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# Cheeky repost before i go for an exam...
bindun?

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(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:44, archived)
# Have a Woo!

Woo!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:16, archived)
# Nick Knowles Says:-
Only a tit would put a photo booth in his loft space!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahaha !
much woo !
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:43, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what a tit

HAHAHAHAH WOO TO YOU!!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:43, archived)
# Nick Knowles
is a legend
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:45, archived)
# my bird fancies nick knowles
I realy wory about her taste in men somtimes.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# a couple of my female mates do as well
Bizzare taste i agree - what a tit
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:53, archived)
# Hah! One word - Jordan
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:57, archived)
# nice country
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:04, archived)
# woo to the oddnesss
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:45, archived)
# hahaha! ace
'ning all.

*goes back to work*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:48, archived)
# Pfffft
Hahahahahaha
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)
# Bada ding ding ding
ding ding ding ding

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:34, archived)
# BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
fantastic!

what`s he playing?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:36, archived)
# that there deliverance thingy tune
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
#
duelling banjos?

*CAUTION - MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF APPALLING MIDI*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:41, archived)
# BANJOOOOOOO!

Deliverance, you tart . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Looks like a banjo
ding da ding ...

/deliverance
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:38, archived)
# ^^^^ you`re all fucking mad
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# the fool, as usual
that krazy krazy frog, eh?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Head over Heels
Tears for Fears
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Hahaaaaa !!!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
#
I got it right, didn't i ?!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:40, archived)
# Oh yes indeedy...
you can have a sweetie.


NO ! not that one, the little pink one...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:44, archived)
# *hangs around taking sneaking sly little glances at the sweeties*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:46, archived)
# Go on missus !
grab some ! do you want some chips ?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:47, archived)
# YaY!
*grabs some sweeties*

*waits for chips*

I love you Rabbitz!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)
# runs in the family . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:55, archived)
# Look!
Stop giving out your contraceptives!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:46, archived)
# what he doesn't know......
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:47, archived)
# Fair enough

*takes one*

*moobs grow almost imperceptibly*


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:48, archived)
# sugar-coated nipples?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:47, archived)
# NIPS !
eugh
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:48, archived)
# *pokes*
www.b3ta.com/board/4750709

Edit: how rude! nice nip pic, rabbitz!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)
# Belated happy b'day to you young man !
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:57, archived)
# Nooooooooo!

Now I'm torn! I have to Woo! it

(a) 'cos it's lovely rabbitz
(b) it has a banjo . . .
(c) it's great hummus

BUT THAT FECKIN' FROG! GAHHHH!

Woo!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# You are Natalie Imbrulia
AICMFP
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)
# *believes*

*feels moobs*

*disbelieves*


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# Oh god.
I remember when that used to be funny oh so many years ago.

but woo all the same :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
# anything with that wonderful frog in gets my vote
w/y
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:40, archived)
# arf!
best yet.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:43, archived)
# The first, and only animation I have ever done
from quite a while ago:

How to operate george bush



edit: oh, ning.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)
# magniferent
woo yay
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:34, archived)
# 'Ning !
That's lovely !
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:36, archived)
# Super!
Have a marshmallow!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# wow! better the mine anyway!
(see post below)

woo to you sir!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:38, archived)
# Woo!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:38, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwww
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
# how odd
'ning and woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
# that's a bit smooth that is
woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:42, archived)
# new animation....
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
not good but an edited virsion of this: www.b3ta.com/board/4750621
(if it looks broke like its to my computer...heres the link: clicky)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# That's great!

You're learning fast, my young Jedi . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:32, archived)
# i see your fave piccy made it to number 3 in the suns viral chart
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)
# 'kin ell!

Have you right clicked it?

Feckin' Copyright! no use without permission! BUNCH O CNUTS!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:43, archived)
# yeah, i did
they done it to me once, i emailed them telling them it was mine and asked how they felt the copyright was theirs, never got an email back surprisingly
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:44, archived)
# excellent!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:32, archived)
# I would recommand using more frames
and motion bluring the clouds a bit more.
nice for a first anim anyway
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)
# BLIMEY !
woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)
# lovely, woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)
#

ok everyone fess up, who still wears underoos?

edit
oooh, look! The Sun nicked it and detagged it, grrrrr!
# 12 - zoo-per heroes
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)
# PENGUINS FOR JUSTICE!

