(woo yay!)
TJ:I wish I had an air rifle instead of this crappy BB gun, there's a bird sitting on a lamppost that's doing my fricken head in with it's constant cheeping and I can't hit it with the BB
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TJ:I wish I had an air rifle instead of this crappy BB gun, there's a bird sitting on a lamppost that's doing my fricken head in with it's constant cheeping and I can't hit it with the BB
kill it and make it into PIE!
my mate does that (relatives who own a farm, so free hunting)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:20,
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my mate does that (relatives who own a farm, so free hunting)
it was doing the same cheeping yesterday for hours on end and the day before, it went for a few minutes and now it's back but I can't see the little fucker
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:26,
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is my second favouritist bird song.
If you shoot it, I will be forced to slightly resent you for at least several moments.
(edit: and the original pic is both ace and very very very wrong)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:31,
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If you shoot it, I will be forced to slightly resent you for at least several moments.
(edit: and the original pic is both ace and very very very wrong)
bindun, but not, I'll wager, with fluffy slippers...

Top of the ning to you all
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:08,
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Top of the ning to you all
that one, the marmot so out-acted Sly and stole the show.
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I put it under my mates last week as I had to wait till tuesday to post it......
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:17,
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no need to start a new thread and post it again.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:19,
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are right, but give him a bit of a break, We were all new once :)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:20,
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Cause I wanted to post it and I couldn't post till tuesday......wont happen again kids:o(
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:30,
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we are usually more fluffy!
Don't take any notice of us. Well not directly anyway...
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:31,
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Don't take any notice of us. Well not directly anyway...
Click on the compo icon, it directs you to the "I didn't know it did that!" page.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:12,
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I put it under my mates last week as I had to wait till tuesday to post it......
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:15,
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I was laughing at the nsfw comment, which means "Not Safe For Work"
Apologies, I am also quite new *blushes*
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:16,
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Apologies, I am also quite new *blushes*
We'll praise him a little for not putting it directly on the board.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:14,
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ha hahahahahaha haha ahaha hahahah ahahah pfffft
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:01,
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G-A-S-P
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
W-H-E-E-Z-E
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
D-E-A-T-H
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
W-H-E-E-Z-E
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
D-E-A-T-H
from beyond the veil...you must be some kind of medium......
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:12,
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*adopts scary voice*
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:13,
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W0000-000-00000H
WOOOOOOOO-OOOO-OOOOOOOH!!!!!
are you being rude about our illustrious leader?
woo! yay! houpla!
and
PANOWIE!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:04,
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woo! yay! houpla!
and
PANOWIE!
it sounds good.
(sigh)
stupid websense. any kind soul fancy rehosting it?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:11,
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(sigh)
stupid websense. any kind soul fancy rehosting it?
frame 1. tattoo shop. blurred figure walks past.
frame 2. elbow with tattoo of the word 'elbow' on it.
frame 3. buttock cheeks, showing tattoo of word 'arse' and a love heart with bush's name on it.
frame 4. tony blair walking out pleased of the tattoo shop.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:14,
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frame 2. elbow with tattoo of the word 'elbow' on it.
frame 3. buttock cheeks, showing tattoo of word 'arse' and a love heart with bush's name on it.
frame 4. tony blair walking out pleased of the tattoo shop.
Round of applause
Woo
although I read the first one as 'mogla'
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:16,
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Woo
although I read the first one as 'mogla'
I used to love that film, now I think everything about it is crap, bit disappointed actually............ :(
There's no helicopter or bridge.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:07,
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Doesn't the shark eat a helicopter? Or is that jaws 2?
*both crap anyway*
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:34,
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*both crap anyway*
kill it!!
oh, but wait, if you did you'd have the queen on your back... oh lawd...
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:58,
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oh, but wait, if you did you'd have the queen on your back... oh lawd...
mental imagery of teh Queen on one's back...
*shudderism*
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:00,
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*shudderism*
mine can't be the only squildo that's being graped by that
can it?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:59,
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can it?
Have you ever eaten swan? It's delicious! Some chinese restaurants will do it for you if you ask.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:13,
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But whatever it is, I'll take ten.
Pull up a kitten etc. Get comfy. You're not going to be going anywhere for a very long time...
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:14,
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Pull up a kitten etc. Get comfy. You're not going to be going anywhere for a very long time...
If you had a little bit of meat and 2 veg poking out of the bottom of geri's shorts, that would make it funnier*
*crude
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:54,
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*crude
or have I missed that joke in that link?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:57,
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...if my name was Hill Coniglio Polins Fintimlimbimlimbimwhinbimlin Bus Stop Ftang Ftang Olay Biscuit Barrel
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:39,
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reminds me of a book, for some reason: Aberystwyth Mon Amour. Tis very good, but the sequel (Last Tango in Aberystwyth) is shite. Can't remember who wrote 'em.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:53,
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shame about the second one, really. can only assume he had a two-book contract with the publisher and had to rush out a sub-standard book just to fulfil it.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:57,
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it was that bad.
my memory of it is tainted by being stuck on a train outside brighton whilst idiots wandered the line.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:58,
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my memory of it is tainted by being stuck on a train outside brighton whilst idiots wandered the line.
on old film cliches. moreover the editing was pretty poor. at one point he looks for a gun only to find it missing because his assistant's taken it, and then a few pages later he suddenly has it, then it's back with his assistant again. the narrative felt like it was drifting, too. not as tight as the first book.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:01,
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for a while so i was more engrossed in that side of it.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:08,
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that'd probably add an extra dimension that I found lacking.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:13,
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a fierce panda records compilation of welsh bands a few years ago called that.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:57,
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he got run over by a bandwagon last night, so here he is again:

