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# gosh
what happened there then?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:33, archived)
# No idea
but let's hope it doesn't happen too often.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:39, archived)
# Abolutely nothing
for the past few hours by the look of it ;)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:45, archived)
# I think it
broke
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:52, archived)
# ahh
bless
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:56, archived)
# blimey
did it not come back on after a while

or did people just stop checking after a while?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:51, archived)
# [catches breath]
Whew. Okay now.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:52, archived)
# YOU'RE ALL SAFE!
I was so worried.

/hugs everyone
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:01, archived)
# bored with the hummus level of a dead newt

so have quiffy spliffy miffy
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:22, archived)
# You broke the board!!!!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 7:51, archived)
# Only 3 days left
Arrghh! 'Tis almost time fer teh International Talk-Lika-A-Pirate Day, if I be countin' teh hash-marks on me peg-leg properly.
MOD EDIT: Sorry, but that's a tad NSFW
Clicky Here
edit/ Yarr, blast ye...
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:15, archived)
# I think,
if I still worked in an office, my colleagues and superiors might find that a tad dodgy...
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:16, archived)
# yar
I cannot be helpin' her legs bein' so long. Lusty lass.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Yar
she has a woman's legs!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Yarr
She be needin a Jolly good Rogerin'
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:17, archived)
# thats bulimia for you.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Yarr!
On such a day the qeue o' wenches be endless!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Hmmm
I half would.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:18, archived)
# Avast! Only three days?
Best be off then me 'artie. I've got buckles to swash, keels to haul and mainbraces tae splice-up afore then!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Ye forgot yer yarr!
Yarr!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:21, archived)
# Yahaarr!
I be excited already! YYAARR!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:21, archived)
# "Hello I'm Charles."

(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Me too.
The same effect aussi.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:18, archived)
#
bahahahahahaha!!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Hello Charles.
You seem like a charming young... UURRGGHHHH
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:54, archived)
# Bjork bjork bjork bjork
bjork bjork bjork
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:10, archived)
# I sqeaked as I laughed then.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Wow...
What can I say?

Yay, I guess.

I'm still worried though.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Woo!
Bjork! Bjork Bjork BjooooooOOOOooooRK!

Have you perchance heard medulla?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:12, archived)
# Medulla?
Never touched her!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:13, archived)
# Cocking ace.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:13, archived)
# Yay!
For bjork related posting!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:14, archived)
# I like Bjork
she's small and mad. And probably enjoys the sound of the word "Pewter"*

*I know I do, anyway
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:17, archived)
# Ms Gudmundsdottir rocks
in a tiny Icelandic pixie barmpot kinda way.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:19, archived)
# I don't know,
but I feel that you may have projected your love of the word "pewter" on to Bjork. She's always loved the word "Perfunctory" in my mind.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Yes
I suppose, she does seem more like the hard-syllable type.

Perfunctory pewter
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:22, archived)
# I feel that
might be a fair compromise. Although actually, it's better like that, so it's not a compromise at all really, is it?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:22, archived)
# your strangeness worries me sometimes
but it also makes me smile, so it's ok :)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:13, archived)
# I like being strange
the idea that I'm "not like other people" makes me happy, somehow.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Yeah, I'm just the same
...hang on a minute... damn.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:18, archived)
# keep at it
:)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:19, archived)
# i would
Woo
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:20, archived)
# I'm guessing
this is what broke the site ;)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:54, archived)
# Compton medical school

(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:10, archived)
# M.D.
/pedant
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:20, archived)
# erm
PhD doctors are not medical doctors, you can have a PhD (Philosophy Doctorate) in any field. you can have PhD Doctors working in medicine, alot do, but they are not allowed to prescribe pharmaceuticals. The qual that the Compton U medical school would give out would probably be an MD as its in america. /pedant
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:22, archived)
# It's funny how two people are pedantic
about a degree given by a school that doesn't exist.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:59, archived)
# shut up
if you were a doctor you'd have the qual FRCGay
thats a Fellow of the Royal College of Gayness.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# Dr Dre
gets a woo and a yay
shut up pedants
you are all gay
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:41, archived)
# I don't know what to say really..
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:08, archived)
# Say
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(not to be mistaken for aack)

I like the glow.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:08, archived)
# poor thing
she(?) looks sad to be leaving
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:10, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:11, archived)
# HEY ANGEL...
We can see up your robe!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:12, archived)
# I tried
but all I did was hit my head on my keyboard.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:13, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:18, archived)
# *cries*
Look, you made me cry. Now you have to do something nice.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:20, archived)
# :(
i tried and ended up in intensive care! :'(

*sobs*
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:20, archived)
# Maybe...
You'll end up with the angel. Serves you right for perving on angels. Pah. =)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:21, archived)
# Now you see it...

