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# despite not needing diving equipment
Billy the fish just wanted to fit in
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)
# FIsh killed in tragic diving mishap
story at 11
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# toilety

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# heh heh!
good old Eartha!!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# give him some privacy!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# is he holding an etch-a-sketch?
or am i imagining things again


Nurse?


/dribble
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# [shocks you with electric paddle]
now don't interrupt me during Gilligan's Island again!!!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# is it me or are walruses way too comercial these days?

meh...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Charmin
picture
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# interesting product placement
whatever pays the bills, though.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# I liked it more when it was underground
the creativity left it when the big sponsors came in... " and that goes for everyone.... except Willy Nelson (walrus)"

woo to the pic
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Willy Nelson is a Walrus?
I'm confused.....
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# it's a vain stab at trying to look cool by knowing a Bill Hicks joke,
it doesn't work.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Bill Hicks?
Who's that?


*OK, now I'm the one who looks uncool*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# One of the greatest comedians
to ever live. RIP.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# All the unfunny ones live forever
Tarbuck, Forsythe... Davro
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# here you go
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing
just not brave enough to ask.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# was the original walrus image
printed on a pair of corduroy trousers?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# quite
possibly teehee
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Colgate
Are the teeth sponsors for colgate as well?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# yeah...
always selling out. Fucking bastard greedy fat shits. Walruses eh? who'd shag one?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# I would
mmmmmm....
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# seconded
those tusks make great handles
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Makes a 69
a bit difficult though.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Rolls of flubblyflab
makes finding naughty bits quite hard, i should imagine, stick to seals
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# it's all the more
satisfying when you take on the challenge
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# mmmmm...
walrus nookie..... must be a website for that somewhre - I'll take a look
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# hotwalruslove.com
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# hmmm..
Maybe Manic and I should make one!



(Don't worry... i wouldn't dream of it..... not with Manic anyway!)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# But where would you get the piccies from
walri are shy, and walrus loving is a niche market, far better to incorporate the whole family of blubbery sea mammals
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# Oh i have piccies!
be afraid!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# Really?!
Would this be while on holiday, i still have pictures from my holiday to the galapagos islands, hehe, turtles cant run *snarfle*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# ?
No Barry White references yet?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Woo!
I approve!

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# that's cool
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# much better than mine!
woo yay! is it a pearoast?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# the walrus is cool too
yes, it probably is a repost - but i for one have never seen it before.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# yes, it is
and walruses are *always* better
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# shop at wal mart!! I mean....
boop-boop wee-ooo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# That looks like
the new Williams F1 car.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Belly's gunna get ya!
Reebok stylee
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Those old American comics eh...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# dirty, filthy americans
I should know

super woo on the post
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# seminal
version
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# pfft!
I see what you did there..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)
# a very fluid response
sir!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)
# Just spreading the seed
Of humour
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Oh, cum off it.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Wipe
that smile off your face
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# stop
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
#







Hammer time!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# oh oh oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Jizz think it's time to stop?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# HAMMER TIME!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Thanks to all of you who entered the first caption comp,
the winner will be announced later today.

Caption Comp #2:
Prize: Jenga (well, a rip-off of it)
Image:

Post your captions on the site: www.free-tat.tk/
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# Announce it now!
*cough*

I have hob-nobs...

*cough*

/bribery
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# i would,
but i'm still working on the archive page that will display past results. THEN you'll know!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# best of all the biscuits*
(*72% medical fact)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)
# they're
your friends?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# I'd be your friend
for a hob nob

:)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)
# *beams*



mummy mummy - I made a friend at school today
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# i have just come back from the shops with a pack of garibaldis.
which i will have with a cup of tea later this afternoon.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# second best of all the biscuits
(64% medical fact)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# looking on the ingredients list
they actually contain 39% dead flies.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# high in protein
low in processed sugars and saturated fat
pure invertebrate goodness
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# that's what gives them their immense tensile strength
in an emergency, they can be used to fashion a small bridge or helicopter landing pad
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Yay for me entering a competition
to win something that I've been trying to get rid of myself!
/moron
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)
# hah hah!
eventually other people will be able to get rid of their own stuff on it :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Jenga rip off?
super duper cheap

I'll probably enter anyways.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# its a WHSmith one.
still made of wood though!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# yay
i don't want the jenga. but i love entering competitions i won't win
yay!*




*thursday is insanity day in my world
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Very little is known . .
about the Kitten Crusade . .

