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# This is Spak...Say Hello Spak.


Sorry...was bored at work.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# haha
what a spakker
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# I've been messing about
with Terragen and Photoshop
I thought this was nice..

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# Woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Ace
me likey
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# i only have paint but i likes it..
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# aaw, very cute
that must have taken a whole three minutes! :P
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# hee hee
i likes it too
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:42, archived)
# Get up ya son of a bitch..

..because Winton loves ya!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# AARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
good work
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# You're supposed to alter the pic in some way...etc
Woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# ||o.O||
*runs crying*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Revenge!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Put on the tin-foil helmets, folks!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Linky and Dinky perchance ?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Crikey!!!
That's quite incredible. And the person who posted that is probably dead in a ditch somewhere now.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# bah!
worst optimised images EVER
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# CONSPIRACY!
*hides under desk and looks around shiftily*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Pardon my apathy
Couldn't be arsed to read it all, anyone care to give me a summary?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Plane that hit tower
may be the incorrect model of the one authorities say hit the tower and may have been adapted to fire missiles.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# The planes at the World Trade Centre
Fired missiles into it a split second before impact. And the evidence is quite sound.

Something in a cigar shape does launch off and explodes through the windows before the actual plane touches the building.

Scary
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# er
why bother with missiles when you already have a large plane full of fuel?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:54, archived)
# He claims
that the USA did the twin towers with missles launched from modified aircraft, then blew them up with bombs inside the buildings to demolish them.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# but, whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
does he offer any insightful reasons as to why the US would want to cost itself the $$$, short of a reason to blame shooting "terror suspects" etc?
surely there is a counter-conspiracy, about the conspiracy, about the conspiracy?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Not really,
but I got bored and stopped reading after a while.

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# latest car chop
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Tasty work as usual
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# tis ace
woo yay houpla
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# speech bubbles
the realm of the lazy:

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Nice touch there with the dogs eyebrows
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# You should win an award.
Merely for the use is "Spazzing twat systems".
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# spazzing twat systems
that's going in my spotters guide to b3ta vulgarity ...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# I like that.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# They were realy beginning to piss Colin RIGHT off.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
# Woooo
im keeping away from him and his eyes
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# now that
is the oddest thing I've seen all day
(and I work with RF engineers)
w/y/mnnggh?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# You daft bugger
Tis very yay.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# ah
good old monty python, woo!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# ya facking loon
that am woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# hahahahahaha
best scene in the whole film, woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# have a

for your troubles...........
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# woo to space hoppers
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Teehee
Quick TJ, I'm currently debating which t-shirt to buy out of the girlie ones in the b3ta shop. Can't decide, bah!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# get the furtive one
then you dont have to keep explaining what b3ta is
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Buy ALL teh t-shirts!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# I vote
you just go topless
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# seconded
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# *prepares hat*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Not a bad idea
Although I could get bored of it, having done so all morning.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# *honk*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Yay for norks
I shall make that for myself as soon as I find my printer paper and a blank t-shirt.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:41, archived)
# Loon!
w/y/h to the pic and Monty P. in general.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:35, archived)
# im just being picky
but the scene in the picture isnt the "romans go home" scene. it is the bit just after brian is talking to the crowd outside his window. then when he leaves, he is talking to Judith outside his house and the roman comes up and grabs him with the classic line....

"YOUR FUCKIN' NICKED ME OLD BEAUTY!"




p.s. Picky I know but it is a classic - repost the picture 100times and if its not dome by sunrise.... I'll cut your balls off!

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 18:07, archived)
# wooooo! sharkriding
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# oh dear, spiny's version of the meme kit
is going to bring back all the old memes isn't it
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# is it real?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Bah
there´s no bridge, no helichopter. That´s trully a fake.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
woo yay
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Yee Ha!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# Surely not....

Last one
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Triple
Bagger

Oh yes...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# has
she put some make up on?
can't be arsed to look *down there* to spot the difference
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Sorry to say but yes
From behind with double baggage over her head.

I have no respect for my pirate of mens pants
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Argh!
The Maggie! The Maggie! The Maggie! The Maggie! The Maggie! The Maggie! The Maggie! The Maggie! The Maggie! The Maggie! The Maggie!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# Insert...
joke about poll tax here
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# she is
a total BOBFOC if I do say so myself
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# .
Bit Of a Babe For Old Codgers?????????
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Va va voom
is it French for:'any more buns?'


other trunky passtimes
other trunky passtimes
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# yay for unlikely sportscar drivers!
that would be "il reste des croissants?"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# I hope it's got a good suspension.
Woo yay!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# superb!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# happy posters?
whats all this?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# ahhh
the cowley road gonna get a much needed facelift?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# nah, just Brookes
I got SU approval and everything
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# oooooh
where you gonna stick em?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# EVERYWHERE!
nah, not really, just dot them around the place with a different one each week
prob put up about 20-30 per week : D
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# what's this i hear?
fellow oxfordians hello (unles there's a cowley road and brookes uni in another town somewhere...?)

put some happy posters in town - that would be wicked!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:37, archived)
# would you be up for an oxford b3ta
get together? was dicussing it with some other oxford b3tans...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:38, archived)
# I might just do that cos I live in town
*plots*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:39, archived)
# *see above*
:-D
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# yes
yes i think i would
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Mary J Bilge-pump
Ropey ropey ropey, but cathartic*


*for me
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# me too
thank you, for years I have called her mary j bilge

woo
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes! That needed to be done. Thank you.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# That is good on so many levels.
Ok, I'm back to work now.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# playing with jesus
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Remember kids:
Jesus isn't just for Christmas.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Awwwww
Check this out. Innid that precious?

