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I'll leave Mr Beattie in your capable hands, I'm sure you'll look afer him. If anyone else wants to help then they're free to do so.
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he live on peas and beans, and eats christmas dinner every weekend.
When I get back I expect him to be fit and healthy. He likes to be exercised on the board atleast 8 times a days.
Oh! and change his hat and napkin once a week, yellow hat and red napkins only.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:00,
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When I get back I expect him to be fit and healthy. He likes to be exercised on the board atleast 8 times a days.
Oh! and change his hat and napkin once a week, yellow hat and red napkins only.
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or does his stance remind anyone else of Christopher Reeves' appearance in Smallville?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:03,
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hatstand
tell me you nailed up a biscuit for that pic. please!!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:22,
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tell me you nailed up a biscuit for that pic. please!!
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/been in my head for a million years.
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Reminds me of the classic 'revelation' scene in Dragonheart. You'd think the main character would cnsider the chances of two Dragons being voiced by Sean Connery?
*edit* quick question - what is the red circle with a line through it banned symbol actually called and can anyone point me to a picture of one?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:45,
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*edit* quick question - what is the red circle with a line through it banned symbol actually called and can anyone point me to a picture of one?
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rather than a sign asking questions
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:54,
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the Beattie is strong in that one... have some help from Dali. . ![](https://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TADvAhMYRLfs3TycbpMxQ*H!sDZk7D3H49LdrHwvA1Tr3SKEuAdGH17cDkZ6PYUezXLE0d2ZTDXRrI67mG5kfoxl2!8GqtxbbT8bQj0Os2dB1Nc9ygEfCw/dali-beattie.jpg)
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:43,
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If your willing to wear a paper crown and a fake and really quite painful cracker tache.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:45,
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Like Some Beanz Instead?
Beanz Meanz Beattiez the biggest bean post ever!
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an Alien from mars attacks thats stolen Timmy Mallett's face. Or is that just me?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:36,
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I'll put it back when I'm done, honest.
*resolves to think statements through before posting*
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:40,
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*resolves to think statements through before posting*
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only here for a second...if you werent there you missed a partially classic, partially dead pm/am - hehehehehehe still giggling from some of them.
Have a look at older posts and marvel at the bed bandwagon!
Have nice days and dont turn to spong....i wouldnt be surprised these days!
*Thoughtful, worried look*
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:40,
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Have a look at older posts and marvel at the bed bandwagon!
Have nice days and dont turn to spong....i wouldnt be surprised these days!
*Thoughtful, worried look*
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Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Possibly.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:37,
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Possibly.
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And no, I have no idea what drove me to do this. I was going to make him say something funny like arsebubbles, but I couldn't figure out how to make the background bigger without stretching the rest of the image. Ho hum.
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In photoshop it's image/canvas size.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:28,
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becomes clear to me. Cheers oh mighty think tank that is b3ta, and Supermoore in a more specific manner.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:35,
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then paste that pic onto it
or what supermoore said
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:29,
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or what supermoore said
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...not just ignorant but stupid too ;)
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in one of the observer pullouts yesterday about counterfeiting.
/trying to be cultured
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:27,
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/trying to be cultured
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Is it my imagination...
In the episode on the DVD where the Senator (with Prestadidwick's Congena ?) whips his cock out and ejaculates on the assembled Press, and the offending area is pixellated out, I'm sure in the original transmission it wasn't pixellated. I remember being quite shocked, even though it was a prosthetic cock.
My mate reckons it's wishful thinking.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:27,
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In the episode on the DVD where the Senator (with Prestadidwick's Congena ?) whips his cock out and ejaculates on the assembled Press, and the offending area is pixellated out, I'm sure in the original transmission it wasn't pixellated. I remember being quite shocked, even though it was a prosthetic cock.
My mate reckons it's wishful thinking.
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pretty sure it was blocked out. Still, not the best thing to watch with your parents after telling them they'll enjoy it.
Think a prosthetic cock was visible in the Paedo special.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:32,
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Think a prosthetic cock was visible in the Paedo special.
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I'll check though, I have the original transmissions on VHS.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:37,
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...and can confirm it's pixellated out.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 12:16,
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do you see what I did there?
More ning every one, hope you all had a good weekend.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:25,
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More ning every one, hope you all had a good weekend.
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how these ignorant wankers always get the swastika the wrong way 'round.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:26,
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as the 'swastika' is an ancient emblem 1000s of years old. It was appropriated by the Nazis.
But I doubt it - they're more than likely just thick.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:29,
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But I doubt it - they're more than likely just thick.
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the Nazis turned it 'round
so perhaps he's just wishing everyone good luck!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:33,
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so perhaps he's just wishing everyone good luck!
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Not to mention offering us all a line of coke.
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What must Paris do?
