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My first posting at b3ta.com. Be nice..

(scarabeo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:13, archived)

Ooo, lens flare-tastic.

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King Ralph is drunk, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:14, archived)

Nice start!

Welcome =)

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:14, archived)

Seconded - tis v pretty :)

hey, btw - he's finally done your t-shirt and i should receive it today! that means you will get it before the end of the week :)

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amaryllis, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:22, archived)

Yays!

Thanks =D

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:34, archived)

erp...

am gonna be sick with that lens flare

(Cheif Kegwin, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:32, archived)

My first submission to the contest

(granaasen, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:48, archived)

any chance

you could biggerify it?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:26, archived)

ning off to work i go

thought i would give you my parents cat to keep you happy :D

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Plomien is Polish for flame, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:40, archived)

Aww..

*loads bazooka*

(D7JAB, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:58, archived)

Couldn't believe this one

Location: Oxford Brookes Uni.
I was walking home and saw this one

edit hazard lights were not on - just the way my phone picked out the colour

(Untitled1, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:31, archived)

I also can't believe

people who park in proper designated parking spaces and put their hazzard lights on.

(ProduceMonkey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:34, archived)

THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF!

grrrrrrr!

More 'Ning everyone

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:24, archived)

'Ning twig!

How's life treating you today?
Edit: '+ 'Ning everyone.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:27, archived)

not h4ving a good d4y

slept in so w4s l4te to work 4nd m4n4ged to burn 4 hole in my c4r se4t by dropping 4 ciggie (and ne4rly died trying to find it while driving)

h4w's y4u? ;)

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:30, archived)

Well let's face it, your day can only get better.

Well, to spread more misery, I have a cold which has been hanging around for a week and a half now, and a trapped a nerve in my neck (from sneezing, bizzarely enough). And, as you know, I have the prospect of seeing the in-laws at the weekend. And I'm stumped as to what manner of graph/chart to do for tomorrow.

Bah' humbug!

And yes, I am ignoring all the number IV's in your post.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:39, archived)

so its your fault!

I have a cold and didn't know who I caught it off...

drink lemsip, wear a neck brace, make up some suitable humourous stories for your in-laws (they'll never know) and make a Doc's wife chart for tomorrow

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:49, archived)

sorry!

"Doc's wife chart". pfft. No. of Shoes plotted against Cups of Mochachino Latte.

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:53, archived)

you need a glamorous assistant

to sprawl across the bonnet of your stats, much like Debbie McGee and Paul Daniels. And your wife is a Felicity Kendall lookalike

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:56, archived)

In Singapore they call those "parking lights"

and make believe that you can park anywhere if you have them on

(Freegan Bikefascist, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:31, archived)

i belgium we call 'em parking lights too

but we also have a larf at droops who leave them on

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:41, archived)

isn't that

the point of mincy smart cars?

(fat_larry, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:38, archived)

Yes.

They can park like that and they're no wider than normal parking bays. It's part of their appeal. Apparently.

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:46, archived)

seems wider to me

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:06, archived)

That's because

it's parked badly.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:13, archived)

must be wider

it's nose is on the hedge

(soldinio - fairly mingning today, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:19, archived)

b3tan

(nephtali, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:24, archived)

A buble car

super!

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:58, archived)

Those little buggers can go anywhere

and 'Ning to you all.

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:06, archived)

You can even wear them

(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:10, archived)

Blime!

that is all

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:11, archived)

I thought they were just

an urban legend

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Prof. Slocombe, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:06, archived)

there's only one problem with this

gits parking so close to the sides of your smart that you can't open the doors to get in. opening the boot hatch, and climbing through isn't at all easy... been there done that, bought a boring car instead now.

(WrinkledPrune, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:09, archived)

thats what they are supposed to do isn't it?

saw it on tomorrow's world or something when they were launched

(Slinkachuu, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:09, archived)

Yup, looks wider to me

Also, looks like you've got an SPV then? Good man

'ning all

(Smelliot, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:14, archived)

but they are a bit narrow...

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:21, archived)

deserving

of being driven into at high speed by an elderly driver! "Smart" cars, kill them all!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:31, archived)

for bigger version,

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/kevinssmith/tetrislarge.gif

(spunkbubble, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:44, archived)

Definately

Genius!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:49, archived)

wow

and woo

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gazz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:51, archived)

Woo!

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:54, archived)

thank you!

took me long enough! my computer shuts down if i view too many graphics! weird!

