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Hey

You might know i'm making tshirts.. well, i've just got a reply from the printing company, and well.. it might cost me a bit to start off with.
Would anyone be willing to pay first, then i can get them printed with the money i recieve and it'll make it a huge amount easier?

If you don't know yet, the tshirts are these designs:

Slug Russian Roulette ( www.naiveamoeba.co.uk/gallery/paintmash/slugs.png ) , at 8 each- 4 deep red and 4 stoney/grey
Right Click ( www.naiveamoeba.co.uk/gallery/paintmash/rightclick.png ) , at 8 each- 4 deep red and 4 stoney/grey
Bunny Burger ( www.naiveamoeba.co.uk/gallery/paintmash/burger.png ) , at 4 each- 2 deep red and 2 stoney/grey
Neck Wring ( www.naiveamoeba.co.uk/gallery/paintmash/neckwring.png ) , at 4 each- 2 deep red and 2 stoney/grey

All in medium. They'll be ~£14 .

All i really need to know is if anyone will be wanting to pay first and recieve them maybe 1/2 weeks later?

Ta muchly.

... =( anyone?

*sigh* i'm guessing no... oh well...

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)

I would do

if I was rich

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:38, archived)

so i'm guessing you're not going to get one either way...

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:39, archived)

yeah, i'm broke

hence no nifty icon. :-/

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:39, archived)

fantastic!!

i love the right click one!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:39, archived)

but i'm guessing that's not an "i'll buy one" ?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:41, archived)

£14 ?

I'll pay, yeah. Gimme a few days though.

(hermand, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:44, archived)

horay!

which one do you want?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:46, archived)

Russian Roullette

I think it's fab :D

(hermand, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 23:04, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeee!

no reason for this, just felt like saying "weeeeeeeeeeee!"
(very bored at work)

(jaggyboy, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeee!"

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:28, archived)

GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING

hi

edit: how rude of me! The little running weeeeeeeee man makes me happy!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:31, archived)

and in the rain

hiya. I thought my monitor had got a bump in it when I saw the pic at first, but he's running so fast he's become quite loose.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:41, archived)

Yaaay for weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeing at work!

TJ: Who'd win in a fight? A clown or the Dugat?

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:30, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeee indeed!

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:33, archived)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

huzzah

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:36, archived)

porn eh? not what it used to be...

bloody hell, that's weak, even for me...

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new_matt, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)

hehehehe

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)

ooooh

all that nekkid tableware

*rubs thighs*

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:25, archived)

eeeewwer!

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robh, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:32, archived)

my newest vector

BIGGIFY aaaannnnnddd JESUS
name the film!!

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)

omgomg

big lebowski!

edit: and seriously, very very nice vectory pic. :)

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)

the duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)

ZOG IN SUNGLASSES.

it's a romantic comedy.

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)

Teh Big Lebowski?

Yay!

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DogHorse plop, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)

fantastic!!

thats fab! he was really good in blues brothers 2000! but it was a crap film! nothing on the original!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)

VERY good.

and woo to TBL

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)

YAY

bootifullness

EDIT: guns are a pain in the ass to paint

EDIT EDIT: do The Dude next

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)

best film ever

woo!

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applehead herp derp, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:25, archived)

I mark that zero dude

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)

haha

yay for john goodman!

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new_matt, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)

dude

nicely done

(dude- ette)

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e.parsley, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)

wow

that's class!

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applehead herp derp, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:25, archived)

you should make a wallpaper sized collage of vector Lebowski

it would rule the school

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:26, archived)

Shut the fuck up, Donnie!

W/y/h!

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:29, archived)

wow

just took the time to look at ur other vectors very very nice, only if i could be soo good

(richErich, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:31, archived)

Spitzenklasse, Donnie!

w/y/h

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Kaiser, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:31, archived)

WOW!

That's fantabulous!

(the funky gibbon, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:36, archived)

yay!!

fabularse :)

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lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:40, archived)

It was better in my head

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)

Is there any other kind?

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)

nope!

clowns are evil 100% fact!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)

Nah, they're just misunderstood

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:26, archived)

Awwww

Hewwo widdle fewwah

*Spacks out*

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)

i can't bear to look

they are so evil.. so evil.. so very very veyr evil...

