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"mummy look what I've done!"
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:46,
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he looks a happy chappy!
w/y/h
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:47,
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Bwahahaha
Great, m8. ( yes, that rhymes. )
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daankenobi ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:47,
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cnut?cnut?
write it out again 1000 times!
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:48,
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cnut! cnut! cnut! cnut!..ect
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:49,
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Ain't that cute
BUT ITS WRONG woo!
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:48,
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Dare I use that as my work wallpaper...
Woo!
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magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:48,
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ooh!
le piss de mind
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summat to do with kittens ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:49,
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very lovely i swore when i was a child and my mummy told me off
SOUP!
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:48,
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ha ha ha
/ponders whether can use on work pc /decides after careful pondering 'fuck it'
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summat to do with kittens ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:49,
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yay!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:50,
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can't take credit for the idea... that was sweavo (or whatever name he's using nowadays)
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stup0t ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:45,
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Not hee-bee-gee-bees?
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magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:46,
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oh yeah... I never made the link that it could be he (bee gee) bees. I only thought of he bee (bee gees). /edit: I have no idea what you're on about *innocent whistle*
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stup0t ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:48,
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woo!
(isn't it he bee gee bees)
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summat to do with kittens ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:46,
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haha
are they cousins of the underlings?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:47,
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'm just glad
to see them alive at last! And better than I could've managed! Woo!
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Oscar Wildebeest ,
Fri 2 Apr 2004, 1:49,
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Hrrrmmmm! When sound all the same your tunes do,
pissed off you will be!
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OhnobMcWizzPop ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:45,
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Strong in you the quo is
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:47,
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Another SPORK
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Oboklob ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43,
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Now THATS useful
[/sarc] Nice pic :D
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:44,
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*nnnnNNNGNNNNGNNNNHHHHNGN*
(hold on I think my forehead keyboard probe has dropped off)woo! mentalist!
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dognutz ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:46,
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It's a dobber
not a probe. That is mental though, woo.
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magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:46,
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Ha ha ha ha ha
I like that. Although Spam Cork sounds like a euphemism to me.
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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:46,
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Gives your wine
a meaty zing. Woo!
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Comma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:47,
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what a lovely
word spork is
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hYpe is haunted by humans ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:48,
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Sporks!
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Mond ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:56,
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Aquatic warfare
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But then again, I could be wrong ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:40,
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Your username confuses me
"aquatic warfare... but then again, i could be wrong" Woo to the pic!
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:41,
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Confusion is good
Keeps you on your toes :P
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But then again, I could be wrong ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:42,
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just like the guy
"Or is it?" eg "ART" Or_is_it?
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alexnessie \o/. ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43,
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Yup, him too
im gonna think of a confusing one...
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:44,
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try
"or not"
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alexnessie \o/. ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:49,
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Ok
i will
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:03,
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curse the evil
defence industry for mutilating turtles
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:42,
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what its really for
and thats why they don't want crustys smoking there
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dakster ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37,
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Woo!
That cloud looks like a roast chicken
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Canker ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:41,
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rofl !
yes it does, Woo to the pic !
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Shifty Bloke ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:42,
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I think
it looks like a mexican strangling a staircase!
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:42,
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Hehehe
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Canker ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:46,
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Dilbertising workmates...
Dunno what the policy is on Dilbert-shoppage tho...
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sintaxasn ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:34,
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Thats excellent.
w/y/h
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busy phil is still bloody busy ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:35,
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bah dum 'tsh
woo!
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jumblesale ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36,
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ah.finally..
the winner of the _Best_ use of a dilbert comic is... you.
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36,
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ha
very good
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Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36,
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I like that
I even recognise the strip it's based on. But then I do have over 10MB worth of them on my computer.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37,
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this one ?
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spiny - things are looking up ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:49,
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So you just stuck
your work mates heads on a dilbert cartoon? You didn't add the text did you? If you did, woo! if you didn't, I don't know your work mates so it isn't funny.
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magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37,
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be gentle...
it's only my 9th time :) and no not original text but still amusing i thought - wrong obviously... sniff... Anyway, it's painstaking to cartoonise people if you're crap at shoppage like me.
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sintaxasn ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:44,
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Don't worry
I'm just a miserable fucker today, usually I'd let that sort of thing go. Keep trying and next time, I might just woo it. Not that me wooing your pic is any great appreciation, and worthy of the effort.
