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# How'd he do that then ?


Bedtime . . Night all
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:17, archived)
# fanny magic
(vork and burlap, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:18, archived)
# David Seaman's
fab innee :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:21, archived)
# gotta get me some of THIS!


Yep, santa got me no hummus for xmas :-/
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# arf!

edit - Is that Mr Cunningham out of Happy Days?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:07, archived)
# it certainly seems that way
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:12, archived)
# It is indeed Tom Bosley.
I originally wanted Bosley from Charlie's Angels but I couldn't be arsed to find the fucker :)

*edit* ah, bugger. here he is!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:17, archived)
# Hehe
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Sod that
Just iron the wrinkles out.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Interesting* that boswellocks
is the same stuff they make botox out of, apparently.

*may not be interesting
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# with a big frying pan
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway
I'm going to take a monster swig of cough medicine, and then go to bed, where I'll spend the entire night trying to cough up a lung anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:12, archived)
# BTDTGTTS
In true witchy fashion I got really ill on xmas day and it's just clearing up now.

Great.

nn!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:13, archived)
# oooh can i have it
when it emerges?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:14, archived)
# arf yay
not even a small amount
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:09, archived)
# I go bed now.
Night night chillbeans.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:11, archived)
# hehe
I could use a fuckwit detector

I'm going to post this here

because it doesn't deserve it's own thread.
I'm getting lazy.
must sleep.
night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:11, archived)
# there's a creature lurking in the pipe
I can see it's eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:12, archived)
# and theirs a robot behind the fountain too
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:14, archived)
# can i have some
of whatever it is you've been drinking/taking/smoking please?

thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:16, archived)
# *arfs into wine*
I nearly spat quality alkyhole on me keyboard then :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:12, archived)
# mmmm
wine
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:13, archived)
# hahahah
pisstastic
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:12, archived)
# heh heh
very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:18, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:11, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:12, archived)
# luck dooks


camera phones are rather good
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:07, archived)
# heh heh
very uh huh
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# so are we allowing unshopped posts now?
oh well - be back in a sec with my contribution

edit:

was laughing too much to hold the camera steady.

edit edit:
forgot /puerile
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:07, archived)
# hahaha
nice contribution

I really need to get a picture of the best handjobs in town
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:16, archived)
# yay!
i love silly real life things.

I found this in a Croatian supermarket.
And if you're really up for taking the piss, heres a great pic of me and my mates in the Zagreb youth hostel ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:20, archived)
# And a swan too
You really do spoil us...
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:07, archived)
# indeed I spoil all my friends
honest
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# ducks?
in the north east?!

impossible i say!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# nay thay be on my local
pond type body of water
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:09, archived)
# LIES!
LIES!

there is no water round here!
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# except in your bath
that's when the duck do the duck parade
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:12, archived)
# hells - I thought
you gyetsid lot had eaten all the ducks on your side of the river :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:15, archived)
# shhhh, don't tell
everyone, they are good eatin
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:17, archived)
# you're
quackers! etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:19, archived)
# Classic Paint Eprost

it's an evil weevil
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# related to mr. knieval?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# 13th cousin
4 times removed and once returned on his mother's left hand side
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# yay!
I want to see Weevil Knievel! Probably a bindun, but I want to see it anyway!

edit - urk, you're pissing on my mind!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Sure you wouldn't rather see a Cotton Boll Weevil (or is it a Black Oak Acorn Weevil?)
Someone posted this yesterday:

www.photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=2020196&size=sm
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# yes I rather like that!
Which is why I posted it.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# I had an inkling feeling
that it was you that posted it in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# heh
I wasn't sure if that was the joke!

edit - front on, I think it might be recognisable from the band in the Mos Eisley Cantina in Star Wars.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# oooh look a ferral Prat!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:59, archived)
# so what did you change?
aren't pigeons basically rats with wings anyway?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# now he has no beak
so he'll be outcast, all the other pigeons will call him names and not allow him to join in any pigeon games.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# aaah pigeons
are lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# well
pat or rigeon in the pedantic stylee.

all three look good though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# goddamn you pedant!
if i had called it a pat you would have suggested a Prat! damn you with cheese on!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# melted cheese?
I like melted cheese.

I also like the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# really?
i like zepelins
what a coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:09, archived)
# would have clicky bigger but lycos has
gayed me about and i had to msn myself up a group lighting speed stylee!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# need more input!


click for bigger, thankings for the fp!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# wouldn't you
like to be a pepper too?

