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where does it live?

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)

In the glove

compartment.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)

with the

single glove, and an old sainsbury's sandwich?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

Don't be silly!

NOBODY keeps any gloves in their glove compartment!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)

I have

Japps health salts..

The tub broke about 2 years ago....

Thats all thats in there...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

I have

a box of tissues, loads of cassettes and a Bristol & Bath A to Z.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:53, archived)

I keep one in there

for some reason... It's under a Big Mac wrapper I think... Remnants of my pathetic tidying last time I had a lady in the car...

Remember kids...first impressions last!! ;)

Don't know what happened to the other one... I think it was eaten by the boot monster...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

Ah yes... boot monsters

all cars have them. They eat your belongings when you least expect it!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)

here

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:50, archived)

Mary's lamb had a fight

with Miss Muffets spider
This awful row was about
who's masters chuff was wider.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)

Mary had a tin of spam

And custard from the dairy
She invited Mr. Pedantic round
But he was pissed and rather lairy.

She offered him a slice of cake
But the elvismonkey went mad
He shoved his fist right up her arse
And rubbed her into his nads

You may think this is quite surreal
or pointless or quite bad

And you'd be right.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

But on reflection,

Miss Muffet's spider could only but concede,
That young Mary's cunt was wider,
than a club-fist sufferer's sleeves.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

she also had a bear
everybody saw her fist fucking the lamb
but the bear was having none of it - oh no.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

spong!

on a spong tip

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

more spong...

it's everywhere...

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munkt0n, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)

Spong

There was a painting hanging up at my old school by a kid called Jeff Spong. It was quite good.

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MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

Heh

I found a closup of the entrance...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)

mary had a little lamb

she took it too a wedding
the little cunt ate all the cake
so she kicked it's freakin' head in

Bit like Bovine's but a bit different!

(JBoom, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

mary had a little lamb

she liked to feed it orange
....
...
..

ahhh fuckit.

(pibakic, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

Mary had a little lamb,

She liked to feed it oranges,
And buy it pretty pictures,
That she ~~bidded~~ bargained for at Gorringes.
I thank you

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

jesus

didn't think that was possible.

hat soff.

(pibakic, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)

Although

I'm not sure 'bidded' is correct....

/pedant

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

You are quite right,

the past tense is, of course, "bid". D'oh.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

mary was on the blob

the lamb looked slightly worried
everytime mary came on
the lamb would end up bloodied

/coat

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

constructed only from cheese
But wasn't really much of a lamb
so much as a pile of cheese.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

you're running out

of ideas now aren't you ?

come on, be honest ... hmmm ?

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fastcar, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

I actually ended it like that on purpose for comic effect. I was going to go more surreal, but then I thought of that, and it made me giggle :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)

I think thats my fave one,

nice and odd :)

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

I had an Interview at the BBC

There were models everywhere... There were going for some dance thing...

It was great...

p.s. - My interview wasn't for the dancy model thing....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:32, archived)

You're Scottish though aren't you?

I mean, you wear ceremonial drag? Should've gone for that as well, and covered your bases.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

Yeh, I like kilts

Let your balls breathe...

And I can dance... God your right.... I should have

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

We just had the Beeb in

but no models. Curses.

(sasquatch, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

It's times like that

you wish you'd taken your swiftly fabricated BBC clipboard?

"...yes, hello, can I take your name to check you off the list?.... And you live at..."

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)

i read that thinking

this poem makes no sense.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)

i just worked out what layers do in photoshop

and how to move stuff about

i'm very proud but probably shouldn't be

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)

See that X in the corner of all the windows?

If you click that, you can quit programs without having to find the Quit menu option...

Edit: I forgot this thing ":)" it was a joke. A joke. No handbag sentiment meant :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)

where's my handbag when I

need it? :P

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)

take this, my friend.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

cheers fella!

I'll save that for next time this sort of thing occurs :)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

I give it freely, for the use of all the board.

*beams with pride*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)

huzzah!

people handbagging on my behalf

thanking

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)

It was only a joke!

I forgot the smiley..

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)

well then

that's alrighty

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bananaman, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

Hee hee!

