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# .
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Arf arf!
(I think that a quarter...)
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Woo to that
But why is everyone called Dave? When will there be a Julian? Or a Bruce?
(Splurdy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# dave is a good comedy name
it suggests reliable, sturdy, a bit dim...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
# i just used your optimisation tutorial
to make a moving thingie.
it was a big moment for me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)
# my optimisation one, or my moving thingies one?
either wa, yayayay... i'm sure you'll soon be as great at that as you are at the rest of this nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# *falls over laughing*
unlikely. although, from such great beginnings, i suppose i can only go up.
i just want to make a lame animation for my 1 year birthday, so i figured i may as well get vaguely acquainted with imageready now.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# yes
pronounced Diiiaaave
(hotlcp, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Three uses of the name "Dave" throughout history:
1. "I don't think you wanted to do that, Dave..."
2. "Alright, Dave?" "Yeah, fine, Trigger."
3. "DAAAAAAAAVE! YOU'RE MY WIFE DAVE!!!"

These are but three. There are many more.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# nad there's comedy dave off radio one
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# haha you said nad!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Exactly
Maybe it's time a name like Francis got a chance
(Splurdy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Dear Sir,
I read your recent article on three landmark uses of the name Dave. I found it both enlightening and intersting.
That is all.

Yours

Ben.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)
# Everybody's dead, Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha!
I see that death knows the tango!
(fcknuts, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# i pity the fool who tried to cut in


WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Duncan Egghew

all the other eggs call him man head
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)
# what is spread on the toast
it looks like manky butter
(hotlcp, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)
# I read
that as man butter...

shit I've been here too long.
(teasus likes tea, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# hehe love the blinking but I don't know who he is
but woo
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Oi
The inside of my egg tastes a bit "queer"
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# well
id leave off the toast then.
(hotlcp, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# I concur
what is this strange salty-tasting clear jelly?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)
# jedi-e murphy?


these arent the bad ass mo fos your looking for bitch
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
# jediiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
it's pronounced iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

no pun is fun
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)
# gay
is pronounced "u"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)
# edit monkey!
Why did you change the "you" to "u"?
It doesn't really make sense either way!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)
# ROFLOLMAO!!!!111
U R TEH FUNNEH!!1
(Splurdy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)
# *titter*
he said gay...to me.... *titter*.... no wait...i'm heart broken...man, where this school..
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)
# sorry dude
but if you flame people you can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)
# SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
plantphys.info/plants_human/seeds.gif
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)
# seeds and desist
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)
# ARRRRRRRSSSSSIINNGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CUUUUUUNNNTYYYYYYYY MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)
# Endosperm....
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
# Oh dear
yanmania is in the house again

*logs out*
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)
# then you won't hear me calling you a
cock-knocker

everybody calm down
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# I am being fluffy, believe me
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# My mother always said:
"If you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all." I haven't, so I wont, for the time being...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)
# WOAH!
stop right there, karoma did flame* him, and why would it matter that they'd been here longer?

baa has been here longer than the majority of b3ta's members


*actually i'm not sure he did... but it could certainly be read as one
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# A salient point
indeed. My logic is prone to errors of this nature. Watch me take it all back really quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# sorry
wasn't meant as a flame
say jedi ...like pie..

piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
jediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
# I didn't see it as a flame
it was a correction with exhuberance at worst.
It's just an advert. Calm down everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# wow
woo,yay,and even (my first) hoopla:
www.500sound.dsl.pipex.com/b3ta/trojan1.gif
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)
# I recognise that picture
hehe, thanks for the advert
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# long time lurker
first time stalker

just checked your profile - i have a shit memory - i don't remember seeing it before.
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# the punnage is amazing

the pic is seamless

what more can i say but WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Seamless.
Woo, by the way.
(King In Crimson, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)
# that picture is
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)
#
(osiem, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)
# are you suggesting I posted a


?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)
# I see
them all...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)
# i think he means
steamless??
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# ooops
silly me.

Apologies.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Steamless?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# lemony's new trousers*

*may not be 100% accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)
# Do you know something
about Lemony that we don't?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)
# no
i just noticed that he had new trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)
# wah!
i wish
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)
# yay for public art...


the real story is here:
www.guardian.co.uk/arts/news/story/0,11711,1182401,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! reaper cushions, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)
# bah
it's like a cheap knock off of Dublin's Spike :p

your one is better:)
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
# blimey so it is
does it glow at night? The spike i mean...
(I helped save b3ta! reaper cushions, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)
# not sure
it's meant to...but being a waste of space and money... it probably doesn't. i moved out of dublin just in time
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)
# eeep!
*phones estate agent to see about selling his flat*
(hey-U, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Just because it sounds
a bit like "pie-lon"...

