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Edmund Slackbladder

(MattDP (Squiggle), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

he's got

the stone!

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

Oh the punnage

ohh, ohh, oh the punnage! Woe is me!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

I've decided to do bugger all work this afternoon.

And here's my way of celebrating. Do the hustle!

CFB
Oh dear. Stayn alive. Oops!

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Shakmaaaaa!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

That's

just, weird.

(Bytrix, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

yes

if i hadn't buggered it up in imageready the colours would have made it much more splendid.
still, we live and learn.

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Shakmaaaaa!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

twice nightly whitely

living embodiment of DUDE

(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Bloody brilliant!

:-)

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

excellent

(ivor_the_engine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)

haha

I love Richard

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

He is the almighty god

of F.U.N.K
100 of FACT

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Shakmaaaaa!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)

George obviously enjoyed the fly past

done in a rush , no apology

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Dill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

am i the only one

who thinks that looks like it's being parped from that cloud? complete with cumulus sphincter

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

I thought it looked like it was

smoking a fag

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

it's an ickle bitty plane

so there

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Dill, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)

hmm, it's a bit weak...

'Inspired' by this...
www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_839635.html?menu=news

(Idid, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

Bleurgh!

Poor little mouse.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

ewwwww

i hope thats a fresh one

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

There's nothing

like a hot steaming brew.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

well,

fresh this morning!

(Idid, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

eghhhhh

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

you know they're launching a pantyliner that smells of mince pies and pine trees?

it's a limited edition; for the christmas period only...

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

now a panty liner that smells of mince would be a lovely idea

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Masterful

that.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

please yourselves

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

Chortle.

Well done that man.

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

Argh!

That made me grin like a loon! I shall have to remember that for later re-telling!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

what about the haddock flavour range?

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Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

Lovely day...

+++MUST GET TO SHOPS+++NEED CIGARETTES+++BLEEEP+++

...for a stroll.

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Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

Yay!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

he is saying 'wow ohh wow ohh wow ohh wow'

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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

I thought that

perhaps he's pretending to be Jacko.

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

I imagine that he's making a clanking noise,

and on his way to pick up som WD40.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)

he'd be better off with some

general purpose lubricating oil.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

and who wouldn't?

(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

fantastico

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

hi cockalorum!

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mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

they're stamping down on wooyays

at PC world

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)

Wahey!

That's great

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

nice scrolling.

what's he saying? do his feet hurt or summink?

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mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

in my head

he's saying "wow".
maybe it's just me.

That pic is superior!
All hail the woo!

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Shakmaaaaa!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

Woo yay your robot fetish it working well for you

;o)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)

this visit has sooooo much shopping potential..............

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

Ha ha ha

I like that!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

hahaha

it's bound to get dull soo, but not if they are all of this hummus level. woo!

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

I can hear her saying it

in my head?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

Gonna make you squeal like a pig, bwoay...

...reeeeeeeee...reeeeeeee.

/Revolting Cocks nostalgia

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

That was one

dirty bastid of an album.
Loved it.

(Daveybaby, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

yay

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robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

mwhahaha

Mr. Bush wouldn't even have the gaddamned common courtesy to give a man a reacharound. Wouldn't one?
Woo unt yay

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Shakmaaaaa!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

hahaha

where's that from? Can't remember

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

Full Metal Jacket

(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

thanks

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

he's a fucking shithead

I've never met a steer that dumb,
or a queer who was such a bigot.

nice pic, though!

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

is that david blaine lurking in the background?

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new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

*squints*

I looks nothing like him!

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

I looks like I

I does
fair point though

(pikey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

You know,

Philip probably did say that.

woo!

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

Guess who I saw at Heathrow last night?

He must have been meeting someone

(edit: I stole the idea from radio 5)

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

Great :P

(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

Radio 5

pissed in my mind too then...

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

sigh

beaten to it again

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)

The bloke from Hot Chocolate?

(in the background...)

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Baron von Twuntenstein, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)

hmmm

Charles might like to meet him...

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blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)

I'd heard that Charles wasn't

a huge fan of bush.

...at least that's what the papers were saying for a bit.

(oneofthemany, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)

bloomin' hic..

afternoon all :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

So that's what a hiccup looks like?

cool

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

Nice.

He should go on adventures.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

hmm

were could he go :)

he'd always be defeated by water

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

Have some tablets...

*plink..plink...fizz*

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

we were talking about this big sandwich i had

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

I wish people

would leave my cock size alone...never mind the length, feel the quality.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

I read that as

quantity :)
I agree, women are sexist bastards.

(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

She: Is it at least this big?

He: no, but I've got enormous hairy kahunas. (sp)

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

am i alone inbseeing this

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

beanies make your head look like a bell-end

100% of proved by thor FACT.

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Dano, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

not anymore

!! No wonder they call me a dickhead . . .

(sad)

(not really)

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

My 2nd work ^^

Kitten x)

(Panda, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

Arrrrghh kill it !

Dont let the spider get hurt

(Goodie, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

I read the news today, oh boy.

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

that kid is really a reporter

i heard

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

well he's old enough

to meet the Daily Mirror's stringent writing standards

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

plus he

can supply his own crayons.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

And

drool

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

and thus

we come full circle to drivel. for which read Daily Mirror.

i thank you.

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

ha ha

baby sitter or nonce ?

(Tesla, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

poor jacko

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

I feel sorry for him, he may be

a scary, clown faced freak but he has had to put up with a lot of shit.

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)

I would like to add my agreement to this part of the thread.

Until such time as he is convicted of any crime.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

SAVE JACKO

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

Erm

I think I'll wait until the verdict...

