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# No doubt been asked before...
But what's a guy gotta do round here to get a front page?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# make an amusing image
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# You've got to
give oral pleasure to the right person.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# ha!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:28, archived)
# Not that?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Looks down at preceding post...
erm, that kinda thing, I guess.
=)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# he's far too good though
I think we should have a handicapping system*





*Mnnnnngh
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# make a good image
usually work, but not all the time.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# 'Lo all
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Barking,
BARKING mad.
How are you sir?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Fine
In Weymouth. Returning to the rock at silly-o-clock tomorrow morning. In one of these interweb caffs. Trust you are radiant.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:13, archived)
# As the sun.
Kerry wanted to thank you again for her teddy.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# yikes
that's complicated

woo!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Wow
thats bloody woo that is!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# massively, massively
woosome.....
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# I think the mushroom might have had a part in that
WOO YAY HOUPLA
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Just
fucking awesome.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# BRAVO!
c'est toi le plus fort...exceptionnel!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Too subtle?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Sadly not really funny...


But I shall post it anyway as even ridicule is better than silence
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# ha ha
/Nelson
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Sigh!
/Goes to bottom of garden to eat worms...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:13, archived)
# Now if we poison the supply of
this council piss then we can stop them breeding and hopefully they'll DIE
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:16, archived)
# cadger
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!
Fucking hell, that's scary.

Nice morphing, though.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Not as scary as this:
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# fucking spiders
why does the background look more real when the badgers head is there? scary

that am woo though
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# Woo!
Have a morphing cock in celebration!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# It's happen to the Domo-kun too


/this must be stopped
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# Politicians these days, the're using all the force the've got
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!
Yay.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Threadjack
If your a blueyonder customer having problems with email I came across this today

Click

It's off the offical site but some may have missed.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Those 'three for two' offers in Waterstones' always catch me out too.
Woo to pic!

The Statue of Literary...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)
# or library
..
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# I know that.
I was just being daring.

Furry 'dangerous' numnah, that's what they call me.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# yeah
but only when you pay them

/ducks
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Ssshhhhhhh!!!
You'll blow my cover!

*smacks TMB*

*hands him a cheque*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:12, archived)
# *cashes cheque*
yeah, she's well dangerous, that furry

dangerousest of all the bipedal female types...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# ohhh.....
*light dawns hours late*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:10, archived)
# ...GOOOOOAAAL!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Blimey
there's a name I haven't seen for aaaaages.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Seiko?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# peter
shilton?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# The finest username
the board did ever see, no less.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Hello,
where you been?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# suffering
a terminal condition known as real life


i don't recommend it!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Ugh.
I know the problem...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Wow..
Been an age since I last saw your name on the board..
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# yay!
welcome to sunny bristol!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# I recommend
the Old Duke on King Street
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)
# It's already become a favorite haunt..
I'm often to be found standing around the bar listening to damn fine music.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Has there ever been a Bristol b3ta bash?
Mind you, you probably don't know, seeing as you've just moved here.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:13, archived)
# I have a feeling there was one a while back
If not, maybe it's about time for one?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# I haven't kept up
I've been away from b3ta for over a year
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:20, archived)
# Also,
Roxys on.... ummm..... the road past the hospital (not too good with street names).

It's a tiny little bar with a great atmosphere, bit expensive but very cool.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:19, archived)
# Yes
sort of St. Michael's Hill
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:22, archived)
# sun?
*looks outside*
oh, that
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Fank ye very much
It's good to be back (Though I miss London)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:10, archived)
# Heh!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Phwoar!
.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# arf!
the cock!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# great minds...


/repost
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:29, archived)
# for the record...

sure Mr Cruise, whatever you say..
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# haha
nice.

in case you haven't seen me say it before: The Big Lebowski is my most favoritest movie EVER!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# we like the big lebowski tons too!
We? You were not alone

No - as in the royal We of course!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# hes gonna fuck you
in the ass.

woo baby!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# you said it mang!
Nobody fox wid da jesus!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# awesome
you don't fuck with the jesus
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# 8 year olds dude.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# ha ha
No I don't think he was gonna crack Walter!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# I am the walrus?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# shut the fuck
up Donny
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Lemme explain somethin'
I'm not mr lebowski, you're mr lebowski. I am the dude, so that's what you call me Ok? The dude, his dudeness, duder, or el duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing. Ok, man?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Are
you employed, sir?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# So many good lines
Was there anything of value in the car? Tape deck. Couple of Creedence tapes, and my briefcase. And in the briefcase? You know, my papers. Business papers.
And what do you do, sir?

