

thats subtle

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)

that is very subtle,

I needed to use the zoom in image to see it.

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)

i dont have zoom, ipso facto, i dont get it

(Corn Dog, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)

Sorry, testing the filter:

pillock
spunt
twunt

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)

jism

zeppelin (t w a t)
tit
bollock

(

Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)

Yay!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)

The truth about the pod

is disturbing

(ToPeeOrNotToPee, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)

oh god

Nicely done, but i'm afraid we're gonna have to put it to sleep.

(Corn Dog, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)

it's the kindest thing to do

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)

God says

Fiddling with Children is OK.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)

woo

*fetches fiddling hat*

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)

i think you left it a Neverland Ranch...

the police are looking for it

(

Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)

I read that as 'feltches fiddling hat'

Had me worried that you might be some kind of wierdo for a moment.

(

Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)

yipes!

by far the best take on it i've seen so far. woo!

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)

i wont buy one now

thats one jaint fall for i pod
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless/
im a spam monster

(useless3, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)

Greatest site ever

www.angelfire.com/games5/useless/

(useless3, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)

no its not

its
www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)

quiet you

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)

no no no

im not even looking at those, because the greatest site ever is www.realultimatepower.net and you all know thats the truth

psst: and it's "official" and everything

(darkness (not like the band), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)

www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi

i am sure of it

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)

hmmm

time to rest the swearing filter methinks...

no, watermelon off wank breath, that website is probably a load of fucking shit crap bollocks tit wank arse, you massive cranberry

(i say probably cos i still refuse to look at it)
edit: does this thing only do watermelon and cranberry then?

(darkness (not like the band), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)

zeppelin

New person. Please read our FAQ.

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)

i have read the faq before, i think i am missing your point

(darkness (not like the band), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

nah those are both replacements

you see

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)

erm

i know that watermelon replaces watermelon and cranberry replaces cranberry if thats what you mean

(and yes i know it been filtered and now makes no sense, but hey thats the fun )

EDIT
ha ha!
watermelon - cranberry - happy baby orangutan - zeppelin - New person. Please read our FAQ.

(darkness (not like the band), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)

those two are

twat

and

silly chicken

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)

i totally get it now

woo yay to me

(darkness (not like the band), Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)

Rate my motherfucking kitten, bitch.com

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)

have i missed two trolls at once?

or is that realy the greatest sit ever?

*goes for another beer and hopes to see kittens on his return*

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)

hahahaha

trolls trying to out troll and spam each other.

edit - additionally, i am trying to type with my keyboard sideways, so excuse any spelling mistakes

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)

looky here

www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi?board=baaa&action=display&num=1068701420

THEY'RE HAVING A TROLL COMPETITION!

not often I feel like this, but I want to do the same back. it'd be fun.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)

i was about to post that

meany!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)

wow

they must be really bored and/or sad

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)

or 12

and really bored and really sad.

(Gothman, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)

good to see the human race

constantly progressing.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)

Those Americans

Are funny old chaps pip pip.

(Wadey, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)

Good lord!

They're being stupid on purpose and manipulating us into making them laugh!

I for one will be no one's puppet!

FREEEEEEEEDOM!
/insane rant.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)

I feel used

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

*world implodes*

watermelon...

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lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)

wow!

there's a novelty!!

(

robh, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)

Now you're not bestest friends with that baaa fellow are you?

'Cos you both look like spamming artichokes to me.
EDIT: "artichokes"? Where the watermelon did that come from?

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)

what did you type for that?

if you find a new swear filtered word, then you're a hero.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)

ooooooooooo,

excitement.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)

I WANT HIM TO REVEAL IT

or i'll fucking crack him open.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)

are swear words filtered?

i never knew! watermelon, shit, cranberry, bitch, bugger

ah not all of them are... watermelon.

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)

I found

Silly chicken!

Me me me!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)

you get a cuddle from the female of your choice

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)

Hmm. Hug from bird of choice

versus girlfriend beating me up. Hmmm....

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)

which word is New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.?

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)

pardon?

did you say silly_chicken
grumble grumble I can't put the name of my bloomin creation on the board without it being cocked up
I'm not at all pleased

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

Shhhh!

www.yourallgay.co.uk/filter.php

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)

it's not really the point

the phrase was conjured up as a polite thing in the first place.

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)

True.

The only humour at the mo in the whole filter thing is the response of people who don't about it.

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)

maybe it was

arseholes ?

edit - nope! arse

(

barnesy, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)

quim ?

(

Bitchpapa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)

Piss flaps?

Nope...

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splorp ®, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)

Fluff off

you motherFluffing evil Fluff troll FluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluffFluff
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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)

why is that the bestest site ever

every night?

(

The Neville What what what, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)

not really

please don't spam us

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)

good evening sir

you seem to be spamming us. Why not redeam yourself by 'shopping a kitten in an unlikely mode of transport.
Please don't do it again.

Yours

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)

I'll be damned.

Do I have to be fluffy or can I tell them to just off?

.

(

Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)

Ahem.

sorry, back to fluffy mode. cun..cranberries.

(

Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)

use fake sincerity instead

sarcasm is far more entertaining than profanity

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)

Sorry. I'll try that next time. Might prove some great fun.

(

Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)

DUDE!

i will totally go to your site if you go to mine!

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)

DUDE!

you can totally BUGGER OFF

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)

DUDE!

"bugger"??????

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)

oh rite!

your american! it means to insert the males penis into another males bottom, so why dont ya do it

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)

totally?

i want you to go partially to their site.
leave a couple of limbs behind.