*doh*!! Sorry for being so quick to jump on you ;)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)

eeeeh, bonny lad!

92nd minute equaliser for the Blarney Boys!

Almost assured of going through now!

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

STITCH

THAT, HITLER!!!!

(Saoirse, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:29, archived)

*leaps*

Rargh, bloody football, rargh rargh rargh, let's have a foot-long thread devoted to whether or not we should shout at grinfish, rargh, football, rargh, bleurgh.

*looks round* (was I first?)
[edit]bum, no.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)

Mary had a little lamb,

you could hear it's twat-bone crack,
When the farmer from next door,
parked his Volvo on it's back.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)

Mary had a little lamb,

All snowy-white and fluffy.
She used to take it home at night,
So they could both watch Buffy.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)

Much nicer,

thank you.

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)

but after they had watched it,

the'd re-inact the scenes,
of vampires drinking blood and guts,
and chewing on their spleens

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

Oh shush you,

you've ruined it now ;)

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

Mary had a furry chin,

She shaved it every day.
but it just kept growing back in,
Just as well she was gay.
(the kind that like to dress up in full male regalia with furry chins etc.)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)

Mary had a little lamb,

All cuddly and sweet,
With fluffy ears and fluffy tail,
and tippy-tappy feet.

...the backlash starts here. Rah.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)

hmmm

Mary had a little lamb
although she was uncomfortable with the possessive connotation of had in this summary statement
and preferred to think that the lamb was an 'equal but different' partner
in as much as the spiritual nourishment it provided to her
whilst she enhanced its quality of life, at least prior to its eventual denoument in which, of course, it would ironically provide
physical
nourishment
to
her
and her family.

(c) Late Review 2001.

(Phil not DS, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

yay!

I like that one too. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:40, archived)

Mary had a little pig

She couldn't stop it grunting
She took it round behind a wall
And kicked its fucking cunt in.

hello everyone.

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crab_bloke), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

i just blew snot out of nose

at that one.

(crazymum, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

It's fleece was grey and matted.
The lamb goes out on friday nights,
and comes home pissed and twatted.

(wifeofpizza, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)

Mary had a little crab

she fed him nuts and guinness,
but when she said You've had enough'
The fucker wouldn't finish

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)

But Mary's lamb

was an Angel fan
and disliked Buffy's way.
When Mary heard, she shaked her head (sorry)
and said 'Man, that Lamb will pay!'

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)

But Mary and her little lamb

...were able to appreciate that different tastes make for a happy friendship.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:27, archived)

Mary had the farmers son

whilst in the piggies pen.
comparing him to the little lamb,
He scored three out of ten.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:29, archived)

good save

, pity it didnt ryhme

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)

But unperturbed,

...young Mary grabbed a blow-torch from her kit,
And forced it up the little fucker's arse while it was lit.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)

Mary said she didn't mind

As flossie copped his whack
That lamb was nowt but trouble
and was always fucked on crack.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)

The farmer, though quite relieved

was shaken by the ordeal
So mary got her tits out
and offered him a feel.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)

So drive your volvo over a lamb

And make it smash to bits
You never know you might be lucky
And get to feel some tits

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)

but i laughed at the last bit

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

Well...

it would be a lie, because I can get the last bit to work now :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)

Please,

if there are any young, impressionable lurkers out there...
...don't try this at home.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

Mary had an ocelot

A hedgehog and a tapir
She also had a ptarmigan
That liked to read the paper

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crab_bloke), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:28, archived)

This is getting a bit Gay Dog

And I like it

(sasquatch, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

she also had a crab
she stuck a pitchfork through them both
and made a nice kebab

(Mumm-ra, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

I like that one!

Surreal is good.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

and another

mary had a little lamb
it only cost one groat
shes only gone and killed it pouring acid down its throat!

(un-potato-swapped)

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:29, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

which she liked to fuck
But then it started rotting
So she dumped it in a truck

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Monkeyboy, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:36, archived)

Mary had a three-toed sloth

A hamster and a lemur,
A big snail and a kangaroo,
That liked to drive a beamer.