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:34, archived)

But you *can* kill them:

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:37, archived)

yay clown-killing kiddies!

but why is he on his knees in the first place? hmmm... ;)

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:40, archived)

hehe

Well, he deserves all the kicking he's getting.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:41, archived)

Aww that poor Clown

all he wanted to do was make people laugh...and you killed him

*Bawls eyes out*

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:45, archived)

he's evil

and he's prone to giving poor little girls nightmares after accidentally walking in on her parents watching bad gay pr0n, and then it's her birthday, and the balloons can't hide the gay pr0n burned into her retinas, oh moooooooooom why did you have to.....

*ahem*.

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:49, archived)

*Smiles whilst backing slowly away*

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:50, archived)

No...

He deserves more! More I say!

All [Evil] Clowns [and, therefore, all clowns] should be hired as mercenaries to kill other Evil Clowns, and we can have a terrifically large circle of clowns killing one another until every Evil Clown is dead, thus ridding the world of Evil Clowns forever!
And the best part? No more Evil Clowns! (And the second best part? The money spent hiring them as mercanaries can be retrieved from their decaying corpses!)

(Duke Flipside Bidet to you, sir, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 22:01, archived)

wow

no further proof required!

(Machinecurse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)

traitor!

aieeeeeeee!

*runs away*

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)

*Rubs hands with glee*

They're coming for you, nuttybunny...look there's one now!

\Night of the living Dead

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:25, archived)

*emits high-pitched scream*

*dogs begin to bark*
*birds fly away in terror*

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:26, archived)

Muah ha ha haaaaaah

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)

you bastard,

I'm still here
:)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:35, archived)

Well I seem to have succeeded in

alienating everyone. Now to post a piscture of Saddam in a Santa Hat - I don't think that's been done before.

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:44, archived)

Let's Get Ready To Tumble

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:19, archived)

it's nice to see washing machines with special safety features

like cat flaps, just in case one gets locked inside.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)

ouch

Pun-tastic

(Willboy:, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)

gaaah

brain... trickling out of ear

woo though

(Machinecurse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)

oi loiks

moi washing machine
it have got a cat flap on it

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:16, archived)

Consider my squildo

officially graped.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:17, archived)

Mesmerising.

Don't let it fall down her trousers!
Nice work there :)

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:17, archived)

hoorah

belly-button pinball

wyh

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:17, archived)

navel pinball.

woo to that!

(Machinecurse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:18, archived)

turn it into a flash game

Or actually I just thought of another one. Breakout with the bricks covering up pictures like they used to have on Peanut holders in pubs

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:18, archived)

and the pictures could be those of

dangerous escaped criminals

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)

Are you suggesting they make all prisoners do a risque photoshoot on entry to prison

so that if they escape their wanted posters will easily catch more people's attention and increase the chance of them being caught again? :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:22, archived)

I think he was just saying

that they should be fully clothed dangerous escaped criminals.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)

fully clothed dangerous escaped animals?

It sounds like some insane plot of a b3tanesque tv series that was on BBC2 ;)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:26, archived)

or else

fully escaped dangerous animal clothes

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)

you have to admit

it is so far fetched,
it *could* just work

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)

Fantastic!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)

thats fucking great,

*takes all the woo yays given out whilst drunk and gives them to this post*

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)

hahahah

yay!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)

mmmmmm

hypnotic

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robh, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)

Look! I did something original with one!

CFB

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)

i think that that picture is rather

great.

the woo yays are on you.

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)

ooooh nice

i like it!!
BTW love your motel bit...!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)

awww!

that's pretty! =)

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)

cool

i was gonna just say "Woo, well done",

but then it moved...

so have a "Yay, Houpla!" to go with it.

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sex and dougs and rock n roll, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)

I think

they've all been original
and extremely good.

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robh, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:11, archived)

Next have one applying mascara!

Excellent work m'dear, WYH!

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:14, archived)

very nicely done

woo yay

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:15, archived)

That is awesome :)

Much better than I could do!