He he he... the 80's
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Johnny 5!
(Hobbes, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
The hummus is on fire tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# hey Lazer lips!
your mother was a snowblower!


woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# ho ho ho
little boy
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Many
fragments!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# stephaneeeeeeeee!
no dissasemble!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# hahahah
"no dissasemble!"
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Beagle 5?
ho hum - millions down the drain. no worries guys.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Only 5 million.
Cheaper than the 500million the Americans spent on their 2 probes.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# only?
It gives me no satisfaction to think we are 1% as dumb as americans*

*may contain traces of joke

seriously: I am all for beagle - it's improved the standard and breadth of research in universities across britain if nothing else...
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# A meal in a can!
(Pseudopath, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 2:03, archived)
# I think she's a bit shy . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# whi do i think
of that moment on empire strikes back wen the millennium falcon lands in a big monster
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# She's got no nose!
*waits for it*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! ozmospanky, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# all over the vicar
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:59, archived)
# how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# gambia!



no, hold on...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# how does she smell?
she's got a machine on her neck that works it all out
(I helped save b3ta! hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaargh!
It's Daniella Westbrook!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# i would
shes hotski to trotski.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# me2
(blind corner, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Oh leave him alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Seconded.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# 3rded
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# 4rthyed
or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# pented
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# hexed
erm.. hang on..
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# avast!
thar be witches abroad!


Better than em bein in this country though, i spose
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# Bloomin'
smashing that!
(Dr Frank, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# looks more like
a crunch

to me anyway

.
(emptyspace, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# hahahahehe
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# i think i've just felt what love feels like
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Totally
fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# brilliant
!
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# wibbly wobbly
spongtastic
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# WOOOO

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# gaaaaaaaaah!
*fetches salt*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# wow!
that's a truly marvellous thing!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Yay
& woo

Luvely :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# hahaha!
smashing... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:59, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# fabulatastic!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# That's a bit good.
That is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Zuperkool!
Woo to the Max(Spielmann)
(I helped save b3ta! BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# brilliant, superb, genius
wonderful.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:08, archived)
# that's
not an arse at all, that's fab that is!
(teasus likes tea, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 12:52, archived)
# Tally ho, Chaps!
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# I hate that cunting advert.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# i was planning to turn the arrows at the start of dad's army
into an asteroids type game. should i make it?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Do it!
Do it hard...
(Dr Frank, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# You will become a God among Men if you did that
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# i know what i'm doing
at work on wednesday!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:59, archived)
# hahahaha
oh yay indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Sorry Matsimpsk...
...to hack your image - but I reckon a punk grrrl Reagan - may have got another term in office


inspired by www.b3ta.com/board/2581329
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ambiguous, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Why does tartan count as punk?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# this skirt is...
...of the bondage variety...hence punk :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ambiguous, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Some punks wore tartan in the 70s
to mock Bay City Rollers fans. A quarter of a century later, some kids who want to "be Punk" think that wearing tartan makes them punks.

Or something.
(Astatine, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# I have a very similar pair of bondage trousers -
which haven't seen the light of day for some time!!!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ambiguous, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Ah, I didn't know that.
Ta.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# *snurt*
and awooga
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# erm...wheelsparrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Nature always finds a way.
I'm off now - ta ra!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha!
In notchness, it reaches the top!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:50, archived)
# sorry to tj, as it's not normally something i do

but anyone else who's watching the stallone film on telly: rutger hauer's plastic surgery has basically consisted of having a shave, no?
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Stallone looks funny with a beard.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# he looked better in a dress

and a beard
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# im watching shattered LIVE oooooh!
and being pissed of with lycos cos i have shopped my first image in days and i cant upload it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr-Von-Goosewing - abort/retry/fail, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# *snort*
erm.. yes.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:50, archived)
# has anyone ever read His Dark Materials?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Quite a lot of people,
as it's one of the best selling children's book series.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# did you find those beasts
with wheels a tad odd?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Yup, great books
Going to see the play next month
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# there's a play?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Great punnage
Love the arm connecting the wheel especially
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# haha!
puntastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# oh dearie me.
But woo, too!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# marvel
arse!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PEAROAST!

