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# Sorry to TJ
I found a great program for organising and viewing your fonts. i have over 700 now so fininding one in PS is bonkers! go here

members.ozemail.com.au/~scef/

its a dead small download and rather spiffy!

i will delete this thread when you bark enough for me!

also found here

www.5star-shareware.com/Desktop/FontTools/font-thing.html
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
# woof
spam

woof
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# its not a tj
its tw
nobber

btw you can cocknob off
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# why should they?
it's a tool that could be useful to people, there really is no need for you be unpleasent to them
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
# yes, but if we want utilities
we have google. if someone had asked then it might have been a different matter...
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:12, archived)
# im tired
i get moody
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:12, archived)
# Indeed
I'm downloading it.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:13, archived)
# woof.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm A Nasty Sounding Game...
soggy biscuit
But the film has to be nearly as bad!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Nyaah!
Well done, but... been done to bits already!
Sorry! :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Damn
I see it has been....
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
But you did "tank it hard"
so you win! :) :) :)
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:06, archived)
# ha ha ha thanks!
yeah I saw that again the other day and chuckled. ahhh those were the days!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:12, archived)
# ,,
resident evil 9: the awakening of McVities..
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# No Way to treat a lady

Erm... bug

MOD EDIT : please keep gifs to under 250k. Thanks love.
MOD EDIT #2 : Thanks love. Better.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:54, archived)
# dont u mean
erm... big ?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:54, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
file! lamost half a meg
make it 280 width and compress it

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
# hi, that picture is good but enormous
for info on making it smaller see

www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# arnt u a helpful little goat =P
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# He copped a feel of the lady
bird

woo!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Add some
blood!!!!!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)
# To whom it may concern,
Your animation is nice.

Yours,
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Thanks
.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Uh oh
I feel dirty for doing a p-roast but:

I'll get working on something new
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# ,
woo..

peter falk is a good actor
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] my first go
was this too obvious?

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
# just say no to bmps
give me a mo and I'll make a jpeg of it for you.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)
# i
like it
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# AGH THE BMP!!!!!
ohh the nightmares

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Is £5 a good enough donation?
Idon't have much money, but i want to give, only the other day i had no money to clear the over-overdraft expense of 95p

(i'd also like an icon)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:54, archived)
# any money is good enough
£5 is a min really though ;) talk to ginger hes the money man
[email protected]
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# the .bmp
makes it a tad ironic.

Try a jpeg?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Hi, welcome to b3ta!
BMP files are bad because they are enormous. I suggest saving photos as jpegs and other things as gifs

that post is top notch as a picture though!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Hello
and welcome to b3ta :)

A little bit of advice is not to save your work as .BMP files - they are not web friendly and tend to have huge filesizes.

You are much better to save your work as a .jpg, .gif or .png which are compressed and much smaller in size.

Welcome to the party though.

EDIT: YAY for jpeg goodness - woo to you :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# i said it first ner ner nee ner ner :P
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Only because
I spent longer typing more words and being nicer than you ;)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
# bah, i'm still only operating at 50% fluff level
after my depressing day yeserday
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# nice
www.militiadesign.com/

my portfolio wotsit is getting there.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:54, archived)
# One small criticism
does it have to make that clicky sound when I mouse over the links?

It's a little bit irritating.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# the new flash is at work
with tidier background, no dodgy rollover noises and a few bugs fixed.

just testing the rest of the site tonight :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Thats
woo
I had the same i idea, but i'm to lazy today!

open it in paint and save it as a jpeg, comes out at 32kb!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Unless
he/she has an older version of paint - they only save as BMPs
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:00, archived)
# soz
sorry folks, i'm pissed and i don't know what the hell i'm diong
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Hope this'll work
found an alternative host....i think



by the way the original is of "catch-22" I feel now this may have been too subtle.... :(
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
# haha
the pen 15 gag, that takes me back :)



(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Well...
Since the video of the kickboxer breaking his leg didn't make the newsletter, here's a link.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
# yeesh
a friend of mine did that... almost exactly the same break... except he fell on his leg and did it... nasty
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# aw,
they made him out.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:54, archived)
# oh. my. god.
that looks really, really, really bad.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Jesus Christ
that is bleeding horrible
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Ow.
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
# ow
owowow
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)
# I feel a little ill....
bleeeurgh
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# The Adventures of Crude the Dog
Part 2:


... very long.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# woo and yay to crude!
fantastic!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
# i like these
what colour is crude?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
# I can see
this getting syndicated. In the Daily Mail.

(or possibly not)

Woo!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)
# No! No! That should not have done that
I should not have burst out laughing really loud just because a rectangular dog said "Piss badger".