Well, only a tiny bit...
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Yay for cylons!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)
# *grindy voice*
...by your command....

*light scans back and forth*
(I helped save b3ta! reaper cushions, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)
[challenge entry] i've been searching for this everywhere
"The Joystick"

with force feedback & vibration function
(Lucy-Furr, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)
# what does button b do?
??
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)
# bum
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)
# how did i know that you'd know the answer


all ready for your trip tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)
# you seem to know me rather well - good memory
not really i need to clean my room and start packing so now i shall do that!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)
# thanx *bows*
it photographic i think*

*not 100%
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)
# thats good memory i'm awful at memory
and i stumble over myself when i speak

we could be superhero's
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)
# i've got the good memory,
who would you be in this partnership, and are there any babes???
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)
# lubricate
;)
(Lucy-Furr, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)
# mmmmm
moisture......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
# it also
has rapid fire
(Lucy-Furr, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
#
(reefus-, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)
# ha
to me to you to me to you to me to you. oh shut the fuck up
(hotlcp, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)
# :P
Thats class
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# haha
top notch. All ladies love that type of hand-grip.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)
# woo to cock-like electronics of all kinds

and yay, specifically, to this fine product.

*switches users, sets as wallpaper on wife's desktop*
(tookishlad, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# dude
i found that so damn funny i pissed myself
(That guy with a hat., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)
# lol, that be most funnay
1001 woos to you good sir
(Heffer foiled, once again, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)
# Well shit in a haystack and call it your sister!
That am fecking worrying but fecking woo!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)
# Heh heh
He was fine until she farted.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)
# kick
him. hard
(hotlcp, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)
# she does look precioussss.........


woo
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)
# The noise I can hear most when I look at him
is that "nnngngnggnn" sound of the zombie from Michael Jackson's thriller.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)
# you mean mmnnnngghhhhhhhhhh....
..
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)
# I think you are right
I was mistaken

:)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Poor guy,
kids can be really scary...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)
# yeah
that pink jumper is nasty but not as bad as her bowl cut hairstyle
(hotlcp, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
# he's going to get you
woo yay!
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
# .

*Edit* WOOOOO my first front page!
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:04, archived)
# yaay!
groovin
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)
# It seems to me, you lived your life
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)
# like a saddle in the mend
never knowing who to turn to
with your reins' chagrin

I would have liked to have known you
Ooow, but I was quite pissed.

Your bender ended long before,
Your hindparts ever did....

Elton John rocks my saddle horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:44, archived)
# arf!
class!:)
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)
# first laugh today
...granted ive only just come on but a big woo to you none the less!
(m1k3k, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
# haha yay ace
woo!
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:12, archived)
# cool
remindes me of Ice zebra's cartoon with the boiled eggs, I'd linkyt but his site is borked.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# haha
top class !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# Nice FPage :)
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:22, archived)
# Oh dear ....
That's getting on my WICK

[basil brush] Boom! Boom! [/basil brush]
(Sonic Spy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:52, archived)
# Oooh.
Someone snuffed him.

Edit: Where are my manners? Woo!
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 1:26, archived)
# Yarr
methinks you be an Ice Zebra fan
(Ampersand, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)
# nicely done


shame it's in the far side gallery (5 I think)
(garfi3ld, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 11:41, archived)
# Yes indeedy
That joke (or, more correctly, one very similar to it) was in Gallery 5. I think it first appeared in "Cows of Our Planet".

He did so many, on so many themes, that almost any single panel cartoon will be a variation on a Larson.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 13:07, archived)
# Why does the flame have a shadow?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 12:13, archived)
#

shameless repost
(I helped save b3ta! Polly Carbonate, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)
# lol
sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)
# Yarr mateys, this be me first post.

Hi all!
(genka, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Welcome
to you and your splendid duck. How do you hold it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)
# with
a spoon, like all normal duck holders
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Why yes!
How did you know?
(genka, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)
# No, silly.
The answer is, "you hold it like a duck".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Whoa you're one heck of a lurker!
117 days of membership. Welcome to b3ta, you'll never... argh, you know the drill.