This lad tiles too!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:43, archived)
#
how pythonesque. If only the strange claw elongated across the screen it would be very pythonesque.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Sorry...Pythonesque?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# If there ever was one single piece of British culture
that would deserve to survive the next millennia, it would be Monty Python. A shame that the young people of today seem to forget about it already!
(Says me, who isn't even remotely British, and a fucking lurker as well)
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:47, archived)
# i like to think i am still relatively young
and i most certainly haven't forgotten about the gods who are python
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:49, archived)
# John Cleese... JC
...hmmm
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# hmmm you sir have a valid point there
Albatross?
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# what flavour is it?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Strawberry
of course
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Are you the People's Front of Judea?
Fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# nope, Judaean Front of People here
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# I put it to you
that you are dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I'm certainly
neither a part of British culture nor am I to survive the next millennia.

Edit: and trying to avoid reciting the obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# No. 4...
*ducks as somebody else tries to slap him in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# The Larch
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# No. 4
(Idid, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Or like The Demented Cartoon Movie
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:46, archived)
# zeeky booky doog
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:48, archived)
# [INSERT NUCLEAR DETONATION HERE]
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# as you wish
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# blargh!
i forgot what game that guy is from!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Chrono Trigger
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# i was going to say that, as he looks very square-esque, but i forgot the name of the game
and would have probably said something like one of the final fantasy games... which wouldn't have really been that far off at all...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# yay!
and woo to piggies!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# I don't feel like enough of a geek.
I've never been addicted to an MMORPG, I know only basic HTML and no other programming languages, I don't even have an IRC programme installed and I've been developing a social life.

I think I might buy a 4 inch thick book about unix.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:47, archived)
# pah books
get with the programme daddy oh
/sluprs jolt cola snorts mountain dew, foams at the mouth collapses in a burst of acne
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:49, archived)
# wobbly
table, eh?

;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Final Fantasy XI
The only MMORPG you'll ever need - when I get back to England, that's it, end of my life*
(until I save up enough to leave again ;)

* assuming I don't get married and settle down in the next 3 months ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:52, archived)
# are you in an internet cafe in Krakow
next to a girl with massive knockers?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# for a $9.95
I can be register now for free paris hilton clips
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# *looks around*

no he isn't
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# *sigh*
*looks whistfully into the distance*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# no,
i'm in my mums living room, with a mum with massive knockers. however, I'm off to london/cambridge tomorrow, and paris on the 8th. Soooper.
Sadly the bird in Krakow has met someone else. How fleeting love is* ;)

incidently, i've managed to pull 3 girls from Serbia whilst I've been in England for 2 weeks, and only 1 while I was there for 2 months - how does that work eh?

* punches shit out of nearest wall in love induced agony ;)


(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# ah!
you never cease to amaze me.
we all miss you at bashes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# hmmm
do you, do you really miss me?
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# they are marginally less pissed
now! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# sounds boring ;)
we got arrested in Serbia for a 20 hour drinking session which culminated in me passing out on the heater in a dodgy old mans whisky cabin and smashing it to bits.

After we spent 2 hours asking people in the street where we can purchase oranges, that tasted like lemons.
Seemed like a good idea at the time...

And I have about a billion other stories for the next bash, so you can get the beers in, in advance ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:05, archived)
# see you there!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# well
it'll be about may time - coincidently my birthday... hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:10, archived)
# wow
you have some lovely pictures there!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:22, archived)
# cheers
when I get plently of time, I'll split up the boring 'heres a cathedral' etc, bollocks into the 'heres me in a coma on the floor' photos.

sigh. i will be sad...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:24, archived)
# The ones in Serbia weren't trying to get married
so that they won't get deported.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:04, archived)
# no, they want to see me when I get back...
I have no idea how they got my number.

maybe they just have great taste ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:06, archived)
# I don't have a conputer that could run it,
and am unlikely to aquire one for about 8 months. Around that time, Middle earth online will be released, so I may hold out for that.
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# no,
cos FFXI will be release in Europe around then. So not only do you get to play with me on-line, you get to errrr... umm.