But, I did.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# wooo
ham sandwhiches!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:54, archived)
# woo
to this
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Not so quick, but MAN is it dirty.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# ..
hahaha.. that is truly worth a woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] more punnage
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# nicely done!
woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)
# like it
.
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:01, archived)
# The Adventures of Crude the Dog
Part 1:


... it was a very long day at work.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)
# hahaah
nice
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# I have a poster on my wall
to a similar effect.
Swearing is big and clever, kids!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# It really
fucking is.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# aint that
the fucking truth.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# cunting
right
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# oy! you people!
no swearing on the fucking board!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Is this the fucking board?
I thought it was the message board.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# shit
sorry
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# but it's nearly
fucking nekkid hour. Anything pissing goes.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# is pissing really a swear?
i never thought it was.

on wednesday i passed in a paper with the word 'bollocks' in it. hopefully my teacher will be amused rather than angered.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)
# too
cuntin' right
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)
# That made me laugh
far more than it really should have done.

Is that Domo's dog?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# it's actually the overhead
view of Wythenshawe Hall with eyes and a slight tail.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:44, archived)
# doo doo do dedo do doo do
.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)
# knew there was
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# how many frames is yours?
this one came out at about 73
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)
# about 230
although the first one I posted had the important part missing because I forgot about case sensitive filenames on unix
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)
# Nice
name. How's Traal at this time of year?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)
# now is the ideal season to visit
/goes to find knife & fork
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Hmm
*goes to find a Vogon's grandmother for dinner*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)
# ouch
ive done a 500 framer b4.. never again
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# hi
cockalorum!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)
# /me asks nicely
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# paint the whole world with a
wooyay
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# jesus! that's well cool
hi cockalorum
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# class
:)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Now that's
a dirty trick!

Much woo for you
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:44, archived)
# you are far too young
to be that good.
WOUPLA!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)
# woo!
that is awesome!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)
# much Woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Top notch pixellage!
Yay!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)
# Haha! That's brilliant!
Have a new woo.

(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)
# top woo
there mate.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# hehehe ;p
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)
# brilliant
the boy can do no wrong.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# utmost wooyay to you
that is bloody brilliant
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# more genie-arse work from the pixel king
WOO YAY HOUPLA
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Now that is
Woo

Yay

HOUPLA!!!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:50, archived)
# that is
absolutely brilliant.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
# they never get old mate
=D
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:52, archived)
# bloody hell
that's fantastic, do you never sleep?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# smashin'
:)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:58, archived)
# that is class,sir.
I like it very much.

Can I threadtangent™ for second to make an observation re this week's compo?

The comp (as written) relates to board games and playground games... but half the entries relate to arcade/console/PC games. I'm not dissing the quality of the entries, but are we seeing the evidence of the generation that grew up entirely by the light of the cathode ray tube?

ok...drunken 30-something rant over.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)
# I think it may be because
of how the challenge is worded. It talks spefficly about computer games being made in to movies.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:53, archived)
# and it says...
"The rubbish films made of computer games oozing out of Hollywood set us thinking. Surely we can come up with even worse films based on the playground and board games we used to play?"

Haven't the CRT generation got the attention span to read to the end? Jesus. Do we need an advert break in the middle of the sentence or something?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:56, archived)
# bloody kids.
no respect.
;)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# i
agree
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:59, archived)
# thank you
thank fuck for the old skool.

I am right here, aren't I?

Can't they go outdoors, climb a tree, set fire to some stuff, vandalise a phone box?
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:01, archived)
# haha
Im just a newbie and i got it right.. now if only my ps work wasnt such crap
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 0:08, archived)
# Heheheheh
woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Have a fluffy typeface with a shit background!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)
# It's
rather difficult to read.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)
# I demand
animated bunny cartwheels.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:44, archived)
# that is the highest order of gooiness
I wish msn would work...need to enter compo.....

*arse*

i want to make gay rabbit things too....
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)
# could always try UKDragon.
If it does well you can move it to msn later.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# TJ!
I'm getting all nostaglic for me ole speccy. I really want a screensaver that simulates the stripey borders that went "oooooh eek! oooooh eek! oooooheeeeeee heewah heewah heewah".
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:44, archived)
# I hope that
that says something really naughty.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:44, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# hahahaha
i like that
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] The horror!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)
# is that a gif,
or am i pissed?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:41, archived)
# it's a fireworks .png,
I think. Curious.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)
# No...
it's a PNG
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)
# It's a PNG
They are the future.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)
# much like
garlic bread.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)
# To Gif or PNG
Somebody - a linux twat - once bugged me in a chat room about the evil of gif's. Summit to do with license issues that only penguin linux people can get upset over... But hey, PNiGs optimise better methinks
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:46, archived)
# The patent/license
for GIF's ran out last year so they are royalty free now anyway.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Gif patents expire
this year.

