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# everything had gone wrong....
and the cat had still gotten away.

embiggen
(yakmonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# that am woo
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Wootastic!
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# who invented
giant floaty baby head?
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# that would be me
here is his first appearance:

(yakmonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# who loves orange
soda?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Fanta ?
or generic ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# that would not be me.
anyone else?
(yakmonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# wasnt the guy called Kyle,
from one of those TV programmes?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Kenan And Kel
How I know that I know not.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Probably...
...because you watch Kenan And Kel, you naughty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Grr.
I used to have a passion for crap TV. Luckily, I've grown out of it.

*wanders off to watch snooker*
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# yes.
my work here is done.
(yakmonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# I don't know
but Badger loves mashed potato
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# he am bestest
valley of the giant floating baby heads was my (active desktop) wallpaper for a good few weeks :)
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:50, archived)
# FAN



DAM



TASTIC


!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# quality
luvverly police flashers
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)
# The text fits so perfectly. Woo yay!
And have a similarly narrated repost of a cat who has gotten away:

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# ppfffft
silly
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# the goggles!
they do nothing!

woo and yay for you.
(yakmonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# That sir, is fabularse!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# damn that cat
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:44, archived)
# bootiful
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# and all because
of the cat that got awaaaaay...
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# but the cat
came back, the very next day.
the cat came back
they thought he was a goner,
but the cat came back
he just couldn't stay away.
(Motionless Detector, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# woo!
1 point to you, for making me chuckle so.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Woo!
Yay! and of course: Seamus.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Very
very good. Me likes!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# arf!
well* shopped

(* erm ... not even slightly ... but you know what I mean)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# arf
they're aleays hard at work here
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Not much got past 007, but he'd never seen this warning before......


(Nursie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# wahey!
bit bigger, please
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# maybe another day
I have to go home now.....
(Nursie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Paratrooper Jones began to realise
he'd bailed out too high again.

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Hee hee.
Woo yay!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:31, archived)
# What a lovely Woo . .
I Woo your Woo :)

(and I woo the original post as well of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# That's very good, that.
The cockalorum is high in this one.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# what would be better
would be a looping background of him on the edge of space

but woo yay anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# woo!
That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:34, archived)
# hehehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# I'm not being rude, but ...
... wouldn't he have a red helmet. I mean beret?

But woo nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Well yes...
And a parachute.....
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Brilliant
What did you use to animate if I maight ask?
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Flash
output as a series of PNG's, then opened in imageready to save as an optimised gif, because I find the optimising of gifs (especially for gradients) in Flash to be awful.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Great,
I'll have a bash - if I can ever figure how the bloody hell Flash works!

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# If you have Flash MX(and possibly other versions)
use the tutorials that comes with it, they're quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Are you a metal head ?
www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=106&name=Metal+Head+Test

I'm 47% Metal it seems . .

(to apologise for the text thread, have a quick guide on how to manipulate a lion)




(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)
# 28% Metal.
62% Evil Genius.

Figures.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:33, archived)
# 19% metal.
void of metal.
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# 27% metal
i answered no to nearly all the questions...
i would consider myself 0% metal
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# me too
the 19% is probably cause i own a guitar. but i know how to play it which i would imagine would hurt my score?
(mixtapes, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Ha
46%

*digs out pantera t-shirt*
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)
# 83%
what have i done with my life?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Worshipped Satan...
...mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Haven't we all . .
*butters up another goat*
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:42, archived)
# That had better not be...
...rectal buttering. I know your sort, I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Erm . . . .
*hides butter & pushes goat behind curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Good boy.
Everyone knows shafting the Goat of Mendez isn't the way to do things.

Now where exactly did you hide that butter...

...good giddy God...

You really need help.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Beef curtains
or ordinary?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# Do you really have to flatter them
before the sacrifice?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:45, archived)
# I find it helps . .
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Hmm
61%
72% emo, and 94 % tortured artist.
Figures.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Hang on a min
that doesn't add up to 100%, Hmmmmm
(generalname, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)
# haha
all seperate tests, you fool.
(I helped save b3ta! wanky art student is liable to phwoar at any minute, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)
# 21% metal
which is 20.5% higher than I'd have guessed
(0.5% for knowing that the ace of spades is the greatest song ever recorded)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
# I'm 67% metal!
Woooo!

And what a lovely lion!
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:39, archived)
# As much metal,
as a box of Crayons.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# metallic crayola
were what taught the infant shambolic the meaning of "anticlimax"
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Add Glitter to that list . . .
you stick it on, it all falls off, you go home looking like a christmas card . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)
# 10% metal
and i suspect that's only because i answered 'i don't know' quite a lot :)


HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)
# 46%
Fnarr.
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)
# 26% metal
yeah dude i rock. a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:01, archived)
# Howdy folks!