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I'm sure it was for a good cause
kittens generally don't go on a crusade unless it's for an honorable reason.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Or
there's a mouse for them at the end of it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# mebbe
a toy mouse? or do you think they want the real deal?

*squeek*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# so there's the fucking bridge.
seamless or what?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# what do you mean seamless?
You mean to tell me that image isn't real??
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# that is quite
possibly the realest thing I've ever seen.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Is that...?
etc etc.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Alternatively
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:20, archived)
# You're supposed to photoshop things before you post them etc
woo!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# I started a trend!!!
woo for me!!!


oh yes and woo for your post too, I SUPPOSE
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# .
...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I was thinking that
but I didn't want to be rude..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# I'm not cool anymore!!!!
[cries uncontrollably]
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# well it was fun being cool
while it lasted

[sniffles]
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)
# I've never been cool.
What's it like?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)
# you ever get sleepy
after you eat too much turkey?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# Is that what it's like to be cool?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# nope
absolutly nothing like it
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# I
wanted to be rude :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# didn't that
win an award ?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# cripes!
reality overload
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# That is so real that
it makes normal reality seem fake.


or something.



Woo pic though!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# our reality is but a flickering shadow
on the wall of a cave
/longforgottenphilosophylectures
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# You bastard
That really real image induced a panic attack. Really.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# SUPER HYPER REAL
oop. caps lock. WOO!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Can't find my small version so click my profile, I beg you.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Improved from last night.
Now it unfolds!
clicky for 328KB anim

MOD EDIT: Sorry, but that is a tad on the large side.

Oh yeaH?! well here's the first one NAZI!

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# automatic oragami
could be the next big thing for paraplegic japanese kids.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# thats a biit yay
well done
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# woo
yay
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# lovely
but 328KB is a little too big to post directly onto the board.

Could you make it a linky for the sake of dial-up folks please :)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# fascist!
keep it supersized!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# You will thank me one day
when your cable breaks and you have to use dial-up again.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# ugh.
I could never go back to dialup now.

/spoiled
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# that's
quite sinister
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# FANTASTIC!
I can make thoses, and blow up boxes, ninja stars, star boxes, chinese varses, fortune tellers...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# ninja stars? from paper?
what if it rains?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# Than the ninjas are fucked
luckily they still have smoke bombs
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# then s/he's fucked
up the arsse
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Yay!
(would repost cutout'n'keep origami penguin thing if I could be bothered to find the link)

(did you do it by stop-motion or the power of your mind?)

edit: cut out thing here
instructings here
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Hmm..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# woo
I very nearly responded before it animated.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# That's no bottom bit of a question mark.
(Hmmmm, not that snapppy...)


Lovely animation.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# go on......
*edit* I did respond before it animated, woo!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Its a
trap!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# A
thread well wasted though

w/y/h
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# that's no threadwaste!
(clever trousers)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Peeps who f**k with the board
should be shot.

Except for you. You rock. :O)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# woo!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Yeah
But no but yeah but no but yeah but no
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# McDonalds broaden their market..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Can you supersize that ?
Woo :¬)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# As I said down there *points*
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# That's why I asked . .
:¬)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# what about the low carb gazelle?
for the atkins diet lions?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# they're well catered to
with the soya antelope
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# There's carbs in that bunny thing
bunny refferring to what its in, rather than the protein containing cute likkle rodenty type thing
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# that lion's
expression is spot on
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# hehe
he's going "mm, mmm! i cannot wait for ma burger" in the voice of bill cosby
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I've done another song.......
and this one's about toast!