WOO!

no, I don't have caps lock on . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)
# ...anymore
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Pah!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:32, archived)
# Dad?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)
# Yay ! Superguins !
Woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)
# Yay!
1. Take penguins
2. Add superhero costumes
3.
4. Profit
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:28, archived)
# pssst
2.underwear
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# woo!
underoos??

kangapants?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:31, archived)
# morning, you big gayer!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:34, archived)
# hey baby ;)
I have to keep a low profile for a little bit - our network`s a bit slow today so I`ve asked the man in the know.. who might monitor traffic for a bit, so I`d better be careful with b3ta ;)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:45, archived)
# ha ha
i have 2 days off on account of my knees being broken, so i am luxuriating in teh church all day. naked*.

*may not be strictly true
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:53, archived)
# what the hell happened?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:00, archived)
# nothing specific.
might be tendinitis, or strained ligaments. i'm on painkillers for a few days, then off to the hospital with me.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:09, archived)
# underoos
-pants and vests for kids with cartoon stuff on them, thought they were universal... ;)

www.retrojunk.com/media/36/
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# haha class
I did have Starsky + Hutch pyjamas when I was a kid, if that`s any use ;)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:46, archived)
# it's close.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# brilliant!
I wonder if they do them in adult sizes
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:01, archived)
# haha
supergood !

hello :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:31, archived)
# smashing, woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# i wear either boxer shorts
or a thong(if i'm feeling german) or nothing, depending on how the mood takes me.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:41, archived)
# *adjusts spectacles*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:42, archived)
#
oooh! schexy
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:47, archived)
# What's more.....
If you right click it, they have a copyright notice appear.

I hate the cunts.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 2:07, archived)
# He loves you...!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:17, archived)
# Hehehehe

Dwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayne Dibley?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:18, archived)
# Is dwane dibley just a red dwarf thing?
or is there more to it than that?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:24, archived)
# hurray for animal testing!
woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:19, archived)
# no offense
but I'd prefer it if he didn't.

*runs*

woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:19, archived)
# ha ha
how could you not love a face like that?



with a spade
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:19, archived)
# right, well I'm off to fail my chem exam
Gimme text tomorrow and we shall sort out when and where to create chaos.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# good luck, or similar
(though how difficult can an exam in chemotherapy be?)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:22, archived)
# Yeah...
...that paw outstretched with claws out really makes me want to get closer
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Awww
*kisses*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# ...and that is how one catches rabies
/voice of experience
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:22, archived)
# well he'll have to make do with Whiskas
woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# good ning everybody
Cats are evil, found one of mine eating a baby rabbit in the back garden last night, ergh
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:24, archived)
# and I love him too.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:31, archived)
# I don't know what its plans are
but I don't think I'll like them.

Woo !
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:36, archived)
# hello again
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:13, archived)
# 'ello Luvvy!

whatchoo up to today?


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# Ooo
well I should be at school revising for my exams tomorrow...but..I'd rather just stay here! you ?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:18, archived)
# Dossing . . .

what exam? My stepson has his second English paper tomorrow . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:18, archived)
# good ol' AS levels!
Three hours of Theatre studies! most unwoo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Eep!

How do you revise for theatre studies . . . go to a theatre and study it?


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:22, archived)
# I wish!
Four papers in three hours! Two plays, one practitioner and one about a play you've seen. I really hoped that it would be a easy subject! Oh well, who out of your favorites isnt here yet ?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:24, archived)
# Check the BT2005 . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:27, archived)
# I did Theatre Studies a year ago
Its a bit of a pain on the writing side.

Be glad you don't have your blind synoptic paper yet!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:07, archived)
# 'ning all
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:15, archived)
# TWIGGLES!!