Well, you get to play with me.

lucky old you.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Oooh, I could do.
But only if I can be a monk, and insult everyone.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:01, archived)
# you can do that in real life.
the monks round my way need a good kicking.
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:02, archived)
# That is what I do in real life.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:03, archived)
# i used to play ultima online

making arrows for weeks on end has never been so much fun
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# i bought a big book on learning flash actionscript

haven't touched it
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# I don't think I have any huge books I've never read.,
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# the only books i've read
are the ones they made me read at school
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:57, archived)
# I got four books for Christmas.
I finished the last one 3 days ago. I've now moved onto the ones given to my dad by people.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:00, archived)
# oinky oinky!
yaaay
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:48, archived)
# yay
www.b3ta.com/board/2569743
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:49, archived)
# J2 Productions brings you...
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:41, archived)
# how queer
good evening one and all
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:42, archived)
# evenin'
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:43, archived)
# *doffs cap*

(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Hurrah!
Another classic of our times! But it's just not the same without the old style :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:42, archived)
# what old style?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:43, archived)
# The Hopkins etc being done in paint
There's some amazingly impressive artwork on b3ta, but sometimes it's great to see something simple like that can still be hillarious
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:48, archived)
# hmmm
lesser spotted hopkinses, bob, burt, and more will be back shortly after the saga xmas break.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:49, archived)
# that needs some music.
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:43, archived)
# Evening.
Have you been drinking toilet duck again?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:43, archived)
# mmmmmm
toilet duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:44, archived)
# spammer
shoving rathergood in our faces is it? IS IT? oh, it isn't. sorry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:44, archived)
# hheheh
grreat!

woot.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:44, archived)
# I'm looking forward to the rest of the series already!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:44, archived)
# are you going to accept that you're a fucking loon yet,
or are you going to deny it again?
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:44, archived)
# eh eh ehhhhhhhhh!

no, anne.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# could you call me back in a bit?
i'm a little busy
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:46, archived)
#

*rubs sandwiches onto window*
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:47, archived)
# oh look, she's
made you a painting.

don't touch the middle bit
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Who's anne?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:48, archived)
# thats
fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# heh heh!
what a crasy guy that tony is!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:54, archived)
# he leads the
crasy way of life..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:59, archived)
# OK, weird and random
Made this a little while ago. It's weird, some feedback would be nice...
Click here!
(bitdifferent, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:37, archived)
# cheapo fool on
dialup with pipex! hahahah

/dsl pipex customer ;)

edit: reminds me of jason and the argonauts for some reason ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:38, archived)
# that's two of us!
yay for dsl!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Actually...
I am on Pipex DSL too. Not sure why the URL comes up as dial though...
(bitdifferent, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:39, archived)
# mine does
depending how you link it too
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# hmm - don't you enter the path directly to your webspace
- or do you let pipex gubbins work something out?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:42, archived)
# well, my brother is using our pipex webspace,
look:
www.aoza48.dsl.pipex.com/martin

becomes

dialspace.dial.pipex.com/town/pipexdsl/o/aoza48/martin/

and you can have a good laugh at my brother
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:44, archived)
# hmmm
here's mine
www.aocb28.dsl.pipex.com/
which changes into
www.aocb28.dsl.pipex.com/

hmm...

oh yes, and your brother? hahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:47, archived)
# scarily enough
his girlfriend is fit.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:50, archived)
# which one are you?
David or Graham?

also: he fancies Maggie Thatcher? Oh, dear lord. Now I know I'm old.

count yourself lucky to have brothers. 3 sisters here. christ they fucked me up.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Graham.
the fact he has named family in the site now scares me...

*opens dreamweaver*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:56, archived)
# If I were you
I'd open a can of what our american cousins charmingly refer to as: whoop - arse
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Have you noticed your
DSL only runs at 56k?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# I had that
And now I have AOL, so think yourself lucky

EDIT: Where are my manners? That animation's excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:41, archived)
#
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:42, archived)
# AN AOLer
burn, kill the tainted one!

/thinks himself lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:43, archived)
# I've been using it for years
And it's actually managed to get worse. The only good point of it was that it had easy to find TV listings, but now they're hidden deep within shoddy menus. They couldn't make a worse browser if they tried.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:46, archived)
# random?
I think some people here would argue with you about that.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:39, archived)
# that is
fucking ace......

