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# More crossover bollocks
(Sabreman, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Huzzah! Don't get me started...
I did loads of these for a game developer's website.



(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# You big geek you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)
# ah, very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# They only get worse

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# oooh, i can see his arse.
how many of these did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)
# 10
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)
# are
you making RTCW2??!?!?!?
(N00bT00b, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Haha
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Chao racing used to be one of my favourite pastimes
*sigh*

woo to you
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# It still is for me.
Poor SEGA ruining the franchise.
(The artist formerly know as Douche Bagel, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)
# World of Warcraft....
LEEERRROOOYYYYY JEEENNNNKKKIIINNSSSS

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2671154?htv=12

Well it made me laugh....
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)
# "At least I have chicken"
Yeah, it made me laugh too.
(I helped save b3ta! Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)
# I thought he says "At least I'm not chicken".
I think it is a set-up, but it is still very funny.

Good old Leeeeeeeroy.

I'm not sure how funny it is to non WoW players though...
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Ive
shown it to a few mates who dont play, and they seemed to enjoy it. And apparently its "at least I got chicken" as he was apparently AFK getting some food at the time
(N00bT00b, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)
# hehe. Maybe America can use the same line the next time the wipe out innocents with Friendly Fire "Well, at least we have chicken".

Also... when he asks one of the spods for a "number crunch" and he comes out with some sort of survival figure... what the hell is he basing that on?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# I believe the only thing he's bashing...
... is perhaps his bishop...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)
# Those guys deserved it anyway....
"Pals for life"... meh... I think I'm going to vomit...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Especially for that
bollocks about calculating percentage survival rate!
(I helped save b3ta! flares, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Ha
Thats terrifying. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Top
shopping, Woo Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Royalle, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Well im off to have an Exam now..... =P
So have a PeaRoast.....just because we all hate him!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

Edit: I always thought he was...
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)
# It's not 'him' that I hate
It's cunty bandwagons and constantly seeing it littering the board
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Seconded
But good luck with your exam!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
#
BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)
# I got a letter back from Croydon Council
about my student loan for next year, which is a bit silly as I'm not going back to university next year... :-\
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Take out the loan anyway
Debt! Debt! Debt!
It's good for what ails you.
(JPaddy, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)
# anything to make money
anything at all
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# get it..........

kill it, crush it, DESTROY IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)
# ding-ding-ding
(jubilao, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)
# ahh good old [oops.. forgot who made it now] and his nice pictures and animations
.. you weren`t going to be naughty and pass that off as your own, were you?

edit: bugger.. forgot who made it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# 'twould be the second time this week someone's done so
Edit: it was Smallbrainfield: www.b3ta.com/board/4678397
Edit: I mean it was smallbrainfield who made it, not who ripped it off, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)
# ahh I always get smallbrainfield and xxxmonty (whatever his name is at the time) muddled up
cos they`re both loonies, and both funny and talented

AND I HATE THEM BOTH
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Nice work
make your own next time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Good luck with the exam!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)
# yes we all hate him
so 'shop something else. Please.

All the best with the exam!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)
# ^this^
hello hog, how's it going?
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)
# hello kidapot
i am ok thanks

any recognition of mr truax yet?
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
# no, none yet.
It was a long shot.

I emailed him to say how much I enjoyed his set at SF, he replied this morning, just said thanks and it was a lot of fun.
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# cool!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Thanks all ^ - ^
Caus im probable going to fail haha =D
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# oops..


Still he shouldn't have parked illeagally.
(Robbiejuk, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)
# True story
In London (where else), they were painting double yellows in a street somewhere and lifted up all the parked cars with cranes while the lines were being painted, then when the lines were dry, they put the cars back down on the newly-painted double yellows and their drivers all got parking tickets.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# That's fantastic
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)
# haha, was just sent this and it made me laugh like a loon for ages.
CRAB BATTLE!!!
New and improved (it works now)

Dont think it's glasscock.
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:22, archived)
# mmm tea
edit: and hardly any crabs at all
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)
# I spotted one . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)
# FIXED
do not fret ye
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)
# but how will I ever master that amazingly jazzy Dm7 dim 4 chord?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)
# er
like, chop off one of the fingers on your right hand and surgically attach it to your left hand.


