
the tales that grandfathers tell are sure to get odder.

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i feel like a character from haloween or something and an moment you'll leap through my window and stab me with a rusty bread knife
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and your comedic username both fill my night with joy.
Woo to you
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:40,
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Woo to you

From the 60's aren't that old yet?... are they?
If so, America is screwed when they ask for Acid to be added to medicare.
"This Oxycotin doesn't work nearly as well as my old shit!"
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If so, America is screwed when they ask for Acid to be added to medicare.
"This Oxycotin doesn't work nearly as well as my old shit!"

mainly.
And also the man who lives in my closet and
calls himself "Barnaby", even though I know
his real name is Steve
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:49,
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And also the man who lives in my closet and
calls himself "Barnaby", even though I know
his real name is Steve

Never, under any circumstances, make the mistake of taking a laxative and a sleeping tablet in the same night.

And on that cheery thought - g'night
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:33,
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And on that cheery thought - g'night

first glance I saw a giant pile of puebs.
N.B. for pedants, deliberate spelling mistake, tis what they are called in my flat when they turn up in the shower.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:36,
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N.B. for pedants, deliberate spelling mistake, tis what they are called in my flat when they turn up in the shower.

if this counts as a thread waste
BUT
I have think i have found new level of my obsession, and have made a short flash:
Mod edit: Naughty boy.
and here's a p-roast to keep the whiners happy
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:32,
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BUT
I have think i have found new level of my obsession, and have made a short flash:
Mod edit: Naughty boy.
and here's a p-roast to keep the whiners happy


you - you twunk!
that has a virus on it - and not to mention some serious annoying shit....
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:35,
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that has a virus on it - and not to mention some serious annoying shit....

not actually a virus, its just the script in the html file, norton (+otheres) makes it out to be a trojan.
Not sure why.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:37,
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Not sure why.

ever! its annoying none the less!!!!
norton flagged it... ah well...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:39,
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norton flagged it... ah well...

wanker
don't open, its got a trojan horse doobrie and annoying goatse floating window
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:36,
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don't open, its got a trojan horse doobrie and annoying goatse floating window

fell for it but have not been alerted to a trojan by norton av2004. What form does this trojan take?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:38,
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norton says its a trojan when you put the script in a txt file. ODD
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:41,
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secret pop ups? trojans?
think i'll give that a miss.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:45,
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think i'll give that a miss.

no trojan, just stupid anti-virus software. The script makes the window move, so virus progs think its a trojan.
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But you probably don't recognise it, because it's Japanese.

is one of the simplest things I have seen all day yet it made me laugh more than nearly all of the stuff put together. Fantasmical.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:39,
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Have a pearoast before I totter off for Bed...

Nighty night b3ta!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:26,
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Nighty night b3ta!

You kings of comedy.
You princes of stand-up...
and weirdly morphed animals photoshopped together.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:32,
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You princes of stand-up...
and weirdly morphed animals photoshopped together.


/edit - you gotta feel sorry for the guy...

because he has just rejected an offer of work.
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His head would just endlessly swivle around.
looks like it's already half-way twisted off.
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looks like it's already half-way twisted off.


Residue from a crappy joke about "Mr Vanunu and his Israeli nono" earlier today.
Sorry... something to do while I finish this bockle of wine
(ALT text says it all)

other than i haven't posted for a week and it feels like a lifetime

'lo all :)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:21,
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'lo all :)

.... 'tis buttyiful....
....getting lost in the picture..... woo!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:22,
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....getting lost in the picture..... woo!

Because I'm American...
But for the life of me, I have to ask:
What is it?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:26,
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But for the life of me, I have to ask:
What is it?

i don't really know - it just squeezed itself outta my wacom when i wasn't looking...
do you have any ideas?
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do you have any ideas?

