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# Is it just me?


Without being shopped, does Laura Sanchez look like a victim of The Joker?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:45, archived)
# that's been shopped
as any fule can see

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
# well i can't see any seems
so its must be real
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:49, archived)
# there's no shark, bridge or helicopter so it can't be real
but even apart from that, look at her right ear for example

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:50, archived)
# bridge etc
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:49, archived)
# are you sure?
it doesnt look shopped to me!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Zeh lies!!1
Lies! I shall fling rasins at you until you apologize!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:53, archived)
# mmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:50, archived)
# WOO.. teh B3TANS are coming!
www.b3tards.com/uploads/B3tans_@_Times.jpg

*sos for girth, i thought it was worth it!

*edit* - size has always been a problem of mine... opps
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# BIGGER!
Also, you posted all of that just because it said "teh"?

Oh well!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:48, archived)
# yes
yes i did...

i'll get my coat
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Fucking right you will!
Now don't come back here untill you've had a big old serving of Hummus!

Oh No! Clive is coming to re-fluff me! Aaaahhh!



Awwww! Ok. You can stay!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:55, archived)
# what the fuck is this?
someone please explain

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:49, archived)
# faq is what you need
"For file size, a still image will rarely need to be over 50KB"
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:50, archived)
# How do I use
html to make a picture smaller? I can;t find it in teh FAQ. Thanks Mongy!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:56, archived)
# honest
img src="imagepath" width="x" height="y"
edit/ like this

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:03, archived)
# haha- you hate that
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:58, archived)
# yes i do
bloody wankers "but its's only 80k"


no fucking need
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:59, archived)
# you grumpy bastard!
you need porky porky
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:03, archived)
# Didn't say you weren't unjustified
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:04, archived)
# repost whore
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Absolutely
Fantastic.

Have a good serving of woo, go on, take it...


...TAKE IT!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# ha

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:52, archived)
[challenge entry] if games were real, jet set willy would get abso-fucking-lutely everywhere.


/old repost for compo
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# strangely reminiscent of robocop 2
WOO!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:35, archived)
# CAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

there`s a "new" Robocop series on cable at the minute.. I watched a bit of it last week and couldn`t figure out what the fuck was going on

spoon-bending psychics and millions of Robocops and stuff
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:37, archived)
# aaaaaaaand
have you noticed that robocop doesnt shoot anyone these days

its apparently bad for the kids to see him kill people
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:42, archived)
# they leave that to the Met these days ....

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# *injects some Nuke*

COR!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:04, archived)
# The Special Files......they might be in the safe.......
Gonna work on this over the weekend: A Pipingrad 'Game'.....

Bigger
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:26, archived)
# Could
be good.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:27, archived)
# Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
set sail to the floatin' island, we're gonna get ourselves the special treasure.

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:27, archived)
# this!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# what kind of game?
something like hapland... ? i loves the hapland
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# What's 'Hapland'?
?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)
# it's
[ www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland/ ]
[ www.foon.co.uk/farcade/hapland2/ ]

click things happen what not stuff. ..
completed 1 not the second though
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# Anyone who compleated that is far too good for my liking
and must tell me how the fuck they did it.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# spoiler
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
# For some reason nothing happens when I click links to play the first one
how about the second one?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:41, archived)
# Wasn't it that super photoshopped
flash game sort of like a simplified myst/zork game? Used music from an episode of black books i think.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# I can see pipingrad in that game
So JJ what's your game going to be like?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:44, archived)
# Escape Pipingrad.
.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:47, archived)
# ah
that's cleared that up!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:49, archived)
# Sorry.....
Escape Pipingrad through exploring it. It's really just an aimless wander. Not really a 'game'.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:51, archived)
# well put me down for 2
Hmm beer oclock have a good weekend all
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:55, archived)
# .
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:35, archived)
# Another shot....
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:36, archived)
# Coo this might be the 2nd game I will play on the PC
The only "game" I play is notepad invaders.. with the sound off :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Sega never stood a chance
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:25, archived)
# Haha!
the Ecco comment makes it!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Now now
They've done well whoring themselves off to any passer-by.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Toejam & Earl!
A sad end to two of gamings all time greatest heroes *sobs*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:46, archived)
# ^this
dap dap dabba daa dap dap dabba daaa
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:00, archived)
# Ecco is a dolphin,
which are mammals and can breathe in air.