But I was sitting here, looking at that, and thinking about where to buy okra, and how long it'd been since I'd had any to eat, and about why I decided to reupholster my couch in a really tacky cow-covered material from Wal Mart when it occurred to me that Rob hasn't rented a room, and now I'm all sad, craving okra, and wondering what I'm going to do with a "cowch" when my daughter's old enough to make fun of me...

(Ecclesia, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:17, archived)

try a secretary

they work sometimes

edit/ I have no idea where that came from

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:19, archived)

I thought they just got paid to type stuff and bend over

(Ecclesia, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)

Google fails me...

Can anyone link me to the Stickman making thingy that was flying around the board a month ago. Got it somewhere at work, but forgot to send it home.

muchos gracias amigos

.

(CerberusDog woof, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)

pivot

search MSN groups.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)

It's called Pivot.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)

try searching for

pivot, whilst you wait for someone to post the link.

de nada, adios
/A-level spanish joke.

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:08, archived)

Isleptwithyourmotherforafiversoyoucouldhaveschooldinnerslastweek.com

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:08, archived)

Don't know if I should be grateful or offended?

OK then, Grateful.

(CerberusDog woof, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)

here

was looking for it myself
groups.msn.com/Pivotanimation

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Pope Yoda is OLD, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:19, archived)

I usually go for the 'Wouldn't chance it".

cfb
But I'm just that kinda guy.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)

hahahahaha

nice! =D

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)

Meh meh meh meh

That is fantastic, Sir.

*Kendal mint cake is best if you leave it for a couple of years*

(Willboy:, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:11, archived)

I'm sure they have a different label for their packaging though.

Ta for the appreciation.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:15, archived)

Bloody disgusting: Aug 13/01

Dodgy (at best): Aug 25/02
Probably Fine: Nov 18/04
Best After: Feb 19/09

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:18, archived)

haha

It's been ages since I've had any Kendall mint cake and I want some now.

Trouble is, I have to wait at least five years for it to ripen now.

:-(*

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)

hahah

woo!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:15, archived)

Ladeeeeeeeeeeez n gennlemen.

"Let's get ready to ramble."

PS - His website is fucking hilarious;
ch-ch-check it out

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routine has perfected burgers, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)

Haha!

Yay!

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mechamatsimpsk, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)

Oh goodness...

... that raised an outloud chuckle, causing the cat to jump off my knee and trample on the keyboard!

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)

ha ha ha

muchos chucklos!

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robh, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)

I don't know why I spent two hours on this...

But I saw www.b3ta.com/board/3448581/ and felt compelled to create it in movie form.
Clicky here for it (WMV file, 1559kb)

Credit to ClockworkDespot for the inspiration.

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)

haha

like it,,. like it

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Radagarst, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)

that

am woo

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)

hahahahaha

woo!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)

Toothmendous!

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The Duke of Prunes, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)

huzzah

aceness

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:16, archived)

...

i managed to find the NORTH MINEHEAD BI-ELECTION SKETCH2 on kazaa the other day
i will share if some asks me 2

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Radagarst, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:17, archived)

What's that about North Minehead?

I used to go to school in Minehead a long time ago...

(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:24, archived)

Wow, how did you get all the teeth to move so smoothly?

/silly
Woo to you for two hours

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:18, archived)

nobody ever talks to him in the Video chatrooms

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Radagarst, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)

Phwoar!

a/s/l?

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mechamatsimpsk, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)

Mum?

Keep your top on ok?

(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)

Brian?

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)

Boss man?

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)

kill

Mongo!

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:15, archived)

hahahaha

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loko, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)

...

gay shift started yet?

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Radagarst, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)

blimeh

you're a bit eager, got 3 hours yet

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DonnChadh, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)

i saw an usher poster in san francisco

that had gay spray painted on it, much i larfed

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)

I wish I could be 100% sure that was a piss take.

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supermoore: HUNG, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)

fear not...

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loko, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:08, archived)

That's more pathetic than the Star Wars kid

But not at all ingratiating

Just makes me want to euthanise the guy

(Ecclesia, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)

Spacktastic

but not as great as Grandmother of Shoes

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:21, archived)

Having no idea what 'Okra' was...

Okra was suggested by Ecclesia.
Obsessed? No. Not I.

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)

Teehee.

