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#
Hosted by Madness Temple
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
# *laughs*
*falls over*
*hears mocking laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)
# *pushes Rik over*
*laughs*

woah nelly!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)
# hahah
but fat people need laughing at anyway, bloody waste of space they are.
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)
# That's one of the twelve not-so-deadly sins!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)
# you sir, are a racist
or whatever the equivalent of being racist to fat people is
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)
# Lardist?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
# Sizist
.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)
# waistist
(Meta4, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)
# You as well...
heh heh - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
You cruel, cruel being.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)
# Ha!
Fat people are like weeble wobbles...

/weebles
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
# I made an ikkle little pixel me
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
# This seems to be all teh rage.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
# its for the pixel party
coming soon...
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Serious?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Yes,
but i kanny remember who's party
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)
# Oucheh
I believe
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)
# that would be her
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
# coo
rect
um
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)
# Oucheh's
But they've not been about today, and I'm itching to post my pixel drawing (even though it's crap).
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
# in the nick of time
she cometh home
** current pixel-party count 67**
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)
# "Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?"

"Bidi bidi bidi piss off"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)
# Pffft!
And a bit crap
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)
# Maybe a bit GC by now given the speed of b3ta but...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4725279.stm
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
# "Bidi bidi bidi piss off"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:19, archived)
# How phallic.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)
# this made me....
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Gay?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)
# yes!
i am now gay because of that pic
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)
# black?
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)
# this too
i am now black and gay
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)
# And syphilitic?
Please be syphilitic!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
# ok
i am also the second coming *snigger*
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)
# i read 'snigger' wrong then
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)
# teh carlton dance!
dammit will!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)
# here.....
where be Dr Theopolis?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Hehe
I am liking that.

The thought of him saying that to Buck Rogers is great :o)

Much woo!
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
# Cut out and Kill Shane Warne
Number 3 in the series...


clicktobiggify

If anyone makes it - email me some pics of you abusing it.. klwredalfrec.k

Thanks x


(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Yay!
I still have my Shipman atop my computar
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)
# *sells your address to deadly spammers for 10p*
Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:04, archived)
# nips onto your profile
nicks yours, AND his and sells on for 30p

brill..

I can buy a bag of Tayto cheese & onion now...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Hoisted by my own petard!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)
# email
spam protected email...
http://www.schechtel.de/email-protect/[email protected]
sells your ass for 50p

(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)
# ah fucksocks
look what you made me do...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Now THAT'S powerful wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Is that all you think about, young lady?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)
# This, and you.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:11, archived)
# *goes all shy*

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Pfft
you've obviously never seen a b3ta bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)
# Reminds me of that oft-told schoolboy joke
which ends "mummy, mummy I was wanking and I shot the dog"
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)
# yes
but he can throw balls at sticks in such away as english people struggle to hit it
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:09, archived)
# must be his own now...
coz one of those .38 bullets got him in the nads...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:10, archived)
# On now a rebuttal:
Quote from todays Sun Herald (Melb. Aust.)
"I suggest the England selectors exhume the remains of David Jardine.
That way, they could at least show their tema what a backbone once looked like."
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)
# David?
isnt it Douglas Jardine?
ruddy Aussies..
(puts on DVD of Bodyline)
(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)
# Sorry mate,
thats what it said in the libellous rag we call a daily!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
# aha
BB gun targets!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:13, archived)
# i tried to throw a cricket ball at it, but i missed...
curse my englishness...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:17, archived)
# LOL
LOLLOLOLOLOL
(DrTchock reporting live from the White Chocolate Farm, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
# To celebrate 300 posts
I give you a photo I took earlier today*. I promise that this will be my one and only attempt at reality.



* This may well prove not to be true.
(Von Trapp, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Congratulations
Looks more realistic than the other one.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)
# whoa!
no way! that HAS to be real!
(Meta4, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)
# look out sharks, BOB's in town
Muahahahahaha BOB! is the new fear
(dicksdickson, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Where are the bridge and helicopter...
...it cant be real
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
# They're up there^^
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)
# But that looks more like a....
...well, i dont know what it looks like.
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)
# An iron with arms?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)
# actually
its a shark's head with feathers and scorpion claws, im pretty new at photoshop even though i signed up ages ago, my computer was away to get fixed and updated so i havnt used photoshop in a while

/edit:im new to b3ta so whats with this shark-helicopter-bridge malarkey?
(dicksdickson, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:06, archived)
# Stick around long enough and you'll find out
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:14, archived)
# I've been here for months
and I'm still not sure
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:15, archived)
# Its a picture
of a shark, helicopter and bridge that was sent around the web with the caption, "is it real?"