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magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:47,
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as long as its funny or well done, you did it
and not too nsfw is my policy for a picture woo
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anythingbutthisactually ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38,
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Hmmm
Messing with Dilbert comics is like jumping of a cliff... You're as good as dead.
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daankenobi ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:42,
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Jesus was a black man?
I'm new. ( and dutch ) You know those t-shirts saying 'Jesus was a black man?'... So I made Mr T. White..
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daankenobi ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:34,
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i made a t-shirt
which said "Bach was a black man" no-one liked it so i've only worn it 2wice
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Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:35,
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I WANT THAT SHIRT!
How much?
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36,
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:P
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Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36,
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Perhaps
you could have capitalized on the popularity of 'bootylicious' by creating a T-shirt that said 'Baby's got Bach' instead./coat
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froopyscot may have a prehensile cock ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37,
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dammit
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Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38,
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Wohoa!
Welkom op B3ta, Je zult nooit meer vertrekken. :P
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36,
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ist du landwortetorte?
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1 ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37,
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The guy is dutch
So i speak to him in his native language. (welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave.)
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38,
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Ja, mit kartoffel zimmer.
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magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38,
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Why does everyone who sees dutch
start to talk in german? It's NOT the same! It's not even alike! *cries* Edit: "yes, with potato chamber" ???
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:39,
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That is the only piece of
a foriegn language I knew. I recognise the difference between German/Dutch, but thought I would join in.
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magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43,
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I know the difference!
I am no eikel
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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane! ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:52,
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that might be the best
response I've ever read
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:42,
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Seconded
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43,
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Argh, nederlanders!
(oops sorry, hallo!)
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devilstick ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38,
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*breaks out the picnic
of mashed potato and pickled herring*
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dognutz ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:41,
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You're forgetting
Hagelslag, drop and boerenkool met worst
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43,
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And I hate all of that :)
Just give me some lasagna or something!
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devilstick ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43,
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welcome!
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summat to do with kittens ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37,
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but ... jesus *was* a black man
jesus was a batman oh no ... that was bruce wayne /genius welcome! (I'd say that in dutch but all I can remember is "two beers please")
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37,
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Me too
and 'How much for the boy as well?'
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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38,
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Jesus wasnt really black.
People from Israel arnt black..
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daankenobi ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:40,
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it's a quote
from a song and he was blacker than me (or at least he would have been if he actually existed)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:44,
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he did exist
its just is he the son of god and the messiah thats the point of conjecture
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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane! ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:53,
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He's not the messiah
He's a very naughty boy.
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quiltypig ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:06,
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pffft
sorry ... took a while to sink in. (bishop/actress/etc)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:47,
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great song
Heros by Black Grape, everyone should own this song. Sean Ryder made Pop-Eye cry...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:07,
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Neem een wauw voor deze wonderschone fotoschop
Wauw joepie hopla :P (woo yay houpla)
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Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:49,
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bleh
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jumblesale ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:31,
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excellent
i loiks that especially the lips
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Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:32,
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ooh
didn't notice those before, but those are definitely ace!
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Funtastic Pony Magic ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:33,
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:P
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Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36,
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I especially like the bit with the pixels.
woo
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1 ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:34,
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The jet is free
but in HP fashion, the fuel refills cost a fortune.
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froopyscot may have a prehensile cock ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:34,
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f 15s are my faverit
plane
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STINK BOMB ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:34,
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Does that make it
an inkjet?
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:39,
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ooooooooo
you're...so....close....hee
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jumblesale ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:41,
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The clue
is in the branding, which would seem extraneous at first...
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TheHorseWithSteelFrame Self-referencing comment in the third person ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:44,
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in the valley of the blind, the baby with 3 noses is king
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Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:30,
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Make it wobble
Oh sorry, wrong person.
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magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:30,
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huh?
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Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:32,
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It looked a bit Yakmonkey ish
when I first saw it, and he got a bit narked when we told him to make it wobble.
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magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:33,
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Forget the priests.
I think we need some bishops.
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PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:33,
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bishop
from alien?
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bigbomba ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:34,
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ew
looks like its asleep...
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jumblesale ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:33,
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how does it smell?
oh ... quite well I suppose.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:33,
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Remember the sweet music echoing through the streets?
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ButtMunch ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:24,
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oh its a marvelloous night for a moondance
my jazz band play moondance
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Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:25,
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my elphick tribute band
play boondance
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ButtMunch ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:28,
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ha ha ha
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Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:29,
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Hey!
Where did we go?
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:29,
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where
did who go?
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jumblesale ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:30,
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Do you remember when?