... he just hasn't been the same since he died.
(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# yay!
that = class

i love his expression
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Yes but
he never forgets his lines now.
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)
# That skeleton
looks bizarrely like John Thaw. Congratulamations.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Well, these days, yes.
It could be his very double.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)
# OK, then...
...it looks like he did pre-rigor mortis.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# we got room for one more
on the hell train?

well, two actually, cos i laughed like a drain
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)
# LOL!
*snort*
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)
# woo!
endless repeats...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# w/y/h indeed
(Sledra, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Government agency?


(2 of 2)
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# most chuckleworthy my good sir
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Splendid woo!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:29, archived)
# 'Recursion' surely
unless you're an American spastic
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Damn
...found out!
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)
# How confuzzulating
Bravo to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)
# Chortle!
pedantry
Recursion
/pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Government agency?


(1 of 2)
(I helped save b3ta! froopyscot may have a prehensile cock, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# bollocks
i was going to do that one. woo to you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# That tickles me.
W/Y/H!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# haha
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:30, archived)
# That's style.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# very clever
like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:48, archived)
# damn this stuff's good...
(JcmS, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# A tine of Kagool coat?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)
# A line rambler
Coke walker
Snort of Twitcher

what is it?
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)
# but when you're hurting
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Excellent!

I nearly pissed myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)
# that one made me laughs out loud
it did
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)
# hi and welcome to another edition of

(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# Bit small that,
can't make it out. Any chance of bigger?
(microsaulxp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# are you serious
or just being sarcastic?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)
# You have ten guesses and anything with
'erious' after the first letter doesn't count. Still made me laugh aloud so don't worry too much!
(microsaulxp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# It's very good though
Woo yay to you.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Just move your head
closer to the screen.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Try taking your finger out of your nose.

Woo to the strip BTW!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# Haha
Love it.

/flashes back to my childhood.

/youngest sibling.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
#
/getting sick of all these fake HTML end tags.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:23, archived)
# That's ace
Yay
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:32, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooow
tj: is suprnova down?
('Andeh', Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# seems to be
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# yes
has been since friday morning
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# It was working again
yesterday for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# do you know of any similar
that are up at the moment?
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# torrentreactor.net ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)
# thanks
but it looks like that's down too
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:35, archived)
# nope
but ive been away for away for the weekend so not bothered
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:25, archived)
# yes
shit!
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# *ahem*
WTFYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# teh uplaod co3dz
since you ask
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)
# Think of
all the complaints "My two year old son just cut my copy of Windows2008 in half!!"
(prettyrandom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# In the heat of the moment ...
... I mopped up with my Interactive Delia Smith CD-ROM.
(microsaulxp, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# that's great
but how much will they cost?
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# Well hit me with a turnip
and call me Rita.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# sorry Rita
i'm all outta turnips
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# cor
that rox.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# I'd heard about blue-ray discs before
but had no idea they were paper.
Cor
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Makes them easier to
mistake for coasters when putting drinks down on your desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:26, archived)
# cool!
piracy by photocopier, I likes that I do..
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:36, archived)
# the perfect thing for desert travel!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# he doesn't look happy.
I think he's got the hump...
(I helped save b3ta! djdirect, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# seamless
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# That my friend is seamless
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# seamless
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# B3tamax
Probably been done before, but I don't care.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Supoib.
Woo Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# yay
for max! he is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# bastard lucasarts
cancelled sam and max 2, bastards bastards bastards etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# you're joking.
They've become completely spacked. Monkey island 4 onwards...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# Sadly,
he isn't, and you are correct, LEC suck. Stupid perpetual Star Wars games...
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# They used to be immortal!
Indy/Loom/Dott/Monkey Island 1-3/Sam and Max etc.
Amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# it wouldn't even be so bad
if they were GOOD star wars games. there's still not much can touch x-wing/tie-fighter/XvT

though x-wing alliance was pants galore.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# More Blessed wooo!
couldnt find the font and my attempts at drawing out the text were appauling this will have to do
(prettyrandom, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
that is ace
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)
# thank ya
took me a while to do
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# opie
____________________________________________________________________________woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# Excellence!
I tried bitmapping brian down to 2 colours and scared myself:

DIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
#
@_@
(BlackCat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# that's good
but it would be better if you used for different pics of brian
pretty woo, though
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Woo
Nice. Have a pearoast:
(qwghlm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:40, archived)
# I need some help, a bit of an emergency
I've got some work I need to be doing with an access database that's been sent to me, only problem is I've only got Access 97 at home and this is in a later versions format.
Anyway, I was wondering if anyone out there with a newwer version of access could open it and save it again in a 97 friendly file?
It'd be much appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:03, archived)
# *snigger*
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:05, archived)
# Oy!
I was being serious!

