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Very slow day....

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)

haha

nice

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)

Can they make the twunt Chavs opposite me currently playin speed gabba

glow and die, please? Please!? Ill pay!!

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

hahaha

excellent

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

central heating for kids

the less healthy way!

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)

Being a child of the eighties, everytime I see this play/movie,

I think of THAT video, or is it just me?

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)

Ptttttttttt!!

I spit on your grave.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)

gah that film was so utterly shit

I never understood what the hoohah was about. I've seen far more distasteful films than that.

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)

Yeah....

the bit where the pigs turn into politicians is rubbish.....
*pretends to completely miss the point of this thread*

(Pearly Pearl, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

Nope

But henceforth i shall always think of Paul Schofield buggering a pig.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)

I think

its Patrick

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)

"Make it squeal, number one."

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)

I thought it was Andre Agassi

Steffi Graf scrubs up well doesn't she?

(Pearly Pearl, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:24, archived)

Indeed

I too remember the days when the talk of the animal farm porno went round the schoolyards.

Fuck I'm old

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)

I saw it!

And once you've seen it,
you can't un-see it! :(

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)

Yikes!

the old man & the pig, or the woman/horse/condom - I'm not sure which disturbed me more!

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

But the BIG question is

WHY did we watch it!?

(WHY, WHY, WHY!!??)

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

Spong!

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Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)

Haha, SPONG!

Scary Mary?

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:15, archived)

pigs eyes

hahaha

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:20, archived)

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giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

Yay!

W/Y/H!

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Megalowho? feeds beefburgers to swans, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

hahahaha

well done that man

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)

All Hail King Mort!

Yaytastically Wooish Mr. Panowie!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:12, archived)

What about a

'cream cakes out' arrow?

(afrayed, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)

Production is halted for lavatory breaks.

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giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)

Cunning!

And how rude of me for not saying how smashing your picture is.

(afrayed, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)

hahaha i like that

he's a scarf knitting MACHINE

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

hahahahahhahahahahahahha

*snort*

hahahahahah!

brill.

(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 19:49, archived)

compo related repostage

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)

Punderful

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)

more compo stuff

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

You may want to cpmpo that one.

;)

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)

doh

thank you mysterious stranger

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)

Chortle!

Was thinkin peperami's, but...

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)

ewwwwww.

i didn't want THOSE nuts =(

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)

hahahah

nice

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:30, archived)

Some restaurant menus call them Nun Bread

the ones that can't spell that is...
woo anyway

(Pearly Pearl, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

hahahaha

brilliant

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:28, archived)

Has this been done??

Not sure if its been done before, but thought i would do one as work is slow! (its an EYE-pod!) Sorry about the terrible joke!

(Andi "Monster" Currie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

i don't care if it's bindun

that's very pretty regardless =) woo!

the question is, how long did you spend choose which of the 19 songs would give you the most amount of coolness in the company of b3ta?

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)

I think someone did a

'japs eye' pod, but, you know, it was NSFW.

woo to yours anyhow

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Liquid Crystal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)

I like the joke!

Execution is a little flawed,
but non the less, woo!

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)

can we just stop talking

about capitol punishment!

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Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

Is it capitol?

I thought it was capital?

Mind, not sure I've ever had
need to write it B4

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..wil, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)

depends!

Capital if it is death on a stick (or injections, hangin, drawn and quartered)
And capitol! if it was a good idea

(Andi "Monster" Currie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:16, archived)

haha!

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Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:19, archived)

Hehe

..I did the art for that album.

(Hamstar, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:32, archived)

bindun thismorniing

only with an even more punnage sqew

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The BrownHaze, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 14:45, archived)

in other news today

police clashed with criminals

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Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

ARGH!

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)

i'd wear it

but not in front of that wall

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)

I love it when a plan comes together. With a nice Chianti.

Yes, people die in this version. Lots of them.

