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Merry Christmas a ittle early

Sowwie to the furs out there! but it had to be made to wind up a pal of mine!

(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)

that reminds me, i must watch ginger snaps tonight

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)

I watched that Saturday

twas very good even though I came up with a better ending than the actual one (will tell you after you've seen it!)

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poshpaws, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)

ive already seen it

just wanted to watch it again (bought the DVD today)

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:30, archived)

in that case

wouldn't you think it would be better if the mum had something to do with her turning into a werewolf. I thought she would be as she said it was all her fault and to their dad she said he wouldn't understand

??? Dunno. Though the end was a bit rubbish

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poshpaws, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)

does it involve the younger sister

swapping the contents of both her hands over in the last few seconds?

[edit] yours is better

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:33, archived)

That is very odd!

But woo!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)

Got your hands off my bird

she makes me do the sex wee

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)

yiffing?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:31, archived)

lol

go search for some Yiffing sites.... you will be sickand

(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:31, archived)

I think

I'd rather stay ignorant on the subject

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:33, archived)

Bacon

Wise choice! some guy told me and now i stay as far away as possable with out gnomes.

(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)

*Googles*

...

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)

erm....

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)

haha

classic

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)

Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger Bugger

well almost.. you'll also be needing these

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:25, archived)

missed it

missed it!

congratumifications

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)

Yay!

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EvS, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)

yeah i just resized the big one

and made it orange.. forgot about the text.

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)

Privatisation

and its effects on Artisans and highly trained workers

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:25, archived)

That's the type of Santa

we get around these parts.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

tip-top

as usual:)

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

didn't quite work, but i like it anyway, so here it is

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:25, archived)

argh.....

.....urgh.....ye....a...

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)

cool

but my eyes hurt now >_<

(ethorad, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:28, archived)

Yay

let's recurse

(cattleprod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)

like we did last summer

(ethorad, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:28, archived)

mmm.....

...mirrors

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:31, archived)

Ooh

that's evil

(cattleprod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)

looks like

it zooms in, then out agian

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:28, archived)

We don't know if it's to attract humans or if he's a show-off

(Wire, brush and dental, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:23, archived)

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)

shit eh?

i should've known but i thought what the watermelon and posted it anyway

(Wire, brush and dental, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:30, archived)

The Smile Of A Parrott

(J R Hartley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:21, archived)

I promise not to ask again

Isketch anyone?

www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:24, archived)

it's a special SONG NAME

edition

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)

i'd love to ...

...but am stuck at work :( ..and it seems to dislike me connecting to isketch
...and no photoshop here either (work really is hell)

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Xkimo was at work on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:31, archived)

not all huge animals are nasty

(tone loc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)

I'm liking this

and I may recommend it to the space pope

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:21, archived)

he's pretty spiffy as well

yay

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:22, archived)

ARGH! WELWYN GARDEN CITY

i think

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:23, archived)

indeed it is that fine place

you don't see enough of it on t'internet

(tone loc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:25, archived)

much nicer than harlow

or watford

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)

only been to harlow once

and watford a bit more, but definitely nicer than harlow.

I might try and do some more herts based stuff now I know someone might recognize it

(tone loc, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

Stars

All the happy like to say "we're all made of star dust"
But what the hell does that mean, I bet star dust never got stuck in a dead end job with no hope of escape, its greatest worry is whether or not to fuse with another bit of star dust or not, its pitiful. So basically we're not all stars and we never will be, deal.

(So_Sick_With_T, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)

why is it in a challenge?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)

how old

was that hands owner?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:29, archived)

I don't know

34?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)

No,

it's your turn to deal.

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HappyBadger, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:21, archived)

You don't say.

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:22, archived)

ha ha ALISTAIR that answerphone message on your site is

COOL :) made me laugh

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:23, archived)

there is a follow up one but it is really tragic..

she's phoning up for her back pay so she doesn't get evicted. I didn't have the heart to post it.