* But have just looked and found that for some reason my installation of Office 2000 doesn't have Access.
Criminy!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# I knew that
I have my spyware on your computer. Access is now named 'Titwank.exe' and has databases of goat leper porn on your hard drive. The police have been called too....
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# I can't help in that way,
but does this help?
www.thebeatlesforever.com/processtext/abcaccss.html
I expect you've already gone through that.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:04, archived)
# That's a bit good
But now I have Access 2003 so...
but it's good all the same
(Rich Chestmat, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# first thing that came up on google :)
Hence I figured he'd already have seen it.
I have no use for it either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Coo, nope, didnt google
first place i thought of checking was here cauyse i know what ah elpful bunch people can be (plus it doesnt seem to save it as an older version of an access file, which is kinda what i need)
Thanks anywho!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)
# that might just do the trick
i'll go investigate.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# I was just about to offer . . .
then realized I only have 97 at the moment as well (my work PC died and I'm using an old one)

Sorry :(

(have a repost)


(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# bad kitty
bad
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# I'll r4thur you
I can't promise but I'll try - I might get called away from my desk, but if you mail it to me I'll try and get it done this evenign before I go.

if someone else volunteers as well, send it to them too, just in case. No harm in making sure!

EDIT: You're not on there and I have to run, so arthur me a location to download the file from and I can try? I don't want to chuck my email on here
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# 4rthured
thank you very very much
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# it's emailing to you now
I got the following error:

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Title: Multiple Site Car Hire Facility
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Message: Your computer is missing at least one of the Microsoft Access 97 object libraries. Your converted database will not work until you open this database using Access 97 and then fix any missing references.

Press OK to continue saving this database in the Access 97 format with missing references, or press Cancel if you no longer wish to save this database.
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Hopefully it'll work if you have the DLLs at home, or at least give you the data with just a few fix ups to do?

Good luck with it!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:00, archived)
# i can do it
but can't get to my webmail at the moment.

4rthur me.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# also 4rthured
also thank you very very much
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# you
could try MS Access Runtimes which is free read only app like acrobat reader.... then copy paste I think
(garfi3ld, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Send it to me,
my username @yahoo.co.uk

\useful
(generalname, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# done
thanks to you too.

You b3tans are a helpful bunch of so and sos.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:19, archived)
# It hasn't tunred up,
was the e-mail too cryptic? tis Gimpy86(atty thing)Yahoo.co.uk
(generalname, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:28, archived)
# .


new guy
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# yes!
this is the best one everer . . . er
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# fantastic
that is so great i could errrm do a little dance! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:08, archived)
# And I thought Garfield was shit
.
(the original woodsman, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:14, archived)
# and i thought
your mum was shit

sorry couldnt help it

/fluffle
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:17, archived)
# you can't fucking spell either
by the looks of it.

/fucking fluffy
(the original woodsman, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# Paul McCartney couldn't read music
so what?
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:20, archived)
# he had talent
*ding*
(the original woodsman, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:22, archived)
# oooh
catfight!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:21, archived)
# wooo!
:D
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:15, archived)
# It's amazing what a lack of Hummus can lead to..


Edit: Reduxed
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
dirty sanchez her HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oh god's teeth no
but then again ... yes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:58, archived)
# sweet baby jesus and the orphans
that is truly horrible
(sunny chiba, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:00, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
best thing ever.

100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:12, archived)
# Frontpage!
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:18, archived)
# was just on yahoo news and saw this....


(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:54, archived)
# JapJizzTastic
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# but why?
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# yes
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# my God
not safe for that poor drowning woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:06, archived)
# thanks for
that you cunt
(sunny chiba, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# Will you kids stop messing with my wallpaper paste?
Perfectly safe for work, clearly not real. Have none of you ever paid to attend a real bukkake party? erm.....*cough

I'll be off now then
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:07, archived)
# surely
NSFW? linky! or summat!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# Why?
She's just a messy eater.

Nothing to see here. Move along.
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:11, archived)
# Delete
NSFW.
And rather rude too.
Mods! Arrest this man. He buzzes like a fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# and talks in math.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:10, archived)
# .
he's like a detuned radio
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:16, archived)
# lol
that is vile :)

and not safe for work you naughty...
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# quite obviously fake semen
so it is sfw
(peewee13, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:13, archived)

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