(spunkbubble, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:55, archived)

There's a pudding tetrilomo?

How utterly fantastic!

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:59, archived)

hurrah!

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:11, archived)

Winner!!!

good work
W/Y/H and all that!

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flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:18, archived)

As McDonalds would say...

I'm lovin' it!

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Joliet, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:58, archived)

Deffo FP material

that.

much jealousness I have

(Freegan Bikefascist, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:16, archived)

fantastic

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corington, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:36, archived)

Hehehehe

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:37, archived)

Bloody Hell

That is fucking fantastic.

FP it now.

(CerberusDog woof, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:44, archived)

Brilliant

Thats the best thing I've seen today.
Woo

(Inazuma, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:59, archived)

Genie............

..............arse.

(Chinychinchin .................................................., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 10:50, archived)

it's shopped, don't worry

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gazz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:13, archived)

what am I looking at?

a blowfly on a desk?

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Ratsta, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:16, archived)

mornin'

:-D

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gazz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:19, archived)

Don't you talk to me about bloody mornin' !!

It's 1820 and I'm sitting in the orifice waiting for a fucking restore to complete before I can go home and start shopping up some logos a friend has requested for a website!

edit: And I still don't get the point of the pic if there is one :)

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Ratsta, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:20, archived)

there's no point

it's just some arty bollocks. makes a change

edit: well, aside from that life is rechargeable, using the proper tools (wires and electricity)

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gazz, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:21, archived)

If you say so.

Your next challenge is to have the rechargable battery spark the blow fly into life :)

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Ratsta, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:30, archived)

Eve-

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:41, archived)

*shock*

EPG allows close contact. OMG

(CerberusDog woof, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:45, archived)

does this make it a bit more interesting?

(spunkbubble, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:07, archived)

That's rather

fwoar!

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Ratsta, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:11, archived)

When the banana peels back

sorry, its crap, but the first thing i've ever made, the baby is lovley... that is all

(Quazie, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:46, archived)

Hooray!

Is that really the first thing you've ever made?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:49, archived)

I made this too, just started playing with photoshop earlier this month

well i've also made this

random lj picture that invovles my face, big fro, and dancing stick-figure-ness, and of course cheese

(Quazie, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:52, archived)

yes!

this pic is quality
afro? check! spackdance? check! cheese? check!
i have put on my most festive afro for the occasion. woo!

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:56, archived)

real fro too

in reality i have a fro, not quite that large, but i still have one, white man with a poof - oh yeah

(Quazie, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:57, archived)

afros rule

but you spelled my nickname wrong.

(kaibosh, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 6:11, archived)

fixage....

NOW

(Quazie, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 6:12, archived)

that is the most

hardcore lurking I have ever seen.

(kaibosh, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:54, archived)

sowwy

i apologize... ::cries in corner for accesive lurkage::

(Quazie, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:57, archived)

Now look what you've made him do

He's gone back to lurking again.

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 6:01, archived)

naw

i'll make more crap posts, and hopefully they will become less crap over time... hopefully

(Quazie, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 6:02, archived)

haha

I like that! Top lurkage amigo

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mugatu, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 7:03, archived)

Jeff had to admit it wasn't the best birthday party ever...

(Sorry, more monkeys)

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:17, archived)

Awwwwww

Poor Jeff :(

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:19, archived)

he spent ages making the invitations too

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:20, archived)

ish my birfday an'll cry if i want to

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:25, archived)

Oh look, Jeff's got a visitor!

Happy birthday Jeff!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:33, archived)

i like your kittys

they make me smile

jeff likes them too

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:59, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:05, archived)

Oooh

how lovely and leafy!

Edit:
blatant threadjack:
wallpaper taken down.

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:09, archived)

Thanks.

I needed to make something soothing.

/edit It came out sort of stormy looking too though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:10, archived)

I think leafyness is the new way of being fluffy

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:16, archived)

ooh!

more!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:12, archived)

Heh

I have to do something else now. Hold on, I'll dig out a repost...

There you go :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:13, archived)

allow me

edit: aw crap
toasted the server again...

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:14, archived)

Gorgeous :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:22, archived)

i wish i was capable of backgrounds like that

i'm making a game and the best i can do with my backgrounds still look artificial

if i could pay you, i'd ask you to do some backgrounds for me, but look at that, a moth just flew out of my wallet

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:21, archived)

How rare!

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:23, archived)

I wish I could help!