Hah!
(, Mon 29 Aug 2005, 11:41, archived)
# just for drunkenoaf... because I'm bored.


(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:24, archived)
# Wow!
Thank you.

This will further piss off my brother, (gajintendo)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 23:31, archived)
# Top Pimp... izzle
The sordid truth of Top Cat is revealed


What seams?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)
# pffft
i bet that's off the same site Chump came from!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)
# I don't know why!

Its made entirely in paint though.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:20, archived)
# where are
all the little men going? ..
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:21, archived)
# they're running round the back,
up the hill and traveling back down in the cable car again!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)
# to visit the legendary wank monkey
;)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:25, archived)
# Non.
Non. Non. Non. Nno. Nous n'aurons pas le singe qui les plaisirs lui-même.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:26, archived)
# ?
umm err okay ....
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)
# pffft singe looks like minge!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:38, archived)
#


(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)
# have to change my epitath ...
'The wank Monkey Man'
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:30, archived)
# at least people will remember you!
unlike that princess thingie... you know, the one who was a whore
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:35, archived)
# hahahahaahaha
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:35, archived)
# running away
from the volcano ash?



Woo, nicely done anim
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# ^^^^^
Aha ha ha ha nice!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:33, archived)
# They live in the cave under the tree
So I figure they're going home.
+ It was the end of the day at work so I was probably influenced by wanting to leave.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:32, archived)
# paintastic!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:22, archived)
# what's the hurry?
Where's everyone going? woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:22, archived)
# Cutey.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:22, archived)
# ENTIRELY in paint?
it does animations...?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:24, archived)
# Ok all the frames are paint
Animation shop took care of the assembling.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Good god!
That cable car is doubling it's passengers in size!!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:27, archived)
# Thats because the bottom bit
is closer. Perspective see!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:31, archived)
# These... are small....
the ones over there... are far away.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:45, archived)
# Topical?
as topical as a tube of anusol.



(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick Mario... save the princess!

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Hahahahaha,
is mario drunk?

woo
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# this will not end well
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)
# Fucking great
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha, quick, use the tunnel to escape!
Wootastic animating there :)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)
# Then
don't stop talking about how it happened in the tabloids for 50 years to come!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:21, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)
# hahaha !
the white fiat !
watch out for the white fiat !
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# hehe
red shell! red shell!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:21, archived)
# yay!~ splendid
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:21, archived)
# Redexes
:(
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha!
That's perfect
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] mm.. fresh
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:08, archived)
# nice one
Flaming hypocrite hippies taking any medicine etc. grumble grumble
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:09, archived)
# yes
let`s generalise shall we?

;)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:11, archived)
# People who generalise are all narrow-minded.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:14, archived)
# but what about the wood that holds up their paper banners?
from trees which are cut down and the poor animals lose their homes!

they should write on their foreheads in piss
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:15, archived)
# maybe it`s an old table leg being reused
until they get home, at which point they can re-build their occasional table

(occasional table, occasional banner support)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)
# That, or complain about them
killing *people* by holding up life-saving research.
Ayway, can't be arsed to bitch about em any further.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:26, archived)
# As a slight threadjack
Does anyone know the meme name for the super fat spacking kid on the couch?
Trying to search glassco.cx for it but I dont know where to start.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:11, archived)
# she starred in DONKEY PORN!
edit: found it!
mysite.freeserve.com/headstaggers/donkeypr0n.swf

just waiting on the DNS changes so I can link to my site again
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Do you mean this one:

If yes, then, no I don't.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:16, archived)
# that`s the donkey porn loving BEEEEETCH
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# I want that image too
but the original..
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# I have a copy of it at home somewhere.. which is probably no use
if you remind me over the weekend I`ll have a squizz for it
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# found it


/smaller than i remember...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:22, archived)
# what the hell is it anyway? he or she?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:26, archived)
# equally as androgynous as Munter
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:33, archived)
# Maybe it grown of out a gender, and became Asexual...
/Guess
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:35, archived)
# WOO! CHEERS
Thanks for the offer Rik any who..

is your version bigger then this one?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:33, archived)
# yip
I think it`s teh original.. as featured in thon there flash animation up thonder ^
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# That would be woo if you post it
If you do post it later on and I'm not on, I'll glassco.cx you or something..

