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# Not too original, but I liked it...
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:30, archived)
# nice


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:31, archived)
# Yay, computer punnage
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:34, archived)
# haha
*geeks*
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:36, archived)
# Who
is Alan?
(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Excellent...
I like the way you have changed their names too, to stop any law suites ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Simply splendid
Absolutely top hole!
(LunaticInTheHall, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:58, archived)
# Marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:04, archived)
# Tee hee
Crazy fool.
(I helped save b3ta! milkybarnick is calming down Boris on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:24, archived)
# And and?

(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:49, archived)
# N'ragh!?
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:27, archived)
# stupid fat neville

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)
# he he
now do "whaarrr arree ya dooin" please where he sounds so yankificatious.


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Boil 'em, Mash 'em, Stick 'em in a Stew!
Made me laugh out loud on the phone! Love it...
(I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:32, archived)
# oooh! oooh!
www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/172198
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:52, archived)
# Po-tah-to
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:33, archived)
# oh that's it
I can't go through with this anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:37, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:39, archived)
# you say poh-ta-to
I say poh-tay-to

let's call the whole thing off...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:42, archived)
# Oh yes
Thought I'd typed something that had made you run headlong for the nearest window or something...
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:49, archived)
# I never noticed before...
.... but gollum is Ralph Wigam!
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:35, archived)
# taters....
(5:45, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 12:45, archived)
# ...
Anyone else completely underwhelmed by the prospect of this rubbish...?


biggerness
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:22, archived)
# utterly underwelmed
a better question would be meg ryan how air brushed is she, not that I'm saying I wouldn't want to watch a horny session between felicity kendal and her, just that I'd like to do it in 1985


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:24, archived)
# *buys magazine*
(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:25, archived)
# if that is a new magazine coming out
then publishers are scraping the bottom of the barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:25, archived)
# The barrel has indeed been scraped
promo wank
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:30, archived)
# 404?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:34, archived)
# All better now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:44, archived)
# Haha
and your spoof isn't actually that different from the actuality is it?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:51, archived)
# fuck monkey
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Be kind this is my official first post...


Lets see if I can find something more productive to do and sorry if it seems a bit large. Any ideas to cut the size?

Have It Large | Design
(I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:21, archived)
# teh fluff teh fluff?
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:24, archived)
# Dunno
what's going on there, but have a woo nonetheless :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:26, archived)
# try
SuperGif
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)
# inspired by the cheesey jesus thread



(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Blessed
are the cheesemakers :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:18, archived)
# he he
if it wasn't you it would have been zak or dave


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Blessed are the
whoooo?
(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Indeed
they are...apart from Townsend, of course ;¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:25, archived)
# shut it
big nose


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha
ohh that hurts
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:23, archived)
# top punnage
I love it
(Cluster, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:45, archived)
# The D-Team


Get outta tha way foo....
(manky dog, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Your user name matches the picture well.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:14, archived)
# ..

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:08, archived)
# I tried scanning my jizum once too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:10, archived)
# is that like jism
but yellower?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Tastier.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:13, archived)
# There was a Bollywood movie called Jism out last year
there were posters for it all over the place. It's an Indian word and means love apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:13, archived)
# ^ This
is a good fact
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:15, archived)
# "If you don't take my Jism, you don't love me"
This could actually work?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:20, archived)
# hurrah
loqueyotediga.net/files/Bollywood_jism2.jpg
(smuj83, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:29, archived)
# Aaaaagh
There is a memory I am going to have to suppress when Im older!!!

Woo!

Do you draw these on paper, or do you use your computer to draw them?
(I helped save b3ta! Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:11, archived)
# I do an initial sketch on paper.......
....then do the final image in Photoshop.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:16, archived)
# does it take long
to go fronm sketch on computer to inked and coloured, been trying to colour a sketch and ink it... this is not a succesfull event yet !!
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Depends on the detail.
.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:30, archived)
# its in my profile
what would you charge to finish it for me?
(I helped save b3ta! Munky Boy today I am back., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:35, archived)
# I'm no JollyJack
but I found Adobe Illustrator is the business for inking, and Photoshop for coloring.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:53, archived)
# hahaha the wee dirty bugger!
Woo, yay, and jaffacakes to you.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:11, archived)
# woo
yay and houpla


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:19, archived)
# hehe

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:20, archived)
# my conspiracy theory.....






