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cos that exact photo was on about half an hour ago with different text.
I imagined it was a bandwagon
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:47,
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I imagined it was a bandwagon
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It was just a response.
If I'd been a bit quicker off the mark I would have posted it as a reply.
Please - no Bandwagoning - it's not worth it.
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:54,
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If I'd been a bit quicker off the mark I would have posted it as a reply.
Please - no Bandwagoning - it's not worth it.
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I've finally found somewhere to hang my kippers and small collection of shrunken heads
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Incidentally, has anyone owned up to the Badger Necklace that showed up on the board yesterday ?
img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/lower_class/snake.jpg
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:40,
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img3.photobucket.com/albums/v12/lower_class/snake.jpg
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That should be in the newsletter if it isn't/wasn't already.
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:59,
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....that it wasn't done by a boarder.
BadgerBadgerBadger's gone so fucking Viral that anyone could've done it.
The hosting site doesn't offer any clues on how to contact the maker either.
COCK !
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:22,
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BadgerBadgerBadger's gone so fucking Viral that anyone could've done it.
The hosting site doesn't offer any clues on how to contact the maker either.
COCK !
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I've got access to a super-duper A0 colour printer at work, and would quite like to print out a stylish poster for the wall of my bachelor pad, perhaps to go above my table football table.
Has anyone got any suggestions? We're talking major high-resolution if possible, otherwise each pixel will look the size of my fist.
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:29,
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Has anyone got any suggestions? We're talking major high-resolution if possible, otherwise each pixel will look the size of my fist.
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it's no different ... except the distinct lack of cranberries ...
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:56,
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so you're a climber and flew in an Raf sea king....... the first thought is that you fell off and got rescued?
if so read this
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:41,
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if so read this
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My climbing partner took a fall ice climbing, his gear ripped, and he landed badly. They gave me a lift to hospital too.
You could follow up that article with comments to do with we should all stay wrapped up in cotton wool in our beds. Who pays when a child falls badly off a swing and breaks their legs? The public. Who pays when an RAF chopper comes and picks up a climber? The public. Who pays for the mountain rescue folk? The climbers, walkers and mountaineers who donate money to them.
Edit: I see that page is part of a ramblers site. Look at Mountain Rescue statisitcs: 85% - 90% of rescues are of walkers and ramblers.
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:45,
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You could follow up that article with comments to do with we should all stay wrapped up in cotton wool in our beds. Who pays when a child falls badly off a swing and breaks their legs? The public. Who pays when an RAF chopper comes and picks up a climber? The public. Who pays for the mountain rescue folk? The climbers, walkers and mountaineers who donate money to them.
Edit: I see that page is part of a ramblers site. Look at Mountain Rescue statisitcs: 85% - 90% of rescues are of walkers and ramblers.
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just what I do for a living
and if you noted I apologised to real cragrats
it's aimed at the numptys, I've had to guide them of myself a few times
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:52,
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and if you noted I apologised to real cragrats
it's aimed at the numptys, I've had to guide them of myself a few times
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was a bit ambiguous about whether you were still having a dig :-)
Gah, tell me about the numpties. Best one I came across - It was pissing it down in Snowdonia, so I went for a scramble (Snowdon Horseshoe). Knowing that if I traversed around to the right on Crib Goch I could get some easy climbing to solo, I came across a group of people in kappa tracksuits, bright white trainers, and one of them had some plastic waterproof thing more suited to a music festival. They were sitting, shit scared on a ledge.
"Is this Snowdon?"
Guided them to the PYG track, and pointed them in the direction of said mountain, including showing them the red notice they had walked past saying "This isn't Snowdon"
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:59,
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Gah, tell me about the numpties. Best one I came across - It was pissing it down in Snowdonia, so I went for a scramble (Snowdon Horseshoe). Knowing that if I traversed around to the right on Crib Goch I could get some easy climbing to solo, I came across a group of people in kappa tracksuits, bright white trainers, and one of them had some plastic waterproof thing more suited to a music festival. They were sitting, shit scared on a ledge.
"Is this Snowdon?"
Guided them to the PYG track, and pointed them in the direction of said mountain, including showing them the red notice they had walked past saying "This isn't Snowdon"
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so I'll catch you up top, got so many numpty tales one on Pathfairies "true encounters" addy in profile, know loads of cragrats who are good folk, meself I only climb for work don't see any pleasure in it but whatever gets you going is fine by me
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:05,
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A tropical beach landscape or perhaps even a city at night, like New York lets say...
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:33,
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What do you call a man with a 1" penis who likes to have sex with felled trees that are floating in an enclosed expanse of water?
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:34,
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... but for the full effect he ought to print each pixel on A0 and then sellotape them all together ...
