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morning

bit of a long one this morning

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)

first proper smile of the day, thank you

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)

That's great

Morning All :)

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)

hahahahaha

may be long, but very beautiful

woo!

morning all!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)

Hehehe

Great stuff

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)

hahahaha!

fan bloody tastic! woo!

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)

Lovely,

are these done with watercolour?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)

trust you

to get technical ;)

as the artist, can you make any recommendations for framing my painting?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

Don't frame it is my suggestion,

I picked that nice chunky canvas because they don't need framing...but if you do want it framed...take it to a framing shop.
I'm not sure what sort of frame would suit it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

me neither

that's why I thought I'd check first

the chunkiness is nice, and works well as-is, especially with the edges painted up as well :)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:53, archived)

I was going to paint them

all blue, but then changed my mind...I'm pleased I did.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

me too!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

some of them

this one done with black ink.
I've got a wax crayon one too for later

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

Ooh,

so your a multi-media artist.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:50, archived)

I think 'artist'

is probably pushing it a bit far. Multi-media, yes.

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:55, archived)

You can draw well,

and you have a nice eye for colour and tone.
Tracey Emin (or whatever) calls herself an artist and I bet she would know which end of a paintbrush to dip in the water.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:56, archived)

ahhh, thanks muchly

*wipes tear from eye*
Actually, according to the medical community, I'm colour blind, cos I can't do spot tests.

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:57, archived)

wax crayons are tasty.

especially green ones.

they were when i was a young un, anyway.

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:59, archived)

Whahey

what a thing to find on the board first thing... thankyou.

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chthonic, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:48, archived)

That's OK

I live to give
65% true

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

hahaha!

great stuff!

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mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

hahaha

yay! once again!

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icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

I likey!

Sheep always sound like they're trying to tell you something urgent, don't they?

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

prolly been done before....

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:32, archived)

hehehe

multi-topical

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:34, archived)

Hahahahah

Superb

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:49, archived)

its funny on so many levels

This one
this one

and this one

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Station, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:52, archived)

01000010001100110111010001100001011011100111001100111010

01011001011011110111010101110010001000000110000101101100011011000010000001100111011000010111100100101110

And it's true, too!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)

calm down higgins

and inform the troops

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)

0100110101101111011100100110111001101001011011100110011100100000010000010110110001101100

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)

01001001001000000110010001100101011011010110000101101110011001000010000001101101011011110111001001100101001000000110111001101001011011100110011100101110

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)

0110111001101001011011100110011100100001

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)

010011000110010101110011011100110010000001110111011000010110111001100111001011000010000001101101011011110111001001100101001000000110111001101001011011100110011100100001

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)

111111111111110000000000011111111111111111111
111111111111000000000000000111111111111111111
111111111111001111111111100111111111111111111
111111111111001111111111100111111111111111111
111111111111001111111111100111111111111111111
111111111111001111111111100111111111111111111
111111111111001111111111100111111111111111111
111111111111001111111111100111111111111111111
111111111111001111111111100111111111111111111
111111111111001111111111100111111111111111111
111111111111100000000000001111111111111111111
111111111111110000000000011111111111111111111

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)

I don't compute?

ÿüÿÿÿ€ÿÿÿüÿçÿÿÿçÿ?ÿÿÿ?ùÿÿÿùÿÏÿÿÿÏþÿÿþóÿÿÿóÿŸÿÿÿŸüÿÿÿþÿÿÿøÿÿ ?

What is it you are trying to say?

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Nath, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:21, archived)

1, "You can't do anything right"
0, "Oh yeah, well you smell"
1, "Well, I've had your mum"
0, "Yeah, I've had your dad",
2, "look, your both beautiful numbers with your own unique talents, and the world is a better place with you in it..."
1, "WTF was that"
0, "Oh, thats just 2's compliment"

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:25, archived)

oooooooh

groan!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:26, archived)

11111111111111110000000000011111111111111111111
11111111111111000000000000000111111111111111111
111111111111110011@@@@@@11100111111111111111111
11111111111111100@@@@@@@@1001111111111111111111
00000000000000001@@@@@@@@1100000000000000000000
00000000000000000@@@@@@@@1000000000000000000000
00000000000000001@@@@@@@@1100000000000000000000
11111111111111000@@@@@@@@1000111111111111111111
11111111111111001@@@@@@@@1100111111111111111111
111111111111110011@@@@@@11100111111111111111111
11111111111111100000000000001111111111111111111
11111111111111110000000000011111111111111111111

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)

I've been here too long

when a collection of noughts and ones start looking like something horrible

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:30, archived)

actually, i find the @

signs more distressing than the numbers...