An areoplane crashing into an invisble dude falling down with a parachute?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:40,
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this is an aeroplane crashing into an invisible dude (just off screen whilst a man is) falling down with a parachute:

any other suggestions?
/apologies for pearoast - just couldn't resist...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:48,
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any other suggestions?
/apologies for pearoast - just couldn't resist...

lovely stuff... where have you been? having fun i hope...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:28,
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i wish... working my socks off earning my broadband connection...
tis nice to be back tho :)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:30,
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tis nice to be back tho :)

unless you don't like your socks of course... broadband connections are great though... only just arrived to our area and it has been utterly lovely...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:40,
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but that's just a wardrobe malfunction..
it's an odd one, cos i actually quite like my job! but tis a really great feeling to be making my own things again.. i miss it if i can't do it for any great length of time (ie a week or so!) - keeps me nicely balanced..
broadband rocks doesn't it?!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:46,
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it's an odd one, cos i actually quite like my job! but tis a really great feeling to be making my own things again.. i miss it if i can't do it for any great length of time (ie a week or so!) - keeps me nicely balanced..
broadband rocks doesn't it?!

my socks are rather similar! being nosy for a moment do you do graphicsy things for a living? i definitely consider doing by own stuff a kind of therapy although i can do graphics tings for work... balanced is good...
we have a florist in town called amaryllis and i always think of you and your anims when i see the sign :)
and broadband does, indeed, rock!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:52,
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we have a florist in town called amaryllis and i always think of you and your anims when i see the sign :)
and broadband does, indeed, rock!

i'm an information architect.. impossible to find anyone who would let me loose on their graphics let alone anything animated! i have no professional experience so they always get professionals in to do that sort of thing.. to be honest, i would love nothing more than making anims for a living - but no-one seems to need my services.. heheh - but in a way, it really doesn't really matter, cos i will make them anyway
my turn to be nosy ;)
what sort of graphics stuff do you do? do you really get paid to make your lovely anims and images? if so - good for you my friend!
btw - we also have a florists in town called amaryllis... it opened up a few weeks ago!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11,
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my turn to be nosy ;)
what sort of graphics stuff do you do? do you really get paid to make your lovely anims and images? if so - good for you my friend!
btw - we also have a florists in town called amaryllis... it opened up a few weeks ago!

WOO!
*hick*

You remind me of that lady who always smiles and gives standing ovations for the worst of preformances on that show American Idle... whats her name.... Paula Abdul or something of those sorts.
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i was just thinking, i can't be arsed to shop anything, but i always feel its my duty at this time of night when the board is a little slow...
...so i'll guage the reaction to this, and determine exactly how much effort is needed on my part
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:17,
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...so i'll guage the reaction to this, and determine exactly how much effort is needed on my part

is supposed to be elvis the pelvis

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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:35,
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he was sitting next to me!
ps) very scared about the saturday game!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:15,
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ps) very scared about the saturday game!

Even Liverpool might manage a point off United at the moment...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:19,
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...we'll see!!
ps... only scared cos I actually go to the matches with my season ticket! ;)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:26,
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ps... only scared cos I actually go to the matches with my season ticket! ;)

Owen is sick of the inside of Gary Neville's pocket I tell you - sick!
/edit: Gary Neville - SHOOOOOOOOOT!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:27,
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/edit: Gary Neville - SHOOOOOOOOOT!

if you have a photo of yourself on t'interweb,
but an animated floating head? That's
just asking for trouble...
*Opens up copy of Flash*
...oh, and it is rather woo
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:21,
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but an animated floating head? That's
just asking for trouble...
*Opens up copy of Flash*
...oh, and it is rather woo

involving my amazing head
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:23,
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although i keep wanting to call you foofer, as in the old cartoon character. :-)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:21,
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sounds good.
I've got to dash. I'll mail you tomorrow sometime...
Ta!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:24,
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I've got to dash. I'll mail you tomorrow sometime...
Ta!

what could be better! woo
though the look on his face is enematastic
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:13,
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though the look on his face is enematastic

But spiffy. Like a the captain of a zeppelin but with wings and a corset or something. I'm not really sure. Love the shading and the wings.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:14,
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Was there a source image or are you just a genius?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:14,
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it's actually pretty good despite that...he does a song on the soundtrack.
it's technotastic!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:16,
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it's technotastic!