Thanks in advance anyhoo!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:36, archived)
# I cannot
look at that without pissing myself!!!! So so goood...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Thats
her/him?

:)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# fat kid
rooooooooocks anyone got any more pix please
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:34, archived)
# when i downloaded a gif
the file was named "miko.gif"

dunno if that helps
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Tank ye
Kind sirrah.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# ahahaha, i loved that game as a kid
i'm off to uni, everyone! take care :-)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Lets play Whos That Girl!!


Whos that girl?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:07, archived)
# Cameron Diaz.
AICMFP
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:08, archived)
# mind pisssss...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:09, archived)
# bah
my idea for a compo is obviously far too easy.

wd
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# what about
doing a pic with your eyes closed, then we have to guess what it was meant to be?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:28, archived)
# Susie "Acid Bath" McChair?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:08, archived)
# hah ha ahhahahaaha
!!!!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:12, archived)
# AYCYFP?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:12, archived)
# I`ll see whether or not I was right ;)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:14, archived)
# your ma?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:09, archived)
# what on earth is FSM?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:11, archived)
# Fucking Sign Mentalism
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:13, archived)
# Felch Some Monkeys
...of course
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:14, archived)
# Fellate Simon Mayo?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Fondle some melons
Flying Spaghetti Monster - google for it.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)
# googled its
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# sounds a bit gay
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:20, archived)
# No...
... I mean literally google for 'flying spaghetti monster' - that's what FSM actually stands for.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:49, archived)
# cameron diaz
aicfp!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:09, archived)
# Danny LaRue
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# Cameron Diaz
AICMFfff ahh bollox!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:37, archived)
[challenge entry] WAR... what is it good for?







...throwin fookin tortoise (say it, say it, say it)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Princess now works in Amsterdam
after her dad disowned her
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:02, archived)
# Figures,
no one could have believed after the 3rd time that the "kidnapped" thing was anything but a ruse to go and shag bowser rotten.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:03, archived)
# i would
the princess has pert little titties
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:05, archived)
# wahey
*fumbles in pockets for money*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:04, archived)
# ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE
yewdonavtoputondatredlite
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:08, archived)
# :¬)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:09, archived)
# not to mention making friends with too many shrooms
some of which have cute faces and talk.

(top hummus, woo!)
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:11, archived)
# ..new proposed t shirt
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:01, archived)
# my idea for a tshirt
linky

dont correct my spelling or i'll kill tori spelling
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:02, archived)
# I want one
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:04, archived)
# print it out
then iron it on






a badgers arse
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:05, archived)
# sure
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:11, archived)
# works a treat!
that should see the badger arse shirt industry take off
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:16, archived)
# you're
*wants tori spelling dead*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# its your fault
on your head be it

(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)
# *bums rich corpses*
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:03, archived)
# haha
go for it!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:09, archived)
# pfffft
I'd buy it.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Nasa would save billions...
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:56, archived)
# hahaha
excellent game, excellent post
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:58, archived)
# heh
have a woo.
i loikes that.
ah jetpac where are you now?
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:58, archived)
# Hehe
I remember this game
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 15:59, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:08, archived)
# Brilliant.
Jetpac was one of the best games of the 80s.
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:01, archived)
# argh brill'
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:03, archived)
# winner!
that`s friggin` great!
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:03, archived)
# Excellent!
and woo
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:05, archived)
# oh my thats great!
w/y/h
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 16:19, archived)
# you sir
Are a genius
(, Fri 26 Aug 2005, 17:59, archived)

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