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:31, archived)

my mind

my poor mind.

all i see is goatse

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:34, archived)

well

perhaps having it tattooed on the inside of your eyelids was a mistake.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:36, archived)

"I see spread people..."

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)

I think you have hit the nail on the head.

Very worrying.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)

Peng...

000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000001111111000000000000000
000000000000011111111110000000000000
000000000001100111111001000000000000
000000000011000011110001100000000000
000000000001000011110001000000000000
000000000011111000000111100000000000
000000000111111111111111111000000000
000000001111111111111111111100000000
000000011111111111111111111110000000
000000111111111111111111111111000000
000001110111111111111111111011100000
000011101111111111111111111101110000
000011101111111111111111111110111000
000111011111111111111111111111011000
000110111111111111111111111111101100
000110111111111111111111111111101100
000110111111111111111111111111101100
000001111111111111111111111111100000
000000111111111111111111111111000000
000000011111111111111111111110000000
000000001111111111111111111110000000
000000000011111111111111111000000000
000000000000111111111111100000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:37, archived)

Yay

That's a great anti-goatse

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:39, archived)

damn

I keep right-clicking, but it won't let me save...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)

yay!

restore the fluff balance!

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:40, archived)

all this binary

has given me the fear, but that penguin is a woo yay houpla wrapped in a fluffy fluff

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)

Q..

00000001110000000000110
00000011111000000011111
00000111111000000111111
00000111111100000011110
00011111111111101111110
00111111111111111111110
00111111111111111111110
01111111111111111111100
01111111111111111110000
00001111111111111110000
00001111111111111100000
00001111111111111000000
00001111111111110000000
00001111111111110000000
00001110111111110000000
00001110011111110000000
00001110011111111000000
00001110011101111100000
00001110011101111100000
00001110011100111100000
00001110011100111110000
00011111001111111110000
00000000000000000000000

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)

You're too good at this

WOO YAY HOUPLA!!

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)

How do you make pictures out of binary the easy way?

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:44, archived)

...

1)Go to the B3TA picture kit from the FAQ
2) Right-Click Copy the image
3) Start MS-Paint (Yep, paint!)
4) Paste Image
5) Create a text box over the image
12 PT Courier \ Arial
6) Start Typing 0's and 1's

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:45, archived)

d0m0 k0n

000000000000000001111111111111100000000000000
000000000000011111111111111111111111000000000
000000000011111111111111111111111111110000000
000011110111110000111111111111100001111000000
001111111111110001111111111111100011111000000
001111111111111111111111111111111111111000000
001111111111111111111111111111111111111000000
011111111111111100000000000000000111111100000
011111001111111111011101110111011111111100000
011111101111111111111111111111111111111100000
001111101111111111111111111111111111111000000
001111111111111111111111111111111111111100000
000111111111111111011110111011011111111111100
000011111111111100000000000000000111111111110
000000011111111111111111111111111111111111111
000000000111111111111111111111111111111011111
000000000111111111111111111111111111111011111
000000000111111111111111111111111111111011111
000000000111111111111111111111111111111011111
000000000111111111111111111111111111111111111
000000001111111111111111111111111111111111111
000000001111111111111111111111111111111111111
000000000111111111111111111111111111111111111
000000000111111111111111111111111111111111110
000000000111111111111111111111111111111011100
000000000111111111111100001111111111111100000
000000000111111111111110011111111111111000000
000000000111111111111110011111111111111000000
000000000011111111111100001111111111110000000
000000000011111111111100000111111111110000000

(knuks Lurking for 12+ years, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:51, archived)

Try this

www.google.co.uk/search?q=picture+to+ascii&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&meta=

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UncleLewy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:54, archived)

too early for binary computation, or even googling tor a translator

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)

he asked for socks

and implied he had none.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)

i love that

best wtfayboa image!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:13, archived)

Fine fine

I'll deliver the 10011010, and leave it in the 01101101 00010110 as planned. Do you have my 01101101 ready?

(Kimbo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)

118 118

Straight Through!