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crab_bloke), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:31, archived)

Mary had an injured vole

She nursed it back to fitness
She washed her hair and bought some shoes
And moved her home to Widness

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crab_bloke), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

Mary had a pleasant day

Concocting bits of verse
In which nothing very much
Of interest occurs

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crab_bloke), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

with seven legs and ears
And inside where its brain should be
Lived a whelk and tears for fears

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)

They do you know

They really really do live there.

yay!

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crab_bloke), Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

less poetry,

more blood!!

(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

HELP HELP HELP

need to find a 'rude' word beginning with the letter 'i'.

(twisted sorry mummy they made me do it, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)

Ionic Cuntmonkey.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)

two

words.

(pibakic, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

itchy-ring syndrome

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

Buffy

she say 'Iguana Scrotum'

(Mumm-ra, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

exactly

we were stuck on I too.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

here

Is what viz has to say on the matter

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:37, archived)

hahahaaaa

heeheeeheee
i forgot about irish shave and irish toothache

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

insertion?

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)

Intricate?

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:25, archived)

IUCK

IUNT ?

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:29, archived)

inseminate

*shudders*

(sasquatch, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:33, archived)

Reet,

I keep getting emails which say 'This is a WinXP patch. I wish you would like it.' Only today it was an IE 6.0 patch. Every time I get one it's carrying a virus (even though today's didn't even have the attachment), they're from two or three addresses I don't know, and ever since I've been getting them I also get things from their mail servers saying my reply could not be delivered, even though i haven't sent one.

Any ideas how I make them fuck right off?

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

Go round their house,

pour petrol through the letter box, and light it.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:18, archived)

how can you light

the letterbox?
surely you would have to light a match (or lighter)

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)

The petrol.

Like, duhhhhhh.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)

i know

was taking the piss

(icedragon, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

Summon Griblit and her sisters...

....and have a confrontational Orange Game to the death.

(Mumm-ra, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)

always

works for me!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:24, archived)

Looks like you have a virus

if you're sending emails back without knowing...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)

read up on klez. (well you *might* have a virus, but you can have all this activity without being infected.)

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)

Just warning her to be careful!

We had lots of klez emailed to us a while back. Got shot of it all now though.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

i'm getting over 100 per day

it's utterly ruined my email. I miss half the things I should reply to. Fucksticks.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:20, archived)

Christy

you win. You're right though, I haven't got a virus. I shall read on the thing you said though. Ta.

(Amerella, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

it's more of a problem if a lot of people know have your email address in their inboxes

and er... I send a newsletter out to several thousand people.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:26, archived)

I got loads of klez stuff a while back,

but whoever it was coming from knocked it on the head and it stopped.
Not much you can do about it until they sort it out at their end reely.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:30, archived)

my email addr is in too many inboxes

it's got to the stage where I'm thinking about blocking all email, changing email addr and directing people to a form. My account has become almost unusable.

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:35, archived)

It's a fucker.

At least with a virus you can just kill your pc and start again.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

My beautiful image of true love!

Wouldn't it be nice?

(English Bloke82, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

Pizza

how is your collaborative music idea thingy job job coming along?
Or did you abandon it.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:12, archived)

I've put the idea on hold for a bit

while I work out exactly how it would work

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

Okay

I just wanted to get involved somehow.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:15, archived)

cool, it got quite a positive response,

so I'll be bantering ideas around, so it works smoothly

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)

Orville & Queen

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Horatio P Lemming, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)

mwahahahahahaha!!

just my sense o humour. class!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)

Mary had a little lamb,

she got it pissed on meths,
and while it was paralytic,
she fist-fucked it to death.

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)

Dear Ann,

Why, Oh why, Oh why isn't this on the front page ???

Hmmmm

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)

LOL!

Best one yet :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)

she's

an evil looking fucker too, that Mary.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:03, archived)

I'm scared now...

you dont wear Ralph Lauren do you?....

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lady_delirium, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

with her mint sauce.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)

mary had a little lamb

and the gynaecologist(?) fainted

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:06, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

and was arrested for bestiality.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:07, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

with mashed potatoes, peas, carrots, gravy, and some ~~mint sauce~~ custard, cos she's wierd like that.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)

Jeremy had

a little limb

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

ho ho ho

Only found out that Jeremy had a little limb when I had to shake hands with him.

