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# "I'm not listening manamanamana!!"
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# you're supposed to post shopped images
(woo yay!)


TJ:I wish I had an air rifle instead of this crappy BB gun, there's a bird sitting on a lamppost that's doing my fricken head in with it's constant cheeping and I can't hit it with the BB
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:15, archived)
# Use a brick
(On both the bird and Bush)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:17, archived)
# yay
BRICK THEM
BRICK THEM HARD!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Bastard
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:18, archived)
# pigeon?
kill it and make it into PIE!
my mate does that (relatives who own a farm, so free hunting)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:20, archived)
# blackbird I think
it was doing the same cheeping yesterday for hours on end and the day before, it went for a few minutes and now it's back but I can't see the little fucker
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Blackbird song
is my second favouritist bird song.

If you shoot it, I will be forced to slightly resent you for at least several moments.

(edit: and the original pic is both ace and very very very wrong)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:31, archived)
# Possibly
bindun, but not, I'll wager, with fluffy slippers...


Top of the ning to you all
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# an the rest of 't day to yourself
woo to slippers et al
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)
# Huzzah
For Crap Movies

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# i saw
that one, the marmot so out-acted Sly and stole the show.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:15, archived)
# *splutter*
Coffee everywhere...

W/Y/H
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] I didn't know it could do that!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# Isn't this
a) a repost
b) a dead compo
?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# I believe
you are right, But not sure if its a pearoast
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Looks like
somebody else's work (possibly gone viral??)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:12, archived)
#
*waits for an explanation about whether this is the case.*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# phonecock here
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Newbie
I put it under my mates last week as I had to wait till tuesday to post it......
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:17, archived)
# fair
enough :)

Sorry if I was rude

*Revises fluffiness rules*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:19, archived)
# If it's already posted
no need to start a new thread and post it again.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:19, archived)
# you
are right, but give him a bit of a break, We were all new once :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:20, archived)
# i wasn't


and i am the olny non-unique person in the world
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:26, archived)
# Yes
Always remember you are unique...

Just like everyone else!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:28, archived)
# well
He's not getting the credit for my work ;o)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:22, archived)
# why did you tell him to post it then?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:28, archived)
# :o)
Cause I wanted to post it and I couldn't post till tuesday......wont happen again kids:o(
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:30, archived)
# it's ok
we are usually more fluffy!

Don't take any notice of us. Well not directly anyway...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:31, archived)
# Fairly
certain it was in last weeks compo.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# yes.
Click on the compo icon, it directs you to the "I didn't know it did that!" page.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:12, archived)
# it was
did have a chortle when it was originally posted
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# c) slightly nsfw?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# heh heh
:)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Go easy on me I'm new :o(
I put it under my mates last week as I had to wait till tuesday to post it......
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:15, archived)
# sorry
I was laughing at the nsfw comment, which means "Not Safe For Work"

Apologies, I am also quite new *blushes*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:16, archived)
# ahh
I beg your forgiveness
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Group
hug, anyone?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:23, archived)
# ooooh
go on then :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:25, archived)
# It's linked
We'll praise him a little for not putting it directly on the board.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# that
is very true. :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:15, archived)
#

The next time someone asks...

linky
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:59, archived)
# ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha ha whooooooaaa hahahahah
ha hahahahahaha haha ahaha hahahah ahahah pfffft
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
G-A-S-P

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

W-H-E-E-Z-E

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

D-E-A-T-H
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
#
what he ^ said
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# I'll third it with gusto
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:06, archived)
# isnt that
something that goes in your sandwich?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:06, archived)
# I'll fourth it
because I'm still laughing
(even after death!)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Blimey.
!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# you now gettied wooo'ed
from beyond the veil...you must be some kind of medium......
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:12, archived)
# *throws sheet over head*
*adopts scary voice*
W0000-000-00000H

WOOOOOOOO-OOOO-OOOOOOOH!!!!!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Eeep!!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:17, archived)
# *passes anti-ghost shovel*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Thanks.
*thwack!*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Jesus CHRIST!
*shit*

erm, I mean
W00000-Ouch-oohyafucker-0000H!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:24, archived)
# Don't cross the polarities of teh shovels!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)
# PFFFFT!
W0000-0000H
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:40, archived)
# oooh err
i gone soiled myself...again
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:19, archived)
# ha ha ha


nice touch with bush
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:03, archived)
# Ta very much.
Didn't know if was clear enough.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# *belly laughs*
w/y/h
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:03, archived)
# hehe
are you being rude about our illustrious leader?

woo! yay! houpla!

and

PANOWIE!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Arf!
Bravo
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# oh! oh yes!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# that's brill.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# Absolutely
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
#
yak yak
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)
# haha
best thing i've seen in ages w/y/h/p
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Heheheh,
I likes that.