I'm unemployed.

Love it
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# this is not nam smokey
this is bowling, there are rules
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# laughing out loud at work
I'd forgotten that bit! :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# HE'S GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......
..Then end up in E.R.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# AND DIEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# he's not dead


But it turns out his ego was writing cheques his body couldn't cash ...

/edit sorry, how rude ... woo too teh cock :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# ha ha!
Wonder where he'll die in next..
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha
woo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# That made me laugh
I think they both love teh cock
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# I'm a massive fan of Tom Cruise...
...and as an ex-scientologist I can categorically say that he ain't no dyke.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# We'd
guessed that bit ourselves, ta.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# You did?
You must be really, really clever. (I'm guessing that was the Royal We)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# is he
a clear or whatever they're called?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I guess so.
But if you pay loads of cash and slam your nuts in the temple doors, you can get rid of LOADS of nasty engrams.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Presumably
not, as he doesn't appear to be able to turn invisible, travel through time, leap tall buildings with a single bound or indeed stop his marriage falling apart because he blatantly loves teh cock.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Call yourself a fan?
I'm being polluted by your engrams.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# haha
I bet he likes a good goosing aswell.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)
# I'm going through some old CDs
trying to restore my b3ta gallery after MSN kindly deleted the whole thing, and I found this b3ta ID mash which never got posted. It's by me, Sunshine Elephant, mechamatsimpsk, kitty meow meow, wheatox (mr wheatley these days I think), Al, and Ijon Tichy. Thought it would be rude not to share.


Bigus Clickus


I'm finding all sorts of crasy things, so expect to be *delighted* by them later on.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# how random
woo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# rememer kids
*delighted* == *violated*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# He said 'violated'.
How rude.

Pfffft.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# yaaay!
you are back!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Yay me!
I haven't quite done ALL TEH WORK, but I've done as much as I can be bothered doing just now.

Does that make sense?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# of course it does
I want food.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I've got half a Waggon Wheel here
if you're interested?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# I'm going to make myself some pizza
mmm
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Will there be chillies?
And maybe some meat?

*slevvers slightly*

*wipes chin*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# i'll have you know i'm a sophisticated gentleman!
i have class

not a word pony, not a word
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
#
tehehehehehehe
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Oooooh, you pesky kids!
Now you've got my whiskers twitching...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# I really am finding some crasy stuff.
Look how fucking ugly we all are!

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/classof03.jpg

(by Mingus)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# jesus
i've not seen that in a while

edit: conclusive proof that mystery bob is in fact the walking dead
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Heh heh heh!
That am woo!

Even the Quo are there!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# haha
beautiful!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# that's one way of putting it
:)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# lovely
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
#
That is wild !
WOO YAY
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# randomness ...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# hehe
I like that a lot!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# B3ta in print!!!
Evening Standard - Today 6th July - Page 11 !!!
and it's my collina pic as the main image...

Click for readable - 250kb

...without a credit.
Click here for original


(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Hurrah for you!
I stuck a tag on it and put it in a games forum and it got some good replies.

Edit: What's the betting they don't know who Agent 47 is and just thought it looked kinda funny?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# I'm sure they havent a clue
still nice work on getting it in the papers!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# In the strictly impartial Daily Mail too.
Somewhere. If those cuntbubbles are warming to b3ta, the whole thing must be coming really mainstream. I hate the general public.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# It's epidemic now isn't it?
Christ.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# well done you
at least b3ta was mentioned though
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# 'New' Phenomenon?
As if!

