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[challenge entry] For r3load...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Top work Mr. Molworthy.
How goes the conjugal bliss?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:49, archived)
# Meh,
s'alright. Bit like when we lived together for the previous 5 years, but with a shiny new toaster
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Well, you can't say fairer than that, can you?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Top notch fluffiness
and won't you compo it?
(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:56, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:00, archived)
# I like that a lot
(Harris Haggis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:30, archived)
# exsqueeze me
(Sigma5, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:45, archived)
# haha! Yay!
A fucking big prize to anyone who can work out how to record/rip the video clip from here:

www.georgewbush.com/Default.aspx

Oh, and WARNING! this link hates Firefox, probably because it's a communist browser.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:48, archived)
# I can't even bloody see it
tsk - work computers!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:49, archived)
# if you can download it
Eovideo (http://www.eo-video.com/) can rip asf/wmv for you (also Realvideo too) 30 day demo :)
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:50, archived)
# The URL is via mms:// rather than http://
so it won't download. Allegedly opera can do it, but that's a girls browser.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:54, archived)
# ah bugger
screen capture with Snagit or something perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! naeonlite, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:58, archived)
# Tried Camtasia yesterday,
it just comes out black.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:59, archived)
#
use quicktime and then save as sourse....easy.

piece of piss
(I helped save b3ta! TBR, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Maiden did that yesterday,
got the .mov but it was encrypted.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:22, archived)
# Got it...
would you like rm or wmv?
(Spidge New sig needed, donations gratefully accepted., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)
# .wmv would be good,
but either is fine really.

andymoore AT gmail
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:13, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
How then?
(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:14, archived)
# That is woo.
And creepy. Really quite creepy. Undoobtedly the press will knick it.

TJ: Last chance to see the Guardian doublespread that stole the b3ta stuff. (1.3MB jpeg.)

And the infamous Daily Record front page:

There's a bigger version of this floating about somewhere.
(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:49, archived)
# nice to see they removed slim's tag.
they all featured in saturday's daily mail too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:51, archived)
# and sun, mirror, star, sport etc................
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:52, archived)
# And the East Anglian Daily Times
always tag your work, like LV

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:06, archived)
# Heh
In the IoS, there was a Shrek and Donkey / Rooney and Beckham one. B3tan?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:51, archived)
# The shrek/rooney bit must be - seen that a few times
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:53, archived)
# Might very well be.
There were a good few shown here.
(Small Beer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Very woo
and that's a solid grip he got :)
(borkey makes meatballs just like mum, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:57, archived)
# that was my bloody idea...
woooooooooooo to theee original penalty mole

(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Don't think you were
There was one in the middle of the night before yours that got posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:08, archived)
# no no
i mean i'm the one who paid that mole to do it
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)
# first dance in ages!
Dance you spiny little bugger! DANCE IT HARD!
i couldn't resist the urge to make him dance....sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:41, archived)
# I recognise
that.
Splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:42, archived)
# I know!
I just couldn't stop myself from whoring him tho!
Oh the shame!
How's squirrels?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Yeah, alright, I must get on with that.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:45, archived)
# He looks
really tired
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:43, archived)
# YES!
Monday is going to be a good day - I can feel it in my waters!

Begin brilliant means never having to say you're sorry - remember that.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Sonic is looking rough these days!
Trés trés woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Is he hungover?
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:32, archived)
# dahhhling could you suck this horse cock?
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:39, archived)
# I get the feeling
we might be seeing a lot of these from you?

Hope so, tehy am W00S0ME
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:42, archived)
# nohands

on the menu again
(speshk99, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Heheh
I Like's it
(Twisted_firestormer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:43, archived)
# not on the bankette

(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:35, archived)
# That couple reminds me of...
... Peter Whatsisface and Penelope Keith in To The Manor Born.
And... teehee!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:37, archived)
# yeah,
especially in that episode where he wanted her to take it up.... no, I'm not going to say it, it's too early

(woo to the pic')
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:48, archived)
# ning..
This Bewitched anim is lovely and adaptable..



/runsoffformorningmacchiato
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:29, archived)
# hehheh
:)
(Sigma5, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:47, archived)
# Probably been discussed
a thousand times already, but your One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest was in 'The Mirror' on Saturday.
Made me feel quite proud.

Woo to the pic btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Duphrates Revolutionary Biscuit, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:50, archived)
# Ning, all!

