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# Have a fish that seems a bit lost
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# he's like a
fish out of water ....


:)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# he'll be alright
he's next to an apple tree, the perfect landmark for international rescue to look out for
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# AT-AT at it

I fuckin' love AT-ATs, me.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# yay for at-at porn!

edit: Fancy a 4-some?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# It must be gutting
when you spend ages making an ani and when you post it someone's already done it, but much better.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Zineboy's is funnier though.
so there
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# They BOTH win then?
excellent. It's just like Swapshop.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# they are the same at-at's
sometimes they have a quickie down an alleyway behind a nightclub,
sometimes they can take their time because it's sunday night 9pm and they've had a glass of red.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# Nah,
Woo to that! It was only a quick re-hash of my front page pissing AT-AT anyways.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Which was, may i say
wonderful
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# those could be instruction diagrams
rabbit speed
tortise speed
alternate

edit: woo to the both btw
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Heck!
I hadn't seen that before, honest.

But yes, AT-AT porn is the new, er... help me here...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# schmoo?
hehe
Yours looks more... frantic.
woo!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# ahem
tenuous repost opportunity ...



(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)
# AT-AT porn is the new
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# Nooooooo!
I think we should all really get out less...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:21, archived)
#
AT-AT porn is the new black?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# bizarre dwarves and pregnant ladies?
maybe
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# I was wondering how long before that showed up.
Woo to both
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Cor he's
either really quick at shagging or he's having an epiletic fit.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# both?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Mabye they're stuck together
and he's trying to free himself

Thats what mummy said when I saw her and Daddy
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# that wasn't
daddy
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# So who have I been keeping
"Our little Secret" with all this time?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# someone cut his Es
with benzedrine

having said that, caffeine really fucks you up...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# no, he's got it in the wrong hole and is holding on
for dear life
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# wrong hole?
no such thing.

err.. for an AT-AT
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# how do you know

have you ever got intimate with an at-at

a simple yes or no will suffice, please don't give me details
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:15, archived)
# Hey, you boy
since the big update, much of John Fanzine doesn't work for me. Links draw blanks...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# Drop me an email
and I shall endevour to sort it out
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# quick and nasty*
sing along if you want
to the tune of Hollywood

* definately nasty
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# Ah,
now I see your genius.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Ding!Ding!
Super saver or first class sir?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# pushing the sicko barrier a bit isn't it ?
is there a Too sick for work Rule ?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# if there is then this passes
far beyond it...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# I am almost lost for words...
this does not happen often.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# i'm sorry i just find anything to do with this sort of think really quite evil...
might be just me
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:10, archived)
# but
deep deep deep down, you're laughing
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# *hugs Grandma*
Nono
See lots of people think it evil.
I was reffering to the fact that I cant think up a good insult.

EDIT: no no laughing. Desire to cut your fingers off and make you post something fluffy...YES but laughing? NO
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# thanks
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# this doesn't upset me as such, It just compels me to go >sigh<
and tut a bit
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# yes and
no

in that order
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# it's gone past the line
between funny and just plain wrong
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# there
is a free slot in hell between judas ascariot harold shipman
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# there
is a free slot in hell between judas ascariot & harold shipman
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# HELL
NOW!!!

And dont come back till you thought about what you have done.

Edit: No ticket, Tie them to the roof.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:05, archived)
# did someone book a taxi to hell
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Go to hell
Do not pass go, do not collect $200 and do not laugh at this!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Fook
i never thought i would see something that i considered too offensive.

I DO have a line..
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# Superb
I love it.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# care to
join me in hell then?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:12, archived)
# You're right
murdered children jokes are superb.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# It's no less foul
than bendy Twin Towers or exploding Arabs.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# I think
it is.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Thirded
There's nowt funnier than dead babies. Though it would be better if there was some kind of concentration camp involved, and some ovens. Or summat.

It's like that episode of the Simpsons where Homer joins that music festival thing - am I being ironic? I just don't know anymore...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:22, archived)
# remove it now!!!
Disgusting.. C,mon it's a bit much
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# MOST
woo!!

More sickness please!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:14, archived)
# ha
ha

more
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# Ouch!
Welcomes uncareful b3tans
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:18, archived)
# Mustang was never one for Morale speeches...