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:27, archived)

aw :( that's sad.

so she phoned the wrong person then :(

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

because in the beginning there was the big bang

after that came stars. in stars hydrogen undergoes fusion into helium (and produces vast amounts of EM radiation etc etc). if the star is big enough eventually this helium will start to fuse etc, and then the products of that will fuse until iron is produced. when this happens the star blows up. the stuff from this explosion goes on to make planets (and incidentally other stars), including earth. hence all the materials on earth, and all the life that subsequently evolved from this is quite literally made from what was once stars - hence star dust.

duh...

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jme, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:23, archived)

In the beginning there was nothing...

which exploded

/pratchett

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:25, archived)

one of the best lines

of all time, ever.

edit - along with the footnote of something along the lines of "...erotica*... *Nothing kinky mind. It's the difference between using a feather and using the whole chicken"...classic :)

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jme, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)

COCK OFF YOU IGNORANT CÚNT

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:23, archived)

stick it up your arse!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:24, archived)

thanks, i knew i was forgetting to say something

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)

glad to be of service

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:28, archived)

The railway station? Why certainly...

Down the High Street, left at the lights and it's right in front of you.

I'll even pay for your ticket if you promise to bugger off.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:24, archived)

I thought this thread

Needed some fluffiness....

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)

yay for long exposure shots

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:33, archived)

Someone told him about the thaw...

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mikeyyy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:12, archived)

:D WOoooooooooooooooooooo

tj: (soooorry)
isketch, anyone?

www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:14, archived)

under construction apparently

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:16, archived)

isketch.com is under construction

you want isketch.net

(Cheril, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)

sorted

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)

all I did was click the link

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:18, archived)

I think he meant

http:/www.isketch.net

How's you Rox?

(Fellmeister, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)

I'm fine thank you

bit of a sore head but I had a job interview yesterday so employment might be on the horizon.
How's yourself?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:21, archived)

heh heh heh

enter it in the challenge

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:15, archived)

could that be

a comp entry? I would . . .(enter it) . . . (but not enter it)

oh my dirty mind

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:16, archived)

the concept of snowmen is a bit racist

isnt it?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)

I would love to hear

how

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:19, archived)

Spongs within spongs within spongs

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)

Animate!

And make me feel sick with a recursive!

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)

Would you

recurgitate?

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)

I can't be bothered.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:15, archived)

Here you go.

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Hoagie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)

ok now you need to animate

the eyes with the eyes :)

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Lord_Munkee, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:21, archived)

AARGH!!

You just reminded me of the OTHER reason I didn't animate it!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:21, archived)

Can anyone give it the tile test?

Talking to myself.

Not that that's unusual.

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Hoagie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:23, archived)

doesn't quite work

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:26, archived)

spong

spong
spong

(moose monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)

oh dear

im glad they are still.

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)

A squirrel on a flying skateboard

What more can I say.

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Hoagie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)

...on a blue background?

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)

not a cloud in the sky.

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Hoagie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)

can't

be in britain then

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DonnChadh, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:06, archived)

unless it's in the middle of winter

when it can be clear and still bloody cold.

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Hoagie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)

In the home dressing room

at Manchester City

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:07, archived)

Waiting for ILM to do all the hard work?

You and George Lucas...

(Fellmeister, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:11, archived)

Flying Squirrel

(as in the SSX tricky snowboarding move)

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:07, archived)

(moose monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)

I want to know

Where Hes off to, is he delivering nuts?

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Devious ...what?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:09, archived)

Possibly

but only one at a time by the look of him.

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Hoagie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)

Yes

very inefficient those squirrels...

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Devious ...what?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:13, archived)

as promised yesterday

Mona Lisa

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:54, archived)

hehehe yay!

I thought you were ignoring me

woooo!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:07, archived)

nah...it's just

I haven't been at all well for the last 24 hours

Wheeze
Cough
Groan

but feeling better now (mmmm...prescription drugs...)

