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# My Engraving


I'm Putting this on my garden wall to celebrate
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# .


I think my stereoscopic bifoculars are broken
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# i like these
woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Indeed!!
how is everyone making such goodness?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Nah.
The Quo only inhabit a single plane. That's how come why they don't gonna get caught.

(Actual science, that)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# quotum physics?
(seen the post for that)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# science.... yes.
english..... debatable.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)
# wibbly wobbly woo.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Can someone
pass me a tissue?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:01, archived)
# That needs an
epilepsy warning.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:02, archived)
# warning
there's some epilepsy just over there - near your shoe!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# No,
that's where I sneezed.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Afternoon.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:48, archived)
# awww
i feel all happy now...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Aaaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhh!
It's being eaten by a giant muppet snowman!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Feed it
more....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# I buried two mice in my garden, this morning.
After I had poisoned them, obviously, I'm not that cruel. They made for a nice surprise when my g/f opened the kitchen cupboard...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Do you think
you'll grow a mouse tree?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# I hope not.
Don't want anymore of the buggers.
Stupid creatures, won't eat the bait (peanut butter) in the humane, non-lethal trap, but happily gobble up green, poisonous crystals...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:57, archived)
# My first attempt at a
wiggly 3d thingy..
and I failed, miserably,
thought Id post it anyway..

Any tutorials for making these about?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:48, archived)
# i like it
very woo - no need for the hills to move though!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# yeah - nick one that has already been taken, and animate it.



(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Those are very good
how do you do that then?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# I found the pics on some website (ages ago)
and just animated them in a 2-frame GIF.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:07, archived)
# This bastard merged without indicating
but I didn't stop to argue with him
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# That is
Funking brill

Well done there. Have a woo, mix in a yey and bake it til it comes out all houpla.

Top Shop
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# woo
is a goodun
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Wow.
That's just grand, that.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Raaaaaaarrrrrrr!
That is all.

(edit: not quite all ... that's a rare black one isn't it ... sweet)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:45, archived)
# He looks the business
very wooyay :-)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:45, archived)
# quality

(did he use his horn?)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:45, archived)
# ROFLMAO
Punntastic
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:52, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Bloody heck!
That's just a bit seamless then!!!

Hat currently being held aloft!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Well Hot Piss!
That's fantastic!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# I
sooooo want one!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Haha- Repost frenzy!


Who would win? place bets now!

WOO to you sir!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# ooh
now that's good!


woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Bugger me
thats good.

w/y/h

Where does the driver get in though? Surely not through its arse?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:47, archived)
# woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:48, archived)
# This is the most offensive image I've seen today.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:52, archived)
# i just looked at your profile
you got me right back
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Mwahahaha!
Hang on..?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# tipperdy topperdy
shop!

wooooooo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:48, archived)
# thats mega
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:54, archived)
# afternoon!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# clarse
Sierpinski cactus

[edit] damn foreign mathematicians
[edit2] I meant Koch cactus
[edit3] oh ffs
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Woo!
Yay!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Your all gay
forward slash spiders

Woo to pic tho
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# oooh,
smart!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Aha
Ahahahahahahahaha!
Cactals!
Hahahahahahahahaha!

I'm going to start rooting through your bins for left over hummus.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Animate it
recursive stylie!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# That's great.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# oooh wyh
very good!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# woo!
hehehe

edit:afternoon
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:46, archived)
# brilliance
onna stick.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:58, archived)
# that's so woo you get two wooyays:

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:35, archived)
# s'perb
top stuff w/y/h
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Your stuff just gets better and better
you had the style down perfectly before, but the content is improving all the time - at this rate you'll make it yet!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Yeah but
how's he gonna get past the larson copycat tag?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# Larson shmarson
there are plenty of syndicated one-panel comics out there that imitate Far Side way more than this
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 17:07, archived)
# ooh...
mathematastic!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:13, archived)
# ...
I'm sure it's woo and all, but...

I don't get it.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 17:16, archived)
# Go google fractals.
Though this message is probably far too late!

