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# I managed to breed Bill Webber with Dick Beattie!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)
# looks down
oh oh ... let battle commence!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:51, archived)
# Bravo!
Hoopla Sir, i see the bandwagon race has truly began.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# (moved from further down the board) I'm going on Holiday for a week or two
I'll leave Mr Beattie in your capable hands, I'm sure you'll look afer him. If anyone else wants to help then they're free to do so.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:55, archived)
# It's like
taking care of the class hamster.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Indeed,
he live on peas and beans, and eats christmas dinner every weekend.
When I get back I expect him to be fit and healthy. He likes to be exercised on the board atleast 8 times a days.
Oh! and change his hat and napkin once a week, yellow hat and red napkins only.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
# pffffffft
:-D
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:04, archived)
# Guardians Of Beattie
Lol Yay!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:59, archived)
# b3tazoo?

(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# Is it me,
or does his stance remind anyone else of Christopher Reeves' appearance in Smallville?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:03, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
It's Christopher Reeves' permenant stance.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:15, archived)
# In the evil vampire biscuits lair....
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)
# aaaaaarrrgghh
*scarpers*
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# gloriusly
hatstand

tell me you nailed up a biscuit for that pic. please!!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:22, archived)
# And now on BBC Tourettes . . .


/been in my head for a million years.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:49, archived)
# Apologies in advance
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:41, archived)
# Thish ish my Table!
Reminds me of the classic 'revelation' scene in Dragonheart. You'd think the main character would cnsider the chances of two Dragons being voiced by Sean Connery?

*edit* quick question - what is the red circle with a line through it banned symbol actually called and can anyone point me to a picture of one?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)
# google image search
for prohibition signs
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Cheers
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Its a sign telling you what not to do
rather than a sign asking questions
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:54, archived)
# hehe
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:58, archived)
# My Attempt
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
# haha
hang on, you're not Duke of Prunes...!!!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:39, archived)
# Lol
Yes im challenging him for ownage of the beattieverse
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:41, archived)
# it'll be a hard fight
the Beattie is strong in that one... have some help from Dali. .
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:43, archived)
# no no no,
Beattie is mine!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:57, archived)
# Can I have his dinner?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:44, archived)
# Only
If your willing to wear a paper crown and a fake and really quite painful cracker tache.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:45, archived)
# he's lost his hat and 'tache
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:46, archived)
# Would You?

Like Some Beanz Instead?
Beanz Meanz Beattiez the biggest bean post ever!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:48, archived)
# Ya bugger!
you beat me to it!
Bravo to that!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:50, archived)
# Here you go...
have my feeble effort
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Coo Lumme!
That's our Vicar!

W/Y/H
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# Coo Lumme?
Is that Latin?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Nah
C1890's startled chamber maid/chubby cook
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# It's
Paul Daniels!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Looks like
an Alien from mars attacks thats stolen Timmy Mallett's face. Or is that just me?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)
# That's you!!??
Arrrgghhh!

/runs away from Kendal
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
# you've stolen Timmy Mallett's face?
That's a bit upsetting.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
# He wasn't using it.
I'll put it back when I'm done, honest.

*resolves to think statements through before posting*
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# hello all
only here for a second...if you werent there you missed a partially classic, partially dead pm/am - hehehehehehe still giggling from some of them.

Have a look at older posts and marvel at the bed bandwagon!

Have nice days and dont turn to spong....i wouldnt be surprised these days!
*Thoughtful, worried look*
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Looks a bit like
Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Possibly.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:37, archived)
# that's my old maths teacher
go on then, what was the sample?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
# t'was the juice of love
Still blushing!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:39, archived)
# hahahahoh-dear
manfat am teh embarassingest }-(
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:41, archived)
# He's Baaaaaaaack...


And no, I have no idea what drove me to do this. I was going to make him say something funny like arsebubbles, but I couldn't figure out how to make the background bigger without stretching the rest of the image. Ho hum.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:26, archived)
# What package are you using?
In photoshop it's image/canvas size.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:28, archived)
# psp8
if his nick is to be believed :P
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# I'm learning The Gimp
but I still have photoshop :P
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)
# Another mystery
becomes clear to me. Cheers oh mighty think tank that is b3ta, and Supermoore in a more specific manner.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# make a new image which is wider
then paste that pic onto it
or what supermoore said
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# i was out walking yesterday when i came across this excellent piece of racist graphitti...


...not just ignorant but stupid too ;)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# A stupid racist?
Well I never...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# i bet he/she/it was wearing fauxburrey too.
fookin chavs
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Interesting article
in one of the observer pullouts yesterday about counterfeiting.