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)

I keep meaning to edit this to say "getting the right number"...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:16, archived)

010011110110100001101000011010000010000100100000010101000110010101100011011010000111100100100000011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001001000000110100101101110011100110111010101101100011101000111001100100001001000000011101000101001

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Nath, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:12, archived)

01010111011001010111001001100100001000000111010101110000001011000010000001101000011011110110110101101001011001010010111000101110001011100110010001100001011101110110011100101110001011100010111001100111001011100010000001001111011100100010000001110011011011110110110101100101011101000110100001101001011011100110011100100000011100110111010101100011011010000110110001101001011010110110010100101110

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:15, archived)

010011010111100100100000011100110110010101101110011101000110100101101101011001010110111001110100011100110010000001100101011110000110000101100011011101000110110001111001001000000110111101101100011001000010000001100011011010000110000101110000

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Nath, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:17, archived)

010100010111010101101001011101000110010100101110

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)

Of course

Yes.

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:18, archived)

01000010 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101100 01110101 01100110 01100110 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01100100 01110111 01100001 01110011 01110100 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01100100 01100001 01111001

(DogPoleDumbHorse, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:19, archived)

0100010101110000011001010110001101101001011000010110110001101100011110010010000001100001011100110010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000110100101110011001000000111010001101000011001010010000001100111011001010110010101101011011010010110010101110011011101000010000001110100011010000111001001100101011000010110010001110111011000010111001101110100011001010010000001100101011101100110010101110010

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Nath, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:23, archived)

You know,

I'm pleased I'm not as geeky as you bunch of freaks.
Go out, into the sun!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:27, archived)

It burns!

Plus oop north we have an 11 month winter

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:28, archived)

its not that bad here oop north

10 months certainly

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)

oo = ooooo sound as in Loo......

So obviously not a northener.....

up as in cup..... :)

(/wiganers ramblings)

(Mr Joe Bangles, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:32, archived)

i have a leeds/hull hybrid accent

that sounds like i have a cheese grater in my throat, so i can only make an oo sound for so long before my vocal chords cave in.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)

at supermoore's on saturday, before the manc bash

Number 6 commented on how fucked up my accent is... his first guess as to my origins was New Zealand!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:43, archived)

but its

raining!

and the rhesus monkey is after me again

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)

THREADJACK FOR 733t <->4X0rZ

can someone take down 62.240.110.246 for me please. Spamming fucks have spoofed my email address and I'm getting all the failures. Ta.

(dognutz, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:35, archived)

It appears to be

in the Holland area, which could make for a great excuse to visit Amsterdam for 'fact-finding/research'

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Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:42, archived)

0100100100100000011010000110000101110110011001010010000001100110011011110111010101101110011001000010000001110100011010000110100101110011001000000110100101101110011000110111001001100101011001000110100101100010011011000110010100100000011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001001000000110001101101111011011100111011001100101011100100111010001100101011100100010111000100000010010010111010000100111011100110010000001100111011100100110010101100001011101000010111000100000010000100111010101110100001000000100100100100111011011010010000001101110011011110111010000100000011001110110000101111001001011100010000001010000011100100110111101101101011010010111001101100101001011100000110100001010

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:38, archived)

00100111011101000110100001101001011100110010000
00110100101101110011000110111001001100101011001
00011010010110001001101100011001010010000001100
01001101001011011100110000101110010011110010010
00000110001101101111011011100111011001100101011
10010011101000110111101110010001001110010000001
10100001100001011100110010000001100010011001010
11001010110111000100000011000010111001001101111
01110101011011100110010000100000011001100110111
10111001000100000011110010110111101101110011010
11011100110010111000100000010010010010000001110
00001110010011001010111001101110101011011010110
01010010000001111001011011110111010100100111011
10010011001010010000001110100011000010110110001
10101101101001011011100110011100100000011000010
11000100110111101110101011101000010000001101101
01101001011000110110101101100011011010010111001
10110101101100101001011100110001101101111011011
01001001110111001100100000011011110110111001100
10100111111

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CowJam, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 10:16, archived)

You've probably heard this one...

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

10 - one to change it, the other to hold the ladder

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MartinH, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:41, archived)

01100010011010010110111001100001011100100111100100100000011100110111010101100011011010110111001100101100001000000110100101110100001000000110100101110011001000000110011001100001011100100010000001110100011011110110111100100000011011000110111101101110011001110010000001110111011010010110111001100100011001010110010000101100001000000110001001110101011101000010000001001001001000000110001101100001011011100010000001110011011000010111100100100000001110100010000001000011010101010100111001010100

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Sixola, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:47, archived)

Do the Prisoner!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)

I wouldn't do her

with Sunshine Elephant's...

nice work though

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)

Nicely woo!

of course, 'doing the prisoner' has a different connotation in prisons

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)

When I hear that phrase

I prefer to think of the movie, Caged Heat, which takes in a women's prison, wherein the prisoner's clothes are stripped along with their rights!

