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Eastenders vs. Predator 2/4

Ian Beale can only be annoying for so long when the predator wants to hunt for sport....

(chucken, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:51, archived)

woo

blast the smarmy little twunt!

(strangeone456789, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:08, archived)

Eastenders vs. Predator 1/4

Ooh, there's a new visitor to the square!

predator arrives albert sqaure

(chucken, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:51, archived)

I can hear a predator heartbeat.

Most effective.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)

NOOOO! Don't hurt Marjorie

She doesn't want to be that big!
a little bit of randomness for you

^click for slightly bigger

I have no idea what made me make the above image

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:49, archived)

I thank you for your randomness

Woo!

BTW Marjories pecs are nearly as impressive as mine . . .
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)

hahaha

yeah right

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)

:0(

*has to let stomach out or suffocate

Doh!
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)

Neither do I

but I'm glad you did. Run Marjorie, run!

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)

She looks familiar...

...I just can't say where from.

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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:44, archived)

Mrs. Svenno

perchance?

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--=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:46, archived)

Svenno Sex Change

For Maximum Good.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:49, archived)

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Me likey - she will convert me from my BumGay ways!!

THREADJACK: Anyone got any John Prescott / Christmas piccy's? Ta. Secret Government spy work, sorry....

(don't tell him Pike!!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:46, archived)

fat camp?

perhaps

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Disco Dancer, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:50, archived)

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:29, archived)

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:30, archived)

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Mousing, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:34, archived)

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:35, archived)

(FAQ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:37, archived)

*whispers*
what are we queuing for?

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:42, archived)

oxygen

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:46, archived)

and pancakes

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--=| Daz |=-- has been masturbating over a picture of you since, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:47, archived)

pancakes, you say?

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:53, archived)

Yum!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)

(cowjoose - This is not a code, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)

He's rather lovely

Poor fish!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:36, archived)

Now I like that.

I tried to do a dolphin one a long time ago, It never looked right so I never posted it.

That's good though.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:36, archived)

Thankyou *beams*
Good luck kicking the habit btw
Monkey should quit too

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:39, archived)

Thanks.

I need all the help I can get.

/goes to dustbin to search for dog-ends again.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:44, archived)

/groans as he is reminded of what he did last night

(Kiorte, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:45, archived)

I'll be glad when the bin men have been

and took it all away.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:50, archived)

haha!

splendid.

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mrRush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:37, archived)

that's great

woo

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:50, archived)

Hmm

I think I just uncovered Bono's future...

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:27, archived)

I find this highly disturbing

Anybody know a decent "shrink"?

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:32, archived)

hey you!

Didn't you write a poem about chavs there a while back?
nice pic btw

(pikey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:34, archived)

Chav poem?

Who sir? Me Sir? No sir.

(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:39, archived)

My comments were addressed to the elephant

Please concern yourself no further in this matter

(pikey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:44, archived)

(FAQ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:46, archived)

Yep

This one you mean?
www.b3ta.com/talk/117797

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:48, archived)

yeah, I replied later that day

in poem form,...cant seem to find it though...oh well..

(pikey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)

was it a haiku?

if it was, I read it, and it was good

(Woo Elephant Yeah, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)

well it was here somewhere

www.b3ta.com/talk/archive/367

(pikey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:02, archived)

Sunshine Elephant

is the resident B3tan Poet
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:43, archived)

Tree4

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:25, archived)

shameless repost from the bandaid thread from 5 mins ago

cos I is a slag...

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Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:24, archived)

aaarggh

they are such a bunch of cnuts..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:26, archived)

graaarrgh!

goddamn i hate them

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manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:33, archived)

I didn't realise the middle one was black...

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:42, archived)

Unmask mah self, yuh say, Flowerpot?

m'kay

I would like to apologise for my assumed persona of the last 90mins.
I'd also like to take the bastard into his local church, scare the living shit out of him, let him think it was all going to be ok,

then shoot him.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:17, archived)

eh?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:22, archived)

Hmm

He seems to know you...

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:23, archived)

it's the

drugs

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:28, archived)

she's Doc's henchwoman

actually

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:24, archived)

Oh, yes, sorry.

Sorry DTH.

and Doc.
And Flowerpot and efferybody.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:26, archived)

you, me, everybody!

