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# is this one real then?


fooled the missus.
(Wombat Joe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# That am
ace and to coin a phase *bumtastical*
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# nope
there's no bridge
*edit* it is v. woo tho!
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# the kids
wouldn't let me take the trainset apart for the bridge. who's in charge, eh?
(Wombat Joe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# no bridge
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# no bridge
100% fake


(edit: but yay for playmobil and woo to your shoppin'!)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# No Pacific Ocean/San Fran Bay
= Fake (although better than the original attempt)
(Flyslip, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# piffle!
the necessary and sufficient components are shark, helicopter, bridge and man.
/rulebook
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Looks right
to me

except no bridge as so many have pointed out - until i noticed that i was fooled 1000%
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# No bridge
= fake
(Flyslip, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# Kind of a threadjack..,.
But do you know if the original pic (shark v. chopper) is avaliable as a desktop wallpaper?
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# Do post
linky, as I so want it
(Flyslip, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# google for it
might be at www.mutantwalrus.co.uk/ which has most memes
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# bored...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Suddenly . .
it all makes sense

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Having studied history at uni,
I think you covered all main points there and managed to surmise the two sides arguments very distinctly.
Have a 1st.


(and am now trying to make glasscock with an emailing campaign singing it's merits - have to stop laughing.)
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# ta
muchly
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# having not studied history since gcse level

i concur good baron
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Can I have one too?
I make a smashing cup-a-soup
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# With croutons?
That's the decider.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# dammit!
I'm only at the lentil stage so far..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# you can have an honoury one for being a good sport.
btw - love the stuff in your profile - its excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# why thankyou!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Superb
Great timing. Woo and a yay.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# wow
history made fun
woo and yay and hoopla and panowie and huzzah and tip-top and bang on and nice one and smashing
*EDIT* it's like a reduced shakespeare version or something
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# excellent!
although it does remind me of a clockwork orange. quelle great film. now i have to buy it. damn.

er, so in short, woo!
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Hehe!
I wish history lessons had been that simple.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# That'll
tell 'em :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# Sweet, a subtle satire on school lessons of the future I presume....
Domo everybody needs a Domo, with a little understanding, he can be your greatest friend....
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Oooh that's nice
Is it shopped or real?
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# If you are talking to me...
Then that image is just one stolen from the original film, with a woo yay added (I'm not that good at shopping just yet - for a start I only have MSPaint...)
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# I loike that
a lot!

Woo 2 u sorry to you...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# do more!
obey me!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# it shall be done,
my master
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# it's a day for verrrry rough shops
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Hehe . .
Great album though ..

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# YAY!
that am ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# where do you

put the leash?
(lebowski, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# Up
it's arse, from the look on it's face!

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# riight...
you do it then.
(lebowski, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# *puts
on gloves*
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# up his arse?


EDIT: shitty pissy mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# ahem!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# great minds
and all that:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:12, archived)
# I guess
I'll let that go! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# oooh, i'd let it go free range
wouldn't want to tangle with it...

*cough* its, by the way
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Corrective glasses for owls . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# do they come in a variety of different colours and styles?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Owls?
Of course
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Then put me down
for a fluffy red one to match my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# No . . .
Owls with defective sight must be made to feel silly
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# .
Chicks can be cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# ARGH!
that's put me right off me breakfast. although it is rather woo, you still know your duty:

England (erm...Scotland) expects that every man will KILL IT
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Nice Spong!
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Haha!
Damn! I've got Su Pollard in my head now :(
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# *passes the mind bleach*
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# Thank you
*dunks head in mind bleach*
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# mmm
pine fresh thoughts..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Cut the fucker off.
Can't be doing with that.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# pollard means "to remove the horns"
which is funny ... because that zany-spectacled horse has removed my horn on numerous occassions.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# pffffffft
excellent.

although i thought it meant taking the top bit off a willow tree?
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# that as well
... but I can't find a euphemism in willow trees
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# here have this..
www.pottypaper.com/acatalog/bedsheets.htm
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# not so sinister now eh?
that'll teach him

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Quick [ ] Nasty [ ] Woo [ ]


Tick box(es) as appropriate.





/ticks Quick and Nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Ticks woo
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# shit.
marker pen all over my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Thought you meant the picture for a moment.
Nice turn around there.