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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:48,
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you have uncovered the ancient b3ta toilet cubicle!
have a WOO!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:52,
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have a WOO!
to try and pass that off as a genuine news story in my august publication... Do you have a hi-res version of the main pic (300dpi, about 10cm by 8 cm)? If so, that could be do-able...
Much wooage!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:53,
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Much wooage!
but I am sure we can find a better one.
email me, and let's sort it out :-)
Use the contact form on www.icant.co.uk
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:54,
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email me, and let's sort it out :-)
Use the contact form on www.icant.co.uk
and I can't afford to do that...
Hmmm... I shall ponder this and might get back to you. (Another slight problem is it'd be blatantly obvious that it was me that put the thing in there if anyone spots it as a hoax)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:05,
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Hmmm... I shall ponder this and might get back to you. (Another slight problem is it'd be blatantly obvious that it was me that put the thing in there if anyone spots it as a hoax)
It is so unlikely to be one
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:05,
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2/3 of them are American - not exactly renowned for being quick on the uptake...
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 10:08,
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posted it yesterday mate, there are some real beauties in there mmmmmm. should be teh sexually offensive pagaent
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:45,
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Still pondering how Lord Butler could find all of Blair's reason to go to war unfounded and yet be so generous to our Prime Minister.

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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:42,
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because everyone is to blame, which means no one is to blame - and just because I accept full responsibility does not mean that I should resign, because even though I accept that mistakes were made and that those mistakes were my responsibility, no one is to blame, and there is no need to reform our intelligence and governmental decision-making processes because even though mistakes were made and there are systemic problems, no one is to blame.
Clear?
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:46,
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Clear?
I think Blair responded to Michael Howard's criticism of his lost credibility with "I know you are, I said you are, so what am I?"
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:49,
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... The Complete Works of Samuel Beckett with 'by microsaulxp'* written in ink under the title.
Didn't get a mark.
*I'd forseen my b3ta profile by some 8 years.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:52,
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Didn't get a mark.
*I'd forseen my b3ta profile by some 8 years.
very much the opposite of fluffyness to the 'taking care' section of this site I just saw *blurgh!*
http://margotknight.com/margot.html
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:41,
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http://margotknight.com/margot.html
could be a little misinterpreted
If you, say, had a really dirty mind.
Woo though :)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:41,
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If you, say, had a really dirty mind.
Woo though :)
or don't stay in enough
one or the other.
Anyway it affects my mind...
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:47,
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one or the other.
Anyway it affects my mind...
Its early, and I still haven't finished my bloody essay from last night!
It's a Business studies report on whether this company should launch this product. Its 40 marks and I have done less than 2 pages!
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:49,
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It's a Business studies report on whether this company should launch this product. Its 40 marks and I have done less than 2 pages!
Makes my hurting head feel less hurtsome due to a rapid injection of fluff first thing in the morning. For this I sincerely thank you.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:48,
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you can buy anything at tesco's these days...
and it's cheap too!

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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:35,
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and it's cheap too!

sorry :)
Didn't want to get anyone fired thought, so I thought I would be safe. Have edited it now :)
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:38,
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Didn't want to get anyone fired thought, so I thought I would be safe. Have edited it now :)
of the word "slightly"
Still, who need morals when you've got your pimping hand strong.
*massively
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:36,
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Still, who need morals when you've got your pimping hand strong.
*massively
5olly put that page in 4rthur links for some deeply disturbing reason...
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:34,
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there are loads just running about. It's like a safari park.
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:36,
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is incredibly incredibly wrong
"I think it's time we talked about the birds and the bees ... first the bee gets the bird hooked on crack, gives it a regular beating and sells its body to desperate middle-aged businessmen ... "
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:37,
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"I think it's time we talked about the birds and the bees ... first the bee gets the bird hooked on crack, gives it a regular beating and sells its body to desperate middle-aged businessmen ... "

oh yea, and check out my new website
here
Have a free-loading Albatross instead

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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:25,
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I'm still sticking it to the establishment
Most woo anim, anyway
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Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:28,
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Most woo anim, anyway
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