There She Is!!!

Edit: Beware of porn ads and/or pop-ups.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# read that repeatedly as
Newsround...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# piece of shit popup site

[edit] oh man that was cute
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# You need Google toolbar.
It's ace for stopping popups.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# oh bugger - i have it and the blocker was turned off
*stupid stupid stupid stupid belm belm belm*

thanks =)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# i am so sure
that that contains spyware or somehting

Firefox will do the trick
www.mozilla.org
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# Certainly does...
It just tried to put a virus on my PC.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# now that seems just plain unlikely
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# I thought that
but didn't feel qualified to say so.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# seconded
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Sorry.
Now it has a warning.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# Seen it before, but it's bloody ace.
is other stuff is... quite odd. (Probably because I can't read japanese.)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# best bit is the review.....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# bah... would people stop posting links to big files
(and yes a 2 Mb flash file is big)

i want to invent a file so small that only 56k and below can see it
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# i 2nd
your ruling
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# that's got a virus
don't click it
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# what?
it's a flash movie!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# i was going to say that
(there are theoretical exploits in flash but to my knowledge they've not yet been taken advantage of)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# It's probably just newground's code,
its a bit scummy that site. Lovely anim though.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# *goes to reread evil lu's profile*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:28, archived)
# Try to disgrace me with lies of virii, you cad?
I challenge thee to a duel!

/demanding satisfaction
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 17:24, archived)
# Arf
Bless!!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:23, archived)
# .
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# He's special.
nuff said.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# Variation on a theme
Not sure if this is NSFW, if it IS SFW, someone tell me. In the meantime,

"MAYBE NSFW!"
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Looks ok to me..
WOO to the pic too

Afternoon all..
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# it's safe
the guideline is basically: does it look like porn?

this doesn't
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# woo
bit of jizz should be alright at work!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# is that the motto
down at the sperm bank?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# No, their motto is
Wank it! Wank it hard!
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# .
www.mysteryafterdark.net/racingvideo/atlantagrape.mpeg

see it, love it, see it again, love it even more.


it almost made me cry happy tears.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# 14.2 Megs?!?!?!
Some people may have problems with that one!

EDIT: 30% downloaded...

PS: I hate you guys with ridiculously fast interwebby connections!

PPS: I don't really, just a little jealous....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# pah - i've already downloaded it
*swaggers out of the room and straight into a tea trolley*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# same here
my pipe is fat,... daaaamn straight ladieeez...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# I'll
see you, but I'll wager my direct superJANET pipe is fatter ;)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# ...
Possibly, but I'm robbing the NHS of bandwidth,.. :D so technically you lot are paying for it. ... that may also be true of superJanet...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# mee too!
hurrah for tax payers
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# yeah
but I'm staff not a student - so I'm paying for my own bandwidth .... which is confusing ... my brain is melting ...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# i am NHS staff as well, but as im payed so little
i dont think the tax man takes much!

where do you work in the wide world of the NHS?

me IT support
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Not
NHS - Work at UCL in biotech. We aren't allowed IT support in case we actually get computers that function propely ;)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# yeah, i realised after i replied
that you werent the person who said that he worked for the NHS orignally... but i couldnt be arsed to be an edit monkey

the NHS has IT support, and the computers still dont work properly... I wonder why that could be
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Heh
Its all we NHS blods seem to do. - Shop And Surf
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# what part of the NHS are you lot in
?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# IT Blod
For Bradford GP's
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# IT support
stoke mandeville hospital*


home of the jimmy saville lounge
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:25, archived)
# Web Development,..
Probably shouldn't say where :D
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:31, archived)
# ahhhh
superJANET

almost makes me want to be back in the lab ...

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# No
Lab - students
drinking tea and surfing - academics.

It's all so beautifully simple really ;)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
*breathes*
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahahahahaahahahahaahaha
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)
# It is the wet dream of an...
... alcoholic sado-masochistic foot fetishist.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# How about telling us what it is, before we download a 14MB file?

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Boo nay to apprehension.
Woo yay to jumping into the unknown & having 2mb ADSL.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Same here.
I'd still like to know what it is.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# its a funny movie
just download it
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Just did.
VERY funny.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# Its
two american women stomping on grapes. then one falls over and hurts herself, and whinges a lot. It's not really going to win any BAFTAs.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# I dont
know, if The Office can keep managing....
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:20, archived)
# lmfao
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# "Ooh, I think she's actually hurt...."
"No, I think she is."
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# yuuuuhhgg yurrrg yuhhhg
belm belm belm i can't breathe belm belm yuhhggg

(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# what actually happened to that woman?
is there any follow up?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# apparently....
The fall triggered off a servere case of skin failure.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# skin failure
ey?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# Yes
...


and Bonus Eruptus,...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Oh how wonderful!
Little beads of piss have leaked from me...
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:21, archived)
# possibly...
...the loudest i have ever laughed at movie on the net
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# enjoy
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# nice cocksucking action
and woo pic
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Cloaca
L. Sewer

Also the combination rude parts of a chicken or such like including pee pee hole, bum, vag/todger
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# not sure
what your trying to gay?
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Quick Latin lesson
for those who didn't go to a good school
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# gotcha
like me.
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:26, archived)
# how about a quick twatting lesson
from those who went to a community comprehensive?

(cloaca is one of my favourite words ... it just rolls off the tongue ...)
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:27, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 16:14, archived)

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