(presumably, carry off Helen, wife of the Spatan King, Menelaus thus starting the siege of Troy and ultimately bring their downfall)
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:30,
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(presumably, carry off Helen, wife of the Spatan King, Menelaus thus starting the siege of Troy and ultimately bring their downfall)
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'pakis must di (swatstika) (some kind of logo) whit power'
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:34,
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so it must be some language that my tiny intellect can not understand
[deep inferior sigh]
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:36,
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[deep inferior sigh]
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then there's a torrent on www.uknova.com/
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:46,
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a long weight and a left handed screw driver.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:24,
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actually funny eBay compo entry I've seen (though I must admit I've not been looking that hard)
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:34,
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I liked it anyhow so have it again. Considering a series, but wuill need to develop talent before embarkation.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:22,
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I think I've just about read it all now, and one is verily amused, one is.
Needs Admiral Ackbar though...
</fark>
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:31,
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Needs Admiral Ackbar though...
</fark>
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anyday
(well ... provided that day is the 3rd of october)
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:29,
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(well ... provided that day is the 3rd of october)
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and bright and sunny, except I had to get up early (i.e now) to go and get dead diseases jabbed into me ... but tis too nice to really feel bad about it. you?
and I'll take two, woo!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:13,
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and I'll take two, woo!
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that this jabbing with disease is in prelude to some kind of holiday, and not either because you are 2 years old, or that you were bitten by some kind of wild animal yesterday.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:14,
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never to make assumptions about b3tan posters.
EDIT Yay! Looks like my pics are well liked at the b3ta zoo.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:17,
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EDIT Yay! Looks like my pics are well liked at the b3ta zoo.
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The summer really brings out the project maker in b3tans. There's another b3tan zoo somewhere from last summer or the one before. Hugo_Rune and popt_art put it together I think. I'd have a rummage if it weren't for all these damn e-mails.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:21,
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when I was 15. General tetanus/diptheria/other stuff booster. Great fun...
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:19,
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Sitting around at home in my shorts and t-shirt, sipping on an ice cold beer and smug in the knowledge that I don't have to go to sea until september. ha ha ha.
Nice squirog, btw.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:17,
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Nice squirog, btw.
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an erection with a hand and possibly a lady (or man) fellating it...
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:06,
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depending on the current state of mind of restlesstemp...
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:09,
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i don't know why they found that so difficult.
the source pic was some hardcore porn - full penetration - and i rendered it into a nice rural scene.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:09,
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the source pic was some hardcore porn - full penetration - and i rendered it into a nice rural scene.
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bloody see it. It's not as if I'm pure and innocent either...
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:24,
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Hullo everybody. I'm in France. These keyboards are damn complicated.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:06,
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azertyuiop^$
qsdfghjklmù*
wxcvbn,;:!
If I want . I have to use the number pad.
Oh and the numbers ontop are &é"'(-è_çà I have to use shift to make those into numbers.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:10,
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qsdfghjklmù*
wxcvbn,;:!
If I want . I have to use the number pad.
Oh and the numbers ontop are &é"'(-è_çà I have to use shift to make those into numbers.
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its always so appalling to go to countries where they don't have the courtesy to speak english. its as if those French have a different word for everything *
*stolen from Steve Martin.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:13,
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*stolen from Steve Martin.
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all his comedy genius.
No wonder all his films have been shit recently.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:15,
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No wonder all his films have been shit recently.
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you can pootle the keyboard into UK qwerty mode
(depending on the OS)
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:16,
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(depending on the OS)
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That would be woo indeed. I can touch type.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:20,
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It's in the control panel (for win2K). I think you have to have installed the various keyboard configurations to swap between - but qwerty should be one of the defaults.
And as a bonus it'll confuse the bejiggery out of whoever uses the PC next.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:25,
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And as a bonus it'll confuse the bejiggery out of whoever uses the PC next.
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'Tis XP and that option is not there!
At least I found the ???????
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:29,
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At least I found the ???????
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be watching the Tour de France!!
I'd kill to get to Alpe D'Huez for Wednesday
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:09,
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I'd kill to get to Alpe D'Huez for Wednesday
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Bless their pointed little heads!
(Yes, I know I'm going straight to hell for this.)
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either way, i'll be your waiter here in hell, would you like a poolside table?
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:42,
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i KNOW what Brimstone smells like, and that aint it!
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:46,
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Pull up a lake of burning sulphur, have a pitchfork up the arse, you can be sure you'll never leave etc.
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:01,
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it's about 230% too big
but rather woo anyway
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:04,
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but rather woo anyway
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I'm a newbie, sorry, I knocked the size way down
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Mon 19 Jul 2004, 11:20,
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Shop away to fill the burning need you all have
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..5-minute lack-of-effort before I finish work..
and now it's time for a drink.
laters..!
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Here's a little morphadoodle.
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I gave him Brad Pitt's mouth, Gandalf's Nose, and Bill Clinton's eyes.
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that is my neighbor, yes. he's an old chap for hollyLand USA aMeriCAAAAAAAA
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