\/\/oo \|/ay
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# i wish i could see this
it sounds good.

(sigh)

stupid websense. any kind soul fancy rehosting it?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# its just another kitten
*sniggers*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:12, archived)
# Sorry.
I'd move it but.I'm only on MSN...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# ok.
frame 1. tattoo shop. blurred figure walks past.
frame 2. elbow with tattoo of the word 'elbow' on it.
frame 3. buttock cheeks, showing tattoo of word 'arse' and a love heart with bush's name on it.
frame 4. tony blair walking out pleased of the tattoo shop.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Round of applause
Woo
although I read the first one as 'mogla'
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:16, archived)
# Hahahaha
didn't think about that.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Tag It !!!
Tag it HARD

Woo
Yay
Houpla
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:25, archived)
# woot
v nice
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Any-one watch Jaw 3 last night?


I used to love that film, now I think everything about it is crap, bit disappointed actually............ :(
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Bah, you've blatantly edited that
There's no helicopter or bridge.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# thant the point isn't it?
took me ages to shop them out.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# In Jaws 3
Doesn't the shark eat a helicopter? Or is that jaws 2?
*both crap anyway*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:34, archived)
# if you go down to the beach today,

RUN LIKE FUCK!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:56, archived)
# _ - ~ = !
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# Arhhh, grab the swan bit by the neck
and squeeze like fuck!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# argh!
kill it!!

oh, but wait, if you did you'd have the queen on your back... oh lawd...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# euarch!
mental imagery of teh Queen on one's back...

*shudderism*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
#
and a gaggle of beafeaters trying to pull her off...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# good LORD man
are you trying to send me INSANE!!!
too late
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# "no ma'am
leave 'im, ma'am, he ain't worth it!" they'd say...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# they'd be right.
I need some tea after that - Phew!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)
# I say
mine can't be the only squildo that's being graped by that

can it?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:59, archived)
# I hate Swans
and I hate them even more now.

Take it away!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
# swans
Have you ever eaten swan? It's delicious! Some chinese restaurants will do it for you if you ask.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Visions of the future
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
# If only it were true :(
Welcome and woo.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:56, archived)
# that confuses me and makes me confuffled
But whatever it is, I'll take ten.

Pull up a kitten etc. Get comfy. You're not going to be going anywhere for a very long time...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# It's dull out there
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)
# pffffffft
NING!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
# Hehe
If you had a little bit of meat and 2 veg poking out of the bottom of geri's shorts, that would make it funnier*

*crude
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:54, archived)
# I like your style
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# hahah
willy parade!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:54, archived)
# hahah excellent
TJ: GC?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# Are you just promoting a new web site
or have I missed that joke in that link?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# its just stupid
and pointless
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# I'd stay away from the "humour" boards...
...if my name was Hill Coniglio Polins Fintimlimbimlimbimwhinbimlin Bus Stop Ftang Ftang Olay Biscuit Barrel
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:39, archived)
# 'Ning all
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# I love that!
That am most woo
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
# heh, ti woo
reminds me of a book, for some reason: Aberystwyth Mon Amour. Tis very good, but the sequel (Last Tango in Aberystwyth) is shite. Can't remember who wrote 'em.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
#
malcolm pryce
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# that's the feller
shame about the second one, really. can only assume he had a two-book contract with the publisher and had to rush out a sub-standard book just to fulfil it.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# i didn't think
it was that bad.

my memory of it is tainted by being stuck on a train outside brighton whilst idiots wandered the line.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# I thought it relied too much
on old film cliches. moreover the editing was pretty poor. at one point he looks for a gun only to find it missing because his assistant's taken it, and then a few pages later he suddenly has it, then it's back with his assistant again. the narrative felt like it was drifting, too. not as tight as the first book.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)
# i lived in aberystwyth
for a while so i was more engrossed in that side of it.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# ah, well
that'd probably add an extra dimension that I found lacking.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# there was
a fierce panda records compilation of welsh bands a few years ago called that.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# poor little squird
he got run over by a bandwagon last night, so here he is again:
I think he's after me nuts
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# He's wuvverly
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:51, archived)
# yay!
that squox rox!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Baffling
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Mental!
And inspired - have a 'Woo'!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# hehehe
you have uncovered the ancient b3ta toilet cubicle!

have a WOO!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# I am moderately tempted
to try and pass that off as a genuine news story in my august publication... Do you have a hi-res version of the main pic (300dpi, about 10cm by 8 cm)? If so, that could be do-able...