Thus, any picture remotely resembling this piture is asked, "is it real?", and indeed, some people craft their own copies of the Is It Real pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:18, archived)
# aaaah
i gets it now!!!woo to you
(dicksdickson, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
# This
www.snopes.com/photos/animals/shark.asp
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)
# oh
this is bob (rubbish because im new)
BOB!!!
(dicksdickson, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)
# Saw kezza's post
And decided to poast this pile of smeg:



I can't draw.
(Ukatoton, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
# It am domo!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)
# Yay!
Thats rather cute.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
# One down, one to go...
(I Go To The Co-Op Every Day with a talking sock, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)
# Erm
Woo?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)
# I'm not sure (shank)...
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)
# Thats genius
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)
# Arf
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:53, archived)
# ahaa!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)
# hahahahahahhahahah
he is a legend!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:16, archived)
# nu uh


Orangespace DeviantArt
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
# You am skayree.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
# never tell eh?
** beckons over offering sweets.......
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
# .
*takes sweets and never tells*
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)
# thatsaluvvlybitofartwork
isay

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)
# whey
thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:23, archived)
# Yay, I like that!
Hooray for cute + a bit scary :)
(SarahBear, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:02, archived)
# That is quite wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Mr. Penguin has been to a photographers

but he ran away before he had to pay

Edit: now with reduced hugeness
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)
# did he burn down the photographers?
berry woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
# yes
once he had been on a shooting spree down the local nursery
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
# looks a bit like mort
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
# i shall paint him pink
and to a mort tribute.... one day
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)
# how've you made a jpeg that big 200 kb?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Upload goat.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
# i have no idea...
first time using photoshop, still not got the hang of exportness

Edit: there, reduced it in good ol' psp
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
# ooooo
i kjnow that penguin. doesnt it come with an icecream or summin!??
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
# it did indeed
and he has been on adventures (in the profiiiile)
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)
# It was called punky
And I always used to buy them when I went to denmark.

They were brill
(Ukatoton, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:56, archived)
# indeed, punky the penguin
and the waitress in the packed pub seemed to enjoy bringing it over :D
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)
# Where did you get it?
and do they still sell them?

I want the penguin now!
(Ukatoton, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)
# somewhere my parents took me
that they refer to as "the inn at shardlow" so i am assuming it is a pub somewhere in shardlow near a canal.... don't ask where shardlow is i have no idea, but they sell three types of these, the other two were monsters i think
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)
# I got one
When i was in denmark too :)
I think you could get them in some places in Sweden too...
(Leroj, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
# I Hate Neighbours!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
# where are we rolling to?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
# not down bloody Ramsay St
thats for sure!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
# I am
merely swaying slightly.
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# shush you'll only arouse me
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
# everybody loves
evil neighbours
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
# You're just a miserable git
Neighbours is one of the better soaps on TV at the mo, second only to Corrie
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# wee in Lasseters lake!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
# On my way home ok!
I drive pass there everday to and from to work!
/shudder!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:46, archived)
# you should go around abusing the set..
1)take pictures

2)send to b3ta newsletter

3)become a legend
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)
# I was thinking that on my tea break...
(as soon as the security guards are gone!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:54, archived)
# I stopped watching it two years ago
Everyone who has seen it though, should watch this (reposted from last night):

The following link is to the most bewilderingly surreal thing I've ever seen. At some media awards in Australia, Neighbours recieve some award and suddenly everything turns into what looks like a particularly insane dream of the world's heaviest LSD abuser.

Proof that the universe does not make sense
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
# this better be good
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)
# If by good you mean 'deeply disturbing'
Then yes.

(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
# What
The
Fuck
did I just watch?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)
# What the hell
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:07, archived)
# Best bit of that:
They didn't let Nathalie 'Izzy' Basingthwaite down off the swing.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:52, archived)
# Yeh, I noticed that
At the end she was still just hanging there up next to the lighting rig.