Nice pic!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)
# not really
fair bit of lurkage tho
welcome
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)
# I was a bad lurker
'took a break from it for a rather long time...
(genka, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)
# top duck!
woo, welcome to the posting malarky
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)
# quack!
hello, pull up kitten, never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Tv distruction
Shotgun crossed with a small tv click to see movie


(wildferret, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)
# *bang*
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)
# hehe
yay for pointless, harmless violence!
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Hell yeah
Dam right it was great fun... next time i have a spare tv we are going to try explosives....hee hee
(wildferret, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Yay!
Best thing for 'em.
(tomsk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# evening all
(Splurdy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)
# ooohhhh
i didnt know there was a tribe of mini ronnie barkers living in yoda's head

WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)
# hahah, mental
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)
# OHH
i didn't know he had six ears ....
(wildferret, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)
# No one noticed
That they have Liverpool FC written on them either.
(Splurdy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)
# OMFG...
(im an ewok, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:52, archived)
# reposting red ex's becuase geocitites is pap
is not big or clever
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)
# whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
...yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy




sorry but geocities is where i at
(im an ewok, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)
# move?
or use ukdragon
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)
# we suggested this earlier
he has cloth ears
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)
# hes to stupid to under stand its cached on his pc
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)
# quick biology question for anyone who cares
are cress seeds dicots or monocots?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:58, archived)
# i suspect dicots
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)
# i thought they were
but frankly it was a guess
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)
# dicots
(yakmonkey, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)
# thankee!
(sure?)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:02, archived)
# im in.......
bing bing bing australia me no wanty uk hosty
(im an ewok, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)
# grow the fuck up
you're immature for a 5 year old
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)
# coz ur a poor pointless teenager...
... wait no thats me
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)
# ROLFMAYO!!!!111eleven one 1111one11111
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:54, archived)
#
(osiem, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)
# judging from your profile
you are a twit.
welcome
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:55, archived)
# seconded
what a prick

/simon pegg - spaced series 2
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Thirded
lol omfg !11!!eleven etc
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)
# who are you...
talkin bout dozzahozzabull i mean karoma
(im an ewok, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)
# er
upsides:
none

downsides:
everything
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)
# meanie
poo off
my so-called g/f wrote that
(im an ewok, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:10, archived)
# "so-called"
is she ...real?
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)
# asshole
she is real and she is soon to be my x probably
(im an ewok, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Really?
How long does it take you blow her up?

You horse's cock.
(King In Crimson, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)
# yo all dick heads dissin' on me profile
i have changed profile
(im an ewok, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)
# I still hate you.
Go home now.
(King In Crimson, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)
# ?
freinds ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)
# Guess what I bought?


You seem like a right knob

hoot
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:57, archived)
# MS PAINT?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Errr
graphics tablet....

I know I usually use mine for drawing willies
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Correct
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)
# I'm impressed
that you "can fucking hack YAY". Perhaps the next area of expertise you should develop is "learning how to post a fucking image YAY".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:59, archived)
#
Or get a website that isnt on geocities :)
(I helped save b3ta! CranberryArmadillo, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)
# up yours mofucka
look my website at geocities shithole
(im an ewok, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)
# followed by
"learning how to fucking spell YAY"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)
# Arse for the 3rd time: another redex means another RHCP redex for you!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)
# too subtle?
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:07, archived)
# Arrrrrr..
You got me this time Karoma,but next time i'll be waiting for you!
(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)
# Thank you, for allowing me to vent
COCK OFF YOU INBRED FUCK
(King In Crimson, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhh
*spacks*
(King In Crimson, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:11, archived)
# dinner time!
(www.demonart.co.uk, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)
# lovely perspective there
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)
# ..
tip toe dynasaur
(fcknuts, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:56, archived)
# can I go home now?
because I'm hungry too

dinosaur and chips... mmm...

btw
(hey-U, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:01, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Well?!


Thanks to Richard Geres Hamster for making the magic happen!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)
# He's Taking Her
Up The Shitter!

whats the prise??
(Cowabunga, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)
# a spellchecker
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:48, archived)
# You know
I didnt even notice that.... PRIZE
(Cowabunga, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)
# hehe
i did wonder if your finger slipped up and to the right a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Swamp Donkey, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:50, archived)
# Haha!
I'm brushing my teeth and my screens covered in toothpaste now!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)
# you should be sorting
dog's dinner out, better rush, he'll be home in 9 mins!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:51, archived)
# You're right, you know. I'm off.
Like your new name by the way ;)

Bye :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Apologies to Jimi Goodwin and company.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:38, archived)
# ARGH!
THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
The Fear is so scary that it's paralysed the crowd with fear!
Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:40, archived)
# aaggghhhhhh yay dancing fear
woo
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:43, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHHHH the fear
etc.......