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:23, archived)

guess who. . .

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:53, archived)

you should alter the package on the left to "kleenex"

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edovan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:55, archived)

If it's that big

pampers might be appropriate anyway.

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:56, archived)

good point

maybe even a towel?

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edovan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)

Is it just me

or does that package actually say 'parp'?

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)

parp. . . haha

but nobody "got it" yet :(

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)

i saw that too

i think that that b3di-bastard* edited it afterwards as I didn't see it first even though i looked.

*in a good way :)

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edovan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)

definitely

looks that way.

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Hoagie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)

awww

ain't it cute!

(moose monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:58, archived)

Erm...

Click here for a site of equal obscurity, give or take a few obscuritrons

(Psythor, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:51, archived)

i like rise

i thought ian lee was fantastic on it

(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:52, archived)

redex

for me

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:52, archived)

RE: Room mates and Socks

....speaking of socks. Once while I was couch surfing ( I believe it was after I lived at the beach for a week, in Santa Barbara) I went to a pals house, washed my socks in his sink and then attempted to dry them in his microwave. haha - is that bad? haa u should have seen his face... poor adam

(LAZYJJR, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:47, archived)

asdasdadasdasxasdasdsadadsassadassadasdasdasdasdasdasddsa

asda

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)

Ahhhh

the ignore button gets dusted off again

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:49, archived)

asdfsadf

dffddaaasdg

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:50, archived)

smelly

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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)

Like totally dude

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:49, archived)

...

speaking of cockmonkeys.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:49, archived)

er...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:52, archived)

I snortled at that.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:00, archived)

haha!

(Cheril, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:04, archived)

Wankbladder

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:57, archived)

STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE

YOU THREADWASTING CUNT!

baz, i hope that made you proud...

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:57, archived)

Lurk, lurk, lurk and then this?

(Cheril, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)

in space no-one can hear you eat.

(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:47, archived)

couldnt think of a good thing for him to say

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bluntman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:45, archived)

Congratulations,

you're George Lucas.

edit: sorry, that's a bit harsh.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)

"ming vases come frome the orient"

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:47, archived)

the Hollywood sfw equivalent is

Melon farmer!

(lip syncs quite well)

('tin'tintin, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:47, archived)

muddy funster

if you work for the BBC

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)

Fun

you!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:49, archived)

mother freaker

on the aeroplane version

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:17, archived)

anyone for a bandwagon?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:50, archived)

He wasn't buddhist.. but that wasn't going to stop him.

Last one I promise. See his recently deceased mates here
and see them all together in this motion picture extravaganza

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:45, archived)

poor fella

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Laini, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)

Compo,

surely?

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)

but of course

ahem...

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:47, archived)

woo!

challenge?

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)

didnt

wasnt

(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)

all valid points

well made

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)

aw that is lovely

you are fab!

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:58, archived)

rah!

I havnt been around and so havnt caught these. rock on man!

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Alfie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)

cheers

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:05, archived)

Why would a Buddhist set themselves alight?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)

as a protest against war

i.e. in vietnam
edit : You know the rage against the machine cover
news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1525000/images/_1527055_protest1963_150ap.jpg
(not nice)

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:02, archived)

why are there so many

line drawing pics?

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:07, archived)

CADmashing.. my own invention

(i'm an architect, it's easier to pretent to be working when using CAD rather than photoshop)

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:08, archived)

they are cool i like them :)

bida bida bida bida bid bid bid (sorry just recieved a text)

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)

I love your profile

you have all the stuff about your server set-up and your three webpages.. then your fp image is a red-ex... nicely ironic

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:10, archived)

the only place i have the fp pic

is now in my brain :)

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:11, archived)

when badgers attack........

(Ap0calypse, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:44, archived)

Something about their expressions

suggests that the other paw may well be up to no good.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:44, archived)

(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:45, archived)

that's really

rather good

have a p roast

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lord bofingham, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:01, archived)

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