Ha-ha, I know that you're all doing Sean Connery impersonations now!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:19, archived)
# /slaps wife
/runs off to US while wearing "I LUV Scotchland" badge
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Rev. A-MOL - I just have to say
I love you.
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:24, archived)
# r3load - I just have to say
the judge has given me the injunction. Two more yards nearer, and it's off to D Wing for cuddly nights with Big Tone.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:31, archived)
# I just cut "A-MOL" into
my arm with a razer blade
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:36, archived)
# slapping her
will quickly remove the "Happily married" from your vocabulary.......

But it's fun though.
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:27, archived)
# Hehehe
I'm trying to think of a catchy new thing to add to my name. It could be "The soon to be unemployed...", becuase I've been asked to hand my notice in (Note to people who don't know - not a bad thing for me)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:30, archived)
# Great....
Have you done the monkey riding the panda yet

/impatiant
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:31, archived)
# Jesus,
you've got a computer! Go nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:32, archived)
# I'm at college and plus I'm busy
looking at your wedding pics
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:32, archived)
# You coming to work here then...
Hope not for your sake...
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:38, archived)
# haha
woo to the picture - love it :o)

and TJ: Brian Blessed is coming to my local theatre for a ten day run in September, woohoo!

Picture opportunities ahoy, methinks!
(reefus-, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:26, archived)
# I believe you meant...
BRIAN BLESSED IS COMING TO MY LOCAL THEATRE FOR A TEN DAY RUN IN SEPTEMBER, WOOHOO!
(dognutz, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:29, archived)
# *snorts*
I surely did.

Now wonder if I should get him a b3ta t-shirt...
(reefus-, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:30, archived)
# gay guys cant read
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:13, archived)
# No need for coyness here
Just say FIST FUCKING and be done with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:15, archived)
# I don't think he can mean that
After all, they all appear to be men. How could men fuck each other? It's neither natural nor possible.

/confused

By the by - woo for seamlessness!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Or
thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=coy for alternative words
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:21, archived)
# English not your first language?
dictionary.reference.com/search?q=coyness&r=67
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:21, archived)
# bookmarked
mothertongue is french

(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:22, archived)
# Dammit,
Bastard mate still hasn't given my a (100% legal, naturally) copy of Flash yet, and I have so many ideas I need to get out of my head.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:08, archived)
# That is soooo cool.
I could watch that panda all day. I think it needs a monkey dressed as a cowboy riding it. Do it now.
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I'll try
I've got a singing chorus of an otter, an owl and now a panda.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:10, archived)
# "There's a fucking dwarf trying to stare me out!"
You really are the king of kings. (I'm on your blog)
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:17, archived)
# Actually
I think I am going to watch him all day.
(Harris Haggis, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:22, archived)
# nice bobbling head action
and not a drop of pron to be seen...
Woo and perhaps.... yes.... a little YAY too.
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:12, archived)
# I'm still trying to work out what he's saying
It seems to either be "wanker" or "arsecock".
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:22, archived)
# You know
if you watch it for long enough, you start imitating it. Or maybe that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:23, archived)
# not just
you
(dognutz, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:31, archived)
# More kittens!
Meet Boo and Cleo, the new additions to the house of Mr & Mrs dognutz
(dognutz, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:06, archived)
# BIGGER
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:07, archived)
# FLUFF OVERLOAD!!!!
well done, keepin the fluffy max'd out.
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:08, archived)
# AWWWW!
Is Boo the one with the black jaw or with the gammy eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:12, archived)
# Boo is black
Cleo is winking because she's waiting for the next slap from Boo. Eat, play, sleep seems to be the order of the day.
(dognutz, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:15, archived)
# awwww!!!
too much cuteness!
(I helped save b3ta! TheBrain plotting world domination since 1977, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Boo looks oddly
like a sheep dog. Fluffy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:25, archived)
# Arthur ASCII
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:05, archived)
# Woo yay! fanta Stick!
top punnage.

'ning............
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:07, archived)
# The punnage is strong with this one
Hurrah! (And, lest we forget, *groan*)
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:07, archived)
# YAY!
the punnage is with you.

bah,i wish i could go to roskilde :(
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf
Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf

*breathes*

Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf

*faints*
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:09, archived)
# it's good
but you could have left it as ascii surrounded by
<pre><small>...</small></pre>
234kb is a little large
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Good point, well made
But I never exceed the 200kb limit. Allow me this one indulgence.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Scarily
killing my broadband
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:27, archived)
# DVLA website
I could see some mild entertainment here
(I helped save b3ta! Hainesey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)
# hehehehehe
*BEEP*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:59, archived)
#
Clicky
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)
#
MEEP MEEP
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:01, archived)
# Access Blocked - NOTICE
Pornography expressions filter.