I'm so busy at the moment.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:24, archived)

no worries

it might be a good idea to keep the art style consistent anyway

but thank you for the thought :D

/goodnight everyone.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:27, archived)

hooray!

you bring much loveliness!

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:13, archived)

Hello there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:23, archived)

hello oh mentil and gentil one!

here have my spleen!

and are you still vere bizzy and not kittin makting?

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:25, archived)

Hello mistir splin!

Yep, still busy with client stuff. Mainly just boring stuff... I'd rather be kittining.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:31, archived)

whatever pays your internet bills

i guess!
you ought to have a bumper sticker that reads "I'd Rather Be Kittining"
did you see this?

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:35, archived)

Heh heh

cute and nicely done :)

G'night

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:48, archived)

It must be your birthday!

I'm so sorry, I just can't seem to get grenade bearing monkeys out of my brain.

Right, thats it, theres no way I will make my 9am lecture if I go to sleep now, so I guess there's nothing for it but to make stupid crap for b3ta all night.

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:57, archived)

How did you know?

Thankyew... :-)

(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 8:15, archived)

I like late nights.

Christmas is about two things and we all know it:
Love and Turkeys. If i had it my way this would be on TV with Mr Mister "Broken Wings" playing in the background.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:35, archived)

those

appear to be lesbian turkeys
woo
*gets song stuck in head despite rapid retreat*

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:41, archived)

Gobble Gobble

It's turkey time.

(CerberusDog woof, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:47, archived)

Monkey has a present just for you!

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:33, archived)

monkeys dont make good terrorists

the pins still in, woo

(Vectrex, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:35, archived)

they don't make good presidents either

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:36, archived)

maybe he would

if he took the pin out *reaches for 'the' button*

(Vectrex, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:39, archived)

*spanks*

bad monkey!

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:40, archived)

aww, bless

that is cute
this is far scarier to me because this woman is totally off her nut
SFW I promise

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:36, archived)

Ha ha

that's creepy.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:12, archived)

YAY!

For monkey bombs!

woo.

(coding_monkey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:50, archived)

theses thing are way glasscocky

but this one did my head in more than usual

www.lepouya.com/upload/Colorcrossproof.jpg

ps the crosses in the middle are the same colours

(Vectrex, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:22, archived)

I can't say that i'm not more than a little or less confused or possibly not.

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:31, archived)

I wouldn't be unsure of that not not being.... etc etc

(Vectrex, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:37, archived)

(Completely off subject.. but...) Go Joe!

*c0ff*

*c0ff*

Mmmyep.

Tasteless, but surprisingly less filling!

(smellslike, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:15, archived)

was that your first post?

hello and welcome
good job on not redexing and all that
someone's sure to offer you a kitten or a chair soon

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:17, archived)

*beats kitten with chair*

I done a bad thing, George.

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Or is it?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:19, archived)

That was a ginger kitten, Lenny

so it wasn't all that bad.

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:20, archived)

welcome

great post! woo!

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Or is it?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:19, archived)

when you start drawing unhappy clown animals

edit:- weeto's eaten, milk drank, bed bekons, g'night

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:56, archived)

these scare me

and i want to make them bleed

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:02, archived)

that's a natural reaction to the clown-ness

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Or is it?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:03, archived)

ah,

in that case, you hold em and i'll stab 'em?

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:07, archived)

you genius

i have wheetos in my cupboard as well!

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:14, archived)

you know you should be going bed

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:55, archived)

this is a palmetto bug

or a crudely drawn upon cockroach

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:46, archived)

heh

good night

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Grampa, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:49, archived)

Hmmm

Reminds me of an old brand of cigars

(fid, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:00, archived)

eek!

nice animation there miss!

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 5:15, archived)

meh

see here

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Grampa, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:46, archived)

mesmerizing

edit: tune in tokyo!

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:51, archived)

*MMMMM*

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:52, archived)

TWIST IT

TWIST IT HARRD

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:57, archived)

last one...

more pictures like this

..night!

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tweaknik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:43, archived)

get some sleep

and charge your schnurr shopping batteries.

(Hairy Midget, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:45, archived)

nite.

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Grampa, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:49, archived)

hahahah

www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=878
Someone make this into an animated gif

(Hairy Midget, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:39, archived)

poor...pf...kid

pfffftahahahahahahaa

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:42, archived)

Lucky his face was there

to break the fall.

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 3:45, archived)

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