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# Never go on the piss with a Stormtrooper
(jerkchicken, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:42, archived)
# haha
thats great! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:43, archived)
# woo yay,
he's a little short though isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:43, archived)
# but he can certainly put those cocktails away
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:44, archived)
# he has a tube which goes into his hat, down his arm and back into the glass
creating the illusion of many drinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:49, archived)
# woo
hes a bit good
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Ha!
That's good kid, but don't get cocky.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:46, archived)
# woo! if only it were real
.. monkey beer drinking hats must be invented
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Hope he
minds his head on the door on the way out!
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:57, archived)
# some people will do anything
for that clean crisp taste
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:41, archived)
# He has a gun!
Run away!

*grabs beer and legs it*

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:44, archived)
# ning pot
:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:45, archived)
# POT STOP
thats full streangth monkey beer regular, you need the lite stuff or you will do yourself an injury
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:47, archived)
# I'm not going to drink it though
may contain traces of pork pie
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:52, archived)
# well then thats fine
by the way while you were out I left a body in your bathroom, I'll colect it before it starts to smell.
you see what happens when you start on the road to crime

(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:55, archived)
# Oh don't worry.
I heaved him into the living room and I'm using him as a tailor's dummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:59, archived)
# how
very creative
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:18, archived)
# Stop! Thief!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Yes they will even rob a hardware store carrying a case of monkey beer,
seemingly.

"Fork handles!"

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:46, archived)
# no
four candles
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:49, archived)
# arf...
Yup - monkeys swear by it...




(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:50, archived)
# start 'em young...


and they'll love you forever
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:57, archived)
# Get 'im!
Monkey Beer theft will not be tolerated!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The London Eye
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:39, archived)
# I had a toy just like that as a kid!
Thanks for reminding me!
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:40, archived)
# woo
and a not worth its own thread B3ta Bike
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:41, archived)
# arghhhhhh
teh paint

arghhhhhhhhh
(Dfects, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Look at it
admire it for its seamless ness
pmash : ian-norris.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/reality.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:42, archived)
# the pigs look like friends of morts
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:45, archived)
# hahaha
that's great!
woo too yoo


you should consider compoing it
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:41, archived)
# I thought
I had :s (ninja editing)
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:43, archived)
# you sly fox
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha ha woo yay
brilliant. Although I'm not completely sure how I'll categorise it in my very strange system... it looks like 'other' to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:42, archived)
# woo, wonderfully done
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:42, archived)
# I'm afraid i have some bad news for you, Mr Brookes
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Ahahaha!
That actually made me laugh. Anyone else laughing at the poor man/monkey's grief?
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:06, archived)
# Morning! Have a picture Of Neon Genesis's Rei

I drew her way back in september (to intise people to join anime
soc with all the girly anime posters) and just coloured it in. Must scan those
blobcat pic's I did over christmas and the summer...
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:36, archived)
# I can't see a picture I'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Shall i say it?
Or wait for someone else?
Redex.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:40, archived)
# Redexing
for me.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Hmmm....
Dont know wats gone wrong..i can see it :(
Edit-now?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:42, archived)
# It might be
in your money. err cache.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Still no,
I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:48, archived)
# Photobooth

(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:35, archived)
# you could put a hat on that stand.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:40, archived)
# hahaha
getting the seat right is a pain

woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:44, archived)
# not as good as the last one.

Click for full
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Still good though
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:32, archived)
# Beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:33, archived)
# That's the Goblin King's trick
He'll have your balls for that!
(I helped save b3ta! spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:35, archived)
# i havent seen labyrinth
in years! i might have to track it down! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:37, archived)
# I saw it recently and it's still good
but not as good as Princess Bride
(I helped save b3ta! spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:39, archived)
# thats my fav film!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Join screenselect.com or whichever
and they are willing to send you all sorts old crap you remember from your childhood, rose-tinted spectacles not included.

Terrahawks, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:48, archived)
# cheers
will do! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:51, archived)
# Balls.





Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Barry was sick of having his nuts fondled
gangstasquirrel

phub.co.uk
(Dfects, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:29, archived)
# prost - so was this little fella...