(woo to pic as well.)
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# It's gorilla warfare
woo
(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# That car was hit by a builder's van

(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# /sets video
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# that's funny
but you are definitley going to hell for that one
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# that's a bit harsh
hardly hell worthy.
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Perhaps
just limbo for a few years?
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# maybe a couple of weeks in hell,
as a holiday
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# nah, not even that.
perhaps a mildly unpleasent rash for a couple of days instead.
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# "French kiss for coroner"?
Ugh, necrophilia.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# brill
yent
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# straight hell hell
but excellente
(Market Man, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha, i love
"Diana jacuzzi found not full of jelly"

that am ace
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:01, archived)
# hehe!
and an extra woo for 'Met chief will lead horse to water'
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# nice
half man half biscuit reference. woo!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Hatian rebels...
Genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# You must have a lot of spare time
It's genius!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:16, archived)
# All gone
:)
(Justice, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Netspore, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# almost
but I'm not bothered
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# not quite.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# still a little discarded thread
waste
(Market Man, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Nope
I can still see you

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# click?
you can't see me on this thread then?
YOUR ALL GAY!
YOUR ALL GAY!
YOUR ALL GAY!
YOUR ALL GAY!
YOUR ALL GAY!
YOUR ALL GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Have I missed something here
Or is he feeding the trolls without a licence?
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# A nice anim earlier
with ZOOWEEKLY.COM in big letters
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Attn! - Zoo Weekly or Nuts magazine lurkers
if you are going to steal images from b3ta and use them on your "web funny pages" then at least credit the artists or b3ta.com

or how about setting up a best of b3ta section in your magazine...we are funnier than half of the shit you normally print

anyway, I'm going to finish reading my copy of Nuts now...thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# A magazine about nuts?
How did I not hear about this?
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# yes its a mag for squirrels
see here

www.funjunkie.co.uk/comments.cfm/article=f455ae15-0d02-49a4-ac67-e526faf3901c
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# I prefer "Which Brazil?"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# Nuts
what a fantastic name for a magazine.
I'm going to set up one called "Zany"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# my magazine is going to be called
"Ben tells you what you like to read, and then makes you read it"
(Market Man, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Can we have a 'Krazy' as well?
The K could be the wrong way round for added wackyness...
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# shhhhhhh!
you could charge them a good few grand for a whizzer top branding idea like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Thank you, from the bottom of my heart,
for using the word 'whizzer'. My day has now been fulfilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# There used to be a comic
called Krazy. Featuring Cheeky and his gang.
(If you tolerate piss then excreta will be next, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Insania
/coat
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
#
I'm going to set one up called 'Rich Chestmat is fucking great! Yeah!'
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# we're all mad we are!!!
hasn't laddism died?
didn't all the lads with undamaged frontal lobes get bored and go back to the wine bar
and the rest just resumed their razzle-staining chav lives?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmm
Chav Staining /homer
(Rich Chestmat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Tip for those who make anything good:
Watermark your images (although most of you do that anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# sadly - its often
easier than pie to remove watermarks
(Market Man, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# mmmmm..pie!
www.google.co.uk/search?q=pi&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en&meta=
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# Reach a little higher for the shelf above
Much better, and more honest
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Attn! - Zoo Weekly or Nuts magazine lurkers
Football! Girls! Cars! Sharks!

More sharks please. Less cliches of magazine content from 1992. Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# no sharks
/phobic
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)
# shark phobic?
move to switzerland
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# yes
more sharks
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# no you're not
you're still there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# Should save time in the playground...
Top Trumps - Dad Edition
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# he's lost a slipper....
poor bloke
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# ha ha
he he
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# maybe
he's found one
(monkeypaws maybe I shouldn't..... Oh fuck, too late, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Please
do a whole set!!
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# do you hear that sound?
it sounds like a bandwagon starting up...

argh :)
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# i wish this would be a compo
so we can all get our top trumps ideas out in one top trump photoshopping orgy*


*unfortunate tun of phrase
/ as you were
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# yeah
it's the categories that make 'em good
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# if they were to be done
then they would have to be done on a template so they could be printed out and played
(BigBobbyh, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# I challege you..


TV channels- 82
Woo i win
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:07, archived)
# here have another

I challenge by weight... wooo!
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# hold on reminds me of the joke
Why do bagpipe players walk around?

To get away from the noise
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# You could not open the car doors
in a 73sq.ft. garage - we've found that dad's weakness

Also, why does he have an odd number of slippers?

Still a perfect pipe technique makes him a strong contender. I look forward to seeing him in action.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:51, archived)
# He's lost one
but hes keeping the other one just in case he finds it again.