'till you just can't boogie no more.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:11,
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my mum's school has got the drummer from the quo to play with the kiddies.....in an educational way...... I am so there!!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:18,
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they will be little tiny quo people and this board holder lady will turn up
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:21,
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check this out
www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=48649
GC or not, this is so cool
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:05,
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www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=48649
GC or not, this is so cool

but I wouldnt give a seagull arms, they steal enough as it is.
edit: I always imagined seagulls to be more chavvy. Maybe you could now give it some burberry and a bit of cheap and nasty 9ct bling?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:06,
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edit: I always imagined seagulls to be more chavvy. Maybe you could now give it some burberry and a bit of cheap and nasty 9ct bling?


Feeling a bit shitty for no particular reason, so have a poorly drawn field of sheepies ;)

Or a shaved giraffe?
(woo & yay)
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(woo & yay)

but they are very lovely sheep :)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:26,
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Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to mee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Happy birthday to me
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:00,
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Happy birthday to mee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Happy birthday to me

to get me cake :D
Thanks all who've wished well!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:05,
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Thanks all who've wished well!

how's things?
just noticed you on the fp... have no idea how i missed it... am a bit drunk and apparently unobservant but lovely stuff!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:08,
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just noticed you on the fp... have no idea how i missed it... am a bit drunk and apparently unobservant but lovely stuff!

been a bit busy of late and not been around too much. love jeremy!!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:11,
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boo to not being around... busy is bad when it interferes with net fun time...
glad you like jeremy... he's my fave thing for an age... am planning a full flash anim when i can work out what he should sound like :)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:18,
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glad you like jeremy... he's my fave thing for an age... am planning a full flash anim when i can work out what he should sound like :)

plus the board seems a lot friendlier than a few months ago. Can't wait for jeremy anim! Looking at your profile I see the hummus is as strong as ever...belated woo for all!
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but apart from that seems to be mellowing again... although apart from brief visits in the day i'm still very much a nightshift visitor so don't know how the dayshift is doing...
and thank you... :)
edit: ooh, i take it you've seen the new feature at 4rthur (not that new but i know a few folk didn't notice it until recently)...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:31,
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and thank you... :)
edit: ooh, i take it you've seen the new feature at 4rthur (not that new but i know a few folk didn't notice it until recently)...

Happy birthday by the way
Merry Thursday to everybody else
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:05,
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Merry Thursday to everybody else

this one is new... made last night after i did one for kallus...
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:06,
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you young scamp :)
how come you've never been to an edinb3tan if you're only in glasgow?
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:10,
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how come you've never been to an edinb3tan if you're only in glasgow?

only 3 months. I am havin a big shindig in the corinthian in glasgow on sat night ho - its in the 4rthur pub schedular if anyone is interested.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:12,
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and so it is... i'm rubbish at checking the pub scheduler... can't make this saturday but get yourself along to the bash in may... it'll be fun :)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:17,
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I'm rubbish too- someone wanted it confirmed by tuesday - i feel bad now! Off to bed anyway. Lots of drinking to do tomorrow!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:19,
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as you inspired it did you see this?
b3ta.com/board/3076573
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:06,
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b3ta.com/board/3076573

for him to fight now :)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:09,
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they also scare me slightly which should help get the atmosphere right...
*ponders drunkenly* :)
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:23,
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*ponders drunkenly* :)

At such an advanced age, you should ask your mates not to give you the bumps as it's quite dangerous*
* It's what finally killed my grandma
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:04,
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* It's what finally killed my grandma

Hope you going to get bladdered for the occasion.
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:06,
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Huzzah! Do what I did on my 21st...
I'd tell you, but I really cant remember.
Habby Purfday!
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Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:08,
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I'd tell you, but I really cant remember.
Habby Purfday!

* in England that is - actual time might depend where you are in the world/how accurate your clock is
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