Featuring the voice of Arthur Lowe
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# the squirrel
dances quite well to the toast song
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Its uncanny actually
mmm mars bar sandwich.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# there is nothing better than toast
when you really need some toast
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# 6 slices ?
woo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Happy squirrel
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# hahaha
dance baby dance!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# I thought you meant happy in a different way
thankfully you didn't
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# She's got the moves!
Jiggle it baby!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Very nice
Have a woo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# He's a dancing fool !
Woo ! :¬)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# shake it!
you hairy tree rat!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Bizzarely
That squirrel is dancing in time to the music I'm currently listening to....


Woo yay for dancing squirrels!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Do the hutsle!
do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# ahhahahaa
noice one
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# yay
fantastic
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# Stomp those nuts
HARD
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# cor
he's a bit nimbletoed
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# He dances!
He twitches! He floats!

Woo!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] look at em go...


damn no 6 never wins!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Hard it animate!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# i would
but have no where to host animations..
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# nag
woo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# technically a pearoast
but was bout 3am i think so all you normal sleeping people should have a chance to see my brain-wrong
i want it mommy
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# Um...24 Hours late
ARGH! I spend one day away from a good lurk and I miss the most fun of the year. Damn. I totally arrived far, far too late on the Kroozmidz.com thing and now it's busted. Head for Popbitch and, whilst everyone's banging on about it, there are no working links anywhere. I hate it when I miss out. Did anyone leech the site and grab the pics of chavs and chavettes? Anyone? I feel so left out...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Don't feel too bad....
The Kroozmidz was a lot of excitement aboot little - the .com page carried all the photos in a models section anyway.... or so my work colleague informed me.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# you really haven't
missed anything special.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Ah well
I guess that's something. Mate of mine sends entertaining newsletter about local chavs round, would have made nice addition to this week's...no doubt there'll be pics somewhere. Hurumph.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Another football post...
Keown nuts Van Horseface one...

(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Reminds me of that alien poping out of the guys chest
Or a cock
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# A cock?
I'm sure Keown's been called worse...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# like a super cock
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Arsenal filth!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Just finished my 2nd samurai pizza cats WOO series

Speedy says WOO YAY
Polly says
WOO YAY HOOPLA
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# woo
to your woo
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# Woo to
Samurai Pizza Cats!

Boo to the council contractors waking me at 9am with all their hammering and drilling. Bastards!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Was that cartoon
a work of genius, or a screwed up mess? I can't remember, but I did love the theme une as a nipper...
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# they were jumping on the turlte bandwagon
edit: turtle even.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# We're all fat
OFFICIAL, 100% FACT!


Clicky.


/calls lawyer
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:26, archived)
# yes - call him now
i'm off to Subway for a "sub"
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# I didn't think I'd seen him for a while
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# I'll have a leg
B3ta barbeque yay!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# dibs on the beak
I could use a new shoehorn.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# That is
barbaric.

Cooookkies!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# and then
the children cried.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 22:28, archived)
# Nooooooooooo!
not Big Bird!
(very woo btw)
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I hate that bird.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# wow
great stuff. at last
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Looks a bit rotten
but ill have a pick
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# haha
that is majestic
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# maybe

nope, bury it.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# noooooo
now Radar will be an orphan!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# big bird
has clucked his last cluck
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# What's that over his eyes?
Did he die in a bukkake-related incident?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# BBQ
I'll have a wing please. :}
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Mr. Snuffleupagus
dunnit
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Bravo!

I hate that stupid bird.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Make him fly!
W/y/h
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Your wide link doesn't work
need to put .jpg at the end.

Woo to your pic.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# thanks
whoever fixed that while i got my sandwich
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# woo unt yay
(the wider link doesnt work*)




*well fixationarisationed
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# His aerodynamics are terrible
h/y/w
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Giraffic!
Woo!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# that is jolly good indeed
the fact that they don't exist in RealLife™ is as good an indication of the non-existence of G*d as any I can think of.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Woo!
I only hope it doesn't suck blood.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:22, archived)
# superb
tip top
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# classy
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# woo
yay
houpla
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Yay
I'd like to think that crazy animal actually existed.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 21:23, archived)

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