Edit: How rude, I didn't woo the machine gun toting killer squirrel above. I hang my head in shame before proudly shouting "WOO TO YOU SIR. WOO TO YOU WITH KNOBS ON." Kill all those nut fondling muthas!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:30, archived)
# ahh i loved that pic the first time
and i'm lovin it again!
(Dfects, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I've said it before but your
WH 40K Squirrel is top banana
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:31, archived)
# hahahahaha
he looks so pleased with himself
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:32, archived)
# It's because he is full with the
love of the Emperor and his armour is protecting his nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:34, archived)
# And the combat drugs.
Never forget the combat drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Who is this emperor of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:45, archived)
# in WarHammer 40,000
the Universe is ruled by an Emperor of which the Space Marines are his army to crush all that do not serve the emperor's will.

Or something like that, I was more a Warhammer girl than a 40k'er

\ubergeek
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:49, archived)
# aaah!
I still don't understand but it sounds thrilling but not as thrilling as another clean, crisp chilled Monkey Beer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:57, archived)
# The Emperor
www.techimo.com/photo/data/1/76257my_desktop.JPG
www.games-workshop.es/warhammer40k/campanas/horus/images/horus_vs_emperor.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 12:04, archived)
# the ultrasquirrels rock
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:33, archived)
# ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:32, archived)
# woo yay
you don't wanna mess with his nuts
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:34, archived)
# going straight for teh cock?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:37, archived)
# You know me too well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:39, archived)
# Fuck 'em up,
Bazza!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:37, archived)
# haha
i love that
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:23, archived)
# Haha!
I hate chihuahuas. Drill!
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Yay for small doggies!


Animal Reviews needs YOU
(el_pollo_diablo, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Splish splash.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:17, archived)
# Argh captain! She be riding low at the stern
Aye first mate, but I'm more worried about that giant yellow duck out there!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Blimey, That's a big
bathtub. Or a small ship.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:26, archived)
# i reckon it's just perspective
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:26, archived)
# Really long bathtub,
then.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Topical humour*






* well.....60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz...
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:12, archived)
# i was just about to say something snidey about only one ball
but then i saw what you did there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Achtung!
I nearly missed that too :P
(Insanity, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:46, archived)
# Arf and woo
*starts whistling at work*
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:16, archived)
# pffft
I could write the words I'm singing in this weeks question
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# From the makers of Monkey Beer
or just the distributors?
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:09, archived)
# it's a fake
to many golden rectangles, see?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:11, archived)
# and no shark
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:11, archived)
# there's 4
and MB has 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Damn you and your accurate rip-offs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:15, archived)
# oooh

possible contraband though
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Monkey coke,
Monkey beer have no connections with monkey coke ltd whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:12, archived)
# *wink wink*
*Nudge Nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Capuchin
marching powder?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:27, archived)
# guess what he is....
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# a Yarr-dvark?
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:12, archived)
# yaay
you win a cake (aardvark flavoured of course).

/hands cake over

/small crowd cheers

no aardvarks were harmed in the making of this cake
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Why thank you kind sir.
*Eats cake.

Mmmm. Snouty.
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:15, archived)
# For aardvark day
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Yay!
I'm waiting for the rinky dink to turn up now!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:07, archived)
# eh, gringo
is that the ant from the blue aardvark?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# It certainly is,
I'm off for a Monkey Beer cup of tea and some scones, I was given a big box of scones this morning, yum!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:10, archived)
# Ohhhhh, lucky you.
they're running a promotion at the wifes work, they've just taken delivery of a load of prawn crackers.

the poppadoms are tunring up next week.

sorted for chinese and indian snacks for a short while.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:15, archived)
# I have assorted scones
fruit scone, plain scones and treacle scones
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:20, archived)
# mmm...
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:22, archived)
# I have so many scones I can waste some
*takes bite out of scone*
*waves in front of Thor*
*throws in bin*
*eats another scone*
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:25, archived)
# yep

It used to be part of the Pink Panther show, i think!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:21, archived)
# It was,
I used to enjoy that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:22, archived)
# If at first...
Harry's Xmas present from grandpa...

Now on UK dragon. Thanx MSN groups for taking the fun and sponteneity out of it.
PS Cheers Rik for the tip!
(Doctor Evil, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)
# still no worky :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)
# Must be MSN groups bollox.
Sorry. Have tried 3X AND reducing image size by 25%.
(Doctor Evil, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)
# how about Concentration camp lego ?
raster.art.pl/gallery/artists/libera/libera.htm
(osiem, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)
# that's astonishing
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:09, archived)
# he is
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:09, archived)
# That am wild!!!
Other suggestions for 60th anniversary toys.
How about a malnourished Barbie and Ken?
A Mengele Doctor's outfit?
(Doctor Evil, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:13, archived)
# A gas bbq?
in through the doors and out through the chimney
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:21, archived)
# tis broked
try sticking it on www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:07, archived)
# woo she works
and woo nice pic
(nathan57, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:11, archived)
# That Harry's such a cunt! My grandfather died at Auschwitz
he fell out of a guard tower

Woo and ning
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Apologies for thread waste
where can ya get a copy of photoshop on the cheap, like
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
#
over there...