(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:16, archived)
# that looks nothing like me

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# no, it's not supposed to be you . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# *reads BT2000*

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:22, archived)
# Pffffft!
no-one uses THAT anymore . . . it's all BT20005

www.b3ta.com/board/4736661


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:28, archived)
# pfffft!

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:32, archived)
# *winces*


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)
# that's MY water
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)
# !!Twig!!
Honestly, I knew you'd miss my party yesterday!

'Ning, TopUpTheTea! *waves*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:18, archived)
# party?
I didn't get my invitation...18th birthday was it?
sorry I have worked every day for the last seven days and fell asleep at HALF SEVEN last night
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Pfffft.
No, it was my 1st b3taday. I thought it was inevitable that I wouldn't see you for ages, and then you'd turn up the very next day, and miss all the hi-jinks and tomfoolery!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# Wasn't there only one hi-jink?


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
# *waves*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:24, archived)
# *surfs*


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:29, archived)
# Erm, well, I can see your point.
...and it wasn't actually very 'hi', either. More like, 'mid-level'.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)
# *nods*
Inevitable Let-down is my middle name
EDIT: did you have fun? Happy b3taday you young scamp!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)
# its dancing Sid!
woo yay!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# Well, don't start at the beginning!

I posted to the second!
www.b3ta.com/board/4744822


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:31, archived)
# Oh, blimey! Well if you want me to go and find them all...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Pffffft!
Prof's is ACE! That cat is clearly shouting 'RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:50, archived)
# jinkies!
it was a party yesterday, flippin' heck
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# MMMH
marshmallows
'ning
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:16, archived)
# Helllllloooooooooooooooo!
you can come closer, we don't bite ... often!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:17, archived)
# well...
you may not - but i sure do!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:19, archived)
# Grrr!
very Grrr!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Ellis does too
just ask jessie.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
# *remembers*
*goes pale*

She didn't mean it though!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)
# yeah
that's true
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:49, archived)
# 'Ning !
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:19, archived)
# Yay!

Nearly ALL my faves are here!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# And
now they ALL are!

*blows......kiss*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# Oh yeah!
and Vuvu!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:24, archived)
# AND?
*sobs*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)
# Sorry matey . . .

nothing personal . . . I'm just a mong!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)
# Pfft!
:ยฌ)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)
# Me too !
where's flowerpot ?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# Yes, I was wondering that...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:23, archived)
# She refuses to leave DTH's graveside . . .

She's inconsolable . . . you know, he left his entire Used tissue and Jaffa Cake collection to her . . .?


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)
# :o
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:26, archived)
#


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)
# Bah
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:37, archived)
# Awww!!
That puts mine to shame!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# Nono !
yours is a luvverly luvverly ning !
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:22, archived)
# Well...
thank you kindly sir!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:27, archived)
# BUT....
I am a sir-ess :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# *whoops*
well....it is early!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)
# we're all Laydees . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:34, archived)
# mornin' :o)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# good morning
a little closer today or my memory's bad ?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:36, archived)
# my VERY first animation
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

what ya think??? any tips?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:02, archived)
# That's great!

some rushing wind effect may help . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:04, archived)
# try a parachute ?
remember: its not the height of the fall but the sudden stop that is the problem

(very woo)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:05, archived)
# Do you know what annoys me.
People who STILL argue with me that when you open your chute you fly up even though my Dad is a skydiving intructor and I do it on a regular basis. Its the fucking camera you fools.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:10, archived)
# it doesn't make any sense to think that you would.
you'd hit your head on the plane.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:11, archived)
# these people must be stupid
or live in a place with violent thermals
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:12, archived)
# That sounds like porn for old people
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:13, archived)
# ugh
bad jessie... don't give kez mental scarring
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:15, archived)
# :) 'ning sir
How's my favourite...um...'Ellis' today?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:18, archived)
# Currently taking a nap
she gets sleepy when she eats alot, and she's been getting into that cow lately.
Not sure where it all goes though... there's not an ounce of fat on her.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:21, archived)
# Well she uses a lot of energy I'd imagine
That or she has worms :)


I really wouldn't like to be the one trying to get her to take medication...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:30, archived)
# s'easy. She's a softy really . . .

just tickle her tummy, pop the pill in . . . HEY! Where's my arm!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:45, archived)
# 'ning/'noon Missy!
:)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:15, archived)
# They just believe everything they see on TV
Fools, when will they learn! I bet you some people still believe Seaquest DSV was based on a true story.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# The camera flies up?
hehehe!