Oops... I shouldnt look at b3ta in college :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Set up a proxy
And stop moaning about blockerisationing-ing
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:05, archived)
# better start running
the thought police are coming for you, with their truncheons.

can you guess what they're gonna do with them?
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:06, archived)
# Pick his nose?
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:07, archived)
# actually, i was thinking
that they might bludgeon him with them
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:09, archived)
#
I'M BRIAN BLESSED
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)
# That is possibly the best thing I have ever seen
If thats still around at christmas I may have to get that for the capri I'm going to get
(Willboy:, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:04, archived)
# That would be an ecuminical matter
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:04, archived)
#
Yes..
(I helped save b3ta! Taxman, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I've had this planned
ever since the new numberplates came out.
Oh well, someone will steal it anyway.
Clickyy
(....., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:36, archived)
# looks good

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)
# hull
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:56, archived)
# A return, sir?
I don't think you can get returns back from there, sir. Looks like you'll have to have a one way sir, a single, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Weird
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:09, archived)
# 'sup..

Ahh they grow up so fast these days
(Twisted_firestormer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Guys - I need a picture of that strange...
...looking big bloke / bird / kid from Robot Wars... Whazziz name ? :(

I know, I shouldn't ask..
(G-Funk, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# George?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Yeah..
.. that guy who speaks like a bird... she looks like he should be selling tickets at a local church fate..
(G-Funk, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# craig charles
or phillipa forrester?

Mmmmmm Phillipa.....
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Pit woman used to be Julia Reed.
All gone downhill since it ventured to channel 5
(r3load, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# On an entirely unrelated matter
saw this little fella in Lisbon during Euro 2004

(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:58, archived)
# George
from the Chaos 2 team...

www.gt-electronics.freeserve.co.uk/c2/
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I think the kitty is hungry

Ahh well, it looks like it found something to eat
(Twisted_firestormer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:34, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO
Poor no hands.

What a way to die.....

Quiet board so have a Ning for y'all:
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Ning
My head hurts, yet I drank practically nothing yesterday. Life is unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Dehydrated..
Cure= BEER!!!!!

Go and drink lots, straightaway.
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# I have Florida squeezed pink grapefruit juice (with juicy bits)
(Buy any 2, save £1 or save 50p per carton), which is apparently "delicious simply served in a tall glass topped with crushed ice, but for a special drink with a bit of something extra, mix equal amounts of cold iced tea and juice together and add a shot of rum."

I have no rum. Life is unfair.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:57, archived)
# substitute something of equil potential.
vodka, brandy, bacardi, screenwash/antifreeze...
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:59, archived)
# There's some bleach in the store cupboard.
Reckon that'll do it?
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)
# That's the stuff..
"Barman! A domestos-colada please"...
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:02, archived)
# I was abducted by aliens
I remember just sitting at a party, then all I remember was waking up having totally lost time, the aliens had abducted me and given me a mind probe giving me an awesome headache, they had also stolen half the contents of some really strong tequila I had.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Mind probe or anal probe?
Headache or arseache?

The truth will out.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:59, archived)
# yawn
woo and a yay, but then again it is my kitty
(speshk99, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:36, archived)
# And...
thank you for the opportunity to shop your kitty.
(Twisted_firestormer, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:36, archived)
# ooer
missus
(speshk99, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Sherriff Chip Spudulike.
Toughest lawman in the old west allotments.
My spud gun's cocked and loaded punk! You wanna be chipped and fried?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Does he have
a spud gun?


(Willboy:, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:20, archived)
# the eyes
find the eyes!
(ice sickle, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:21, archived)
# Fuck me
that's terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:25, archived)
# hello
anyone having trouble with Arthur?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Yes,
it appears to be borked.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:39, archived)
# TO DYNOFOO!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Is that still around?
I thought it had disappeared in a puff of smoke
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Still there.
Lovely and spacious it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# *rummages*
ooh, so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:48, archived)
# 4rthur
appears to have returned now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Indeed
And I can't remember my password for dynofoo
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)
# what he said...
ning
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Phew...
at least it's not just me!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# ah
yes.