It seemed funny after a beer or 4...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Buy me 4 beers and i'll laugh.



(sorry, it's funny anyway...yay)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Linux has a lot to answer for
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# haha that made me giggle
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# WOO!
I love L&H
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha!
that's no penguin.....


(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:42, archived)
# "Well that's another frozen lake you've gotten me into"
"B... I'm sorry, Ollie..."
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# i wish i'd have though of that before,
anyone want the original to see if they can improve
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Yours is fine
I never can resist a caption though...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I can hear it in my head, Poifectly
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Soup
Herb
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# Tee hee - aceness!
But what's that got to do with linux?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# it wasa all i could think of at the time
linux = pengiun

edit: that was a bit italian
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:01, archived)
# Fairy snuff
woo
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# Grunt.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# i searched for the hero inside myself.
I had to spend fifteen hours in casualty being sewn back up. It was fucking painful.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Just
cos they told you you've got to?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# yes. i wasn't really that bothered either way,
but they seemed quite insistant. I didn't find any keys to my life, either.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# did you think you were like the Blue opera singer
in the Fifth Element?
Silly boy.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Was I wrong
to find her attractive?
Actually, I also found the blue woman from Farscape attractive as well...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:08, archived)
# mmmmm
alien priests...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:17, archived)
# pearoasts ahoy!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# very whiteninja
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:13, archived)
# woo to the pic
made me smile.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# Is it my imagination,
or are doctors

getting younger?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# nah it's the drugs they've been giving you
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Oooh
goody. Fnurp squirrel plunge.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Hehehe
Fuck Doogie Howser, this guys got it made
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# like dougie howser (MD)
i fucking hated him, but my brother forced me to watch it.

cunt
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Pah
Doogie was great.

some people.... no taste.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# Dougie
or your brother?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# both



cunts
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# Not really,
just inflated baby heads.

Pass the mescaline will you?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# yay!
well done
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# The noose is tightening !
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:47, archived)
# I
think you are missing the words 'pea roast' from you post
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)
# oh yea
PeaRoast thx :)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)
# they're the ones that'll hate you when you think you've got the world all sussed out
They're the ones that'll spit out you'll be the one left crying out
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# I draw the line
at pretending my name is Keith
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:58, archived)
# don't leave me high
don't leave me dry
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Put
the drink down, and step away from the keyboard!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# i'm ... on ... the ...
top of the world looking down on creationa nd the only explanantion i can find is the love that i've found ever sonce you've been around you're loves put me at the top if the world.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# has this bandwagon left?


edit: skeeeeeew!!!!! yay!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# It did,
but it looks like it came back for something it left behind
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# i like this wagon


it has lots of wheeeels
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# a pretty good effort.
The floor doesn't quite work, but then shifting the floor in perspective would be very hard to do. You have succeeded in giving the items above a sense of depth, so, well done you.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# i'd assume
you'd want to rotate the floor a bit, rather than just stretch it a bit.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:49, archived)
# well
you could do it using "skew", IE make a seperate layer for the floor, and once you've shifted the elements above it, use the skew transform to move the part of the floor nearest the camera relative to the distance the other layers moved, and it should create a smooth parallax effect, which would look rather spiffy.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:53, archived)
# sounds like a right kerfuffle
skew that
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# heh
well, if you have your file with the layers still intact, it should be quite easy, once you've seperated the floor into its own layer.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:57, archived)
# skew it
skew it hard


EDIT - um or see above ^
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:52, archived)
# There's something missing

Wait, I spotted it
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:06, archived)
# Penguin boogie...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# woo!!
dance lil fella dance!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# WOO
Look at him go...
and he changes colours as well.

W/Y/H
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooooo
i love him! he is so cute and wonderful!!!!!!!


Edit:he dances to badger well!!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# wuhooo....
look at the little fellah go!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:39, archived)
# without doubt
you have surpassed previous effort

/doffs
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# Who gave that penguin an e?
It'll only get dehydrated
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:46, archived)
# Look
at the little guy go - boogie!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# I can't to staring!
WOO!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Bwootiful!
Just bwootiful!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Penguins as Pets, a Handy Guide:
(1) Keep the Ephedrine cubboard out of your penguin's reach.