Beardy Twat.

(pibakic, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)

indeed

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:23, archived)

that's what bovine2000 just said.

[edit] sigh...
My dad used to tell us this one:
Mary had a little lamb,
You've heard this tale before,
But did you know she passed her plate,
And had a little more?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

bollocks.
Din't see that.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

Simple minds...

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)

Changed

it now. Duh.

(tomsk, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

So you have

you little monkey you.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:16, archived)

Deja

Vu?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:10, archived)

Mary had some Deja vu

She's had that lamb before
But then, all lambs look similar.
so she went and had some more.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:14, archived)

Mary had a frightened lamb

of this no one contested
through retrospect, his mood makes sense
for he was oft molested

(OtaKuno, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:11, archived)

Hah!

Mary had a little lamb,
the doctor gave a shriek
Mary had a shock as well.
The father was a sheep.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:08, archived)

stolen from Half Man Half Biscuit

Mary had a little Lamb
the Doctors were astounded.
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded.

I fank u.

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fastcar, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)

From...

99 percent of Gargoyles look like Bob Todd.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:17, archived)

that

is really sick
you will rot in hell you know?...forever!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:04, archived)

Mary had a widdle lamb,

It's fleece, it made her sick.
She burnt the fucker in a fire.
Stupid woollen prick.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:09, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

The doctors were all baffled.
Mary said she'd keep the lamb
but later, had it raffled.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:19, archived)

Mary had a little lamb

the doctors were confused
she'd only fucked the ram that once
but now she felt abused

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:22, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

I nearly snotted over the monitor I was laughing so hard. Tehehe.

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MrWizzle likes tea because it's nice., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

Mary had a little lamb,

the dearest friend she had.
So when the B3tans took the piss,
It made poor Mary sad.

SHAME ON YOU ALL, upsetting a poor fictional little girl like that.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:21, archived)

why

did the pervert cross the road. '
cos he had his cock stuck in the chicken
(irrelevant but funny me thinks)

(andys, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

Think of the leather horsewear for god's sake you monarchist bastards.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)

rob...

where d'ya want your String Quartet Kraftwerk MP3?

I can't post it on my tripod space, and I'd better not use the corporate site...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)

email

[email protected] please ...

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rob, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:53, archived)

on its way...

hitting the intermailwebbynet about now on a nice fast 1M connection...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:57, archived)

Global Warming proved!!

And giant penguin-bergs are causing havok with shipping in the southern seas!!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)

Looks like

he's caught the sun a bit. too.

(

Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)

apparently

George Bush's administration have just acknowledged that Global Warming may possibly be happening.
They said something like "it'll be hard time for us all, but we're not going changing any policies to try and stop it."

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)

Ahhh....

With people like him in charge of the world, I can sleep soundly at night!

mostly thanks to vallium :)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:56, archived)

Muir street

I went to see the chaos... was a litle boring....

One guy (twat) decided that he wouldn't follow the detour signs and went over a big but of grass (we call them hills up here) and down the path I was walking up.... The bastard tooted at me to get out the way.....

fuknut...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:48, archived)

Grassy

knoll?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:49, archived)

grassy knoll?

have a monkey!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:52, archived)

Did

I say something wrong?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)

Are the orphans

out playing in the spray of a broken pipe yet?

What was the bloke driving?

(thediscokingpin, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:51, archived)

Bloody

Sierra.... With a roof rack

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:02, archived)

where's Muir St?

what chaos?

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:58, archived)

terrahawks?

or antiques roadshow?

(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:47, archived)

surely thats...

David Dickinson from that antiquey hunt gameshowey thing tho?

(pibakic, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:54, archived)

David Dickenson

Is a hero for our time!!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 12:55, archived)

my point

is that DD and zelda are in fact the same person... well, cousins at least...
dd zelda

(rawx, Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:00, archived)

Cheap as cubes!!

Hee hee!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 5 Jun 2002, 13:18, archived)

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