As soon as I saw all the names I figured it was borked...
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# is there a mirror??
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# Don't worry,
you hair looks lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# pffft.
*snicker*
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# no
you've just been barred
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Did you get my text over the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# aha, yes
I didn't know who it was from - cheers.

I picked up a copy of the Guardian, but I didn't see it in the Mail or Sun. Or on the telly - arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# Shut it bald boy,
we do the barring round there.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# oh yeah?
er... pencil boy
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:50, archived)
# You could have gone
for the fat angle.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Aren't you skinny yet?
Besides, I'm not exactly svelte myself.

I can call you 'shorty' though.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha
As if that could ever happen
*touches wood*
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:42, archived)
# whose wood?
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:43, archived)
# He's part of
a splinter group.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# pffft
+hah!
(ice sickle, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# The Pope's
I think he uses it as a toilet
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:45, archived)
# yeah
hence the mass migration back to here
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Yeah
because none of us are ever on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:46, archived)
# b3ta
What the hell is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:47, archived)
# It's a messageboard with kittens in it
But that's not important right now
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:54, archived)
# draw!
woo as always. Have a vegetable related woo

(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:31, archived)
# lovely.
i'm so pleased i stuffed b3ta into the registry on my work PC so i can't forget to open it up when i log in first thing.

hurrah!

ps. mind you i did also put the naked gay dancing man into a few of my colleagues reg's so he popped up on their pcs first thing as well... *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:40, archived)
# wooness
(cactiphile, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:41, archived)
# West Allotment!
What. The one in North Tyneside?

www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?X=431000&Y=570000&width=500&height=300&client=public&gride=&gridn=&srec=0&coordsys=gb&addr1=&addr2=&addr3=&pc=&advanced=&local=&scale=10000&out.x=6&out.y=5

I'll tell me grandad to keep a look out for him. He lives there!
(aneraseroflove excuse me...i have to go to space now, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:55, archived)
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(cactiphile, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:01, archived)
# whoa!
wossat program u use for that?
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:05, archived)
# Online util
jpg2asc.hierklikken.com/

have fun, image needs to be 400 x 400 or less
(cactiphile, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:07, archived)
# ooh!
So much fun!
Yay, yay and yay!
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:11, archived)
# who is
bob berner??
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:07, archived)
# bob's
your uncle.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:08, archived)
# / has moments silence
/ searches on google
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:08, archived)
# Bob Bemer
The guy who invented Ascii who has just passed away

I thought this portrait was most suitable :-)
(cactiphile, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:09, archived)
# ooh
thats even cooler than original
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Very nice
*takes off viking helmet, holds it against heart and stares misty-eyed into the distance*
(Willboy:, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:16, archived)
# RIP
then
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Surely
CHR(82) CHR(49) CHR(80)
would be more appropriate :)
(dognutz, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:52, archived)
# mmm
Smart arse
(cactiphile, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:16, archived)
# He just passed away
on Thursday, i suppose it took a long time to type out all those letters.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:51, archived)
# nah
I only read about it
(on Ceefax appropriately) this morning.

(cactiphile, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 10:17, archived)
# He's been trapped in there for days....


..'Ning
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:48, archived)
# hahahahahhaha
what a miming twunt! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! noodle monkey the cheese junky, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:50, archived)
# eh eh
but those guys..wuh uh uh
cant find wordz
www.normalnofobia.com/nnf_slike/index_guinness.htm
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:53, archived)
# on the subject of idiots...
i've got work in just over an hour, and i work with an idiot...can anyone give me an idea for torturing / inflicting pain on said idiot

note: i work in a kitchen, so i have many mediums to work with, i just need some inspiration
(cookie_freak, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:57, archived)
# chillie oil
in the hand soap. and rubben on the loo roll....
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 8:59, archived)
# hmm...
i like the other staff, so i cant rig the soap... and we have to use the customer toilets, so i can't really tamper with the toilet paper...however, that could be funny...very funny
(cookie_freak, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:02, archived)
# If you have a kitchen like I used to work in,
you have special trousers for cooking in.

something in there should do the trick.

off you go....
(Dangermouse., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:05, archived)
# I'm thinking of either
prawns in his pockets (the buggers stink anyway)
or
dipping the headband of his h&s hat in bleach, and seeing how long it takes for his hair to change colour!

I might leave now, see if any other flashes of genius enter my skull
(cookie_freak, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:12, archived)
# try anything
involving marmite
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 28 Jun 2004, 11:21, archived)
# Woo!
(Aphasian, Mon 28 Jun 2004, 9:04, archived)

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