And, why are you throwing pizza at the SLC?
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Because of me
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Play it on a keyboard.
If it weren't for keyboards, music would still be stuck in the 18th century.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:28, archived)
# .. we also wouldn`t have ringtones....
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)
# ...especially not my Stockhausen ringtone
("Klavierstück III", for the record)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# I know it well...
isn`t that the one that goes BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# No.
Can't really describe how it does go, but it's a bit like a 30-second musical Jackson Pollock painting. MIDI file here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)
# If it weren't for Electric guitars
Music would still be stuck in the 1950's
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:31, archived)
# .. we also wouldn`t have had Busted ..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Or zep!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# or Bryan Adams
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Or Sabbath
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:37, archived)
# The eagles!
Not to mention
Moterhead
or
jimmi Hendrix
or or
System of a down
or Mars Volta
orororor
Iron Maiden
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Def Leppard, Bruce Wankstain, Billy Ray Cyprus, Heart..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Or led zepplin.

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# yeah, they frickin' rocked!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# What, you mean it'd all be serialism? Ye gods!....
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# by naming it properly
x
(I helped save b3ta! my mum, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# I just invented it
I can barely play Am never mind fancy jazz chords!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)
# You rhthym guitarists and your strats
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)
# get to fuck!
how dare you!

.. I can`t even play rhythm
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# at least you can spell it
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)
# What?!
It changed? Don't mess with my head like that.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Blocked at work
for sex acts (apparently)
(I helped save b3ta! Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)
# er
i would have put NSFW is it was NSWF. Its got nothing to do with sex acts*!



*no, seriously it dosnt
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Hehe
I saw that a while ago, it's ace


Eugh...CRAB BATTLE
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# OLIOLIOOOO !
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Profiterowl
(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)
# aaaahhhhh ah ah
top class
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:22, archived)
# I really really like that
W/Y/H/P
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Clever that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Pffft
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fuscous, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Feckin' Ace!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Hahaha
Thats great! Have a gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Brilliant.
Cute and tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# class in a glass
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# I do d(eclair),
that's an excellent pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# STOP IT!

Your pun gives me the (cream) horn!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)
# You tart!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# You Choux horned that one in . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Cobblers!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)
# You're beginning to crumble!

It's all (pavl)ova!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)
# Yes, I'll stop being so (st)rude(l).
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:37, archived)
# You'd better or I'll (Tirama)sue!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)
# (Pe)can (pie) you find it in your heart to forgive me?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Richard would love this, but I can't find him
has anyone spotted dick?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)
# I'm not sure where he is;
he's being as quiet as a mousse.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)
# he did say something about A Polish man
being stuck in the photocopier by his flash watch... Jam Rolly Polly he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Listen (sylla)bub!

you're pudding one over on me . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)
# muffin to do with me
I wasn't even here at the time
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)
# You pair of fruitcakes!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# (dund)ee (cake) started it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:54, archived)
# (Bake)well I'm off . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# I (fondent) fancy a break myself
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Yes, I'm in need of a (black for)rest (gateau).
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)
# I claim victori(a sponge)
in the name of Scotland
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)
# dough!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)
# doughnut blame me for all of this
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# (co)ok(ie)
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)
# hahaha!
superb 'shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Woo!
I particularly like the eye!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# hahah!
that made me laugh out loud
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Ooooh Matron
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Ned_SpecialFist, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)
# Pffft!
And Rolf's Mayo too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:30, archived)
# aaargh
(l4rd went back to his normal lurking on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
#

More
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)
# hoho! and this
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# That story is a tragedy
I must stock up on liqourice alsorts!

I can't decide wheter to try the fruit ones - I fear them, like berry 'jaffa' cakes. They're just not right!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# I din't like 'em . . .

They're for non-liquorice likers only . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)
# I feared that could be the case
Still, with any luck it'll only be the horrid blue and pink spotty alsrot line that's gone - then we can still have the rest of the pack!

As long as the coconutty ones are ok, I'm happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:29, archived)
# New pic

Click for wallpapery goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

Huzzah!

Thanks! He's great!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)
# 'lo Andrew!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:32, archived)
# I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# me neither . . .

Woo!

eep!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)
# From my record collection
(donotresus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Ouch
It burns it burns.