(dognutz, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)

Hooray for the A-Team and their flesh eating leader

(Pearly Pearl, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:23, archived)

ahahahahahaa

very good

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:33, archived)

Geldof's new money maker

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Darryn.R, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)

ha!

woo! that's good that is

Also, lack of frog face renders this not-annoying. Hurrah!

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)

but geldof's face replaces that lack of annoying

with different annoying

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)

ahhh

there is that

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

well, you say that

woo pic though

(fred dibnah saved my life, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)

smaller tackle.

but woo.

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)

damn

fine !

woo!

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)

splendid.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)

Woo and yay

but...

Sick'em Mittens!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)

yarrrrrr

the cat is god !

(I_am_B, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)

Jamster

supports Give Us Your Fucking Money

so why not?

Love the way you did the lips!

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)

hahah

nice

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:29, archived)

repost for comp

(captain barnacle, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)

And so starts the

repost festival

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Dr. trouser, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)

*sigh*

WHYYY POST IT AGAIN?! IT WONT WIN! AND IF WE'VE SEEN IT BEFORE WE DONT WANT TO FOOKING SEE IT ANOTHER ARSING TIME!

aaah i've just got up i'm feeling grumpy..

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)

*ejaculates in face*

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

*enjoys*

aaah stress relief courtesy of bukkake

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)

i haven't seen it before.... arses.

and I like it... so ner.

WOO YAY to you sir... don't listen to these
biscuit-fingers who think they own the board.

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Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

mmm biscuit fingers...

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:17, archived)

woo

my profiles fucked

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)

yep. looks pretty borked.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)

Cheers

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Cosmo Smallpiece Nickers Nackers Knockers, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:59, archived)

i think the image placeholders

look pretty in a line

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)

well, there is that.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

i thought he was being ironic

illustrating a recent lack of hummus

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)

Thalidomide orangutans find climbing difficult

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Dr. trouser, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:54, archived)

Oh my

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)

a ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)

Lawks.

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Comma, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)

Pfft!

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)

poor little fella.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)

hahahaahahaha

that's hilarious.

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Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)

Chortle!

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100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)

An ongoing saga of no minor proportions!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)

(Coca Hogg, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:22, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE

"Inside the factories. How do they really make X?"

What really goes on inside factories? Show us the teams of orang-utans that make biscuits and the little pixies that wee into fizzy drink bottles. Use photoshop and post your explanations on the messageboard.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)

oh no !! ... something's wrong at the animal factory ...

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oCo, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)

I heartily approve

of this kind of thing.

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Mystery_Bob, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)

why, thank you Bob.

I miss your moving background based animations

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oCo, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)

thats

great

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

bunch of arse

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)

i like

that monkey.

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Sunshine Elephant, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)

i hope to god

there are more than 5 source pics for production lines, or i'll go mental by wednesday

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MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)

This ^^^

In spades.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)

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scott,, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:01, archived)

hahha , 'this^^'

as they say

woo

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Liquid Crystal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:07, archived)

s'got my

vote ... v good

(dr dolittle, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 0:03, archived)

co-op ginger beer, a Monkey beer variant?

i say this only because to me it looks like the monkey beer a little

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Sellers funkie not junkie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)

I'm sure that says "finger beer"

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)

pesky graphic designers

bah

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)

It's just...

...I'm trying...

...really...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)

were you being bummed as you typed that?

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)

I just saw your profile

It's very.......well, burburry.

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)

so`s his cock

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)

and you should know.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:54, archived)

sophisticated, i thought.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)

Why would I be typing a post on b3ta if I was being bummed?

Man, I know I have a high post count but you must really think I have no concept of how to enjoy myself...

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)

..having your nip nips plucked?

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)

TJ: Talking of bumming

glasscock?

BBC youth dictionary

(fred dibnah saved my life, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)

bum - to enjoy something: "he bums that game so much". And there are levels of bummage - to really like something is to "bum it blue", but "he bummed it black" means he used to like it but has since gone off it.

i think they may have the wrong end of the stick there.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)

Jaffa cakes

and tea?