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

Has he been charged with something now?

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

reports differ

common sense says that if a search warrant was granted then it's likely charges will follow...

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

Not really.

They'd have to find something would they.

If he's guilty, lock him up, but assumptions in criminal cases bug me.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

They did issue a warrant...

www.thisislondon.com/til/jsp/modules/Article/print.jsp?itemId=7741850

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Well yes,

but the issuing od a search warrant does not implicitly imply that charges will follow does it? They might well, but it doesn't pay to assume.

*edit* Should have clicked that really. Doesn't invalidate the argument though. If he's done it I hope they lock him up for a long time. */edit*

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)

typically

in the US, at least, if you issue a search warrant then there are strong pre-existing allegations. i'd agree that 'assume' is a nasty word, but from the reports coming out yesterday over here it would appear that they thought they'd be moving towards an arrest warrant shortly. there's to be a press conference mid-day PST.

according to court tv it's already been issued:
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3282773.stm

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)

See above edit.

I'm not really defending him as such, just the principle of innocent until proven guilty.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)

oh, i agree completely

but i'd already read the BBC/Court TV report when i replied to your post. i just failed to explain that. sorry.

EDIT: apparently innocent-until-proven-guilty does not apply in this country anymore, anyway. see Guantanamo Bay...

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)

What about that song he did at the Brits?

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

He's off his head, no doubt about that.

Doesn't mean he deserves to be hounded.

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

I think, compared to minor fraud or benefit cheating, that

a lot of his output is probably punishable under law somehow. As you say though, we shouldn't condemn him until he's found guilty of something. Something nno-musical, anyway.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

except

for a tendency to inappropriate contact with minors.

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

Yes, yes it does

Bring back Bedlam I say!

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)

Fair comment

BURN HIM!!!!!!!

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The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

Jacko is wrong, wrong, wrong

on so many levels.

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)

little bit of a thread waste......

but i was lookig for source pics of yoda and came across this.....

www.naboo.nu/starwars/images.htm

best page not found EVER!!!!

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

Yes.

It is pretty good.

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

Just been to

Goldfrapps website. B3tan made???

(spoonfeedme, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)

Aliens on their lunch break

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

hahaha

that's tremendous

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

to say the least

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Koogas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)

arf

love it

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

Tip-top

wooage for this pic.

(roomproject, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

That deserves a "Bwah-"

and a "ha-ha-ha-ha"

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

Great.

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

yay!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

hahaha

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rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)

he he!

fabbo!

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mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

He/She/It's

going to spill that coffee! Woo!

(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)

It's too busy listening to the latest gosp.

to really notice. Gossip mongers them aliens

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)

just plain good old-fashioned great.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)

Seal clubbing

Really sorry about the pun, but I couldn't resist.

(Sabertoothed_monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

groan

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

Seconded

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

it's

quite nicely done, though.
the flippers seem to fit right in

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

is that yours?

really?
we can find out.
through methods like, er, clubbing.

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

yes it is mine

(Sabertoothed_monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)

can i still club you?

(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

i reckon so

looks like he's just taken the background and forgot to blank out the watermark

i reckon we should give the benefit of the doubt when people haven't done such stuff before

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

For some reason I can't see it

:-(

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)

She lives for the Lithium...

(Tesla, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

Loon!

*loon alert*

(roomproject, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

Poor Heather, pesky bloody things....

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

hahahahaha

yay!
your pics have got even better since you got your promotion

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

I can spend more time skiving!

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Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

you're the

greatest!

(mixtapes, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)

my computer

was just making a little tapping noise (reading the disk, i think), and it was perfectly in time with the pecking of her leg

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)

Arf

Woo!

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

We've all gotta live somewhere

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)

My mum always told me...

stay way from women with peckers.

(spoonfeedme, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

that bush one was spooky - i did this one this morning,,,

his is better though.

"Wait a minute. This is grass. We've been eating GRASS!"

(wallaby of folk-rock, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

I don't think so.

That's a fine thing.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

Hahaha!

Top joke, but only i've you've seen/read the play :D

(roomproject, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

it works fine if you know that title and could give a broad precis of the plot.

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)

there's a tree. the end?

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robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)

i once read

the abbreviated version... read like:

Tramp 1: What are you doing?
Tramp 2: Waiting for Godot.
(Godot enters stage left)

THE END

(wallaby of folk-rock, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)

great stuff

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)

RUN, RUN LIKE THE WIND

(Clockwork, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

nishe legsh

Ms Pigeonseal

(pikey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

Indeed

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

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Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

I'm running

What now?

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butchbint, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

eat some fish

then crap on my car

(Clockwork, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)

hahaha

that's mad!

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

I am a Jedi ...

... Like my father before me

(Thewsion Unclear Power, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)

you sir, are a genius!

fact!

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

heheheheheh

It's a puppet!

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sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:04, archived)

bash it...

bash it hard!!

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

thats no puppet

looks like some kind of station....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

nice attention to detail

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

Haha

this is great

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Milkman Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:05, archived)

".....and if you cannot be turned, there is always...."

"...your sister..."

"Sue is my sister?"

.....

etc.etc.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

incest is best

a game all the family can play :)

(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

that's

fantastic
[edit] - how strange of me to forget to woo it...

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:07, archived)

Hehe Woo!

Must...resist...repost...ahhh....damn

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

now that

is quality.
scriptwriting revolutionised...

(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)

When people are afraid of you,

you can do anything...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 14:58, archived)

i don't geddit

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)

i think its the kray brothers

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lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

aaah

yes, i see.
i geddit now. durr.
ta

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atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

Indeed...

Original David Bailey photo

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)

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