BTW he only owns a motorcycle and side car so garage size is not a hinderance
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# Ah.
Bonus points for Biker Dad!

It occurred to me that he might keep a single slipper handy for corporal punishment purposes.

I know I do...
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# hmm
what made you think that up? ;D
(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# Maybe he keeps a spare slipper
for smacking the kids.
/Victorian
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# side car woo!
he's tiny though... smaller than even me!
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:59, archived)
# I can take him on....
He is your father.....
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:58, archived)
# yay
i love your domo pics
NEVER do a pic that hasn't got domo in it
ive only seen 360 of his TV channels - what are the other 40?
(Market Man, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# and definitely
NEVER do a Domo pic that hasn't got Domo in it
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# The other 40...
Well, he has HBO, Fox News - and all the Sky Movie channels. Indeed he often stays up all night to watch them....
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# Domo-Kun is a Dad...
No-one would have believed that until now - but Top-Trumps made it official.
I will look upon him with different eyes, and follow his example in all things.
What CD did he buy this year?
(I helped save b3ta! mechos, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah




/wipes away tears of laughter...
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# YAY!
my dad's bigger than yours!
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# that's a crappy satellite dish
but he's probably too busy reading books anyways.

woo on the post.
(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# depressing scientific fact #11
You can't play panpipes with cat lips.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Woo! But...
Sophie Ellis Bextor manages ok...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# does she
really play them down there?
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nasty image in my head now :¬(
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Well she definately blows...
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# hmmm
you may have a point



(looks like everyone has forgotton about the competition.... oh well nevermind eh, quite glad this one's drawing to a close)
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# I'm looking forward to the next one as well,
this one is pretty much 'do something funny and put a window frame round it'. Well, it is for me, coz i have little imagination. (The one FP'd last night was an ace anim.....
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:47, archived)
# Awwwww
poor kitty.
(Indole Ring, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# self tj*
I quite like the new blink182 song ... does this make me a 14 year old girl?


(* marginally easier than a self bj)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# no it doesn't,
but if you were, a self bj would be very hard indeed
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# *is reminded of that line in Clerks.*
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# it's
shit.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# that's a relief
although I suspect (given that I have impeccable and infallible taste) that it isn't.
I like the way he pronounces "the voice insoide moi yed" ... sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# they're all fucking cunts
particularly the one that can't pronounce head.
no offence to you tho
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:57, archived)
# "yed" is a perfectly acceptable pronunciation of "head"
(given that it's the one I used for the first dozen or so years of my life)
but it's entirely possible that they're all cunts anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:01, archived)
# I disagree
it's bloody annoying. and anyway they're all over 12. so no excuse.
(RowdsterDelux, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:04, archived)
# *skips away whistling blink182 choon*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# i think its a great song
im not a 14 year old girl
(Market Man, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# bah!
*puts grooming kit back in drawer*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# awwww
look at his little scrunched up eyes! he's lovely!
(pinky shminky, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Heron Addict
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# ah! heron-related repost time!


2827022
(haberman is singing in the changes, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Hahahahahah.
Excellent. Do an old trout spotting now. (please)
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Silly!


I was being stalked by a heron once, the bastard followed me all week
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:44, archived)
# that's
nice shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:49, archived)
# brilliante
(Market Man, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# first attempt at a 'proper' photoshop.
ended up too much monkey, not enough baby. but isn't that always the way?

click for ickle bit biggerer
source pic
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)
# "too much monkey"


nope


does not compute

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# eek!
I'm not sure whether to kill it or give it to Social Services.

TJ: "This Account Has Been Suspended - Please contact the billing/support department as soon as possible."
Any guesses which recently-popular website that refers to?
(dognutz, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# Wouldn't be kroozmidz, by any chance?
Or Popbitch?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Popbitch,.
That'd be great - stop me being regaild with their posts across the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# I still get their newsletter
but I don't understand most of it.
And its delivered to my junk-riddled hotmail account, which clearly marks it as high priority!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# Haha
Anyone know if anything happened with kroozmidz yesterday after the naughty pictures thread on their bb?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# Heres one what I done ages ago...
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:45, archived)
# ?
(osiem, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)
# two
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# four
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# eleventeen
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)
# shepards pie!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:37, archived)
# yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# aleph 0
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# three
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenous bug-blatter beast, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/2832025
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)
# possibly
phillosophical.....
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Cute little thing
doesn't eat much

cfb
(Indole Ring, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# yet, still nice and plump!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# How does he eat?
Woooo!!
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# Mouseflies
I think
(Indole Ring, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# I decided he should try to take off...
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:31, archived)
# fly you bastard, fly
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)
# He's loving it!
Flap goddammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)
# Ha!
I thunked it yesterday but I didn't think I'd see it.

