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# Finally! Happy Valentines everyone
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Is that. . .
A Very Goatse Valentine?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:29, archived)
# Looks like a slightly tweaked version of BoyT's kiddie pic
wot got printed in the paper
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:34, archived)
# I think so
look at the dip in the top of the heart. bit of bad cloning there by the looks of it.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Someone
had to

didn't they....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:29, archived)
# Awww. Isn't that
EEEPS

horrid!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:29, archived)
# aaah..
...lovely.
*refuses to see that which is implied.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:30, archived)
# truely a hallmark moment
If only you added some text to go along with that. "thinking of you" or some similar line.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:42, archived)
# "Key to the soul"

Just did this out of my head, turned out quite nice
click 4 biggie!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:17, archived)
# That am very woo
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:18, archived)
# very intriguing
woo
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:19, archived)
# ooh...
textural.
I like.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:27, archived)
# I really
Like that.
Double plus Woo!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] up in this motherfucker
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:14, archived)
# Slam dunk da funk



Woo yay!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Stop



















Hammer time
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Stop
























no, really. just stop.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:20, archived)
# I am, of course,
kidding.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:21, archived)
# Da nananana
etc...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:21, archived)
# Dooo dada do
dumdum dedo dum dum de do
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:21, archived)
# You realise
I'm going to see dancing Stallones in my sleep now

...and I'm going to blame you..................
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:31, archived)
# Could be worse
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:31, archived)
# OH dear GOD no
I'll NEVER fall asleep now...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:38, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha classic
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:49, archived)
# *screams*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:58, archived)
# HAAAHAAAA
Bet he's hung like a mothafucka
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:27, archived)
# Michelle McManus' Darkspace


Wanted to post this earlier, re: Rick Waller's darkspace, but damned ftp wasn't working....
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:13, archived)
# I wouldn't
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:22, archived)
# No
Not a good idea!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:24, archived)
# Go on, you know you wanna
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:27, archived)
# AAAAARGH!!!!
MY EYES!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:31, archived)
# That is hideous, hideous
And right before teatime too!
Just as well I'm working late!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:32, archived)
# I don't really know why - boredom, lack of hummus, space invaders invading my brain -
however, the Devil really does love the ducks

And not a single image pinched from anywhere as it's all my own photography
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Nice thought bubbles
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Next year at school
everybody gets a laptop on the wireless network, I know what mines gonna be used for :D
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:14, archived)
# Haha - they will probably have a b3tablocker
;)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Best not
They've got one of the fleshtones filters, but it doesn't do black or asian flesh, or disney porn
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Black/Asian Disney porn?
That's a bizarre set of images rushing through my mind.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Aladin?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:20, archived)
# "Opensesame street"
Oh sorry that's Ali Babi and the 40 thieves
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:21, archived)
# Didn't that have loads of kiddies in it?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:22, archived)
# I've no idea *shrugs*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:24, archived)
# nah, the security software won't let you in
they have a policy to block everything that isn't full pages of information

The Official panda site? No, those pictures are too entertaining. Eating bamboo? That's not educational!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:18, archived)
# long day syndrome maybe
but this is really making me chuckle!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:15, archived)
# good use of own images
... Woo
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:15, archived)
# Illustrated English #5

(as requested)

All "Illustrated English" pix can be found here
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:06, archived)
# ugh!
pun-tatoes
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:09, archived)
# Groan-riffic!
I'll have four pounds of Van Dykes, Mr Greengrocer.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Dictators.
A fetish.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:12, archived)
# Argh.
Although I love terrible puns, I, um, oh all right, I like that one too. Woo! and Groan!

As an aside, was farting about on the epileptic dolphin pillfest site and found this. I have no idea what it means, but I think it's rather lovely.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:14, archived)
# argh
press three and it randomly orgasms?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:17, archived)
# it's all fake.
they're germans!

but I do love this
www.mausland.de/influenza.html
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:19, archived)
# !
that's fantastic. They're clearly some kind of insane genius type persons.