Ingredients:
Lies 95%
Embellishment 4%
Flavourings,E101010101010101,
Truth less than 0.1%

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:07, archived)
# nope, can`t see the seams there at all
top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:09, archived)
# You can keep your flash gadgets....
MS Paint is a classic, Mmmm smell the leather upholstry and feel the quality of the toolbar......

All these new fangled programs.... "Just more to go wrong" as all the old sods say :)

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:11, archived)
# powerpoint is the way forward
clip art can be so so funny
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:13, archived)
# hmmm
clipart compo?
using only images available in PPt and Word...
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:14, archived)
# for an entire week?
recipe for disaster methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:17, archived)
# some years ago
I did this at work, while I was supposed to be training myself on super-useless Interleaf

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:23, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:10, archived)
#
don't you just love binary flavourings!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:10, archived)
# what's george galloway doing?
that's what I want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:11, archived)
# he's drunk with self importance
when it comes to being a figurehead for the antiwar brigade i'd prefer someone who i didn't think was a fat mouthed wanker

that said, he was lied about and treated like shite by the national press and the US government so whaddayagonnado
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:15, archived)
# hahaaa
I like how Dr Reid has tested it on himself first
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Topical!
like preparation H.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Gotta love that little paperclip dude
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:07, archived)
# hehe - would be a lot more helpful
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:07, archived)
# hahaha
excellent noob hummus
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:08, archived)
# true dat, g
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Arf,
good old office assistant...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:15, archived)
# woohoo!

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:16, archived)
# rape is bad
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:39, archived)
# hookay


(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Anyone hate Sweety the Chick from Jamster ring tones?
Just stumbled across a site that has a novel way of killing sweety the chick! A must for all you jamster ring tone haters!

Here's the link : Kill Sweety The Chick!
(pastall, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# CUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT
NSFW:
Fluffy cunt

+ slightly less NSFW:
Chavtone
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:00, archived)
# hahahahahah you need help
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:03, archived)
# I need Jamster to buy them
so I can retire on the pocket money of children
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:03, archived)
# hahahah!
fantastic!
(baroo_the_cat Valley of Weights, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:06, archived)
# To the newsletter with this
Is top
(I helped save b3ta! Fish, My keyboard has dsylexia built in., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:08, archived)
# I nearly shat myself.. both were newslettered a few months ago
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:10, archived)
# *buys*..only 3 quids
it's in my head now you c--t!
edit/WOO
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:28, archived)
# everything jamster shits out of their collective soulless ringpiece
makes me want to stove in their faces with a carjack
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:05, archived)
# ^ This, with added gravy
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:05, archived)
# they`re not so bad now
they just sell proper "music"* for stupid prices - they got banned from showing Crazy Frog before 9pm (never worry that there`s violent and sweary gritty TV on before that, oh no) and the ads are largely gone.. thank god



*shitty wanky rap or whatever the kids listen to these days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:08, archived)
# hippetyhop
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:09, archived)
# thery're still there though
any flash banner that blares shit music through my speakers without my express say so gives me the pissing angries
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:10, archived)
# you need squid proxy
never be bothered with shite on web pages ever again, plus it caches everything ever, so pages are dead fast
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:11, archived)
# link me up big boy

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:13, archived)
# oh you`ll need linux for it ;)
grab an old machine, hook that up as your internet box, and create a wee home network

www.squid-cache.org/

if you can`t be arsed, have a squizz at
www.proxomitron.info/
it`s not bad, built for Windows, and fairly easy to get going
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:15, archived)
# i fear teh open source
edit: that second one looks handy though, thanks dude
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:18, archived)
# ooh yick
choosing closed source over open source

never ph33r the linux.. it`s teh sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:26, archived)
# smells like:
A) Spam
B) A waste of my time
C) Both
D) Invisible option E)
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:08, archived)
# it's none...just a fairly shite flash game
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:10, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha yay
liking the doom hand also
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Sweety The Chick game...
....is quite amusing, well more so than work anyway. Particularly good way of annoying the hell out of your colleagues is to leave your speakers on while you have this site up, then go for a slash to come back to lots of "grrr"s and "you twunt"s.