Woo to your picture as well!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# New...
to people for whom the newspaper is cutting edge tech...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# New, like electricity is new
to most Daily Mail readers.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Are the ES
and the Mail related? Can't remember
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Cousins
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# yep
sure are
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Yes they are.
Both reactionary bum wipe material.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Same parent company
along with the Metro - which also frequently takes stuff off the net without crediting - including most of their entertainment news, horoscopes, and even some news copy.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# All related
And interestingly, if you actually go through and read the rags, there isn't any news in them.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Nicely!
Who's this Rob Manuel cunt then? Taking all the credit. ANyone would think he created the source of the internet!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# ask them for money
but don't threathen them or ask for publicity or the game designers could charge you for using their copyrighted image! :)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Sorry
I can't reply now, I am working on the budget.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:10, archived)
# obvious...


and crap...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# I don't know why

(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# woo hoo!
edit: that's more like it
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# When I ate prunes once...
...I had a rectal prolapse and lost a tampon.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# hello dawn
nice to see you again.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# It thor is nice to see you again too.
I'm still working in special needs porn. I'm working on a rip-roaring rollercoaster of a movie called "Kinky Konvent Kapers". I play a lesbo nun called Sister Pronunciation.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# i will buy a copy
when it is finished.

you can't have too much special needs pron.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# That's what I said in the development meeting.
But health and safety say that the pyrotechnics will have to go because most of the wheelchairs are made out of flammable material.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Did you find the tampon?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# If only the bandwagon
was say... funny and/or good.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# 'twould be a bonus and no mistake
What's happened to the talented newbies we've had the last few weeks? Whenever I've popped in today there seems to be bandwaggoneering and threadwasting but nothing much worth writing home about (well, bar monkeon's usual high standard wotsit below).
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Oh stop whingeing,
there's been loads of good stuff on here today. If you don't like what _is_ on here, make something better, or shut up.
And that goes for the lot of you, I'm not singling nosemonkey out or anything.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# We're mainly moaning
about the bandwagon's that push the good stuff down the board. All of them could have been bungled together in one thread.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Yeah! I demand more I-pod
posts!

/runs like hell
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Stop It Now!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay! Abuse it! Abuse it HARD!


Eh?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
funny reply.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# ThReAdJaCk
As if there weren't enough spam artists in africa...
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3840203.stm
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Well, we might as well get some fun out of the little buggers
before the government has them all put down for spreading TB to cattle.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Hey b3tans
can you find another webpage with the word "badger"? If so, start a new thread.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# ok wait a sec
:)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Quoi?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# badgers collapsed a bridge here in WSM
100% of FACT
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# yay!
weston super mud!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# ain't that the truth
you close by?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# .
A work associate just told me that last night he put his finger up his arse before he went to sleep, and when he woke up in the morning his finger smelled of sick. I'm 90% sure he was joking, but it made me feel ill all the same.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# This thread has gone weird
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# Your point being?
Most threads on this site seem to pop out of another dimension.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Bastards
i'd hit the baiters with a spade.


sssssss ppppppp aa nn nn gggg
sssssss ppppppp aaaa nnn nn ggg ggg
ss pp pp aa aa nnnn nn gg gg
ss pp pp aa aa nn nn nn gg
sssssss ppppppp aa aa nn nn nn gg
sssssss ppppppp aa aa nn nn nn gg
ss pp aaaaaaaaaa nn nn nn gg gggg
ss pp aaaaaaaaaa nn nn nn gg gg
sssssss pp aa aa nn nnnn ggg gggg
sssssss pp aa aa nn nnn gggg gg
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Badger reposts

(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# found this likkle fella in my garden.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
but how do I hold it?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# just grab it round the middle
(woo to the pic!)
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# makes crossing the road fun...

(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:38, archived)
# pffffft
woo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Haha
"Simon says - run across really quickly when a bus appears!"
woo yay
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# it's red yellow green, fool!!!!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# COINS!


that is all...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# arf
woo
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# splendiferous!
You deserve to be a millionaire with ideas like that!

W00 + YAY = HOOPLA x LOTS
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# But is it a more humane way of killing them?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# vey
good
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Pffffft
That'll help with overcrowding in schools

Edit: Whoops how rude of me: Woosome
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# Noooo!
Don't kill the Yaks... Yak death makes me sad...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# ingenious!
someone inform the government!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# HAHAHA
no it's not, they know it's going to happen
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# as you can tell, I'm low on woos
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Fank u velly much
That woo has made my day
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# A winner!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Ah too fast
can't.. focus... *head spins off a la fembot*
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Bandwagons-a-go-go!
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:32, archived)
# oh
come on...you have not done a thing with that pic...thats gotta be a offical whitehouse pic.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# YOUR FACE SOLD HERE
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# You're supposed to alter...
...etc
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# where did those ducklings go?
looks like the clown had them.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)

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