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
everybody
needs somebody
everybod-y
needs somebody
to love!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:28, archived)

s'OK

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:34, archived)

u'huh...

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:35, archived)

'ang on

were you that US Marine bloke a while back?

Edit: Doh you were (I just read the title)

BAD BOY... fear me for I am the evil (yet most fluffy) henchwoman and I will shove this up your arse if you do it again! *hugs*

Have a nice day :)

fear me, or not, it's up to you. I don't mind if you don't, honest

fear me, or not, it's up to you. I don't mind if you don't, honest

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:38, archived)

Yes!

Unleash the feather duster of evil, my pretty!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:44, archived)

Welcome back Pot

seen my casino pic down there?
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:44, archived)

'ang on I'll have a look

Edit: Ok I arfed it... hahahaha

and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:44, archived)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:48, archived)

..Paul MacParkinson

but no Parkinson bits used..

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:10, archived)

Woo

but he's not shaking like Michael J Fox?

Oh, different Parkinson ....

/Gets coat

(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:13, archived)

looks bizarrely

like al pacino

(pikey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:13, archived)

For some reason the phrase

HHEEYY YOU GUYYYS!

Leaped into my head.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:15, archived)

Arf!

I am going to have to buy that now, and no-one and nothing can stop me

(Willboy:, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:18, archived)

Not even

One Eyed Willy?

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:19, archived)

Apart from him

and the fact I am stuck in the middle of the fucking sea.

I rephrase:
I will have to buy that when I get back to England-land, and almost no-one and nothing can stop me

(Willboy:, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:21, archived)

eh?

Isn't your computer a bit wet?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:24, archived)

Isn't that just what he looks like now anyway?

(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:14, archived)

i like it,

very picasso esque!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:16, archived)

that is wonderful

I hope it's going in the Band Aid list.

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rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:17, archived)

png added to thread

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:22, archived)

you star

he'll be perfect for the bass bit at the start.

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rob, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:24, archived)

When do you think the final one

will be ready? I can't wait to see it.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:43, archived)

blimey

that's good.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:55, archived)

bonio

(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:06, archived)

Oh it's...........

....a good'n.

(Chinychinchin .................................................., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:10, archived)

oh while were at it then..

(pikey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:13, archived)

Little jonny's back again.....

I think Im running out of ideas.

/edit- other LJ's in my profile if anyone cares. ;-)

(Rocksteady is intrigued, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:03, archived)

that got a chortle from me

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:05, archived)

yeah

that was definitely devoid of hummus

(only using "hummus" cos you used all the other b3taisms!)

(Ush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:05, archived)

Here have a hum mouse

Noon all and woo

(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:09, archived)

oh lord

*goes to contemplate WHY he bothers*

:)

(Ush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:11, archived)

Shirley

a humgerbil?

/pedant

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:14, archived)

Might be ....

/Goes away and checks animal kingdom book

Fuck socks! Damn google image search and it's misleading pictures!

(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:18, archived)

I prefer it this way

as I like gerbils more than mice (especially the way they try to dig out of their glass cages in comey fashion).

I say hurrah to the humgerbil and mmmmmnnnngh to the person who put the image on google.

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Spunkmeyer, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:22, archived)

"I like gerbils too"

Quote: Richard Geer

(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:24, archived)

You're mean

Harsh but ~~cuntish~~ fair :-)

(Rocksteady is intrigued, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:09, archived)

hahahaha

see THAT was funny!!!

(Ush, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:11, archived)

Hahaha!

I like the way the weight has "1 ton" written on it: the cartoon stylee way of letting you know what it is (:

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:05, archived)

Dear god

...

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Disco Dancer, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:05, archived)

Ok ok.....

I'll try harder next time and it'll be better*

*doubtful

(Rocksteady is intrigued, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:10, archived)

Actually I rather like that

ignore the grumpy sods.

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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:14, archived)

My zest for life

is restored.

I ~~bum~~ thank you

(Rocksteady is intrigued, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:16, archived)

I scorn not such simplicity

(pikey, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:17, archived)

no need for that

really

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Disco Dancer, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:22, archived)

*takes off sunglasses and stares at the screen*

Mother of god

(Willboy:, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:08, archived)

hahaha

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:10, archived)

Have a Bono... Good Boy

(umpazall, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)

if only

this is what i want for xmas

(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:01, archived)

Remember .....

a puppy is for life and not just for picking up children!