Ho-de-ho
(mashman99, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:23, archived)
# Yay! I got an e-mail today.
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
That did make me larf!

'Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# bad design me thinks
tut tut
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# surely
he just meant to say "why cant i read?"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:59, archived)
# 320 x 240 l33t hax0r n00b!!1!!111 etc
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:07, archived)
#
hahahaha that gave me stitches so PIGGIN' funny xx
(GQ 37, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:44, archived)
# allo sarah
you bloody n00b!
OMG WTF UR WEIRD M8
(I helped save b3ta! Ska King Cody, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:47, archived)
# guess the authors...
(Pope Benedict XVI, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:54, archived)
# 1. Joseph Belmchin
2. Marcus H.M. Toucher
3. Veronica Muntz

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Marcus H. M. Toucher's
"In a pickle with a pig's anus" is a riotous social satire ridiculing our petty western values and tiny penises.
It really is a must for any right-thinking liberal wet. I urge you to read this book.
Sunday Times.



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:06, archived)
# and when the Sunday Times urges
it surges
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:09, archived)
# The writer of Cannonball Run
The writer of Smokey and The Bandit and the writer of Smokey and The Bandit 2
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
#
Marquez, Eco and Byatt?

/filename
(JPaddy, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# I`d Byatt for a dollar!


ahem
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:01, archived)
# 3 is Ruth Rendell I think
or is it Barbara Vine?

Very woo sketches

/edit/ checks filename
gabriel garcia marquez
umberto eco
a s byatt
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:59, archived)
# he`s been listening to "The Booklovers" by The Divine Comedy again
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:05, archived)
# More truthful than you may think*
*maybe a lie
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:07, archived)
# Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb
or not
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:59, archived)
# - dennis farina
- the fat guy off the office
- my mum
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Ummm...
Elliot Gould, Salman Rushdie and Judith Chalmers?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:01, archived)
# ooh good thinking
I think number 1 is a bit more Clark Gable

definitely Judith
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:03, archived)
# True
or possibly Columbo.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:04, archived)
# so
Det. Columbo has obviously smartened himself up a bit then - probably cos he wants to get it on with Chalmers.

But Rushdie's beaten him to it with his innovative floating head.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:07, archived)
# the third one looks a bit like Tony Curtis
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Although that's a bit harsh on Judith Chalmers.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:07, archived)
#
1st one looks like a cross between sammy davis jnr and bruce forsyth!
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:08, archived)
# John, Paul and Ringo
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:04, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:51, archived)
# she's getting divorced?
oh well. Parents these days, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:54, archived)
# she would never divorce ozzy
she wouldnt be famous anymore

i hate her so much! she is a twat and only famous because of her husband but things she is all that and a bag of 50p pannini football stickers, go on, go on, go on, got got got need got got got need need, got, oooh swapsies!
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:56, archived)
# divorced from
Asda's ad campaign..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:00, archived)
# haha yeah
the woman least likely to shop at fucking asda in the whole world
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:02, archived)
# .. what about Her Maj, Lizzie?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:06, archived)
# They sell Tupperware at Asda
True fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Wal Mart are evil
but cheap too. yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:15, archived)
# hahaha
god she gets on my wick
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:57, archived)
# pfft
you're not wrong
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:01, archived)
# That's woo, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:12, archived)
# Time for another post?
"Look and Learn", today children we're going to learn about...