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mog ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:31,
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na na na na na na na
na na na na *hiccup*
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:34,
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My god
how you have grown. *gestures*
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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:35,
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Days when the rains came
(in that hat, surely)
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DogHorse plop ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37,
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Aargh
the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! the pun! woo
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doctorgeorge It's good to be back ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:37,
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.
for some reson no websites will let me stay logged in now, i have cookies enabled. any ideas?
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bigbomba ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:23,
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It's because you've visited
too many porn sites. :)
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mog ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:24,
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2nded
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:25,
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bah
you gits
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bigbomba ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:25,
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haahaha
i'm gonna piss off for some soup
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:27,
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homemade?
can i have some?
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Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels* ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:27,
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hmm PISS off
for some soup..... i'd think you'd be silly to take up the offer edit: but feel free (btw i'm not saying piss off)
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:29,
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haha!
You would have gotten away with it too...
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mog ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:27,
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*removes mask*
it was really the owner of the roller disco/hotel/sheriff/sex shop
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GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:28,
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simplify to:
"the old man"
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:29,
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woo
! kill it! KILL IT ALL!
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:26,
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sooo
its the chilis again is it?
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:27,
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so
we meet again mishter yann
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:27,
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are you stroking
a cat, and looking decidedly evil?
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:29,
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well
i'm stroking, and looking decidedly evil...
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:29,
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stroking a pussy?
*reaches for coat*
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:30,
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*whistles*
i'll leave it to your imagination..
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:31,
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So we meet again
Karoma and Yannn..woo!
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:29,
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hello
again... not doing the super huge thread again! fucking hell its hot in here, damn hospitals
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:31,
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the
morgue is nice and cool.and has sexy dead people
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:32,
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mmmmm
necrophilia (sp?)
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:32,
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*gasp*
You're on the interweb at work? Tisk, I'm sure you're the only one here that does that ;P
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:32,
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been out on the road all mornin'
i spend all time in the office on b3ta
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:33,
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Top idea old bean!
I've been stuck at home all day with a basturding cold....twatting germs....
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36,
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mmmm cold
seriously you dont know how hot it is in here hope you feel better soon!
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38,
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Cheers!
and I hope you feel er.....colder soon!
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:41,
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share
the germs?
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43,
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
now,where did i leave that violin..
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:38,
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inside a corpse
?
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:41,
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jebus!
that's sick... you sick sick twunt! jebus! *walks away* *shaking head in disgust and disbelief* tut! :p
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:43,
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could have been a mistake
like doctors who leave their watches inside patients
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:44,
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this
is why i'd walk through a metal detector after surgery..if i ever went to hostipal
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:45,
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Aaahh..
but what if they left a plastic ring in you?
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:48,
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they would be cheap
...go private, they probably leave nice things
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:49,
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like
car keys or chocolate...
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:52,
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ha-hah!
hotel: (an 'h' word) : leave a chocolate on your pillow hostipal : (an 'h' word) : leave a chocolate inside you... or not.
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:54,
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Hmmm...
your theory does make sense...but then, i'm blonde,remember? LMAO!!!1111!!
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:56,
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:o
why would the....oooohh.... "bead" ?
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:50,
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and with that...
i'm letting this die.
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Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:56,
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Arrr
Don't kill it! Yannn, resusitate* now! *or show you spell
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:02,
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nope let it go!
i dont feel in the mood for reading one line at a time again, move back to the front of the site, please!resusitate?
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:07,
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*Weep*
It had it's whole life ahead of it and now its gone! Why, oh why did it have to be this way!aye, that one
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:12,
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...and it was just
one day away from retirement boo hoo
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:13,
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*sniff*
Why is it always the good ones?
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:14,
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better to burn out
than fade away.... tho saying that, i think we are at the one word per line stage again
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:15,
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WoOoOoOoO
'Tis a great thing to be sure ;)
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:17,
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at what point
does the server die a creeking death, screaming "i just cant go any further right, god-dammit you crazy kids"?
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:20,
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dunno,lets see.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
round there me thinks ;)so not far to go!
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:23,
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*bang* *crash*
there it goes oh suddenly lots of people have just come into the office, where the hell have they all been?
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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:25,
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Probably
leaving car keys and chocolates inside people :p
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:26,
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hehe
i would be worried if they let the IT department operate on people i think people might be trying to talk to me, ahh well nevermind eh?