Sorry!


Woo - Skydiving, cool!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:12, archived)
# it's the same with sci-fi movies
where every spaceship and laserbeam still produce sound
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# They probably do
not that you'd hear it through the vacuum.
That said, it's not a perfect vacuum... so you could amplify the little noise that is picked up for feedback.

that's an idea they used in S.O. to be interesting
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:17, archived)
# Aahahahahaa
So thats why the Enterprise has a deflector thingy that looks like a satellite. Allows kirk to hear all the pretty bangs!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:20, archived)
# I think that elephants probably don't make good parachutes
but I like your thinking and your anim!

I want to see the landing!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:05, archived)
# i would suggest a little motion blur.
vertically, if you see that i mean. you might also find that it helps to have a moving background too, to give the impression of moving through the sky. does that make any sense?

still, woo, though - it's approximately 800 times better than the first 20 or so animations that I made!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:06, archived)
# hehe thanks!
illl try and put a background in now
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Clouds flying past would be good
it doesn't have the perception of movement right now
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:10, archived)
# too early for this sort of thing

/repost
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:52, archived)
# Huzzah!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:53, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
turn the tap on! :)

'ning all!

I take it that the dayshift has already heard about Brown Cow's exploits yesterday!?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:54, archived)
# no . . . do tell!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:55, archived)
# He got arrested!
for sharing his pizza



with the Queen (in Cambridge yesterday)





Overarm!

EDIT: Charge Sheet! www.b3ta.com/board/4749165
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:57, archived)
# Threw pizza at Queen
Got arrested
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:58, archived)
# he threw a pizza at the queen's car
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:58, archived)
# you're not bloody wrong.
edit: i didn't mean that to sound rude!

woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:55, archived)
# heeeeeeeeeeey!
I'm done with exams today, do you lot want to go get extremely pissed tomorrow night?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:58, archived)
# did you mention BOOZE?
she's gone out to work, but i will certainly mention it. i daresay that i will be able to summon those fools smirny and bongo as well. and possibly others.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:03, archived)
# always TEH BOOZE
I'd love some chaos tomorrow night.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:07, archived)
# i shall speak to madam accordingly, and we will be in touch.
*taps nose conspiratorially*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:09, archived)
# muwahahah
neat!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:11, archived)
# Tmorrow night sounds like an excellent time to get pissed
Sadly they have me starting my new job on Sunday morning, which is a pity as I planned to indulge in many vices on Saturday night.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:06, archived)
# why is there

so much crap on telly at the moment?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:50, archived)
# 'cos it's ten to eight?


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:52, archived)
# aha!
touche! why didn't i think of that? arse.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:53, archived)
# To promote other activities such as going outside for fresh air or learning to draw?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:53, archived)
# 'ning Gorgeous!

How's the packing going?


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:57, archived)
# sos . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:01, archived)
# the worrying thing is
that i'm about to graduate from an arts school with a degree in sculpture and I STILL CAN'T DRAW!!! maybe should have thought about this earlier...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:54, archived)
# when do you ever go outside ?
:)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:56, archived)
# I live outside
I just have a small shack I have constructed to protect my laptop from the rain
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:57, archived)
# i read through the final draft of my thesis twice last night...
...and when i went downstairs and put the tele o to relax when it was done, what was on? motherfucking celebrity love island and cocking big brother. so, had to watch the news, and i got depressed. so, i went to bed and read some will self. and then i couldn't sleep... and i've been up since 6 and i'm tired...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# Don't lie to me...you all want one
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:29, archived)
# YES!!

I wish I had a giant hand!