It does.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# bums! bums!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Haha!
Seamless!
(I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:23, archived)
# How's My Driving?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:13, archived)
# HA
that made me laugh out loud!!!

*gets strange looks from students*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# That car looks terrifyingly familiar.
I was stupid enough to get in a minicab in Clapham once that was actually a stolen car. Green 5-door Fiesta, came to rest against a lampost, just like that... where did you get the source pic from?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# There are 2 pics that appear to be of the same crash..
www.sizemore.co.uk/may03/carwreck1.jpg
www.sizemore.co.uk/may03/carwreck2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Fuck me! That is the car I was in!
I can't believe it.

It happened right here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=51.444229,-0.168575&spn=0.004471,0.008483&hl=en

On teh way back from teh Clapham Grand going to Wimbledon. I was terrified, the guy was off his face on class As and we couldn't get out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:26, archived)
# smily
it wouldn't work if that smile wasn't so glacid
(donotresus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Arf!
That's was shagging Anne Widdecombe does to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha!
he looks so pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)
# in Scottish it's common (in both senses) to use 'how?' as a substitute for 'why?'
thusly 'How am I driving?' takes on a whole new and more whiney meaning North of the border.

Woo yay.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Though he excelled in all academic fields


The other kids bullied him for being ginger!

Hah!!! Lightning fast *ahem* edit, don't you all look silly now?
(Freakish, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Why is he not looking at teacher?
Cane him!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Maybe he is
...and it's all the others that are misbehaving
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# There speaks a teacher . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)
# Very nice
how about flipping him horizontally so he's looking in the same direction as the others?

Edit: Hooray!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fuscous, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Because I'm skiving work...
And I don't have much talent?
(Freakish, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)
# Fair enough ;)
I'm having a quick skive writing this

So nice out, sigh.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! fuscous, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Oh noes!
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# *shakes hand vigorously*
excellent work yesterday, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Woo!
GOOD SHOT LAD!
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:22, archived)
# nearly forgot to woo!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)
# I think I can help Malcolm Glazer with his money problems
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)
# He really is one ugly fuck!
but I'd settle for his money 'problems'!

EDIT: *Calls Jamster* "I've found somewhere to put all your Crazy Frog Ads..."
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# haha
looks like he needs help with his spelling too
(stone the crows, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# my dyslexic shame
if I worried about that I would never post
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# +
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# posting an addvert
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:13, archived)
# OK, OK, spelling now corrected
jeeze
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)
# Arf!
Couldn't resist the wagon-of-bands.


I'll get my coat...
(I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)
# .

Akshul sighs
(andrewg, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:03, archived)
# that made me chorlte out loud
fair play
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)
# BA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# A sneaky reposter!
Hehe, but it's OK, cos it's funny. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)
# Shamefully
true
(andrewg, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Top class!
W/Y/H
(I helped save b3ta! Goldfish_, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)
# There's a sight for sore arse
Heheheh! Disturbingly nice!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)
# eeuuurrrgghh
but woo
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:14, archived)
# hahaha!
smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)
# exellent
made me spit my dinner all over my keyboard
(jasonx, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)
# I really did
laugh out loud!
(william_shatner, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Just think how long it takes for them to get that armour off o.O
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Simple, Cheap, Fast, Crap...and i know it ^ - ^
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:00, archived)
# heheheeh!
There are no toilets in Sci fi!

(cept in Lexx!)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)
# fibs!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# or
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)
# Or Even....
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)
# or even still
This is why they dont have toilets on the death start, Space cottaging

(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:23, archived)
# How do you think they flush? With no gravity and all?
....Very carfully ^ - ^
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:25, archived)
# Or


note exensive use of comic sans
(I helped save b3ta! The BrownHaze, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)
# hehehehehe
haha Not bad ^ - ^ (Note to self...steal that font...)
(I have imaginary friends, they're real people... I just imagine they're my friends! (>^.(>*_*)>, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Hurrah for Stormtroopers
Get my vote every time. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)
# Mebbe should have called it the crappily drawn low-hummus fisheman?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# ha ha ha
I just met a fireman who smelled strongly of fisherman's friends...

woo yay hoopla to you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:57, archived)
# . . . through the glory hole?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:58, archived)
# He probably sprayed him with his hose.
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:59, archived)
# Yay!

