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# Eddie meets the pig man.
(schoey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Hmm
Think thier both in the masons.
Edit: woo!
(maddave, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# "they're"
not "thier" (or indeed "their")
pedantry levels... subsiding... fluff... increasing...
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# No, it needed saying.
the multiple levels of wrongness were worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# which
is which?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Hooray
for Orwellian posts that don't have to do with big bro.
(ladycat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# THREADJACK
soz like. anyone use a graphics tablet/pen set thingy? im thinking of getting one anyone got any recommendations

regards

threadjacker
(I helped save b3ta! slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# I don't
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# wacom
volito
is normally the most common answer when this is asked
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)
# yaar
wacom bit pricey mind
(I helped save b3ta! slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# I had a Wacom.
Supposed to be the best thing since sliced bread. It wasn't. Save your money.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)
# i have a wacom. sort of heavy use during 3+ years
it's better than sliced bread

:-P
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# No way!
They're nowhere near as good as everyone thinks.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# i'm not everyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# i agree
had one for 6 months - not impressed now use a calcomp drawingboard 3 24x36 - nice
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)
# In clinical tests
9 out of 10 b3tans prefered Wacom tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)
# im getting one of these
as soon as my local PC store has them back in stock
www.dabs.com/uk/productView.htm?quicklinx=2S0M
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# looks
like that'd do the job. thanks for your helpage
(I helped save b3ta! slight wiff of cabbage, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Wacom
Tablets are well worth paying the extra for.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# new comic
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# You are.
But you're good!
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:52, archived)
# I'm trying to decide...
that version...

or this?
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:55, archived)
# The first one you posted, I'd say,
but they're both great. Woo!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:59, archived)
# I like the idea of a second punchline
but it needs to be improved.
more like "one product, two markets"
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Both
(BlackCat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# Number two
(cos it rhymes with poo)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# *salutes*
*hails*
*otherwise makes physical sign of respect and admiration*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:54, archived)
# Haha
These are marvelous.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# My duckie


w00tage...I did this today when I was meant to be finishing my systems GCSE.
Click for bigulation.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# that is a godawful pun
woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# I like the sun's expression :)
Threadjack for help:

I'm looking for a decent quality, large (700 pixels height minimum) picture of the image on the front cover of Pink Floyd's Shine On.

I'm not having any luck with google, picsearch, etc so I'm asking you lot if any of you have such a thing?
(I helped save b3ta! watashi-wa Evenin'!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Poor duckie :(
But he is most woo, if it's any consolation.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# A duck couple book a hotel room for a saucy night.
girl duck: "Oh crap, no condoms!"
boy duck: "I'll get room service to bring one up"
---------
room service: "Shall i put it on your bill?"
boy duck: "What are you, some kind of pervert?"
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Arf!
Hello you. them maps i sent you yesterday got returned to me. Mail box full. you should realy check your mail more often ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Ooh, how rare.
Maybe it's just because it's Hotmail. It's only something like a 4Mb inbox. I'll just try downloading them :) Thanks anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# Ok mate
dont forget the XP ones on unrealtournament.com. think they will end up on a lot of servers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:58, archived)
# They don't work :'(
It just says 'no action' in the popup window!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# try
www.ut2003hq.com/pafiledb2/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=3638
those ar ethe 2 new XP levels as far as i can see (what with them both having the same names etc)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# hoho
ho
(sunny chiba, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# idea for a game thing
I had a great idea during a biology exam at school today, you know that game Grow, that was in the newsletter a few weeks ago, where you have to put the things on the planet and watch it do things, how about doing it with a cock which you have to make bigger by showing it porn films and pictures and things.
(Buccaneer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Hello!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Hmmm,
you look at lots of porn, don't you.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# no
its just that i thought that it was a good idea
(Buccaneer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# I do,
lots and lots.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# ;)
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# You coming on to Bovine again?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# maybe
;)

by the way - im not winking - ive only got one eye
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Pussy would be better
except it gets tighter and wetter
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# or
make both
(Buccaneer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] bleurgh
stick your cock inside
like rake yohn fucking said
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Which
secret govt. dept. is that? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# the rake yohn dept
responsible for everything except chocolate
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Since when
have Vaginae ever got tighter when more aroused?