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)

This

I'm back in teh motherland soon teh Neville! Can I come round and have some tea?

And Jaffas if you're offering

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Certaimly

I've got a fantastically stocked teashelf too, I realised the other day. Every time I've gone to the shops, I've bought some more random tea-product. It soon builds up

img297.echo.cx/img297/1262/teashelf3js.jpg

No jaffas though, I've eaten them all.

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The Neville What what what, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

*Steals Whittards Lemon Tea*

*runs*

/mmmm Lemony!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:08, archived)

hmm, it does a bit. Similar fontage?

On a different note, anyone know why my pal can't see the FP? When he tries, he gets a box popping up wanting to either save or open a file called 'b3ta' from www.b3ta.com. Even if he unchecks the 'ask me this every time' box, it still does.

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)

I think emptying his internet cache might

fix it.

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oCo, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)

I tell you what!

I never had any problems like this with my etch-a-sketch!

www.dgrmm.net/dilbert-etch.jpg

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)

i got that using I.E. too..

but switching to maxthon fixed it.

(don't even think of telling me firefox is the best. it takes 15 fucking minutes to load a page)

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Matt-tastic-centric, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:04, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)

arf

arf

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)

i think marty mcfly may have wandering around there

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)

ERK:

never mind the footprint, that horn worries me.

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Hoagie, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 13:21, archived)

Spack attack for Zak (government approves windfarms)

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)

ha ha ha

i want tony's hat!

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)

fantastic!

but where`s Tony`s sweat? for he is a sweat merchant

edit: hahhaaahh you don`t do things by half, Patrick Burger Breath

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)

true.

there should be a waterfall in his arm-pit.

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:48, archived)

Arf!

Top shoppery.

(Andy-, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:50, archived)

*sends to Sport*

60 quid and counting....

he he, that is truly ace

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)

hahahaha !

woo!

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)

pre-emptive compo entry

if X didn't exist ...

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)

*groan*

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tipassoi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)

yay! a response.

I thought that one would pass on.

Actually, I was hoping it would.

You bastard!

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Frumbert has no sig, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:43, archived)

do I look fat in this ?

(burger breath, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)

I presume

IE would just have 'red ' then

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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)

hahaha!

and we would all be still going out with the
first person we dated

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Purple Onion, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)

arrrghhh!!

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)

Haha

Also if X didn't exist-

(Andy-, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:47, archived)

oh christ

*SPANG SPANG SPANG*

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Reckless_Rik, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)

Click for New T shirt Design

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beaubodor blogless, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)

Hahaha

Perfect.

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durbster durbster.co.uk, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)

Thats a bit good! made me chuckle

woo!

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)

Hahaha

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DogHorse plop, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)

spot on

woo yay !

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Darryn.R, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:37, archived)

Fantastic.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)

hee hee

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FatherJack /me belms, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:39, archived)

ha ha!

excellent!

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100% of Gibbon, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)

cat smoothies

(tubeman trousers, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:34, archived)

DEVIL HEAD!

ALL CAPS!

OMG LOLL0RZ!!!111two

/Jaffa Cake overload

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:35, archived)

put it up to 11 and take the lid off!

Instant cat wallpaper

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spacehog, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:36, archived)

Yummy!

Have a Tim Vincent smoothie to wash that down

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:38, archived)

personally

I vote for this one

I mean, I know we're not actually voting, but, you know...

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Liquid Crystal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)

mmm... tasty

Woo!

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tipassoi, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:40, archived)

woo hoo!

I get to do this:

Its a pearost, lol!!11!!

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Liquid Crystal, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:51, archived)

IT'S PETER'S FUCKING MENTALSON YOU CUNTS

*cries*

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:27, archived)

I don't get it.

The Wesley Snipes Celebrity Pun Archive

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giant_squid, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:41, archived)

your archive is genie arse

thats peter mandelson, with his mental son

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Fri 10 Jun 2005, 12:44, archived)

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