(Kimbo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:10, archived)

Arf!

Is she dead yet?

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:00, archived)

More bloody catalogues in my letter box, more Christmas tat.

GOOD MORNING ALL!

(Smudger, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)

spoon sale now on!

knifes out of stock...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)

(Smudger, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)

Hahahahahah

How ironic, like a budget Sheryll Crow

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)

ha ha ha

A change would do you good!
:)

(Smudger, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)

hehehe

if I wasn't sure it'd go over the heads of most people, I'd shop Patrick Duffy into that, and make it Manatlantis...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)

It came to

mind, honest!

:)

(Smudger, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)

i'd get it

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)

hehe

thanks both...

ah well, the moment's passed now (cheap excuse, basically I'm too lazy/feel too shitty to fire up PS)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)

I am Scuzzlebutt

Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:09, archived)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)

Something fluffy to start off your day...

My gallery.

(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)

eeeeeep!

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)

F-UCK CRISPERS!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:43, archived)

well said

however, the food that spoils can be given to your bunnyswan, or pigswan as the case may be, so it's all to the good

(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)

I have neither =(

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)

Crisps go in the cupboard

not the fridge

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)

mmm

cold crisps out of vending machines

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)

blimey!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)

and another...

My gallery.

(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)

You have the

weirding way.

:)

(Smudger, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:46, archived)

10 Q

I'm getting a lot of hummus-per-mile out of that black swan neck...

(exabopper - I see what you did there!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)

my goodness me

that is fluffy. Woo!

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dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)

The "produce crisper" section in fridges is complete crap.

I put a bag of apples and some lettuce in the crisper, and another bag and some lettuce on the highest shelf, just under the freezer.

After two days the produce in the crisper was all brown.

Yet even after two weeks everything on the top shelf was fresh, crunchy, and colorful as the day I bought it.

F-UCK crispers.

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS:

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:38, archived)

Aples should be kept at room temp

cold destroys their cellular structure...

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)

that told him

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)

Hello

Oh, yes - I'm out of ning

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)

i really needed

some ning too...

;)

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)

oh god

what have i told you about posting that before i've had coffee!

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)

you think thats bad

try using it as wallpaper!

*seizure*
*thud*

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)

perhaps

not

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sunny_jimbob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:14, archived)

Nothing like a cold apple

though. Or a dame, if I'm led to believe correctly.

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)

A cold dame?

Did you meet my ex?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:44, archived)

Yep.

She said you were lovely. See how horrible you are! Just because she wouldn't put out.

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:45, archived)

Um..er... its not true what she said, you know about the utterly butterly & the travel plug

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:47, archived)

Talking of cold ladies...

Can you believe this. Our seccie was called away yesterday as her uncle was in a car accident and was ulikely to pull though.
She comes in this morning, he's dead, she a mess.
Our manager is in London on training, so instead of spending 20 minutes ringing around to find her and let her know, we sent the seccie off saying that we'd let Kerry (the manager) know.

Kerry phones, asks if she's in, I explained the situation and now she is in a strop as she would have liked to talk to the seccie.

I'm in the shit as I said it was my fault.

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)

Oops

I think you have to have all traces of empathy removed to be a boss.

Sod her, you did the right thing

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:56, archived)

Yeah

that's what I thought.

(

Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:58, archived)

You're

full of useful nuggets of information which keep improving lives. Hats off to you

(

dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:55, archived)

Bananas should be kept form other fruit...

...as they produce an enzyme that stimulates ripening in them - unless you want to riopen fruit. Handy with solid avacados.

B3ta, fun and educational

(

sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:57, archived)

it oozes out through their skin

so you shouldn't keep them in a bowl 'cos sinks & hangs around.

(

Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)

ethylene gas

controls ripening in fruits.

which is why bananas get there own hanger in posh fruit bowls :)

(jeffna has blue yfronts with white piping, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:26, archived)

snot an enzyme

it's a gas.

/pedant.

Edit: see above. See?

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chthonic, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:29, archived)

your mistake

was leaving the stuff in the bags...

the top of the fridge is the warmest part, even if it is next to the freezer section

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:40, archived)

This has half an inch of frost on it

And the lettuce was still good too!