In the scale of things though, it's not particularly odd. Not compared to Harold Bishop rapping anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)
# she's probably still there

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
# did she say?
"we both had a bong with this years inductee"
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
# hahahah what the fuck!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:55, archived)
# Would that have made more sense if I'd ever seen the show?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:57, archived)
# No.
I think it's actually more surreal if you're familiar with Neighbours.
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
# Were the dancers characters
or just dancers?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:00, archived)
# I'm not sure
I haven't seen it for two years, which doesn't help. I think it was a mix of actors from the show and just dancers.
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)
# They were all members of the cast.
And I thought it was pretty cool to be honest, if a little cheesy.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:03, archived)
# but they left out Lou Carpenter
he looked proper pissed off...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Erm
I'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)
# WOO!
and that was purely for the NIN t-shirt, that and I really like that guy
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
# neighbours is the best thing
on television. although it does have its bad moments
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)
# Compare it to East Enders though
which is just one big long bad bit
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)
# Weird...
they talk a bit like kittins ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:48, archived)
# No reason.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
# What the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:50, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:05, archived)
# I hate that guy so much
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:08, archived)
# Do not pass ..... Suspicious items.....
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Pffft!
www.b3tards.com/uploads/terroropoly4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Relevant Repost
from a long time ago...

Due to recent "operational losses", terrorist organisations need your support more than ever.
(I helped save b3ta! JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# As a Muslim i do find that offensive
Please remove it
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# Thatsno Muslim!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
# As an athiest
with a sense of humour, I find it amusing and intend to leave it exactly where it is.
(I helped save b3ta! JugglerJAF It's curtains for you.Lacy gently wafting curtains, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:40, archived)
# Allah will strike his vengeance down upon you zionist infidel!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# can i have some of that action?
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# Pay per view
Its a one off £14.99 fee
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
# New crimes are invented everyday :
.
NEWS

Low Hummus Warning
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# TJ:
funny names!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogoz, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
# "Dildo is situated in a deep narrow cove"
Haha, you couldn't make it up
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:38, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
# I really thought
that was a joke.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
# arf
i still do
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Pffft!
Our community of Dildo is situated in a deep narrow cove at the entrance point of Dildo Arm, Dildo and South Dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:41, archived)
# Oh lord...
you have any pictures of the kittens?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# Coming soon...
Watch this space !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Shazah!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Aphex's face is practically a corporate logo


- taken about 8 years ago at an 01d-9k0O| lan party. I fuckn kicked arse at Quake 1 biatchz
(Vectrex, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:28, archived)
# looking good
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
# all it needs is a red and white striped jumper and woolly hat...
"He's THERE"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
# You are Richard D James
if he studied chemistry
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
# ^this
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)
# You're a single man arent you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:30, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)
# This made me laugh
funny because it is probably true!
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# now what could give you that impression?
(Vectrex, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Run!
It's Egon from the Ghost Busters
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:34, archived)
# "Don't cross the beams"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
# in fact
I am single. What a coinincidence. I simply tell myself that 'they' are all sluts and bitches and I feel on top 'o the world *dons tophat*
(Vectrex, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:36, archived)
# You aren't far off with that
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:37, archived)
# yes
I forgot that some are whores
(Vectrex, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)
# Sadly
too few.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
# Oooo!
Just thought I'd mention I'm liking your music and your strange Minority Report stylee sequencer thingy!
(SarahBear, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:44, archived)
# haha
and I like your funkn animimal house
(Vectrex, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:25, archived)
# I have a photo like that somewhere.
Goddamn, another chance to get my face in this compo...

I've got the hair and crap beard for it too.

Edit:


*shaves*
(I helped save b3ta! Trinosaur, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:12, archived)
# Fack.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:25, archived)
# haha
I laughed out loud at that one:

Windows 95 and 98 are the worst operating systems ever - 100% fact!
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
# come come
don't forget windows 3.1
(Vectrex, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Erm
Windows ME?
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:31, archived)
# I have not
had the pleasure of working with Windows 3.1 but I hear it's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! The Angel Frog, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Oh Noes!
lazy bloody machine...
That's the same reason it wont run my messenger explorer anything
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)
# aye
They're Crap OSs
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:29, archived)
# You
dont know how right you are
(dicksdickson, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)
# ?


(whatsinaname, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)
# Awrf!
It's micra for aww and arf
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Any idea what this/these are?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:17, archived)
# french
!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Scary Fuck-Off Bugs.
Next...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# haha this^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# its a jpeg
!!!!
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Funky and creepy
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Well, for one
they're mating
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:18, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)
# Bugs

*opens troosers*

Any idea what this is? *winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# crabs
next
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# *Looks*
Is it a worm?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Dont be silly
Worms are far bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
# *squints*
What what is?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:22, archived)
# yes
i believe when i was younger i stole some out of the nature reserve and kept them in an ice cream tub and let them die... i think it was them anyway
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:19, archived)
# No,
but from the colours I'd say they were from the early 90s.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha
(schnurricane, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)
# They're a type of day moth from southern Europe.
Saw a red and black one in my garden over a month ago. Mine didn't have spots though.
(Wario, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:30, archived)

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