C- Big blue wobbly thing.

(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Shirley,
more of a big brown wobbly thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:59, archived)
#
A - the stuff farmers eat. Collectively know as a bail.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:59, archived)
# don't spoil them all . . . C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:01, archived)
#
B - an individual in an international group of pollen theives.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:01, archived)
# Damn you... you Professor, you.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:02, archived)
# oooh
this could get very strange
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:02, archived)
# B - Collects Pollen.
Might sting you.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:01, archived)
# ha ha
I like yours better!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:02, archived)
# D - Toadie's ex. Died. [Neighbours]
E - Part of colloquialism. 'E' By Gum.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:03, archived)
# e by gum
the new way to enjoy ecstacy!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)
# Pffft!
H - A sore part of the body.
I - A part of the body.
J K - Some kind of musical artiste.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:06, archived)
# L - where bad people go when they die
M - the bottom of your trousers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:07, archived)
# Damn you
*shakes fist*
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:07, archived)
# N - an adult lady chicken
O - a versatile exclaimation often coupled with My God, or to be endebted
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# P - To urinate.
Q- To stand in line.
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)
# R - the mainstay of pirate / farmer conversation
S - to move really fast in North East England
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# T - Dinner for common people.
U- Not me
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:13, archived)
# V - german inclusive collection of individuals
W - two people, not me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:14, archived)
# X- Female that should be avoided
Y - Exclamtion following DTH's 'anything goes' series.
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Z - the thing on top of z'neck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:16, archived)
# Yay.
We can stop now.

That was fun. Well played sir.
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)
# Woo yay
now all we have to do is photoshop them...

well played to you too madam
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)
# Yes, I did think of that.
I seems a bit similar to what Devil Duck's series though.

Plus I'm rubbish.
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:19, archived)
# L- Where you go when you die if you've been bad.
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:07, archived)
# N- A type of chicken.
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)
# X - laid by Ns
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# F U N E X?

/ronnies
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:14, archived)
# ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)
# four candles?
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:17, archived)
# That's my series knackered . . .

Thanks all!

it was gonna be another Anything Goes!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:07, archived)
# I tried to stop them
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)
# Hahaha! It's great!
I'm off out now chaps - ta-ra!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:08, archived)
# TTFN
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:11, archived)
# What? Anything Goes?

Everyone tried to stop them!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# Catastrophie averted then.
Horay :)
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:09, archived)
# F- To swear
G- Half a horse
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:05, archived)
# E, you pissed on my mind!
Mmmmm, warm!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:06, archived)
# E, a northern word
that preceeds all other words in a sentence!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)
# That mermaids live in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:02, archived)
# Yep, that's the bit I couldn't think of.
Well done.
(checkers, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:04, archived)
# Hehehehehe!
that took me longer than it should have!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:58, archived)
# arf!
u ... er, i, like it

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(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:59, archived)
# DOH!
It should have been 'J lost two friends at d!'

*slaps forehead*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:03, archived)
# Ow!
What was that for?
(Pseudonym, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:06, archived)
# sorry . . .
my aim is atrocious!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:10, archived)
# That's OK.
My ICQ is probably worse.
(Pseudonym, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Hahah, nice one Oddball
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:18, archived)
# ta.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:22, archived)
# The pun king
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:21, archived)
# *bows*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Teh coal punnage
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(I helped save b3ta! Signify, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
got it from the first question!

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# ...
teh punnage! Woo to you Sir
(I helped save b3ta! Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# HA HA HA
two puns in one!

Woo yay - you are prolific!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Haha
Fantastic punnage, Woo!
(Andy-, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:00, archived)
# hahahaha!

your place or mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:00, archived)
# haha
dirty 'ore
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Darned Wasps


Made this a while ago, but forgot to post it. Not really funny, mispelt and out of date.....I've sunk to a new low.
(I helped save b3ta! Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:54, archived)
# So infact... 'All the action several weeks after it happens'?
Hehehe, funny though! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:56, archived)
# .
Why thanks :P I heard it on the news, andf couldn't quite understand what I was hearing - Never really was a rugby fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 11:59, archived)
# Pfft!
fecking Wasps!

mutter, mumble Saints will 'ave you next season!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 12:01, archived)

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