Quite the opposite is true.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# I've never managed to arouse one
usually I get told to fuck off and ask before sticking my cock in. So perhaps on reflection I'm not the best person to suggest vagina games. Apologies.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# !
!
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# sorry
Now - Someone is a tiptoing
and someone's coming in
Someone's pretty FAT

RNNAAGGH

Beastman's pretty thin.
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# um
yes

*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Masher.


Shit, just realised. I'll have to teach kids about willies and spunk, won't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# congrats on the PGCE thingy!
i've applied to do a course but for futher education! jsut hope i get on the course!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Haha
you been on the board for 159 days and thats the first thing you post!

by the way, if you think its a good game, make it yourself and see what people think
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# huzzah
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Make it
bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# I need help
I'd need help making it as I have flash, but i don't really know how to use it
(Buccaneer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
#
www.flashkit.com/tutorials
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# www.flashtutorialsforprojectsinvolvinggiantcocks.com
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# You lurk all this time
Then finally post your first message and it's neither got a picture nor any interest?

Tut. Tut I say! Go find a picture of a kitten and ineptly slice it together with a snake/camel/bear (take your pick) using the power of some kind of image maipulation software.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# sometimes
we all get lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# I assume
that a picture will be included in this thread at some point, to cover up the word "waste"?
"Captain! We're losing fluff! I cannae hold it!"
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# daktari

pearoast from last night
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Not an "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" of cuteness,
but an "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" of released tension.
Woo Clarence though.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# You said, make it so:
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Haha
not sure if i passed comment on that pic yesterday so i will do it now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# hehehehe
you can see everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Marvelous
Absolutely marvelous!!!
(Boomshanka, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Wow,
that is LURKAGE²!
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# you're onto something
but it needs some work
how about:
- you set up a webcam
- strip nekkid
- stick cut out porn pics onto your member with uhu
- submit it to the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Just after they mention their exam.
Hello, Ian.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# *rereads original post*
*reaches for edit button*
*hears vice squad kicking door in*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# serious lurkage
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Rorschach Test
What you see reveals a lot about your personality...



Please feel free to make an improved version. With music
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# thankyou
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# AARGH!!!
THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE THE GOATSE and so on...
(I helped save b3ta! parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# goatse has ruined my life
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Goatse is foul
but tubgirl has made sure that I check every link carefully before clicking.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# UM...
WHY?
(Ibmeister, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# monochrome goatse ye gads
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Who watches the watchmen?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# best question ever.
FACT
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# thats from
dr zeuss
who is a geezer
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Erm...
Only if Dr Seuss is several thousand years old...
EDIT: OK, around 2,400 years old - Qui custodiet ipsos custodes etc.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# :P
its used in one of the doctor zeuss ones aswell - but i can't remember which one
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Is it this one?
*Holds up random Dr Seuss book*


*Realises he's actually holding up Razzle*


*Gets fired*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# you got it
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
#
I'm not quoting Seuss, by the way...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# I think
your memberies are fuddled
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Dr Zeus Dr Zeus
/planet of the apes
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# I hate every ape I see
from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee,
You'll never make a monkey out of me,
Oh my God! I was wrong!
It was Earth all along!
You finally made a monkey
Yes, we finally made a monkey
You finally made a monkey out of me!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:54, archived)
# the woodchucks chucking would
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# picked a peck of
seashells on the seashore
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# .
Very subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# no
no no no
no
and no

no

nonononono

oh no
no
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# Haha
Fantastic.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Didn't enjoy
looking for that pic though

(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# Applies to EVERYBODY!!!!!
(bigkyri, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# revolutions start this way ----->
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# Where?
oh, that way
(mysticmurray, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# Blame the system!
ehhh, whatever...
(Whoopie the slug, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# quick question
does goatse still exist ? goatse.cx seems to be dead :(
(rotating bread, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# goat.cx
check it
and why do you want to go there
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# hehe
i want to scare someone to death
(rotating bread, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# i'm quietly confident is now exists
at www.goat.cx
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Someone complained and the site was taken down.
I'm sure it's elsewhere on the interweb thogh. I imagine a Google image search would have it.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# i found tubgirl much worse
i actually retched when i first saw it


100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# It has been burned into my brain and will therefore exist forever.