100% Woo, Yay and Houpla to the pic.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Ooooh intelligent...
..have an extra nerdy woo yay for that!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 18:11, archived)
# you sir...
...are a genius

wooyay
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 9:40, archived)
# This is where I'm moving to
end of August....

assuming they have upgraded it from sepia to full colour by then.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Is there a stealthy ninja
in the bottom left?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# obviously not
if you think about it......
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Hmmm clever
Plus, what is that white thing? Is it an arrow pointing out aforementioned ninja?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Nope it's a kid with a kite.
(it's pointing to where Scala is, on the hill
above Amalfi)

:@ )
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# I see
But it does look like a ninja bottom left. You be careful
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# bastard ninjas.
that is all
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Is that true ...
or are you really planning on moving into an obvious sepia ninja?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Is what true?
Which bit? I am moving to Scala....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 15:08, archived)
# it's a hang glider in a nasty bit of turbulence
BASTARD TURBULENCE - WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME SO!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# be careful when you get there
that big white triangle could have your eye out
edit// must be spring, I've got little birds nesting in my garden
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# That's wonderful.....
/catapult
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# I've found one of those Stereographic pictures...
...by mistake earlier before lunch. I thought I'd give it a go at animating it too but I can't do it for shit!! Give me time, I'll work on it!!!

(any tips - like how the fuck do you edit one frame without it changing the other??!?!?!)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Did this as a caller-id picture for my phone
Dance Dance Dance!
But the damn thing doesn't animate when it rings!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# bastard technology!
throw it on the fire! along with all the other machines!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Took your advice
But the battery exploded - it seared away 60% of my skin... Not a good day!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# You could
just hold your phone up and make it dance along manually. Don't worry, you'll get used to people staring at you after a while.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Good to see George and Lynne back there..

Here's mine.

EDIT: Here's more (plus The Loser)
www.fatdrunkandstupid.com/unkle_fucknut.htm
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# .
Fantastcihe!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# pffffft!
Super!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Excellently rude and very 'Viz'!!
Keep it up! Want more!!!


WOO!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# more please
that's woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Tis very woo

but my boss decided it is NSFW

whoops....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# ahahahahahahahaha
ouch!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Stay there
I'm writing to the Daily Mail


Dear Daily Mail, I'm sure you'll be shocked to find I saw some rudeness on the internet. When will the government...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:38, archived)
# your site is the dogs bollocks
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# erm... thanks?
:o)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Aimed at myself... and no doubt many others!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# And just who
appointed you a member of the Refresh Police? ;)

Hehe... I've been caught red handed!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Wanking
again?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# he clocked me at it as well
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# I fyou're going to wank,
wank into a hat, all the kids are doing it you know.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# i'm sure i could find
a burberry thing to jizz into

its what it deserves
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Fwapping the titfer
is the hip young phrase.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# It's
the new Pokemon
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Yep,
the idea is to wank into as many different hats as possible.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Hmm...
Refresh as a euphemism for fwapping?

"Refreshers" will never taste the same again :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# I hear that
and elect to ignore it!

Bwahaha
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Hello, Sailor...


Hahaha, it's pants. I've wasted my life...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Arf!
nice finger action there!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# he looks as though he wants more than

a kiss......
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# thats all gay


but i like it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# are you the keeper of the sunshine elephant??
as i ahvent seen him on here for a while!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:30, archived)
# Muahahahaha
lamentably no. just a trainee.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# woo
but your comment made it more so...(are you paraphrasing the words of the Comic Book Guy in the Simpsons?)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# As long as
I am in no infringement of copyrights tht could result in a large lawsuit, then yes. If however I could lose all my wordly possessions to Fox in some kind of court fiasco, then no. It is pure coincidence.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# I AM the Comic Book Guy!
...except I work in a music shop. I am currently eating a dount and having some coffee while browsing the internet for geeky crap. I have wasted my life.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# one of the best lines in simpsons
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:45, archived)
# twiddle them fingers
you big old porky gay
(w/y)
May I whore a previous hardy?

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# .
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Here kitty kitty!
Here kitty kitty!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# that's right
you get it to come closer - I'll hit it with this spade, we'll eat like Kings tonight

:)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:28, archived)
# No no no no no
I won't

yeah, You can have a woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Aww
your woos will never be respected again.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# yeah it's a bit crap
isn't it. but i cant think of anything decent right now. sorry
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:28, archived)
# WHAT?!
You can't not respect my woo's. I'm sorry. what do I do now!

Can I ever Woo again?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Woo!
TJ: Does anyone know of a decent AVI to MP4 converter?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# I'd suggest
you have a look at www.sharewaremusicmachine.com
They always have shitloads of things like that you can try out.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:28, archived)
# MP4?
shit im one short! why didnt anyone tell me!!