NING people
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)
#
(reefus-, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)
# May i ask..
What is "the fear"
who made it
and why
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Trevor found that counting people always helped him sleep
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Arf!
Arf!Arf!Arf!All day long.Arf!
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Have you been watching Pulling Moves?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# best thing on telly
go wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:26, archived)
# It is fab.
Even Dog loves it and he found Norn Iron a bit bemusing, to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# the wee spacker guy
wouldn't survive anywhere other than norn iron would he?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)
# Shay? Definitely not.
He is the biggest numpty out.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)
# we tend to look after folks like him
he'd be kicked to death over here,
the guy who plays wardrobe has the same surname as me!
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# small....
..world...
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)
# Norn Iron is a very small world.
Incestuous even.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Armoy, where joey dunlop came from
was the european incest capital in the 80's
by population
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:42, archived)
# obviously you remember what joey looked like
hell of a bike rider but those eyebrows and sideburns, even the Armoy lasses had them
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)
# i am
moist
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:49, archived)
# pullin....
er,no. i'm too busy to watch tv these days:)

and ram's are blocked in college *-- looks: hahaha.poit!
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)
# I'm not sure that you can get it over t'interweb.
You should watch it though.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# bbc
have Real streams(i think): but firewall's blocking 'em.

i'll watch some next week after i hand this project up:) *happy happy thoughts*


damn your pind missing*
(Karoma, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Woo
Trevor owes me money that's why he can't sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# Hello you
How you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Just dandy, thank you :)
And you, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)
# I'm at work
but I'm off right this minute, catch you l8r :)
take care and say hello <>dog
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# yay Trevor hope he gets to sleep soon
woo!
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# woo! first post! i'm feeling generous so you can all have a cookie... a dancing one
(Psyax, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Argh
It is sucking my soul into its hypnotic eyes
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# yay for dancing cookies!
you'll never leave...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)
# aww look at him he's lovely yay but I want to eat him
woo
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Woo!
Welcome! You'll never leave!

2 noobs with first posts that don't redex in the same evening! What's going on?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:23, archived)
# yay!
welcome aboard.
(yakmonkey, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Dance you crazy cookie
DANCE!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Hahaha!
Had to look at the filename but woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:15, archived)
# hey Jill
here's the bag the stone was in when we found it
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:22, archived)
# any good at maths
ton of stone travelling forwards at @80m.p.h
drops @800ft
what's the force when it lands?
I'm very curious
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# I'm crap at maths, as you well know,
but I'm sure there's somewhere online where you can put in details like that and get an answer.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# thought some clever bugger on here
would answer, didn't expect you to know
after all you're a girl
runs away quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:30, archived)
# V=VO + AT^2
F = MA

I could do it, but I can't be arsed either.

Edit: In lamens:

Velocity = initial velocity + acceleration x time squared.

Force = mass x acceleration
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:32, archived)
# aw go on
I've got to write a report for H.S.E.
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# Oh fine, gimme a tick
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Potential
It's easier in potential energy....

mgh + 1/2mv^2
(mikebaja, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:36, archived)
# You do it then =P
I'm on holiday and I don't care much for math at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:46, archived)
# need to know the mass of the stone

velocity wise it'd be 32 feet per second per second.

*edit... oh a ton! oh in that case it's...


oh damn i forgot my stoneulator
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:31, archived)
# dunno about mass but
roughly 1 cubic metre of rock wieghing 1 ton, inside a big bag
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:33, archived)
# the bag would add drag to the whole shananagan


i expect it's velocity x mass / drag + curry = explosion.

or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:34, archived)
# I highly doubt it
because the mass of the stone would most likely cancel out any resistance offered up by the bag.

I mean, it would.. but it would not be very noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:45, archived)
# says mass is one ton
force = mass X acelleration

convert it all to metric and voila
(I helped save b3ta! LYNX Scout, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:47, archived)
# Bzzt, wrong.
The force you want to know is the force exerted by the ground to change the stone's velocity back to zero when it hits. (Actually it's the reaction to that force, but Newton's Third, right?) So there is another piece of data missing: you need to know the nature of the ground the stone lands on - if it lands on mud the force will be smaller than if it landed on an expanse of concrete, because it will take longer to come to a stop, i.e. acceleration will be lower.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Answer
692083.5 lbs force (neglecting air resistance of falling stone; I hate fluids). People should not make grad students do data entry. They go on B3ta.
(mikebaja, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:35, archived)
# Is that a lot then?
How many pieces would dill have been smashed into?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:37, archived)
# In mini's
It's like setting 384.4 minis on top of dill, very carefully.
(mikebaja, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Like backwards dill/mini jenga?
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:41, archived)
# thankee sir
considering I weigh just 64Kg and am made of soft squishy stuff, that would've smarted a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:39, archived)
# hehehe yay like it
clever woo!
(Alex is a lucky girl, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Hahaha,
took me a while, but magic!
(Pedro-a-Go-Go, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:17, archived)
# hehhee m,e likey lotsly!


have a fear.

(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:20, archived)
# That
is most rare and I love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:25, archived)
# why thankyou!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:28, archived)
# Groanage most foul
:)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:21, archived)

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