I also liked the croissant lots.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)

That was a 3am effort fueled by Old Speckled Hen.

Of which I am most proud.
Thank you!

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)

An alternative name

for okra is 'lady fingers'
I'm sure you can work with that....

W/Y/H to pic

(Lordgert, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)

lady fingers what?

woo!

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)

Ta for the WYH!

www.b3ta.com/board/3449050

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)

OMG!

Yay! Now let's fry the bastard child and eat him with ketchup!

(Ecclesia, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)

Sounds an excellent plan...

... but first, to find a frying pan. :)

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:13, archived)

what the arse is okra?

woo to this one

and congrats on the FP yesterday, much deserved for a good series.

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:02, archived)

Your question was muttered many times as I made the picture.

I did a bit of research though, and it's some kind of veg in African origin related to an eggplant.
Thanks for the congrats!

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)

It's a vegetable

You cut it open, it looks like someone spit on the inside of it
You slice it into about 1 inch pieces, batter it, and fry it and it tastes like tater-tots

(Ecclesia, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)

you make it

sound so.... erm... appetizing?

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)

tastes like arse in my opinion

but I've only eaten them a few times a long time ago

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)

Also, you boil it to a pulp

and it's called "gumbo"

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:23, archived)

Also known as

"ladies' fingers"... which presents more interesting possibilites, I reckon.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)

Indeed... but I didn't know that at the time.

Still... the best jokes go unsaid sometimes.

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)

heehee

as usual, very giggle-inducing. :D

okra is such a southern dish here, i refuse to eat it without drawling a bit.

can i make a request? either a rutabaga or a chick pea please. :D

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)

Peas, not more peas and beans!

/duly writes them down.

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)

translation:

rutabaga = swede

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)

actually

i just really like saying the word "rutabaga". ;D

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)

it does have a certain je ne c'est quoi

the translation was because most brits have no idea what a rutabaga is

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)

oof

sorry about that. :-/

sorta looks like a turnip, and is very bitter, so i am told.

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:18, archived)

I like reading the word rootabaga

Rootabaga Stories by Carl Sandburg

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RedHouse over yonder, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:27, archived)

yaaaaay

woo

that stuff is evil

congats on the FP :)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)

Thanks very much!

It was, and still is, a complete surprise to me!

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)

easily the best of the series so far

it was well deserved

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)

Thank you... but I have to disagree.

SFN is the best series to be seen replying to this season.

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:07, archived)

who's series got FP'd first?

what I was saying is that the one that hit FP is the best so far :)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:11, archived)

Ohhh I see... yes, possibly!

Oh, and SFN probably, he's being going longer than me.

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CaroWallis, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:13, archived)

his clicky series hasn't FP'd

it has to soon though :)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:17, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)

you know french nuns cane too good you are a bat har har har har

woo

what does FNC stand for?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)

fucking see?

i think

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)

You no

effin see too good you are a bat ha ha ha etc

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FoldsFive, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)

i think bat is actually ba-t aka batty

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)

'blind as a bat'

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:05, archived)

ahhh.. well, they both work =P

a batty bat! hehe

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)

*squint*

What's the top letter? I have really bad vision...

Thanks for the giggle :)

(Ecclesia, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)

poor blind fellow

*feels his pain*

ooooo... ;D

(nuttybunny is not jesus though I have the same initials., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)

haha

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rogan, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)

Heheh!

(Although if the victim is supposed to be reading it out, surely the first letter should be an I?)

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mechamatsimpsk, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:04, archived)

Cheers mat!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:06, archived)

RRRAAAGH!!!

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mechamatsimpsk, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:11, archived)

Mr Blair - under attack from all sides

Including his own teeth.

Dissident Incisor

(Machinecurse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:52, archived)

Hahah!

Fab!

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mechamatsimpsk, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:55, archived)

ooh.

that's some nice spong, there.

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:55, archived)

it's what they told me

always end on a spong.

(Machinecurse, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)

except in job interviews, i'd have thought.

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100% of Gibbon, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:57, archived)

dammit, thats why it took me so long

to get a job

(washing_machine, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)

hahahahahaha

nice one! =D

And my woo saved for the bestest images..

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)

Why doesn't dude get his grill fixed?