(will linky if there are size complaints)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:59, archived)
# No size complaints (from me)
Your method of disappearing lacks lustre though. If you so wish I'll refuse to teach you how to vanish correctly.

A 1 for effort though. And a woo.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:01, archived)
# /goes back to drawing board
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Try summoning something.
Something that's never been summoned before.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Yeah and use alpha
for vanishing in and out.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:05, archived)
# Alpha magic is for beginners.
Use real magic.

Are you really a wisp?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:06, archived)
# but
while you're busy fading away with your alpha, he's already at his destination, he's just too quick!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:08, archived)
# For some reason
every time I see your name I get a strange craving for vinegar.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:09, archived)
# that's understandable...
if it's possible to crave vinegar, which it isn't, unless it's on chips.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:11, archived)
# Meh...
Vinegar...
Chips...
Flesh...
Ellipses...
......
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:13, archived)
# nice vanish action
woo
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:07, archived)
# nice,
you could probably have dropped a few frames
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] What did he see in the parallel, parallel dimension?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)
# That probably took you
longer than it was worth
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)
# I doubt it.
He saw cows lots of cows lots of cows lots of cows.

Edit: sorry for not saying the woo, because I believe it deserves such a thing as a woo.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Not at all
woo greatfully recieved.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Thank you
Grateful reception of woo gratefully received.

*hug*
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:05, archived)
# It was worth it...
Just to wallow in glow of your scorn.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:01, archived)
# Excellent
reply
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Touche to the bounder
Though i think my second reply was better...
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha
nice pic too :)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:08, archived)
# And, that notwithstanding, may I add
Fuck off?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:04, archived)
# *thumbs up*
Keep cowing.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:05, archived)
# You may
Well, you did
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:09, archived)
# Thank you
"Fuck off"
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Are you quoting
your mum?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:11, archived)
# That is bloody fantastic!
Woo! Yay
and Houpla
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:00, archived)
# is that a repost
or just a tremendous amount of mindpiss?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Ach, i've been on holiday
mindpiss, no doubt....
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:01, archived)
# thats pretty bizzare
have a loook throught the comp pics, i'm sure i saw one the same - or maybe i dreamt it

dooodiiidooodoooo (eiree music)

edit\ turns out there about aproximately 1 million entries, i'll never find it
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# TTRREEVVOORR = Instant Woo.
WOO!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:00, archived)
# yay!
cows are always woo
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:02, archived)
# Nicely done!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:02, archived)
# ...
Is it wrong to be aroused by that?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# Nope.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Depends if it's the norks or the lion outfit.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:05, archived)
# I can't say.
I've sworn secrecy.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Or indeed the beans....
...
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:08, archived)
# ...
...
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:15, archived)
# As a fan of teh Weebl..
I bid ye WOO, sir! WOO INDEED!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:05, archived)
# that does strange thing to my eyes when I scroll up and down
'tis ace though

woo yay
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:09, archived)
# Yow!
Me too... I bet there's a way to use that effect...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 6:55, archived)
# for and against
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Foxy
but reminds me of Farquaad from Shrek.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:53, archived)
# reminds me
of those scary guys from the invisibles
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:57, archived)
# *shrug*
I have no idea what you just said.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)
# bad guys in the invisibles be scary ass suckas
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# tally ho!
woo
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:56, archived)
# You laughing at my abundance of prostitutes?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)
# no
I'm jealous actually :)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:05, archived)
# *thumbs up*
silly short arse tony!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)
# you have your thumbs
where?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# :\
in a jar filled with vinegar in cornwall! i get to see them on weekends! :)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:11, archived)
# wow subtle tagging!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:04, archived)
# *bchrchrk* Ready To Take Off

Thanks Xud for the source pic! Nice photography.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:50, archived)
# great!
WOO YAY!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# *drool*
Where do I get me one of them?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:53, archived)
# Careful
they sting something fierce!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Will they scare it away?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:14, archived)
# wooter
woot
noice
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:56, archived)
# W00 & YAY!
another idea! add a lil man dangling off a rope ladder wiv a shark inches away from biting off his wang!

edit/ i'de do this myself but am most disgusting photoshopper! *gets coat*...*leaves with head hanging in shame*
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:56, archived)
# the new weapon in the war against terror over the pond
woo
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:59, archived)
# more crappy doodles
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:49, archived)
# er,
Because shotgun bullets are bad for your health?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:53, archived)
# ??
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:55, archived)
# That's kinda trifle, cause that's a knife, ho.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:59, archived)
# Call that a knife?
THIS is a knife!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:00, archived)
# That's a spoon.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:00, archived)
# Ice Cubiness
AK47, assault rifle?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:03, archived)
# I'm suprised no-one's mentioned
anything going up anywhere being bad for your heath yet.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:07, archived)
# like
big dicks in yo' ass?