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)
# spectacular
I didn't think you would animate that when the gauntlet was thrown down in the original thread

/takes hat off
(garfi3ld, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)
# I think I can I know I can I think I can I know I can
(not a cat in heck's chance)

w/y though
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)
# WAKE THE DONKEY UP
thats woo
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Didn't he do well!!!?!!?!!
(said in a Brucie bonus stylee!)
(sbeck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:48, archived)
# That's proper fantastic!
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:50, archived)
# I'm not too sure what it is . . .
and I don't think it's interested in my stale bread !

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Eek!
I think it's after my scones.
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# Dalmatian pelican.

others found here
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# Not what but who
(I helped save b3ta! barc0de, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:25, archived)
# isnt that kind of incestuos?*
not that theres anything wrong with that kind of .......

/coat


*not spelt correctly, dont care
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:27, archived)
# They may not be related
still paedophilia though
(I helped save b3ta! barc0de, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# the chicken does have
a guilty expresion on its face

it knows its done something wrong
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# The plane ticket to Cambodia is just out of shot.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
# I'd say it's more, paedophillic
tj 1: why do email spammers put wierd secret messages in emails which are impossible to make any sense?
tj 2: what would happen if I took, say, for example, a black suede coat (covered in mud, sick, and slug slime), which is not suitable for wet cleaning, and put it in the washing machine?
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Answer to tj 2
/Kylie doll
(Smudger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:33, archived)
#
1: I have no idea.
2: Don't do it!!!!! Take it to a cleaner - it's cheaper than a new coat.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:34, archived)
#
wasn't expecting an answer for 1

but 2, what if i did it for experimental purposes? the coat wasn't that expensive
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:36, archived)
# if you do it for experimental purposes
at least have the decency to post your results on the interweb ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:39, archived)
# I concur.
But if you like the coat, don't do it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# I'll do it
but I'll buy a new coat first
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:53, archived)
# must try it then
I'll do it on my next day off (i'm workking in a bit)
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# just when you weren't expecting it
tj1: it's an attempt to get around spam blockers that test the message for likely spam phrases. It doesn't seem to work (or at least the spam block magic in my office seems to catch the bulk of them).
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Answers
tj1: because they are gay

tj2: dont do it, it might cost for dry cleaning, but it will cost more to replace
articles of clothing.

Question

How did it get said mud/sick/slug slime in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)
# ahh,
getting too drunk. I managed to get into a taxi from town, I don't remember getting out of the taxi (or paying the driver), but I stumbled up the garden path, trampled around the garden for 3 hours, sicked all up the front door, fell into the hedge, curled up and fell asleep

now you know
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:38, archived)
# at least it was all done in one go

i had visions of you wearing the jacket, getting mud on it.
going out the next day, then throwing up on it
wandering about a bit more then finding some nice
slugs to give homes to
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Not one of your better nights out, then?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:41, archived)
# actually
it would have been the most fun night i've had in ages, if I could remember doing it. I just got told about it the next day
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:42, archived)
# It sounds like my 21st a few years back
i decided to walk back from the bar and had a highly intelligent (at the time) converstaion
with a hedge, i too found slugs, mud and vomit the next morn
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:46, archived)
# *Applaudes*
/doffs
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:54, archived)
# He has the face only a
mother would sit on.

eooow
(Smudger, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:32, archived)
# *ew*
although the sentence *egg on face* has a new meaning!


W/Y/H to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tinfingers Lurk me long time, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# the chickens cock
(came first)

foul pendant : should be "cock's cock"
(BadgerPirate, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:28, archived)
# ..
Fowl pedant?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:30, archived)
# I reckon it must've been the egg
cos the chicken doesn't look at all happy.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:29, archived)
# haha
much better than mine

(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:35, archived)
# theres a birthday card like that
ill see if i can find it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Box of Rabbits, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:55, archived)
# absafuckinlootlynoideay
lick my yellow crust Ronald
(BadgerPirate, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:21, archived)
# love the alt text
:)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 12:22, archived)

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