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:42, archived)

was it

Iceberg lettuce?

(

Duncan Disorderly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:08, archived)

when i bought a new fridge they were both broken

so i now have loads of extra fridge space. thank you monkey delivery men.

(

huggybear, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:11, archived)

The

Bush trip was not going that much to plan...

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:20, archived)

I find it shocking

that a Daily Mirror reporter was able to get into the palace and was actually able to get into Bush's room last night... and they didnn't do anything to him!

I mean, couldn't they at least have balanced a beer can on his head, or drawn a cock on his cheek?

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)

nah

balanced a cock on his head and draw a beer can on his cheek....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:33, archived)

hehe

but who'd be stupid enough to get their cock anywhere near him? he'd probably think it was a snake and shoot it

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)

surely is the year for things happening at buck house isnt it....

(

Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:36, archived)

ooh

of course, now you've said that, it becomes obvious* who'd take that kind of pic...

*if you believe the rumours, of course

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)

should have just left a bag of pretzels in his room

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:41, archived)

hehehe

oooh, like father like son, eh?

(

JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:52, archived)

Or a bottle of vodka & a wrap of coke

See "the leader of the free-world" fall off the wagon big style

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)

I find it shocking

that George Bush gets into this country with an aide carrying the launch codes for all of America's nuclear missiles.
The rest of us can't go through customs with a plastic butterknife without spending a night in the cells under the Prevention of Terrorism Act. He comes in with the ability to explode the whole planet, and he gets to stay with the QUEEN! Is it me that's going mad here or what?

(

dotmund .co.uk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:51, archived)

My cousin used to carry the "football"

for Clinton - they're only allowed to do it for 6 months cos of the stress

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:53, archived)

"excuse me sir, did you pack that bag yourself?"

"are you wacko? I'm the pres-ee-dent, I don't do anything myself!"
"ok then matey - just step this way, please..."

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:54, archived)

I just had a delicious

with my lunch today!! I'm filling up my camera phone with engrish at a hideous rate at the moment - I especially liked my "super special sample!!" of strawberry jam

(

The Boy T, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:01, archived)

HAAAAAaaaaaa...

aa..

a...

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:12, archived)

whats

in the crossed out SARS bottles ?!?!?!

(

spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:13, archived)

Sars Barred?

(tenuous)

(

The Boy T, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:14, archived)

Sars Bars?

Mmmmm...caramel

Mmmmm...spirochete

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:18, archived)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:29, archived)

www.epson.co.jp/e/newsroom/news_2003_11_18_2.htm

(

kitty meow meow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:20, archived)

Of course you realize

they're taking over...

Edit: The robots, that is.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:26, archived)

Phew

I was just about to smash my printer just in case....

(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:27, archived)

That picture really needs

the world's smallest diver robot and the world's smallest shark robot.

(Indole Ring, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:32, archived)

Soooo cuuuute!

(

The Boy T, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:34, archived)

Tomorrow is

World Toilet Day

Edit: Today in the UK. watermelon it, the 19th!

(

Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 7:46, archived)

I'm really

not looking forward to the photoshops on this theme ...

Edit: Bloody hell! Bizarre WTD campaign poster (1.4MB JPG).

(Indole Ring, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 7:59, archived)

Ow Ow Ow

That makes my browser scream in agony. But it is a woosome poster.

(+3 Baroque Vambrace of Icthyology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:46, archived)

Christ, I just cleaned the bathroom...and I feel so...

SATISFIED.

It wasn't fun, but why didn't anyone tell me of the mental orgasm that results from a shiny chamber pot?

It would've been even better, but my roommate's shit smells like pumpkins.

(

Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:00, archived)

haha!

Nice one :)

(

The Boy T, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:01, archived)

mornig

(

wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 7:19, archived)

oh baby sandwich - you're making me hungry

(

thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 7:31, archived)

is the baby

having a dump in your pint?

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 9:26, archived)

Ah breakfast best meal of the day

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 7:34, archived)

Goodnight.

*Falls face first on bed, bounces, and lands in pile of socks by bed*

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 7:34, archived)

Colin felt something was extremely amiss

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:29, archived)

Marvellous!

Woo :o)

Quick threadjack - and an appalling quality screen grab too. I just got the best spam ever...

i knew that damned bear was up to something!