edit: unless you did mean "heath". poor ole edward.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:42, archived)
#
its a badly drawn knife/sword. in retrospect, it should have been an AK really. Oh well.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:10, archived)
# suckaaaaa!
woo!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:54, archived)
# Sage
words
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ladies and gentlemen - we got him!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:47, archived)
# That's a bit good!
Woo!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# at last
now the world can rest easy and he can pay for his crimes against humanity

woo yay
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Nice shopping!
TJ: Does anyone know what the best format for a picture is so that it gets a good resolution when I print it? My vector png seems to come out a bit fuzzy.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# The
people at HP say TIFF but i havent tried it meself
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:14, archived)
# HOUPLA
an a thousand YAY's uplaoded
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# hehe woo yay!

is is just me, or does he look a little like nick nolte there?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# aye
Jolly old St Nick Nolte
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:50, archived)
# I see it too.
But less drunk.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# ho yus
put him in a cell and cover him in wee wee
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:50, archived)
# hehe
reminds me of tom hanks from "castaway"!
WILSON! I'M S0RRY WILSON! :O NOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# oooh...
that's some top shopping there... splendid :)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# Is it real?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:52, archived)
# very good
woot
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:54, archived)
# just saw this in the spaz
and i would like to offer you a belated

w/y/h
(, Thu 16 Sep 2004, 9:35, archived)
# inevitable really...


...after yesterday.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:46, archived)
# wooble!
wooble yayble houplablebleble
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# *Arf*
w/y/h!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:49, archived)
# haha!
fab :)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# hehehe
aceness :)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# excellent
wooter
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:54, archived)
# Woo and a woo!
with a bit of a yay
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:55, archived)
# aww poor thing
but woo and yay to the anim
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:01, archived)
# hahaha
super!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha
wondrous!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:15, archived)
# My Brian has explodered
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Badum
Tish!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:45, archived)
# ooh
a cunning anogram! wooness
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:45, archived)
# haha!
W00&YAY!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# *cough*EXPLODERED*cough*
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)
# New banner


:O
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Like we did last summer
ooh ooh ohh
like we did last year
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:42, archived)
# and Shout!
Shake it now baby...yeah!

edit: What is this banner for?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)
# For the Paul McCartney/Chubby Checker concert tour?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:45, archived)
# A great cross-over
of musical talents and no mistake.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:46, archived)
# X-treeeeeeeeeeeme
to da maaaaxxx
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)
# catfish...

evening all...
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Kill it!
Kill it now!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:39, archived)
# 'raaaaaay!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Mantaaaaaaaaaa!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Stingray, Stingray
Daddladadada
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:42, archived)
# Thunderbirds was better.
Stingray was never on when it should've been.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Hooray!
I'm going to do you a favour and not repost my 'fish in mouth' image in reply :)

/edit: Also, have you seen this yet?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:40, archived)
# hehe... no i hadn't...
how wonderfully silly :)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# just logged in, and what a fantastic first thing to see
woo yay

'ning all
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:42, archived)
# ooooh sexy!
love it
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:42, archived)
# ...
it's coming right for us!!! :O bollocks to foxes!
*grabs boomstick* KA-PLOO-EY
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:44, archived)
# wooter
tres

bon
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:57, archived)
# hehe
fluffy and soggy... oooh i saw blue peter today, and theyve got a new kitten! its so sweet :)

edit: here it is
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)
# :)
yAy! kittens! i love kittens! they go great in casseroles! :P mmm deliscuss!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Goatse would be rather different
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:38, archived)
# It's a ram...
Ewwwwwwwwww
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:35, archived)
# oooh
"explodered"

*makes note*

woo too yoo, yoo loo.....n
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:36, archived)
# does exploderation
happen after burnination?
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Yaaay!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:40, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:34, archived)
# okay...
so yours is better than mine, I'll give you that
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:35, archived)
# lovely
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:36, archived)
# ...
*scared*

But a happiness cry anyway.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:36, archived)
# I'd give it some breadcrumbs.
Only if it looked cold and lonely on a winter morning tho.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:37, archived)
# Bread crumbs are for robins.
This one eats my rather oversized goldfish.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Jacking my own thread....
can anyone direct me to the 'smug bastard' source pic please, preferably a large version? It's not in the b3ta toolkit that's in the faq.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:38, archived)
# is there a larger version?
i've only ever seen a small one...
sorry, that's absolutely no help... lovely pic up there though :)
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:40, archived)
# I found this
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:40, archived)
# That's great, thanks!
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Try this
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:41, archived)
# ooh...
there is a bigger version... good job... i know nothing, obviously...
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:43, archived)
# Ah!!!
That's even better! Thanks very much.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:44, archived)
# ah, but did you know there are two more smug bastard pictures?
one where he's on the phone and one where he plays a saxophone.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:48, archived)
# Nope
haven't ever seen those.
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:51, archived)
# much
wooterology
(, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:58, archived)

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