Did you see the samba-click the maracas thing? Even _more_ fit-starting than the dolphin thing, if you ask me.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:28, archived)
# sorry Thor

son of Odin.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:01, archived)
# see,
he's pulling a rabbit out of a hat but it's dead.
because he doesn't know you have to feed living things.
or he ate it's brain.
or something.
ah, ferget it.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:17, archived)
# Yes I get it
Poor little chap
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:20, archived)
# Not for the faint of hart

Easter is getign closer - how do you eat yours?!!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:01, archived)
# er
not sane for work?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Grumble, grumble.
huzznfussnnotsafeforworkngrzzn.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:11, archived)
# kids are back from school i see
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:03, archived)
# Seamless
I really have the urge for a cream egg now
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:03, archived)
# Really is Seamless
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:05, archived)
# I hate you
because that silly tripe is amusing me!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:04, archived)
# oh dear
a member for 12 minutes and 39 seconds and already in at the depraved end ;¬)

/edit at least we know how he eats his, who provides your errrr spoon?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:04, archived)
# hahahaha
Reminds me of the Move your feet video from Junior senior
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:19, archived)
# I hear Patrick Moore's made a right tit out of himself again.

Click. NSFW by a knat's chuff.

Which is like a gnat, but has a smaller chuff. I'll stop editing now.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:59, archived)
# Woo!
Made me jump.
I'd say it's SFW but then I'm not at work so feel free to ignore me.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:02, archived)
# rule of thumb for NSFW is
if it looks like porn from a boss-distance away, it's NSFW.
even if it's a clever illusion, or technically just a bunny in a tree.

conversely, if a boss or colleague has to really come up and study the image for awhile before he sees the naughty bits, then it technically is SFW.

edit: in other words this image is NSFW.

it's lovely though.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:05, archived)
# a little
NSFW - but cool
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Patrick Moore makes me chuckle
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:27, archived)
# OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

Inspierd by the fact that I can't spell and a sktch I did in my rough book at school
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:56, archived)
# uh oh
redex for me

edit: poor spelling also
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:57, archived)
# I see the mighty
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:57, archived)
# me too
boo hoo
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:00, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH2
the mighty Bjaisus?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:03, archived)
# http://www.freewebs.com/nick999/MINE.gif
copied and pasted into the address bar works, so it's a remote linking denial!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:08, archived)
# not very good anyway
pfft
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:12, archived)
# I think I'll TJ a redex then
I was just looking for a pic on google and wandered upon this site.
www.cafeshops.com/labrat

If it's a gc, apologies. I just thought it was odd.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:10, archived)
# sorry if I am being a thicky
but what's a gc?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:12, archived)
# glass cock
..
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:13, archived)
# Glass
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:51, archived)
# that's very very clever
it's a mirror right?
how'd you do it?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:52, archived)
# that is quite nice
but then again if it wasn't shopped it could just be glass
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:56, archived)
# I think...
that the one on the left has been painted over. But I'm not quite sure....

Triple woo regardless I think...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:57, archived)
# by colouring
in the near kitty?

(ps: quite woo, btw)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:58, archived)
# what they said up there ^
:)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:00, archived)
# 2p on the black and white one...
hmm wait no
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:53, archived)
# And for round two
on I'm a kitten get me out of here

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:57, archived)
# aww!
purr
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:07, archived)
# and it was only a quid...and we got it as soon as we got off...clever eh?!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:48, archived)
# very good
:D
woo
t'is also a brilliant film, despite the cast
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:49, archived)
# call me stupid but...
...what's the film?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:51, archived)
# t's memento
starring Guy Pearce
Joe Pantaliono
and Carrie Ann Moss
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:52, archived)
# ooooh
i've been wanting to see that for an age
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:52, archived)
# you should go out and rent it tonight
it's fab!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:58, archived)
# im a lowly student without legs
...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:00, archived)
# well
how about I play my copy really loudly and you can listen and imagine the pictures?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:01, archived)
# where you at i'll set my hearing aid in your direction
*tunes in*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:03, archived)
# bristol....
and you? so I can turn my stereo round for maximum effect!!!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:04, archived)
# Caerleon
just outside newport, not that much of a trek really
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:05, archived)
# excellent!
Tis a deal...
*runs off to mementoify the West Country*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Huzzah
*parties*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:08, archived)
# That's an anorexic Guy Pearce
... your point is...?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:50, archived)
# it's a tamarind. sort of
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# luverly
flying lions would b scary
hence *runaway*
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Happy Valentines
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Only group members can view this item
...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# I'm not special enough
to view that. Apparently
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# WOO. YAY. WHAT A NICE
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:48, archived)
# I like your redex
(ooooh, that sounds unusually like a chatup line....)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:52, archived)
# gerrinthere!!!!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:56, archived)
# keep trying
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:48, archived)
# racecows!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:43, archived)
# 2p on the orange one...
It's like being at Mr. B's Fun Factory on Weston pier again.