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:44, archived)
# build yourself a word with ED
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:50, archived)
# Bill the Brickie?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# darn tootin
build yourself a word, build yourself a word with an Ing

"Fuck" ing
"Cunt" ing
"Wank" ing
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:56, archived)
# "spunt"ing
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# I prefer real life rude-words
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Hahaha!
*points at the door at the bottom of an airplane toilet*

Hmmm... Not that one?

BTW, does anyone have an XPHome CD? I need a file. (\VALUEADD\MSFT\NTBACKUP\NTBACKUP.MSI)
IM or mail it (see profile for addy)
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Does that say
Piss Flaps
Acorn
For Sale

?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# yes
it's a shameless plug for my eBay acorn shop, and I happen to like the phrase "Piss Flaps"... ...any more questions?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:58, archived)
# you can`t go wrong with a "twatmangle"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:02, archived)
# there ya go
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:21, archived)
# pfft
that`s how it should have been
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:56, archived)
# haha woo!
also www.livejournal.com/users/foo5/25241.html
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:03, archived)
[challenge entry] You could have it so much better with......


Hopefully, this'll sink quickly so it won't hurt your eyes too much (only my third shop ever), but the idea came to me in a dream and I can't ignore the requests of my dreams.

Based on this if it wasn't obvious.
(JPaddy, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:35, archived)
# and here was me thinking it was some WWII kamikaze Japan Flag thing
that inspired it, rather than Franz Ferdinand.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:55, archived)
# sigh__pun

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:34, archived)
# Onion Budgie.
Great for after a night out but you have to be carful not to eat the beaks or it hurts like hell on the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:36, archived)
# this explains
why your mouth feels so bad the next day..
all those bloody feathers in the throat
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Went out last night with a friend who took me to a cheap and nasty student bar
where he ordered a quad vodka lime and lemonade for £2.45. Had a couple of them over the course of the night and had a good time.

When I woke up my mouth felt like someone had used to to make one of the haribo sculptures. After about 3 pints of water my spittle now flows a little more freely.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:41, archived)
# hmmmm....
that an onion budgie (bargi)?
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Deep fried poo?


Edit:: Just saw the budgies!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:37, archived)
# pft
The blue things are the poo..... if yours doesn't look like that I'd get down to the dr's asap.....
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:39, archived)
# jobbies?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:15, archived)
# Herve 04

Herve is a cheap guatemalean condom, he is claustrophboic and work shy.
Has been the subject of 19 factory recalls - successfully avoided each one!
Basically he does not want to be used - besides who'd want to use a 20yr old 3rd world franger?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Good mornin'
to you, too!
(I helped save b3ta! 8=====>, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:34, archived)
# jesus repost!
3rd time lucky

(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:29, archived)
# Again I say
Cheese's Of Narareth
(Kaspar Hauser, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:32, archived)
# First day with
the new lips?
(Smudger, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:34, archived)
# bandwagon it!
Cheesus Christ related images aaaaaaallll daaaaay is what i say

and any other biblical+cheese reference
(thestonefox, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:34, archived)
#

reposting makes Vincent Schiavelli ANGRY
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:43, archived)
# because Vincent knows reposting
leads to more reposting. Like heroin.



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:47, archived)
# RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!


/hope this works - our work DNS is fucked, so I have to use about 90 sub domains and hope one actually works
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:54, archived)
# works for me
in more ways than one!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:59, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 11:04, archived)
# he looks quite happy actually ...
I wouldn't want him to get ANGRY though ...
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:49, archived)
# I should sleep more and drink less...
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(TallJim, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:20, archived)
# arf
he looks quite foxy without the moustache

edit: 'ning evybody!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:21, archived)
# I had imagined
goofy teeth
(Smudger, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:26, archived)
# haha
fly my pretty
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:24, archived)
# I couldn't resist anothe leo
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(TallJim, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:26, archived)
# Solidgoldeasyaction
(Smudger, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:28, archived)
# Eeek!
You're on a roll this morning aren't you?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:29, archived)
# the joy..
of unemployment and vodka
(TallJim, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 10:30, archived)

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