Er, in europe that is to say, it's already expired in america.

png animation is done with a different file type (mng?) which if I remember rightly isn't supported by most browsers, if any.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:51, archived)
# but it's the only time you'll ever see something referred to as
"an animated ming" outside of a flash gordon comic
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] First compo post in ages.. been reading up
on my photoshop skills ain't helped yet.


(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)
# woo
yay houpla!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)
# hehehe!
huzzah for learning how to use the thing
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)
# I don't....
oh! the game! got it!

/edit: also, yay!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)
# was gonna have the downfall game...
as one of the tower blocks behind but I haven't got to the using layers anf blending.

I had to do it before someone else does, strike while the hummus is luke warm I say.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)
# hehehe, true
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Ta very much like...........
bought a book t'other day, one of those 'even your granny can use type affairs'. I have saved the links for when I'm truly confident of my surroundings.....
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)
# oooh which book?
the ones i have are more photographic work so i'm looking for an all round book
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Its a bit embarrassing.........
'Photoshop 7 in easy steps'ISBN 1-84078-218-8

pretty much a beginners guide, all the basics, hence 'seamless' posts i always produce. he he
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# I haven't had time to shop in what seems like ages..
..got a bit of hummus for this compo too. FugNuckits.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Downfall wasn't
exactly the hardest thing to figure out. Had more trouble with 'Ghost Castle'.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)
# lets try this again....
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)
# LOL
truely lol; was chokin after see'n this!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Eeek!
Its one of the Chuckle Borthers.
I saw them live, you know. They are truely scary.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)
# people i know are getting into MSN ooooh!
imagine that
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:41, archived)
# yay
me too...................... Theres noone online... bugger
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:49, archived)
# stunningly
great.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)
# whee!
is that nick nolte doing a chris christofferson imitation?
and doing it well?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)
# lol thats what i
was thinking when i was making it
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)
# hey, look at this site...
it's like a dutch b3ta fan site. there's stuff from stickfigure and mr and mrs wheatley and stuff
www.flabber.nl/
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:41, archived)
# ooh
yummy hot girls galore
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Woo
I like that.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)
# OOZ


I truely am perverted.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Yes,
yes you are
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Oh my
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Ewwwww
</willow>
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)
# there is a website which advertises itself as yhaving brian blessed nude pics
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)
# I'm disturbed
that you know that.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Me likey
Gimme link!

Edit: Sorry that realy is taking it too far
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] The Hunt for Red Rover, Come Over.

I loved this game as a kid. 2nd post BTW.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)
# red
rocket?
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:33, archived)
# yeh
Yeah i know its crap, but i couldnt figure out how to make the shit-machine red.

o well

D
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Before Bonsai kittens they tried other things


('pologies for not bean more inventive)
(edit: I do think i'm pretty skill though,)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Have a sympathy reply on me.
woo!
(, Sat 13 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# #2 Ducky found teh ulpoad codesfd!1111!!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:29, archived)
# Scary...
Im never going near little yellow duckies again o.o
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)
# woo!
and yay to carnivorous ducks!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)
# good evening
and just in case Bemo hasnn't noticed, especially for you, from 197latesomething
LOOOOOK myweb.tiscali.co.uk/mark.mcmillan/m_r/monstermunch1977.rm
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)
# I feel
all gooey and nostalgic. They were super fluffy, weren't they.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:34, archived)
# that's cool but
i have no reccolection of them... mainly because i'm not in the UK i suppose
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)
# i was just stealing
your post because it was near the top of the screen at the time.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:38, archived)
# quite alright
no problem, just send me some lego to compensate
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:40, archived)
# I
canada that! (well makes me laugh in the accent in me head!) well, depending on the postage i just might.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:41, archived)
# oooh that would be superb!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:43, archived)
# i might send things
to all the fabulous people what i talk to on here. just for the fun of it.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# I like lego
I am now the proud owner of a 8880 Supercar.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:48, archived)
# lol! teh
duck is l33t. shark got pwn3d.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Wisely said :)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)
# now that's to stuff!!
wooyay
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)
# holy cats!
and did you know that the vampire finch is a real bird?

it plucks the feathers from large sea birds and drinks the resulting blood.
100% of biological fact!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:30, archived)
# i was one of them once
but i got bored
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)
# got bored with drinking sea bird blood?
i wouldn't have thought it possible!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:36, archived)
# yeah
i've moved on to bigger and better things
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Gosh,
nightmaretastic
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Oh hohohoho!
I was right, you see!
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:37, archived)
# You made me do it...
me == zombie
(, Fri 12 Mar 2004, 23:47, archived)

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