/for the love of god!!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:28, archived)
# mp3's are sooooo yesterday man!
get with the iTunes generation!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# is that like
8 track?


/ponders
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Do a search for Virtualdub
Very nice piece of free software.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# check it ouuuuuuwt!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# yay!
there's never enough pics of guinea pigs on b3ta - well done!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# he's a cameo part in this little vid that I just finished...
check da walrus massiv!

can ah get a reeeewind!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:35, archived)
# i like it
proper bo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:53, archived)
# cheerz. :0)
...I bet you don't know who I am...yet you know me fairly well.....

muhahahaaa!

(evil laugh)

-well, how many people from cambridge do you know called Iain...?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Ooohhhh
Betty
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# sperm invaders
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Thats
funny

that laugh made i

:¬)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Hehe
nice idea
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Erm ... too obscure?

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:20, archived)
# possibly
but i like it..

woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# woo love it


But who watches, the watchermen??
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:28, archived)
# coastguard?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# that clears it up then
:o)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# glad it's settled,
now we can get on with more important matters...


tea anyone?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# coffee 4 me
cheers
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:37, archived)
# And who watches
The Watchmen watchers?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# tony the bloke who lives in my loft
:o)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# horrible
like hagar.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# .
Nice WYH!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# tea/monitor
interaction moment
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# not at all
very Quoesque
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Hehe
Possibly
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Hah!
Nice quonessness!

Woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# hahah
I love Watchmen

best of all the blah blah blah..
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Woo!
that am fantastick
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Watch'Em
WATCH 'EM HARD!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# oh no it isn't
watchmen rocks! and he is one of the best tragic anti-heroes ever



(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# WOOO to
Roshac and moloch!!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:25, archived)
# "Roshac"?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# im drunk!
?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# fanfookintabulous
and no, still one of my favorite comics along with v for vendetta and the killing joke. And the obscure "accident man"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:27, archived)
# Accident man
began life in Toxic did he not?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:33, archived)
# thank you
forgot the name. lost some of my best comics in a particularly fast and painful housemove.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Doesnt all this
make your mind sing P.W.E.I tunes!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# I was listening to Neds Atomic Dustbin last night
made me feel old...KILL...YOUR...(wait)...TELEVISION!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:44, archived)
# where'd you get the sourece pic?
that is class - but there's no bridge or chopper, just a raw shark
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# From Uncle Googie, same as all good things.
Click it, Click it hard!

Edit/ Raw Shark ;-)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Run for the Matterhorn ride
No problem then... It was suggested to me that I post during the day for you Britts. I didn't realize there would be such a nice reception.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# hardly an excuse to repost
especially as it was still on the board this morning.


/miserable sod
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# yes
i think we saw it earlier.

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# eek
and I made this
a while ago, late one night, for no reason
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:18, archived)
# i really like that.
how did you do it?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Flash
I don't really know what I'm doing, but I was fiddling about with the dragging thingee
(and now I always wear dresses)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:20, archived)
# quick and dirty.
and i am going to be playing with that all day


Now with signlanguage for the spasticated



also, noone suggested a repost, just leaving it until the dayshift.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:24, archived)
# hehe
I just discovered you can make a "TWAT YORSELF" from the original.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# or a comment on the cruelty of the fair folk?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:34, archived)
# arf
isn't childish fun?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:39, archived)
# too right.
i have got to play with flash for countdown/call my bluff/bandwagonesque signs.

next stop is a speedcock puzzle.

(to automate this)
been meaning to do for ages
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# yay! Go for it!
(Looks tricky though. I'm sure I've seen a flash tutorial with something like that in it somewhere - you might want to "borrow" that as a start)
:)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:47, archived)
# yay
for "flowery twats"
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:26, archived)
# reposting whore
reposting whore
reposting whore
you're such a bore
/playground
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:19, archived)
# for those who know
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# I don't think anyone does.
Is it ironic?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
# that is a big seller
in my shoppe
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Brilliant!
Yngwie Malmsteen... That takes me back a few years, so it does...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:31, archived)
# You released the fucking
fury.

which is a bit like the fear.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:41, archived)
# fighter of evil......defender of good and shopper of kittens....

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# Wooethindeedy
Indeedy-peedy!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Holy
furtive polar bears, b3taman!

Woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Good thinking b3taman


holy smokes
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Don't know why...
I just liked the picture



(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# its George Orwell's Big Brother!
Only in Cat Form!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
!!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# nice dressing gown

kittys not bad either
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)

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