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:44,
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it's like something off the x-files...
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:53,
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for a post by someone with a furtive icon so I could copy the url, but there was no-one! you're the only furtive here at the moment...
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:50,
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with pecs and a six pack
carrying a baby in his arm
in black and white
with a fucking massive big badly drawn cock scrawled on in MS paint.
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:41,
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carrying a baby in his arm
in black and white
with a fucking massive big badly drawn cock scrawled on in MS paint.
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with the cock as a watermark effect, so it picks up only from certain angles, and so makes ladies feel like the perverts they no doubt really are, and makes men a bit worried and confused.
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:48,
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that'll test the visiting habits of the ladies.
and the blokes
and possibly make you try a park bench out.
or at a pinch, no hands with Brian Blessed's head
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:47,
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and the blokes
and possibly make you try a park bench out.
or at a pinch, no hands with Brian Blessed's head
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I just remembered this. This may be large enough for you!
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 11:11,
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he's on the front of my new t-shirt. he'll come and get you!
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:33,
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Make him spin round as well, that would be WOO
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:31,
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BIGGERIFY
would this be the scene if JFK was alive today
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you only have one bullet, get them both, but dont damage the car
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:24,
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If that's JFK today then he's had more plastic surgery than she has...
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:30,
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going to make a joke about facials... any minute now...
*waits*
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:38,
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*waits*
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Havent changed anything, sometimes things are best left untouched. :)
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:27,
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32 days membership....
its a nice pic so whats the problem
edit: before you joined there was a reallife photoshopping compo too
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:32,
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its a nice pic so whats the problem
edit: before you joined there was a reallife photoshopping compo too
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further down the board... went to wash my car and missed it!
Yes I do have more - but I'll probably have to add the quo or the fear or get flamed!!
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:27,
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Yes I do have more - but I'll probably have to add the quo or the fear or get flamed!!
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and raise you the Langdale valley from an unusual perspective:
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:29,
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so allow me to re post my fluffy boxers
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may contain nuts
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:20,
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may contain nuts
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bloody vandal
more filth...
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it's taking a new viewpoint on the same source picture as someone else
happens a lot here
Had my stuff used too, but like the Tetley's: i'm not bitter
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:25,
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happens a lot here
Had my stuff used too, but like the Tetley's: i'm not bitter
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boo to those who discerning in their choice of sexual partners
mickey teasers
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:38,
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mickey teasers
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wagoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
Now if somebody could just clone out the "britney is a slut" and write "chocolat menier" that would be impressive ...
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:27,
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Now if somebody could just clone out the "britney is a slut" and write "chocolat menier" that would be impressive ...
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how to fish... I'm in a bit of fluffy mood :-)
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:21,
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i think he'd make a good one though
"now then, now then madam speaker, i've had a letter from little georgie bush and he says, can you fix it for me to run a nation....."
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Woo to the pic but doesn't he look like his father in law with that hair?
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:17,
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that would me her daughter her own mother in law.
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:19,
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a freak.
labour party conference in manchester this weekend, joy of joy's
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:23,
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labour party conference in manchester this weekend, joy of joy's
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he did live on a park bench*
*Warning contains 60% lie, 39% spin
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:26,
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*Warning contains 60% lie, 39% spin
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into a sculpture representing the hardship and struggles of one mans life.
then covered it in body parts and shit and called it art!
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got the disc at the weekend, and popped back in the post yesterday.
i feel a pun picture coming along
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:33,
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i feel a pun picture coming along
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I got a letter all the way from the US of A.
Dear Tony,
Cod u fix it for me to invadiran irak..."
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:25,
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Dear Tony,
Cod u fix it for me to invad
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I love Lapps
(best of all the arctic dwellers)
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:09,
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(best of all the arctic dwellers)
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Ahhh, thats better.
WOO! YAY und HOOPLA
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:03,
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WOO! YAY und HOOPLA
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Is he a super-heavy penguin who is bouncing up and down and shaking the earth? Or is it just me?
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:07,
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... I can't do motion blur animation magic either. Somebody *cough*lemony*cough* ought to do a tutorial or something.
Huzzah for sporting penguins though.
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:10,
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Huzzah for sporting penguins though.
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with this image is that the background isn't moving really, so it looks as though he is jumping (which if he is, it looks great) however, I expect he isn't.
Woo to the penguin though. (Just trying to help, not being rude)
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 10:15,
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Woo to the penguin though. (Just trying to help, not being rude)
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if you thought the Judderman was scary, have a peek from behind the sofa at this.
right click, save as (6MB)
and
NING!
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Tue 9 Mar 2004, 9:50,
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right click, save as (6MB)
and
NING!
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