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)

It's love I tell you ...

Someone pass them the K.Y.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)

DUDE!

I will totally give you ellecution lessons if you shut the hell up!

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)

For shame!

They called Name that Beard "Name THE Beard".

They are truly damned.

But other than that, I've seen the vast majority of those games already, since 80% of that stuff is either from Shockwave.com or Newgrounds.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)

So report their copyright infringement and get 'em shut down :)

Ohh hang on ... copyright infringement ... okay, pretend I didn't say that :)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)

This little bastard was trying to organise a party in my fridge!

he was trying to get the bottle of sauvignon in the door open when I caught him...

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)

good job you caught him

stick him in a blender, teach him a lesson

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)

if he runs away, chase him, I'm sure you'll

ketchup

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)

That am the worst joke ever.

So why can't I stop laughing?

(Oh, it's the gas...)

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)

oh well, I was really pleased with it.
I love shit puns though

(

Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)

I think I might launch my own red wine,

and call it "White wine."

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)

You could call it "extra pale red wine"

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)

He sure does have a predy mouth

Woo

(

underneath the weeping willow, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)

He's nice

Wonder if he's any relation to this little 'un

(Gothman, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)

he wants to shag it.

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)

For Lethe:

This took way too long for its quality, but the pun was irresistible

(Corn Dog, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)

it is spelt wrong

go here www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi

to get smarter

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)

i get the feeling you want me to visit this site...

i dont know if i should though...

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)

It depends, are you trying to compile a list of shite websites?

If so, feel free to click.

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)

you mom

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)

Whilst speaking like a caveman

is usually endearing, for you i'll make an exception.

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)

and here i thought we were ignoring him so he would get bored and go away

(

Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)

it is the best thing that could ever happen to you

really

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)

you're so 13337

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)

i now

i ro>

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)

huh

i am i am!!!

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)

your watermelon ing site

sucks the biggest ass.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)

the biggest asses

the juiciest balls
the hottest pancake batters

(time travelling chicken, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)

what ever do you mean

with fine educated language like this, how can it not be a good site?
" Who the fizzle do you think you are pussyflap? You ain't shiznit! I wipe my ass, and look at the toilet paper, and there you are. Not even a full turd, you are just the residue of a turd."
---baaa Eggburger3

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)

yup, that's it yo!

and their is plenty more where that came from

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)

where?

It's complete SHITHEADS like you that RUIN it for the rest of America.

It's outrageous!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)

lol...

you said pussyflap.

Well there you go then. More fine prose from America's youth. Michael Moore is right, we're screwed.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)

how dare you dilute my beautiful thread!?

i should smite you for your naughty wrongdoings!

(Corn Dog, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)

not scared

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)

That am Crap.

Not even Sunshine Elephant would, and that's saying a LOT.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)

::::::THREADJACK::::::

Holy SHit!

Holy SHit!

rednc, the guy from here and from 4rthur.. I think he KNOWS my ex, and now he won't tell me why he's not talking to me. NOW I'm freaked.

feels 12

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)

pah you think you got troubles

theres an advert on british tv at the moment featuring michael winner in drag

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)

jesus.

we're all fucked.

(

chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)

i for one

have started to envy those amazonian indians who've never heard of the man

(

lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)

as long as you take a video camera and pst me the takes feel free to go

(

alistair, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)

don't be daft.

nobody cares.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)

just...

small world is all.

ANd I'm one of those people who wonders about things.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)

send him lots of abusive messages.

that should patch things up, whatever the problem is.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)

I just want to know

why he freaked?

I mean, big deal, if we both know her.. but dayum if this isn't gonna watermelon with my head all damned day.

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)

Eh?

What's the problem?

(

splorp ®, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)

Just

Small world factor 1.2.3A

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)

Ahhhh

scary! Pretty much like me moving house after a bad break up and ending up living 40 feet away from my ex.

[edit] she bought a flat just down the road - she's not some mad woman who lives in the street or something. Though sometimes I do wonder...

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splorp ®, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)

puns

are made by the devil.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)

you should smack yourself

that always wakes me up after a nap.

(Corn Dog, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)

trouble is

i physically need lots of sleep, but i can hardly get any.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)

Ahh!

I love you! How sweet!

Thankyou!

(

Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)

Welcome.

You're.

(Corn Dog, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)

Don't make my..."friends" have to... take you down to the pier...

(b3rl1n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:16, archived)

ARG!

gangster muppets, a force not to be reckoned with!

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)

i hear the pig knows kung fu

(b3rl1n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)

owwwww

it's too hot
www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)

i hear

you want to watermelon the pig

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)

i hear the frog is green

but i cant be sure. my eyes were replaced with tangerines at a young age

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)

The muppet movie?

(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)

that

is a film i want to see
"the muppets starwars"

(massive pelican: jumps for money, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)

Muppets on Ice

was quite good.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)

could happen

(b3rl1n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)

I'm looking for an old kermit that lives on the edge of the dune sea..

(b3rl1n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)

now you've done it. i have to get both out in the same thread

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)

You know I'm amazed that's the first time I've seen that one done ...

Excellent :)

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Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)

it was

one of my very first 'shops

thanks!

(b3rl1n, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)

ha ha ha

that's very good

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Pootle, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)

starring everybody and me

/great muppet caper

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:23, archived)

my privates get big at

www.xsorbit2.com/users/eggburger3/index.cgi

(baaa, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)

You bastard

that destroyed my cpu with pop-ups before whatever you intended to show me appeared.

(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)

yay! it's the

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Or is it?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)

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