Much wooage!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:53, archived)
# I found it on google
but I am sure we can find a better one.

email me, and let's sort it out :-)

Use the contact form on www.icant.co.uk
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Only trouble is, it'd piss off English Heritage and the National Trust no end
and I can't afford to do that...
Hmmm... I shall ponder this and might get back to you. (Another slight problem is it'd be blatantly obvious that it was me that put the thing in there if anyone spots it as a hoax)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)
# how can anyone spot that as a hoax?
It is so unlikely to be one
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:05, archived)
# With our readers, you never know
2/3 of them are American - not exactly renowned for being quick on the uptake...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# Miss Georgia Sex Offenders 2004 Pageant
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)
# GC
posted it yesterday mate, there are some real beauties in there mmmmmm. should be teh sexually offensive pagaent
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)
# yup
glasscock it am.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:46, archived)
# How on Earth did he get off?
Still pondering how Lord Butler could find all of Blair's reason to go to war unfounded and yet be so generous to our Prime Minister.

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:42, archived)
# NO ONE IS TO BLAME
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:43, archived)
# No one is to blame
because everyone is to blame, which means no one is to blame - and just because I accept full responsibility does not mean that I should resign, because even though I accept that mistakes were made and that those mistakes were my responsibility, no one is to blame, and there is no need to reform our intelligence and governmental decision-making processes because even though mistakes were made and there are systemic problems, no one is to blame.

Clear?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Crystal.
I think Blair responded to Michael Howard's criticism of his lost credibility with "I know you are, I said you are, so what am I?"
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# arf!
Shameless self promotion!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# After a lecture about plagiarism at Uni I handed in a copy of...
... The Complete Works of Samuel Beckett with 'by microsaulxp'* written in ink under the title.

Didn't get a mark.

*I'd forseen my b3ta profile by some 8 years.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# haha
is that relevent?!

EDIT: You calling me a plagiarist?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:54, archived)
# Mes non!
The link just reminded me of sexed up documents!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Parseley!
aka soup-herb
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:54, archived)
# M-pie-6!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# not done a panda for a while

click pic for sizeations.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
# aww
nice one! Woo
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Woo indeed!
very much the opposite of fluffyness to the 'taking care' section of this site I just saw *blurgh!*

http://margotknight.com/margot.html
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:41, archived)
# heh heh
Quite disturbing...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Oooh
Freaky stuff
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:46, archived)
# the subject line of that
could be a little misinterpreted

If you, say, had a really dirty mind.

Woo though :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:41, archived)
# arf!
Didn't notice that!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:44, archived)
# I don't get out enough
or don't stay in enough

one or the other.

Anyway it affects my mind...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:47, archived)
# quite possibly
Its early, and I still haven't finished my bloody essay from last night!

It's a Business studies report on whether this company should launch this product. Its 40 marks and I have done less than 2 pages!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# I love that loads
Makes my hurting head feel less hurtsome due to a rapid injection of fluff first thing in the morning. For this I sincerely thank you.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# surely that's lacking a pissed-off prossie?
/old joke

woo pic :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)
# it seems to be a morning for this kind of thing.
you can buy anything at tesco's these days...

and it's cheap too!
valuekiddy
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Must be toddler Thursday then
Edit: and woo
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:37, archived)
# jaybus .. that kid got HAIR
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:39, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Fuck it
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
#
*cough*

Woo anyway :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Badly draw cocks
are safe for work.
It's the law
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:37, archived)
# ok
sorry :)

Didn't want to get anyone fired thought, so I thought I would be safe. Have edited it now :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:39, archived)
# pfffft!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# A rare photo
of Hannibal Lecter's early years.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# well
I like it.

woo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# glassy?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:28, archived)
# Haha!
They are cool!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Something slightly morally wrong with that
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)
# for a given value*
of the word "slightly"

Still, who need morals when you've got your pimping hand strong.

*massively
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Aye.
5olly put that page in 4rthur links for some deeply disturbing reason...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:34, archived)
# Now i want a kid
just so's i can get 'em one of those!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# here you go...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Go down your local primary school
there are loads just running about. It's like a safari park.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)
# that
is incredibly incredibly wrong
"I think it's time we talked about the birds and the bees ... first the bee gets the bird hooked on crack, gives it a regular beating and sells its body to desperate middle-aged businessmen ... "
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:37, archived)
# new animation coming soon !

oh yea, and check out my new website
here
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:26, archived)
# woo
deathray from the exhaust stack!!!!

Nice work.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Political satire wednesday over....
Have a free-loading Albatross instead


(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ride that fucker mr albatross
woo
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Bah!
I'm still sticking it to the establishment

Most woo anim, anyway
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:28, archived)
# To the moon!
Woo.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)

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