/trying to be cultured
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# Oh Lord of Brass Eye...
Is it my imagination...
In the episode on the DVD where the Senator (with Prestadidwick's Congena ?) whips his cock out and ejaculates on the assembled Press, and the offending area is pixellated out, I'm sure in the original transmission it wasn't pixellated. I remember being quite shocked, even though it was a prosthetic cock.

My mate reckons it's wishful thinking.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# No,
pretty sure it was blocked out. Still, not the best thing to watch with your parents after telling them they'll enjoy it.

Think a prosthetic cock was visible in the Paedo special.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# I'm 90% sure it was pixelated.
I'll check though, I have the original transmissions on VHS.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:37, archived)
# Damn.
I'm seeing cocks where there are no cocks.


Again.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:39, archived)
# I also have originals...
...and can confirm it's pixellated out.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 12:16, archived)
# nit whit power!
do you see what I did there?

More ning every one, hope you all had a good weekend.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# It always amazes me
how these ignorant wankers always get the swastika the wrong way 'round.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Maybe they're highly educated,
as the 'swastika' is an ancient emblem 1000s of years old. It was appropriated by the Nazis.

But I doubt it - they're more than likely just thick.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# Yep, it was a Chinese symbol of good luck -
the Nazis turned it 'round

so perhaps he's just wishing everyone good luck!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)
# Aaah. That's nice.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:39, archived)
# They seem to be trying to recommend a type of mustard too.

Not to mention offering us all a line of coke.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:42, archived)
# I can't read it properly
What must Paris do?

(presumably, carry off Helen, wife of the Spatan King, Menelaus thus starting the siege of Troy and ultimately bring their downfall)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# the wonderfully intelligent social commentary that this person is communicating is:
'pakis must di (swatstika) (some kind of logo) whit power'
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:34, archived)
# NF merged
National Front
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# It's not english
so it must be some language that my tiny intellect can not understand

[deep inferior sigh]
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:36, archived)
# are you sure that says "whit"
and not "WYH"?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# and
he can't spell "Panowie"?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:38, archived)
# if anyone missed the BNP doc
then there's a torrent on www.uknova.com/
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# i'm only interested in bidding for that if you can throw in...
a long weight and a left handed screw driver.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Don't forget the
glass hammer
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Ooh ooh
and some red oil for a brake light
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# What...
About the long Stand, variation on a theme
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# and of course
some elbow grease
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:23, archived)
# It actually
looks like a steaming bucket of shit :)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# I think that's the first
actually funny eBay compo entry I've seen (though I must admit I've not been looking that hard)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:34, archived)
# you forgot:
SKY HOOKS
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:52, archived)
# repost from overly quiet weekend (or maybe no-one got it 'cause it's not funny)
I liked it anyhow so have it again. Considering a series, but wuill need to develop talent before embarkation.



(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:22, archived)
# can you
slow it down a little? it IS monday morning! ;-)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# there
I think I've just about read it all now, and one is verily amused, one is.

Needs Admiral Ackbar though...
</fark>
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# I made a birthday card for my dad.


He liked.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Hehe
splendid - I like his hat.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Thanks Son
you've made my day
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# herb soup
with a side of Wootons
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# hop notch
woo
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:26, archived)
# you can be my son
anyday

(well ... provided that day is the 3rd of october)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# absolutely no reason for this

just idle doodling
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:18, archived)
# hmmm....
bonza
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:19, archived)
# that's amazing
with Caaaahl Houpla
(think I need my medication)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Idle doodling?
Superb work, I call it!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:22, archived)
# cheers, cobber!
Eddie Eddie Eddie (oi oi oi)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# no reason is the best reason
woo for 'idle doodlings'
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# ooh
Goody Goody! I'm vindicated :-)

'ning you!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# 'Ning


How is everyone this bright, sunny, Monday morning?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# At least 43% fluffier
for having seen that picture.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Fantastic!
That describes both my mood, and your picture.

Woo!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:12, archived)
# tis lovely and glorious
and bright and sunny, except I had to get up early (i.e now) to go and get dead diseases jabbed into me ... but tis too nice to really feel bad about it. you?

and I'll take two, woo!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:13, archived)
# anal
or hypodermic?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:14, archived)
# I assume
that this jabbing with disease is in prelude to some kind of holiday, and not either because you are 2 years old, or that you were bitten by some kind of wild animal yesterday.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:14, archived)
# I've learnt
never to make assumptions about b3tan posters.