*points*
EDIT: found one, here...

FREE COPY OF PHOTOSHOP
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
# i clicked
and nothing deleeted.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:10, archived)
# *cough* torrent it *cough*
I mean, you must buy it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:03, archived)
# For illegal downloads
please see your friendly local peer-to-peer application
For a free, legal altenative, see www.gimp.org
Oh, and this thread needs a picture:
(kryptik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# hahaha
woo yay
(osiem, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:10, archived)
# Nice pic
Im currently on a one day remaning download of gimp is this program free and worth the download
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:16, archived)
# The gimp is completely free
you just have to read the website to make sure you have the relevant libraries (GTK) but it's all quite simple, justfind the installer files, and it's easy. Gimp's worth the effort, particularly as it's free.
(kryptik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:32, archived)
# ask
jeeves and cock off!

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)
# if you know its a threadwaste
dont do it...

try :
www.photoshop_on_the_cheap.co.uk
(BadgerPirate, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)
# I never understand how people who have obviously been here enough to know that starting new threads without pictures
annoys folk, and yet they still do it.
REPLY button is far, far easier.
www.b3ta.com/talk is easier still.

As for your question... download the trial. If you like it, buy it. That's what we all did.
I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)
# I use corel
am I weird?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:07, archived)
# tell us more
we will tell you if you are weird
(BadgerPirate, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# there is no easy way to tell you this.
but yes. Yes you are.

(there's nothing wrong with Corel mind)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# is that easier than crayons?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:09, archived)
# not much
but the results look ever so slightly better.
(teasus likes tea, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:31, archived)
# indeed.....
..try before you buy.... yum

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# I got mine fae Kazaa lite
then I lost it and got another from bi-torrent, The gimp's very good too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:07, archived)
# you can't
photo shop is an expensive software package.

try paint shop pro if you want a budget version or photoshop CS.

we don't tolorate piracy round here, unless it's the sort with ship, eye patches and wooden legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:07, archived)
# try the gimp and see if you like that - totally free
failing that, get a copy of Photoshop Elements; I think it`s a bit cheaper than Paint Shop Pro, and has nearly all the same stuff as the full Photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:13, archived)
# whatever this lot say
don't use gimp. it's bobbins.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:22, archived)
# nah it`s good
but a right fucker to use :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:23, archived)
# hence bobbins
*closes case*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:32, archived)
# If you're going to TW
I'm going to test out my new - donated up - account.

EDIT: Now how do I get one of those snail hats...
(I helped save b3ta! spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:33, archived)
# ecki ecki ecki
auto-complete rocks
e-bay

get an older version for not very much.
(teasus likes tea, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:34, archived)
# gimp
The gimp is free open source software and can do lots of photoshop stuff
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:38, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# yay
I used to love the smell those metallic brushes made.
Is that so wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
# fookin
excellent!

give this man a badge!

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)
# I read that too quickly
and saw "give this man a badger".

Give him one anyway, says I.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyCanary as Ann B. Davis as Alice, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)
# Me likey
Very muchly. Woo to giant Scalextric, would love a go in one of them
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:03, archived)
# Ha!
Has to stop every few miles to change the sodding brushes.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)
# It really did take me a good number of times...
...to work out what the hell was going on there!!

Ace idea!! Have a fat WOO!

^_^
(sbeck, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)
# hohoho
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:23, archived)
# Yay
Number One!
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:35, archived)
# Very Bum-tiddly-umptious.
It'd make driving home from the pub a bit of a larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Lions of the Serengeti


ROAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:56, archived)
# lions of the serengeti have a leg coming out of their head?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)
# and another coming right out their arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)
# don't we all
...
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:03, archived)
# only when trying to
eat and shit girls doing the splits at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)
# I know I do
and it stinks
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Only
in Kenya
(kryptik, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 11:07, archived)
# The mission was a disaster.
Nobody knew why.


(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)
# haha
who let them join!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 10:56, archived)

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