(
comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:27,
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heehee
Well, ya never know these days, what with the doctor shortage and all
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:30,
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hey
i would give it a go tho i may pass out the second i see someones insides *shudders*
(
comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:32,
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Blergh :(
I saw this thing a few days ago and this bloke was operating on someone and he started pinging his intestines and saying how "shiny" they were
(
Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:34,
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mmmmmm shiny intestines
beeeeluuuurghhhh its really odd working in a hospital, fixing PCs in wards full of dying people... ooh fag break time
(
comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:38,
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Is fag break
your only joy around the dying? I suppose you'd have to be careful not to ignight anyone
(
Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:42,
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the office i work in is an old geratric ward converted into an IT department
very odd and yes fag breaks and b3ta help the working day go round
(
comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:44,
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That is quite
weird. Do you ever see the ghosts of old fogies floating around looking for their glasses?
(
Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:47,
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not yet....
tho the "dirty utility" room is a bit scary, just a tiled room with bars over the windows, i dont want to know what they did in there probably involved "hosing down" *shudders*
(
comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:50,
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*Gack*
that made me choke on my chicken noodle Cuppa souptm
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:54,
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oooh
cuppa soup, havent had one of those in a while went right off all instant foods after the last 4 years spent at the reading festival oooh home time, always a pleasure, bye bye!
(
comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:56,
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Bye bye!
Safe home and watch out for any Karomas or oldies who need a good scrubbing!
(
Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:57,
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Yargh!
You killed Flea!! oh well, at least it wasn't Anthony..
(
Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:27,
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i didn't kill him
thats what he really looks like under his human rubber disguise
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bigbomba ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:28,
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I see..
In that case, carry on..
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:29,
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Your
Interweb is broke.
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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It ! ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:28,
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you've probably
got a big ugly fuck off insect thing lodged up your scsi port. (but I've no idea what the technical problem is) edit: and woo/groan (how rude)
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:28,
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You know
it took me far too long to get that. But then I'm not a Chili Peppers fan.
(
PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:30,
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b..b..but
why??sorry,you don't have to answer that, just an immediate reaction :P
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Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:35,
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I like...
...RHCP
(
Dittmeyer ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:58,
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I now
love you
(
Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 16:00,
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wait a minute
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hamchicken&peas ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:22,
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Subtle.
Nice work!
(
mog ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:23,
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woo!
to the butterquo!
(
beneneuman ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:23,
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ha
good name!
(
Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels* ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:24,
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haha!
Very YAY!
(
But then again, I could be wrong ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:24,
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Nice. Really nice.
Woo.
(
Comma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:25,
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wonderful
very subtle
(
Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:26,
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Talk Talk?
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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:26,
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Nice
(
PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:26,
archived )
Amazing
thank you lord for the amazing B3tafly...
(
Jarvichi Yarr! ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:52,
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As well as being undead, Mummies had bad vision and cleft palettes......not to mention bad teeth.
(
But then again, I could be wrong ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:22,
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he should
have gone to specsavers.
(
Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels* ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:28,
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.
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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:22,
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Hehe
(
wayward. ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:25,
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use of dildos
i think it is totally wrong for girls to want to use dildos on guys but if u think other wise let me know
(
nymphorab ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:15,
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On the subject of cocks,
why don't you "off"?
(
Mr Gear the gay-maker ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:16,
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Actually, while we're on the subject...
Can anyone recommend a good and cheap web hosting service?
(
edhead ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:17,
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www.nurples.com cheapest one I could find, at least the cheapest domain giving one although it's us based in the us so I'm not sure it'll work for uk people
(
1 ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:19,
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he he
you said nurples!
(
beneneuman ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:22,
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www.uploadit.org
is very good
(
But then again, I could be wrong ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:22,
archived )
I use one
which charges £20 per anum for hosting small to medium sites. More information iof you need it can be made available. thanks
(
Dangermouse. ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:23,
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link?
(
1 ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:26,
archived )
try freenetname
it's, er, free.
(
Mr. Partyhat ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:36,
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I use a reseller package from
srlhosting.com. very cheap, reliable and helpful. £10-ish per month for loads of websites.
(
teasus likes tea ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:46,
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Personally
I think it's splendid. Afternoon all!
(
mog ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:17,
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'noon
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:18,
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'noon Grandma.
And may I say that your lego woo yay down there *points* is very nice indeed. Well done.
(
mog ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:20,
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thanks very kind of you, I went through a phase of lego animations...
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:23,
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Yay!
(
mog ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:25,
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Jog
On
(
Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:18,
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Wullah!
It's the school holidays already.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:18,
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does that mean
i can leave work early?