I'd still do him though

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themaltesebippy uses a sonic screwdriver to remove unsightly hairs, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:10, archived)

Haha

that am lovely.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:16, archived)

(the jewel in the lotus, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)

Nice

space horse!

he looks rather angry

(Lordgert, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:03, archived)

I searched glassco.cx and found nothing

for this

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ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:43, archived)

well, i've seen it...

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:44, archived)

it's a copy of this

which must be in the database somewhere
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta

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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:45, archived)

wonder how much bandwith b3ta eats up a day...

i'm guessing about 2.1 jiggabytes

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:47, archived)

it's almost impossible to know

such knowledge would surely kill you

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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)

s-s-so i'm guessing... more than 2.1 jiggabytes?

*brain explodes*

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)

the site uses around 2 terrabytes a month

but that doesn't include all the images that you lot host and the odd bit of flash we sometimes stick on free servers.

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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:53, archived)

bloody nora!

i'm guessing you have unlimited bandwidth then.. bet your host loves you! =P

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:55, archived)

nope

we have a set amount.

Anyway. No more questions as I am off to town for a bite to eat.

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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:56, archived)

I wonder how bites taste.

Probably a bit like bytes. That is - salty.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:58, archived)

nah, he's probably going to have 2 terrabites

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)

Not jiggabites?

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:00, archived)

well, i thought it'd be 2.1 jiggabites..

but he says "the site uses around 2 terrabytes a month" so i guess not...

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:01, archived)

you mean Giga i think

as in 1.21 Gigawatts!!!!!!!!!!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:09, archived)

oh, it's 1.21, i didn't know the exact number

and i would pronounce giga with a g and not a j.. and it sounds funnier to use a j, because BTTF is so old-fashioned..

oh i dunno...

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:12, archived)

ok, have fun

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)

there's no such thing as unlimited bandwidth

it's a myth propagated by hosting companies with watertight abuse policies

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lemony, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)

I've been pushing Blueyonder quite hard for over a year

and they haven't tried to reign me in yet. So far they've been unlimited with everyone as far as I've heard.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:08, archived)

B3ta is a humorous?

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)

And where am teh weblog on b3ta?

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)

front page

next to the best of the board

but i don't understand the point of it, it's more of a news thing, seeing as the newsletter is for links..

it's not had links in ages really..

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:49, archived)

they're the bestest links.

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Sunshine Elephant, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:50, archived)

no - there isn't much point these days

if we filled the blog with links then it would compete with the newsletter.

ho-hum

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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:51, archived)

That's no blog.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:52, archived)

well, it's actually a web log

a log of websites..

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:54, archived)

Pah.

Geddonoutofit.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:55, archived)

hah

As previously stated, b3ta is very puerile. Although images which could be interpreted as being pornographic are not shown explicitly, and marked 'NSFW' – 'Not Safe For Work' – b3ta's content is considered by many to be distasteful. b3ta also holds the somewhat dubious honour of being one – if not the only – website to be banned under six categories by web filtering company N2H2 (see database.n2h2.com/cgi-perl/catrpt.pl). Some of these categories, particularly 'Nudity' and 'Sex', are seen as undeserved by some. Regardless, many companies and schools use N2H2 to filter out their employees' or students' web requests, and b3ta undeniably reduces office productivity.

that's great

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)

sounds like a NTK tshirt

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rob, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)

hahahaha

but swearing is hardly NSFW now, seeing as b3ta doesn't allow <h1> anyway...

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:48, archived)

B3ta undeniably reduces office productivity?

I'll have to start looking at it at work then...

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:50, archived)

Is it the lego spiderman?

Cos thats the best thing ever

(Icouldsleepforever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)

I've seen it before

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:46, archived)

jesus

that is one detailed article, I'm not convinced it's 100% accurate, but pretty good.

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asparagus time Is in Brazil., Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:52, archived)

Not related

But I added a link for the broadband people to get the entire motel at once :)

(Ecclesia, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:55, archived)

yaaaaay

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 20:57, archived)

took me 90 seconds to load

I will never get that time back.

Do you know how much bandwidth you will use if it's newslettered?

(Frugle, Mon 12 Jul 2004, 21:18, archived)

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