Oh, but the original site was closed down a couple of months ago, there was even a petition doing the rounds to get it back.
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# why the fuck
would the end of goatse be a bad thing?

Jesus you people....
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# the escape

clicky bigger
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# excellent
you are an artiste
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Yay!
Dat am the cutesst pig I ever did see!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# hmmph
ive seen cuter


ive eaten cuter
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# why thanks

...but is it ART? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# wonderfulness
in a rather shiney jar
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Yay!
I especially like that chicken :D
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# Ever thought
about doing a children's book with these?

They're cracking
(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Moo Yay
you should do kid's books
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(needs more monkeys)
*ducks*

edit: or

(needs more ducks)
*monkeys*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
*monkeys wildly around the office*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# That monkey is superb.
I utterly demand more of that monkey. NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# I am not surprised that you were:
"2003 british cartoonists' association young cartoonist of the year"
Did you get to go to an award ceremony?
Woo to you and your brillyuntness.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# yes
all hailed

until midnight, then all were told to fuck off. It was at The Mall Galleries. THAT'S a bit swish as well.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# you are without doubt
some kind of deity
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# well, I'm not one to argue

;)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# FLAP-TASTIC!
Lovely udders-in-the-wind effect
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# that chicken
isn't wearing a helmet.

tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# you are special
but not in a 'special needs' way (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# These are crap
you should do them in Pivot - the quality would be much better.


I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR, I AM A BIG LIAR

WYH
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Genius!
Woo!

This post was brought to you by the unofficial DOTF Fanclub
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# no, you're the official one
the unofficial one had to be closed. They were putting 'shopped naked pics of me on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Yes.
I'm sorry about that. I'll stick to "personal use" in future....
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Delayed hurrah!
(This is what I get for not scrolling down far enough after a lengthy period of not refreshing)
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# The saga continues
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# i love what you have done with dave
he is a genius and so are you
well done
woo
have a round of applause
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# too right
that dave is a lunatic, he chopped everyones arms off
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# crazzzzzy
(falic, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# argh, looks dangerous
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# aaaaargggh!
/hides
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# TJ: My fame spreads!
www.popbitch.com/newboard/26/81/70/2/

My work will be seen by media lumintaries the 3am girls and Trisha from Wages!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# That's my FP!
The Herve Maradona one.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Oh, right.
Was it nicked by them?
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# It's credited,
but I think it's my first viral.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# It's on Popbitch and you're proud of that???
How rare!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# that was quick :)
woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# eh
how comes it doesnt say 'Image stolen from b3ta' even though its hosted on ukdragon
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Might be a cock-up
Can we and the poster see it, becuase we've been on b3ta, but others might not be able to?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# I get a
Image stolen from B3ta...

and I saw it on the front page too, though these computers suck..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# A picture post?
Good grief.
Woo! Mash-boy. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# i thank you
/bows
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# you are a loon
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# huzzah
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Onan The Barbarian

Lesson One: When first practicing a new fancy manoeuver, DON'T use a razor sharp sword...
(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# fat
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# your
title text scares me
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# hehehe
(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Why they'll NEVER get called to account
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# thats not bad
especially i dont usually like bush posts
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Hehe!
I'll bet that's true as well.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# repost
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# ooohh clever!
melike
(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# its seamless aswell woo
the text "one liar" is very impressive
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# One could only hope this happens

-they only put dead presidents on banknotes.....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# heh heh
I just like how Blair's nose looks like a big cock right before Bush chops it off. Easily amused, I guess
(Mabel DelTaco, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:16, archived)
# Can anyone make this look anymore like Brian?
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# No idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# perfect
speech is even in capitals
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Erm,
in 'graphic novels', text tends to be capitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# your pedantry is getting right up my wazoo
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# *passes wazoo bung*