EDIT Yay! Looks like my pics are well liked at the b3ta zoo.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:17, archived)
# Aceness.
The summer really brings out the project maker in b3tans. There's another b3tan zoo somewhere from last summer or the one before. Hugo_Rune and popt_art put it together I think. I'd have a rummage if it weren't for all these damn e-mails.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:21, archived)
# it's something I missed
when I was 15. General tetanus/diptheria/other stuff booster. Great fun...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:19, archived)
# 'ning


And woo, too.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:14, archived)
# hurrah
super fluff

'ning
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:17, archived)
# I'm great
Sitting around at home in my shorts and t-shirt, sipping on an ice cold beer and smug in the knowledge that I don't have to go to sea until september. ha ha ha.
Nice squirog, btw.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:17, archived)
# 'Ning and woo
Isn't it a dogrel?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:20, archived)
# repost

because no one got it over the weekend.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:05, archived)
# I see
an erection with a hand and possibly a lady (or man) fellating it...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:06, archived)
# I see dead people


/coat
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:08, archived)
# could be both
depending on the current state of mind of restlesstemp...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# see
i don't know why they found that so difficult.

the source pic was some hardcore porn - full penetration - and i rendered it into a nice rural scene.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# maybe I just
have porn on the brain...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# I still don't
bloody see it. It's not as if I'm pure and innocent either...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Sorry for Thread Jacking
Hullo everybody. I'm in France. These keyboards are damn complicated.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:06, archived)
# bonjour
!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# oh really?
care to elaborate?

on the keyboards I mean...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# It goes
azertyuiop^$
qsdfghjklmù*
wxcvbn,;:!

If I want . I have to use the number pad.
Oh and the numbers ontop are &é"'(-è_çà I have to use shift to make those into numbers.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:10, archived)
# insanity...
its always so appalling to go to countries where they don't have the courtesy to speak english. its as if those French have a different word for everything *

*stolen from Steve Martin.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:13, archived)
# So you're the one that's stolen
all his comedy genius.


No wonder all his films have been shit recently.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:15, archived)
# if you can touch type
you can pootle the keyboard into UK qwerty mode
(depending on the OS)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Indeed*insert question mark, I can't find it*
That would be woo indeed. I can touch type.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Here, have some spares: "?????"
It's in the control panel (for win2K). I think you have to have installed the various keyboard configurations to swap between - but qwerty should be one of the defaults.

And as a bonus it'll confuse the bejiggery out of whoever uses the PC next.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Damn it!
'Tis XP and that option is not there!
At least I found the ???????
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# You'd better not...
be watching the Tour de France!!

I'd kill to get to Alpe D'Huez for Wednesday
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# I'm actually
meant to be learning dreamweaver.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:12, archived)
# Erm
Grasshandtreelake?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:22, archived)
# They got a new logo!


Bless their pointed little heads!

(Yes, I know I'm going straight to hell for this.)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:31, archived)
# that's either a repost or a bindun
either way, i'll be your waiter here in hell, would you like a poolside table?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:42, archived)
# I love teh smell
of Brimstone in the morning.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:44, archived)
# that aint no brimstone!
i KNOW what Brimstone smells like, and that aint it!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:46, archived)
# Nah
I meant teh pretty yellow butterfly . . .
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:57, archived)
# straight to hell with you
smoking or non-smoking?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:57, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:58, archived)
# Hello, new damnee.
Pull up a lake of burning sulphur, have a pitchfork up the arse, you can be sure you'll never leave etc.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:01, archived)
# Even Bill likes the outdoors
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:28, archived)
# you might wany to optimize that a bit
it's about 230% too big

but rather woo anyway
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:04, archived)
# I agree
with above: that is fecking massive
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# are the mods in bed
this fine morning?

that's half a meg
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:17, archived)
# It's good, though.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:20, archived)
# thx for the info
I'm a newbie, sorry, I knocked the size way down
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 11:20, archived)
# .
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 7:36, archived)
# Huh?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 7:58, archived)
# "mierdoso"
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:15, archived)
# Gracias
Me hablo not espanolish
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:25, archived)
# I throw this man at the mercy of the board



Shop away to fill the burning need you all have
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 5:51, archived)
# as you wish
 


..5-minute lack-of-effort before I finish work..

and now it's time for a drink.

laters..!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 6:02, archived)
# That's rather pointy, in a circus mirror kind of way.
Here's a little morphadoodle.

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 6:41, archived)
# I went for a morph, too.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 6:44, archived)
# Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Hit. ME.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 6:53, archived)
# hahahahaha...
:D
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 6:54, archived)
# Oh yes. My favourite logo.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 6:55, archived)
# manube?
MANOOBE
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 7:43, archived)
# Cosmetic changes

I gave him Brad Pitt's mouth, Gandalf's Nose, and Bill Clinton's eyes.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 7:16, archived)
# eye eye
i recognise those
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 7:07, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 7:12, archived)
# haha he's a loon
ooh piss i need to sort out my hair!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 7:18, archived)
# that's my neighbor
that is my neighbor, yes. he's an old chap for hollyLand USA aMeriCAAAAAAAA
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 6:42, archived)
# here
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 7:29, archived)
# Here you are
quick & dirty

(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 8:10, archived)

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