(

The Boy T, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:49, archived)

yeah but

does Furtivebear really want to date rhinos?

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:54, archived)

arf!!

(

The Boy T, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 6:07, archived)

hehehe :)

I got one the other day addressed to Kitty Meow

yay

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kitty meow meow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 6:20, archived)

Rude bastards

didn't even bother to get your name right!

(Indole Ring, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 8:17, archived)

that's wonderful

yay for pics like this :)

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kitty meow meow, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 6:25, archived)

chipmunks revenge

If you haven't seen this video, watch it now. I just saw it on TV and had to see it again on the web.
zed.cbc.ca/go.ZeD?CONTENT_ID=53182&page=content

(Dauber, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:10, archived)

/yawn

If they'd sounded more like the chipmunks, or if it hadn't been promoting violence, even in jest, it might've been work waiting for 7 meg to download at 80k/s.

edit: I was kinda hoping for a sequel to Gonads and Strife :)
edit: Impressive lurking btw. 7 posts in 234 days.

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Ratsta, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:18, archived)

Blimey!

graohically thay impressive but the rap doesnt really work - good concept though

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:19, archived)

crivens!

that gave me a fright, it did.

(Rumours of Dinoadventures death have been greatly exaggerated., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 6:00, archived)

Not sure what or why

My roommate seemed to like it though.

(ThatOtherGuy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:05, archived)

It's woo that is

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)

My brain is Beat, too

*and with that, Or is it? raced off to bed*
/voiceover

(

Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:14, archived)

off to sleepingwards

so fare well fellow b3tans! I'm gonna repost my sporecomp#1™ sometime before Sunday (when my sporelet gives me chance), feel free to linky my post tho, as it'd be great to be able to competition off all the groovy stuff I want to donate to amusing causes! better b3ta than charity shops!

fwip on™

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:05, archived)

night

spore fellow

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:07, archived)

night!

(

Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:11, archived)

bedtime for me

night all

and i'll leav you with fillerbunny/ which i don't think is glasscock

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:04, archived)

Arnold

Arnold's inauguration!

not a repost. i modified for her pleasure

(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:02, archived)

Go here, it solves everything.

isuisse.ifrance.com/emmaf/indanarcook.html

(sniper sent by jesus, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:51, archived)

oi you!

that's illegal!

(

Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)

yes

I wasn't actually planning to make anything, but its still fun to look at and see how easily it can all be done.

(sniper sent by jesus, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)

i agree

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Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)

as do

(MnilinM, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:55, archived)

meh

the cookbook is full of incorrect info and dangerous mistakes.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:52, archived)

i think that's what he meant by

"it solves everything"

(

robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:53, archived)

best friend tried a few things and they worked ok. (hydrogen baloon and jug bomb)

(sniper sent by jesus, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:54, archived)

some of the basic stuff is ok

but i wouldn't trust the recipes/methods for making explosives

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:55, archived)

definately not

especially after some spelling errors in the procedure for some of the highly dangerous things.

(sniper sent by jesus, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:56, archived)

i have to go now.

goodnight all.

(sniper sent by jesus, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:57, archived)

Haven't had a look

at that but I went skiing once and did my back in so I spent the rest of the day sitting on the coach chatting to the driver. He told me about a prank they used to play when he was a mechanic.

Take an oxy welder and a garden variety balloon. Set the oxy to a welding flame then stamp it out on the bench. Fill the balloon with the gas mix and tie it off.

Now take a tuft of steel wool, stick it to the balloon with tape and wire it to the starter motor. Close the bonnet.

When the hapless driver goes to start the car, the wool burns, releasing and igniting the gas which goes kaboom in a big fashion, vapourising the balloon.

He claimed it blew the bonnet clean off the car. I haven't verified the theory but why let the truth get in the way of a good story :)

(

Ratsta, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:59, archived)

Blimey!

it's like being back at junior school with bootleg copies flying around on amiga discs

/nostalgarama

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 5:01, archived)

I've heard

that it was purposefully filled with wrong recipes and stuff, just so it'll blow up in your face

(Nell_Sly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 6:40, archived)

nnnnggggg

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:46, archived)

woo!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)

mmmmmmmmmmm

nasal tendrils...
the Spores are pulsating...

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:47, archived)

remind me never to use a phone

again

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:48, archived)

never use a phone again

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)

thagt was faster than I

expected

have a chocolate button

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:49, archived)

YAY!

*carefully nibbles at the button*

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 4:50, archived)

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