(
mongychops ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:19,
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Yeah, go on
Take the rest of the week off.
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:21,
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woo
bye everyone i'm of to margate for cockles
(
mongychops ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:24,
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can I bum you?
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:19,
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Oh for fucks sake
you cunt. Just fuck off and die.
(
magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:20,
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(
1 ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:21,
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i love that picture
althought im under the impression - i will be seeing it many times in the future
(
Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:24,
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There is a
difference between a newbie and a trolling cunt smear head.
(
magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:24,
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it's their first message
it's a bit rubbish and has a "u" in it ... but it's sparked a few responses. And dildo threads should be welcome on any decent massage messageboard.
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:26,
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that's a trifle harsh
no no ... this is a trifle harsh "look at me - I'm sponge and custard and I'm going to spank you" /austinpowers
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:23,
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It's ok for anyone to want...
but remember: Put everything you want in one hand and shit in the other...see which fills up first.Ain't gonna happen
(
Sector 612 ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:21,
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TJ:
www.apqx89.dsl.pipex.com/Cat.mpg Not very sfw or fluffy... but i thought i'd share. sharing is caring.
(
Karoma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:22,
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i think its quite good actually!
:o)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:22,
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hear hear
(I mean what kind of a "nympho" are they if they don't fancy a bit of strap-on action every now and then?)
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:25,
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exactly!
makes you sore but its worth it :o)
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:26,
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i would use my cock off picture
but i would get told off for using it so instead - have this linkgroups.msn.com/ITNNews/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=148
(
Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:23,
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i really like that!
woo!
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:29,
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(
Sector 612 ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:13,
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Ooh
careful now, you'll only iritate it yayoow
(
edhead ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:14,
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Have another......
...baby in a jar.....
(
Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly. ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:19,
archived )
best
lava lamp ever
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:20,
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That Explains a Lot
Ah, so that'll be the Police database that failed to stop Ian Huntley getting a job at Soham school then?
(
serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it! ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:11,
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Heh
When you get right down to it, pretty much everything can be blamed on Microsoft.
(
PointyHairedJedi Eats Sporks And Bees ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:16,
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lack of hummus today
so here's my new woo instead...click for biggernessnessness
(
hYpe is haunted by humans ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:05,
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that's beautiful
well done on you a woo for a woo
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:06,
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My cock
is high on olorum.
(
magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:07,
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It's shiny so I like it.
But it spins a bit fast.
(
Comma ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:07,
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That is quite woo for a woo.
(
The If has remembered this site. ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:07,
archived )
i can see my face in the reflection
(
rigby happened on (and with added toothache) ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:07,
archived )
Now that's what I call wooyay 2004
*
(
edhead ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:07,
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Have a rather large WOO for your woo!
(
But then again, I could be wrong ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:07,
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.
(
Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:07,
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Woo!
*yarck* mindpiss!!
(
Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:08,
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Yay!
(
Sector 612 ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:09,
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A shiny hollow
woo, how nice
(
enthusiastic amateur delurked at: ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:12,
archived )
90% of my messages have been because of this but...
DAMN YOU B3TA! INTERVIEW MR SCRUFF! *fixes caps lock* interview mr scruff already!
(
Heffer foiled, once again ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:04,
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Fuck off you cunt
AND shove it up your arse. BTW who is this Mr Scruff? Is he like a messy Mr Muscle?
(
magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:05,
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who is mr scruff?
www.mrscruff.com he makes very WOO songs and incredible YAY animations and drawings
(
bigbomba ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:07,
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you frigging go stalk him
and do it yourself lazy sod!
(
GrandmaOfShoes ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:05,
archived )
Thanks for the threadwaste, now
(
chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:06,
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dammit
your cock off is better than mine
(
Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:06,
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I get that a lot
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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:07,
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Oh, I misheard...
But still, my cock IS better than yours
(
chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:07,
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we'll see about that!
(
Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:09,
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*bottles it*
(
chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:12,
archived )
Yeah
but when he turns his cock on, well you gotta see it to believe it. Not as good as mine though:http://www.b3ta.com/board/2973421
(
magnum ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:08,
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i think it's a perfunctuary topic *agrees*
(
Heffer foiled, once again ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:07,
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huzzah
(
Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:06,
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(
1 ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:12,
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:P
quiet you
(
Market Man ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:14,
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but mr scruff is so cool. and so beta-like
(
Heffer foiled, once again ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:17,
archived )
Pull my
finger
(
edhead ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 15:08,
archived )
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