should win an award.....
(mysticmurray, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Sarcasm...?
How I love it. Or are you actually being serious?!
(bitdifferent, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# I'd give it an award for sure
but that's why I'm not in charge of any award giving....
it's top bombing though....definitely something for me to aspire to...
(mysticmurray, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:43, archived)
# marvelarse
why do some web pages just keep arsing up my computer? grr, it boils my piss.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# I bet that smells nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:42, archived)
# you might be suprised to find out that
yes, yes it does.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:44, archived)
# time on your hands?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Well...
one of the joys of being a student
(bitdifferent, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:41, archived)
# it's ace!
i shall have to much about with my camera
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:43, archived)
# What a moving tale.
*wipes tear from eye*
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# hahaha
"Suck my beard" rocked.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:41, archived)
# How very odd
And if you listen to Monster Island by the Voodoo Trombone Quartet, it's great backing music for it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:41, archived)
# splendid stuff
but I reckon all the speech bubbles are on screen for too short a time - a good rule of thumb is to make them display for the length of time it takes to say their contents, otherwise it all whizzes by a bit too quick.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Why does Avenging Mouse
have a back brace? Injured in the line of duty?
(greypelt, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Back brace...
well, let's say it was due to technical difficulties. The fat bastard can't stay upright without one...
(bitdifferent, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:46, archived)
# hello!
I sent off my CV today and should get application forms from the RNABC sometime soon... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:47, archived)
# For God's sake Francis...
...pack it in!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Ambiguous, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:34, archived)
# nice
legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Brilliant!
I thought the Quo would never be funny and original again. I was wrong. And how.
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:36, archived)
# The
quo are the very essence of originality.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Arf!
They're all bloody at it!

(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:36, archived)
# he
dont remember having that pic taken...but then he dont remember anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:37, archived)
# hahaha
ohhh, ronnie.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# haha!
what's the blonde one playing with under that ugly blue jacket anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:38, archived)
# our lives
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:40, archived)
# finally....
someone to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:41, archived)
# me? or mr. parfett?
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Arf
und titter.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 0:07, archived)
# I drew this too


woo

yay
/sarcasm


Continue about your buisness now.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:32, archived)
# ahhh
self-ventriloquism
(mysticmurray, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:33, archived)
# man
there is a lot of flexin' gwan on tonight. wizzle to the yizzle my nizzle
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:34, archived)
# I knew that was yours before i saw who posted it
which is a good thing.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:34, archived)
# yay!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# yay!
quality :)
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# whee i like your drawings stuff

tis always a good thing
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:36, archived)
# that's rather good you know.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:47, archived)
# woo!
that's very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:55, archived)
# George moves!

He should tile too...
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:31, archived)
# i'm moved. that am loverly.
TJ: can anyone see this webpage? its some uni work i have to do and want to see if y'all like it:

scomgl.uh-shells.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:33, archived)
# looks
like a webpage to me..works okay dokey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:34, archived)
# I see it...
something about techfeed
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:34, archived)
# good.
i was uploading it 'blind' at uni, stupid sun machines.

ta, all.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# try
this

edit: it's lovely! full screen this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Ye Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:37, archived)
# it should?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# clicky above for full effect
gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Ahh it does!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Blimey, he does too. Nice one.
(Astatine, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Oi !
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:30, archived)
# No wonder
he can't find a mate.
(Just recline and let me service you, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:32, archived)
# jeebus!
whatever it is, i didn't do it

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# China bows to pressure,
adopts alternative approach to civet cat menace.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:29, archived)
# poor things
they should just give them their very own island.

and they could infect the rest of the native wild life. and breed and become mutant civet cats of dooooom.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:30, archived)
# there should be an island for b3tans
a bar on every corner
a pub at every junction
an off licence at every bus stop

it'd be fucking cool, i tells you
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:32, archived)
# can i live in your brain?
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Come on in
some of us already are.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# whoopee!
*gets scalpel*
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:37, archived)
# oi - no pushing
at the back!

And watch me wine - took me ages to decant it in through 'is lug'ole!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:45, archived)
# yuss

plenty of room
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:37, archived)
# A dole office in every street?
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:35, archived)
# nope, with free beer
and fish n chips growing on trees, we won't need money
(vork and burlap, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Hooray!
(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:38, archived)
# They should carry round bags of roses
If it works for the plauge it'll cure this. The disease that a total of 3 people (probably) have ever caught in the history of the world.
Ooooh, hadn't seen the roman numerals for this year, looks a lot better than MMIII
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:34, archived)
# ...play it, Opa!
 


no offence to your family, sir guinhill, if yer out thar.. 'tis a tribute, says I...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:27, archived)
# WANK IT
...wank it hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:27, archived)
# yay!
I thought it was Mystery Bob's ukulele man to begin with!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:28, archived)
# i did too
it is woo though :)
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:28, archived)
# At first
I thought it was another Joey picture, then the ukulele man.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:30, archived)
# heh
well, it's his hands and ukelele.

and sir guinhill's dead grandfather.

yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:31, archived)
# this one,
on the other hand,



just sort of happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 5 Jan 2004, 23:39, archived)

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