Woo!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:35, archived)
# to me
your hands are just fine

*giggles*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:44, archived)
# *rubs hands all over mediocre*


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:47, archived)
# yup
fine by me
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:52, archived)
# thats sweet
is it genetically manipulated?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:37, archived)
# no
I've put it on a diet of chips and monkey beer
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:46, archived)
# warning
monkey beer may cause your polar bear to shrink
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:54, archived)
# I'd love one!
But I'd get him declawed and have a dentist grind his teeth down.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:37, archived)
# and feed him vegetarian mash ?
they love puree'd carrots ..
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:44, archived)
# ahah
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4074760.stm
"Elaborating on the theme, the tome also includes "chavette" - a female chav - and the adjectives "chavish" and "chavtastic" - designed for or suitable for chavs."
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:46, archived)
# oooh!
i want to train it to run and frollick and skip and sing in the pub before mercilessly tearing flesh from bone.

Come on - you'd turn up to see it...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:38, archived)
# Bonsai bears!
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:40, archived)
# hooray fortiny polar bears!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:08, archived)
# hooray!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:14, archived)
# just because
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:26, archived)
# what a lovely thing to wake up to.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:32, archived)
# you certainly are . . .

'ning!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:36, archived)
# arf!
haha thanks, I needed that. Got a chemistry exam this morning and am not feeling too confident :(
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:37, archived)
# Aww . . .

Well, my 21 yr old stepson had English yesterday (retake - he's V dyslexic) and he thinks he's done alright . . . so in a bizarre illogical step this means you'll be fine too! HUZZAH!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:40, archived)
# remember:
sulphuric acid is the nasty one, water is the nice one
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:40, archived)
# not if you're potassium!

[REMEMBER: one tie, two socks]


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:43, archived)
# The Strong acids aaaare:
HCl
H2SO4
HBr
HClO4
HNO3

and another that I can't remember


edit: ah hah! HI Hydroiodic Acid
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:44, archived)
# H2SO4, Shirley . . . ?

Cillit Bang is the other one . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:45, archived)
# YES
H2SO4

good one.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:47, archived)
# There was a stupid scientist
alas, he is no more.
For what he thought was H20
was H2S04.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:10, archived)
# HF
?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:46, archived)
# nah that's not one of them
I remember cause I thought it was one on a test. Bad move.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:47, archived)
# HF is not a strong acid . . . ?

Throw some over the pedantic feckers and watch what happens! no, don't . . .


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:48, archived)
# it's not one of the six we're supposed to remember and associate with being a strong acid
I figured out the last one. HI.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:49, archived)
# Yeah . . .but HI isn't as strong as HF

This typifies education! Misteaching to pass exams rather than teaching to provide learning!

Bah!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:51, archived)
# HI stronger than HF ???
inconceivable !! then again, i can't remember. i thought HF was used for etching things.

edit: what oddjob said
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:52, archived)
# hf is a weak acid
it doesn't dissociate as much as the 'strong' acids, not sure why - I guess the H-F bond is strong, or something.

but it is nasty stuff.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:25, archived)
# Good luck!
*hugs*

I have my last exam in an hour and a half, good luck to you.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:52, archived)
# Good luck you and all examees!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:53, archived)
# thankees!
you too!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:00, archived)
# that's woo
I would think it was real if it weren't for the edges of the wet spot...Actually, I'm not 100% sure that's not real...hmm
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:32, archived)
# 100% real
found it on the pavement in fremont, california
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:38, archived)
# Fucking hooray
I fucking hate cats


it should be mandatory for all of them
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:08, archived)
# Eep
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:56, archived)
# Yay for the KLF.
Bunch of loooooooons!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:57, archived)
# so its late and i cant sleep and your mom, she goes to college and other such ramblings
ZzZzZzZzZ
*smacks self*
*posts random picture*


Image hosted by Photobucket.com






"blarney bukenhymer says hi, and qwieubfhweb oonk!"

{edit} damit the puppies are cuter
"oh wook at de little noses oooh the are so wittle cute little doggie puppies wittle paws, n wittle wittle toeses on those paws awwwww"
what about now
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:13, archived)
# It's a redex for me
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:20, archived)
# I can see it...
perhaps you're in a blocked range for that server?
i've often had this issue from time to time with photobucket servers
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:21, archived)
# I like the dragon a lot :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:47, archived)
# 'ning all . . .
bit of a dull start . . .