You should never leave home without it!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# "up the wazoo"
thanks for that!
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# yes i know......
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# I couldn't make it
look less like Brian.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# how do you know which one he was talking about?
huzzah
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Yes - both are quite Brian-ish
And I am a girl by the way!! ;o)
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# oh right sorry
to make up.....how about we go out for a meal, some dancing etcetera
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# I have no rhythm
but I do like chocolate
(I have not got fucking Tourettes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# yes you can
Can I kick it..
(BadgerPirate, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Hey!
Lets all post our favourite comics one frame at a time! I'm scanning 'Not Brand Echh!' #5 as I type.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# By having Chris say
"... uh... and... uh, Brian?! aren't you listening?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# .


sometimes i swear dyslexic im.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# i know i say this every time, but
this IS the best one yet....

woo
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# sweeeeeeet!
*cough* "our" vs. "are" *cough*

edit: ha ha! I piss on your pedantry!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Our you sure?


('scuse the pedantry, 'tis a fine toon)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# he's are / he's our
/pedant

but still with the woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# oi
ho rude
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# what is
I gave it a woo. What more do you want from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# kill him now!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# mmm
much wooage


pssst, our
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Womb with a view
(davidaitch, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# he he he he he he he he he X43.5
'perb
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# That is quite simply the best thing ever
Send it to Viz now, I demand it - you shall be commissioned forthwith, or my name's Humpwheezer Doowhatnow. (Which it isn't)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# I don't think
Viz 'WOULD' like it, really.
(davidaitch, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# freakimus agrees with me
*points downwards*
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# so that's what they get up to all those months
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# You, sir, have a career
in selling burgers. Next!

edit: Seriously though, it's very very good. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# My mom
will be SO proud. Cheers.
(davidaitch, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Woo!

/eyes own belly for signs of a bay window
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# thats ace
it could have come straight from viz
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Ta.
I haven't read Viz for ages, so I can't quite remember the sort of stuff they have in it. Andy Capp and Roy of the Rovers are cartoon strips in it, aren't they?
(davidaitch, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Think more Sid the Sexist,
Fat Slags, Johnny Fartpants
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# I remember Sid the Sexist
You've made me old, now.
(davidaitch, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# Fried gold!

(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# A big piccy WOO YAY!
I'm so... touched... [blubs]
(davidaitch, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Dave could do no right

Tune in next week when dave finally flips!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# poor dave
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# ha
i like dave
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# he's mistreated and sadly misunderstood :(
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# not by me
:P
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# haha
Dave deserves better
(Jimmy the Moonlight, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Improved Quo 'shop
See lower down page for my original :o)

(flipty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# much better
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# Just edit the original post!
Two of the same on the same page is daft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# to be honest
i dont really mind
it made me laugh for a second time

but then again.....who asked me?
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# its an evolving idea kinda picture
evolving like mankind into more intelligent quo shopping
(flipty, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# quo were on the programme about football songs
quo are cunts
they're really pretentious
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# killer elephants?


rp 1633662
(haberman is singing in the changes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Scored nowt on the GC index...
But if it's old as the hills - will delete thread.

bulge.princeton.edu/~ogle/
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# It looks
like a fat penis.
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Dept. of Economic value of felines
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# shit!
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# i will never use that again!
from now on it's
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# What's wrong?
Looks OK to me...

edit- ah, that's much fluffier
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# that's nice
you cunt
(sunny chiba, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# speaking of not very fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Scouser?
Explains how he has lots of time to post on here...

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# No - Aussie
but the missus is
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Ah,
wasted my prejudice joke for nothing.

/cries
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# not wasted
I've been to Liverpool - so I get it.

(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# hey - that is fluffy!
gorgeous pic BTW
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Noooooooooooooo!
But wooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# gargantuan humousity
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# hehe
pointy


(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# ?
*mind boggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# I hope that bloke's
hand was okay after that...
(Shatner's Bassoon, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# I would
that's a little bit wooo, a little bit yay, no wot I mean Guv.
(its a bloody shambles, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# ha
wazoo
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# aren't they adorable?
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# You sir
are the Gary Glitter of the cat world.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# i assume thats a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Quite the opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
#
damn
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# yes
but i'm worried that they may be asthmatic
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# But mummy,
why's the big kitty playing the little kitty like some bagpipes?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)

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