Woo! Yay! to you, sir!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# woo


yours is better though...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Lunch is over, so it's...

"Back to the 'Puter"
I'm punning myself to death here
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# dear dear
...arf!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# but not quite...
..shame really!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:56, archived)
# NO MORE SUPERSIZES!!!


I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of fat voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Sweet Jesus!!!!
that is soo fukking wrong! the kid not the shop!



Melt it down!!!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Fuck Man!
Im eating here!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Fucking hell
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# arghhhh! KILL IT!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# hahaha
i love that version so much.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# that's
brilliant
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# fat kids of the world UNITE!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:42, archived)
# hehe
I love that
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:03, archived)
# good lord!
That's just the height of too-muchery. Woo to the woo!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:09, archived)
# Anyone know where
the original vids from?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# Bloody hell!
Her parents should be shot...or they've already been eaten.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:37, archived)
# i think her parents
are perhaps the only people who shouldn't buy more crisps.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah,
its a fucking disgrace.
I bet they blame Mcdonalds for it as well.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:41, archived)
# indeed.
Although, I do really hate the way McDonalds market themselves to children. OTOH, i wouldn't take my children to McDonalds.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:44, archived)
# I think they took McD to the child
largish size
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:11, archived)
# fucking shit!
the parents should be arrested and castrated. evil cunts
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# Did anyone see the news yesterday ?
That the McDonalds 'Healthy option' Ceaser salad in fact contained more calories than a burger and fries ?

Even salad makes you fat now... And I've given up smoking... I'm going to be huge, like her !!

Yikes.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:38, archived)
# where did she come from?
who is jessica?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# Google
I did a search for "fat people" on the google image search thing :)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:55, archived)
# that is one fat fucking kid
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:55, archived)
# jesus fucking christ!
hide the food! hide the food!

(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:59, archived)
# They have
inside her
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:04, archived)
# that tourist girl
that tourist girl
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# is the child on top
doing an impression of no hands?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# good question
or is it the other way around?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Whoah!
You just blew my mind.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:45, archived)
# He'll eat them both you know

that's 'cos he's shellfish
...coat
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# groan....
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# awww
I WANTS ICE CREAM!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:35, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hhahahahhahahahahaha
hahahahahahha

class, made me laugh on an otherwise depressing day :)

(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 14:07, archived)
# eep


i hate statistics coursework, my brain starts wondering...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# .
seamless.



/blue meanie
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# if you'd set
the background to transparent that would be even better

have a woo anyway, i used to hate my stats coursework too, when i did it 12 sodding years ago. aaargh i'm sooo ooold
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# stats is easy
as long as you have minitab and exel..

Very scary pic... I hate those birds
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# bah, dont use the 's' word
am up to my elbows in ANOVA, Kruskal-Wallis tests and Tukey tests atm. god bless dissertations
nice pic btw :)
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:48, archived)
# that's
the wrong way round



pearoast
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:50, archived)
# Spocks brother was the replacement when Spock went missing.

Can't remember the brothers name though.
very quick and dirty, I know. But I only have MSPaint at work...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Woo to Star-Trek Spongification
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
that is truly fucking fantastic, i wasn't expecting that at all.
woo!

oh and woo to mr spong above for the pun
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Sybok - No relation to Reebok.
Not that I'd know.

What?

What?

What?

(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# um
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# anahahahhaha
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# reminds me ...
... of the farside, woo!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Selling cars to the Grim Reaper
is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# ha ha
what a chucklesome piccie!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Yay!
Ha ha ha
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:31, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant.

on this very subject, does anyone have a smallish car they want to flog, only i just killed another one and need to get to and from work
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:32, archived)
# Deserves a new woo
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
topos notches
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:51, archived)
# He enjoys Led Zeppelin and The Rolling Stones

(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:27, archived)
# and pina coladas


taking walks in the rain
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# And
making love at midnight, by any chance?!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:34, archived)
# and....
going on b3ta



and....having a good time
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:36, archived)
# whilst meant to be

working of course
(, Wed 10 Mar 2004, 13:40, archived)

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