(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:21, archived)

shield thine eyes

edit: fair enough, point taken.

more pictures like this

look at you all, with your originality.

EDIT: yeah, thanks for that.

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tweaknik, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)

I was original first

*sticks out tongue*
now you've added the clicky I gets it, WOO and YAY!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:01, archived)

mindpiss

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:02, archived)

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:02, archived)

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:01, archived)

([sic] You're ad here?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:02, archived)

(FAQ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:03, archived)

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routine has perfected burgers, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:06, archived)

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busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:10, archived)

Now I like it

oh wait, I mean:

...

(Deadite, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:32, archived)

I always found this channel impossible to watch

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)

heh

good un

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)

Hahahahaha

Ace but not v. Christmassy . . .
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)

depend when

you do the majority of the years drugs.

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)

this friday night

huzzah!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:02, archived)

shall I put some snow on it?

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:01, archived)

Ooh, nice (:

Channel 4scher

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)

now I am looking at the whole image it is

fking my eyes up

(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:04, archived)

'There's no way I'm stopping now' thought Bob 'I'm having such a lucky streak . . .'

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:53, archived)

Norks !

oh and some nude bloke

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)

I see your norks and raise you

chips.

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Danblez, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)

I see your chips and raise you daddy.

(checkers, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)

Couldn't have put it better myself (:

BTW, would it be safe for mi to come back here? I mean, has AMOL gone?

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<>Dog www.stevelaker.blog, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)

AMOL?

(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:11, archived)

I dont

understand. But her boobs are magnificent.

(Mazrim, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)

*cough*

Brian-text . . .
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)

I'd say they're overkill

but then again... I've been told I have unusual preference

(Azzek!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)

My god, that lady has a enourmous chest.

yay!

(checkers, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)

blimey

is she keeping a large bag of money chips warm there?

(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)

arf!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)

Aha!

someone has noticed the Brian-text . . .
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)

i havent

but then im to busy staring at her tits

(Dr Knackerator needs some people to make postings at his site TheSpod.com!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)

you big dirty

gayer

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)

there's Brian-text?

I hadn't noticed...

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)

I hadn't even noticed the bloke in the buff

till it was pointed out to me!

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:01, archived)

but no-one has mentioned him . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:02, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/3955345

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:04, archived)

Oh yeah

I never noticed some bloke mentioning the bloke . . . I was looking at her tits . . .
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:05, archived)

pfft!

(hook, line, sinker, and copy of angling times)

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Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:06, archived)

You missed Rod . . . ;0)

You'll have to get up earlier than that . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:07, archived)

ha ha ha!

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twig Save 6 Music, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:07, archived)

whut thuh!

where'd you get ma photo from, boy?

*napalms orchard*

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)

google

image casino

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)

:@ (

*straps down breasts more firmly*
*goes for a hair cut*

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:02, archived)

he must be on

a lucky streak?

(hendrixfreak has 4 tickets to see the Cream, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)

Huzzah!

someone else can read . . .
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:01, archived)

I read the text....

...but I've been blinded by Science, the science of boobology.

I'll be with you shortly.

*fwap* *fwap*.....

(Mazrim, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:07, archived)

Huzzah!

*applies for professorship of norkology at Cleveland university
Gerroff my hat, you twunt!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:09, archived)

hmm

s/land/age/

(haberman is singing in the changes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:18, archived)

arf

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:46, archived)

I've been twatting about with after effects

And have made this psychedelic kitteny spaz-fest

(This is a broadband experience)

Also, compression wrecks my lovely flowing colours in the background. oh well.

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crab_bloke), Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:52, archived)

Mee likey

combustion is much more fun for twatting though.

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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:53, archived)

No sound

but it was very slendid and yoinksworthy.

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The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)

Wow!

That is very woo

How do you make these?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)

Well, I spent ages twatting about

learning after effects, really.

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crab_bloke), Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)

Ah, after effects

The program that seems to hate me..

Lovely stuff by the way.. except i was waiting for a swastica to appear when the corridor-thingies were making random shapes.

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:03, archived)

Excellent.

Always love your work!

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