Spot the difference

Number one

Number two


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:12, archived)
# How odd!
Propaganda, it's a hit! ...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:18, archived)
# 'lo
What do Aussies call 'young working class people who dress in casual sports clothes'?


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:21, archived)
# Hmm, we have a few names...
it depends on their age mostly

derros is a common one.
the one you're probably looking for is jock. That's equivelant to chav.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:23, archived)
# Jock isnt a Chav
I wouldnt have thought anyway. A Bevan or a Tappet is like a Chav

A Derro is like a homeless drunk

You sure you live in the Colonies?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:26, archived)
# yeah
a bevan?
i hardly see how you could have a scourge of bevans...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:51, archived)
# is a jock not just an athletic person?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:27, archived)
# In some places
doesn't it mean a Scottish person?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:39, archived)
# I believe
cunt is the word of choise.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:30, archived)
# yes,
good choise
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:31, archived)
# This
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:40, archived)
# Ctrl-C
Ctrl-V
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:19, archived)
# and grep
grep it good!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:19, archived)
# 'ning
that's very interesting
(i like keeping my english up to date)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:23, archived)
# 'Lo OJ.
In a fluffier mood this morning?

I will have to keep my post count down today, otherwise it would mean celebrating my 5,000th post the day after my 1st b3taday...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:37, archived)
# Much, ta!

Nah! get it over with!


(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:55, archived)
# Excellent. And the sun is shining as well! Huzzah!
I don't want people to think I'm a big post whore, like some people I could mention. ;)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:04, archived)
# Last for this eve.
Yet another bandwagon to olde-fy.
Zombie Kitties!!!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:01, archived)
# Zombie kittens
are cute! Woo--very subtle.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:03, archived)
# that's woo
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:29, archived)
# My latest Pupdate!

Day 10: Mother & 9 pups ALL doing well
- eyes should open tomorrow or saturday!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:26, archived)
#
awww...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:28, archived)
# cute !
awww2
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:08, archived)
# So incredibly cute!
What breed?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:31, archived)
# English Bull Terrier
not to be confused with or in any way asociated to the American Pit Dog!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:34, archived)
# You mean
pit bulls? They talk about banning those off and on. There was an attack in the Bay Area recently. I used to work in a petshop, and most of them were sweethearts. I'm more of a cat person, though.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:40, archived)
# never could tell from the name...
:D
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:56, archived)
# we got cats as well!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:57, archived)
# Awwwww
my parent's dog once had 10 puppies...I hope you have an extra room in your house ;)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:33, archived)
# Aww.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:37, archived)
# *walks in*
yay!
fluff overdose!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:55, archived)
# those look delicious
how much for three pounds, ground?
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:09, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhh
they am the bestest dogs (and bitches).

i'll have one.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:43, archived)
# slipped this in to a photo competition on Fark :)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:12, archived)
# looks gross
but its just an eye.

I'm confused.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:22, archived)
# be thankful
that you don't immediately recognise those hands.

*shudder*
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:56, archived)
# goaste
.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:11, archived)
# Oh, they will never notice
;)
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:23, archived)
# I have to say . . .
that the scariest thing about the "goatse" pics is that some of you people
have been playing with the "source" pic!! pffttt!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:23, archived)
# And even scarier
I can tell that's not the original pair of hands.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:27, archived)
# but where's the ring then huh
a real eye opener
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:34, archived)
# I really wish...
...you'd specified "wedding" ring...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:20, archived)
# I'll specify
your wedding ring if you're not careful.
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:21, archived)
# . . . a hard earned thirst . . .


...you can get it laying around bored or when theres a coming of a lord...
...you can get it while your pants are at the cleaners or if you have a real small penis...
...you can get it humming or when theres a second coming...
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:07, archived)
# haha
Nicely done! woo

(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:12, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:23, archived)
# hehe
**sniggers**
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 9:04, archived)
# 'ning!
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:03, archived)
# with sand
(, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:05, archived)

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