Euch.

edit: I just hallucinated a blue cow. Eeek.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:44, archived)
# there is no blue one
woo and yay for cows
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:44, archived)
# well
it is...a bit...blue i suppose
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Hehe
that makes me want to go watch 'Clows' on weebls-stuff
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# freaky
wyh

TJ:
MODs/anyone?... all the pics in archive section for interviews are redexes.

e.g. www.b3ta.com/interview/emmaclarke/
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# o.0
how rare
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:47, archived)
# And here I was getting ready to
do RACING COWS.
How can I legitimately do racing cows, now?
I mean, HOW!?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:55, archived)
# i
promise not to sue.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:00, archived)
# Very kind of you
However, there's still RESTING cows.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:06, archived)
# Mr Chavs
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Argh!
Gold clown/genital piercing!

Glad to see that the ridiculous Charver for Question of the Week hasn't caught on...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:43, archived)
# what is with
the gold clowns?

this kind of thing scares me intensly because i have no idea what it is about.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Most expensive thing at Argos
Chav status symbol
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:50, archived)
# but what?
what is it? why is it?

aaah it scares me.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:53, archived)
# I would like
the gold 'argos' chain and pendant from the TV add. (set of me sovs, no bother)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:54, archived)
# Asda bling
They love their Asda bling.
I fucking hate charvs.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:56, archived)
# go and learn about it all
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:58, archived)
# Piercing
LOL, a bit restricted with a mr man/little miss
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:48, archived)
# love it
are they about to go onto the holy grail of chav tv, Trasha?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Yay
I hate chavs
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Join
the club.
My form class is overrun with charvs who're convinced I'm a lesbian with my best mate.
I think a green electricity box near mine says it all: 'High Charver Count'
PS: The picture's great. But you missed the Berghaus coat, side ponytail and brown Rockports.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:57, archived)
# It's tat,.. but not as we know it

Divine expression of the Self or complete Bullshit?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:38, archived)
# that's good!
You should really make it 280pixels wide :¬)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:39, archived)
# mean
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Divine, shurely?
/pedant.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Wonder if that would be classed as modern art?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:41, archived)
# is it a one cell organism?
TJ: have the Neighbours producers actually watched Ghost World? cos if they had they'd never let Summer watch it with all that swearing in
/sad comment about tv
...crawls back under rock
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Summer's a little bitch
is that film actually any good ?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Ghost World is very good.
What's it got to do with Neighbours?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Sky saw it and copied Enid
Boyd watched it with his family and realised why Sky was acting so weird
back to my rock

oh and yeah Ghost World is an excellent film
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:57, archived)
# ask Flyslip
she's the current representative of Antipodean culture ;0)

(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# I take exception to that remark
Especially when it's attatched to a completely irrelevant photograph of Steve Irwin.... noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:55, archived)
# so sorry
choice of neighbours, home and away and steve irwin, which is all we get to see of australia
(except the secret life of us which is nice but on at 3am)
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:02, archived)
# you tintin
have some effin questons to answer on Arthur...
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:00, archived)
# ok, loose the apostraphes
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:06, archived)
# and YOU, lose the appalling spelling
for goodness' sake....where WERE you brought up? Brixton?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:28, archived)
# ok, ok, but its still sweet




(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:34, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:35, archived)
# WTFYBOA!!!!???!!!???!!!111////
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:36, archived)
#


edit: although it does make me chuckle with furrowed brow.
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:36, archived)
# looks like an earlier sheep worrying wolves pic
but still WTFAYBOA?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:38, archived)
# er....
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:38, archived)
# WTFYBOA
not that i can speak, i just had 7 fish fingers for tea

100% fact
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:39, archived)
# woo, and also,
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Well, I'm liking it lots
I command you to make more!
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I will agree with the
other people in this thread and say:

WTFYBOAB?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:44, archived)
# w t f a y b o a ?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:45, archived)
# wtfayboa?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:54, archived)
# is that a new record
?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 17:58, archived)
# wtfayboa
?
(, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:00, archived)

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