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# I'm sure my new t-shirt wasn't that drunk...
but it barped all ove rme chest....



still, while drunk it did find this family planning notice written on a condom dispenser machine a bit ribald...

if only I could pull me knob and then push it back in for a refund, I'd never leave the red light district...



(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:49, archived)
# *titter*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:51, archived)
# hehe
you said 'tit'
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:51, archived)
# FLANGEBUZZARD.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:57, archived)
# BUMBLEFUCK.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:00, archived)
# hee hee
you said "bum"
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:07, archived)
# Pesky t-shirts. Look what mine did to my cat.
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:09, archived)
# petrol blue eh?
trying to set your cat on fire?? bastard.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:13, archived)
# ..Gun law in the UK
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:46, archived)
# Arf
Excellent stuff as ever
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:48, archived)
# MP5?
prefer the oddball P90 myself
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Spayer
/edit : Sprayer
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:53, archived)
# are you calling me someone who spays, (?)
or do you mean you will keep one as a spare....? in Americaland?

'tis academic anyway as the Steyr Aug 135-round is champion anyway.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:00, archived)
#
*beats Rotating Wobbly Hat with a stick*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:03, archived)
# all my H&K knowledge is gained
from 'SAS Motherfuckers' magazine and Stargate SG-1. apart from the bit abou the SAS magazine. I would be a gayer except that it's about guns.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:08, archived)
# G3 for the win
Although there is much to be said for the G36c
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:01, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:50, archived)
# *bwarp bwarp*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:31, archived)
# dildo destroys paris!
thousands rendered homeless and strangely satisfied.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:33, archived)
# i hate it when you mis-type in a search box
actionfiguresbygofigure.com/product1608.html
and woo to the anim, V funny =D
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:34, archived)
# Mr Baggins!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:34, archived)
# hmm
he looks suspiciously like David Dickinson
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:35, archived)
# scarily true
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:35, archived)
# there's a lot of it about
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha
nice!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:16, archived)
# dushbilbo!
it fucks itself.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:37, archived)
# ew
"Gandalf became suspicious of the true nature of Bilbo's Ring"

errrrrrrrrrr
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:39, archived)
# heh =D
hehehe gandalf and a 12" bilbo
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:40, archived)
# heheheh
 
That'll complement my twelve-inch pianist nicely.

woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:58, archived)
# I have the same eiffel tower as you
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:42, archived)
# I'll build a rocket out of it one day,
and shoot it towards president Jacques Chirac!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:44, archived)
# random exploding items


no. 4 in a series of 7544353486534.3
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Woo!
Whats next?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:32, archived)
# you know,
i've got no idea...but then i dont know what the first 3 were either...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:36, archived)
# Hehee
try adding more fire next time =)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:38, archived)
# terrorist!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:38, archived)
# Eek!
An exploding dalek lighthouse!

Well I think that most certainly deserves a woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:46, archived)
# Well spotted
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:51, archived)
# More vaporizing than exploding
 
but very nice.

yay!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:59, archived)
# the moment...

the comic pie left the cartoon characters hand and hit the dead nazi,
it was on!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:28, archived)
# no going back now
woo *splodge*
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# The problem is
that this won't be a real compo now
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:33, archived)
# We should just start compoing these pics as the new compo
and then they'd have to, because the new one sucks.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:34, archived)
# ah subterfuge
i like it :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:36, archived)
# or people could just make whatever pictures they want
and not worry or bother about the challenge
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:36, archived)
# It's funner to do it my way
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:45, archived)
# Hehe
This week compo's are gonna get messed up.

why don't they make a voting system, so we can choose a compo
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:36, archived)
# democracy is awful.
the average person is mentally incompetent. why let people vote on anything?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:39, archived)
# Hands up who agrees
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:53, archived)
# you discriminate...
...against the flipper-people.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:12, archived)
# You have a point there.
but to be able to stay on b3ta longer then 1 day you have to be mentally incompetent.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:55, archived)
# there are still hierarchies.
you, for example, are dead sexy. so you're ornamentally incompetent.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:13, archived)
# How about:

"People with icons can vote."



(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:25, archived)
# What about me
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:42, archived)
# i think...
...i prefer this place as a dictatorship.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 1:45, archived)
# Clipart, ATTACK!
 
woo!
 
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# whee!
I hoped to have big ostrich fun at the zoo last week, but the bugger was sleeping. :P
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:22, archived)
# Big ostrich fun?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Yay!
But it's a shame Bernie Clifton has fallen off
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# arf!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:29, archived)
# One of my first ever pics on here....
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:32, archived)
# hahahaha!
how wonderfully silly :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:34, archived)
# coo
look at the blighter go!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# Yay!
*walks along*

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# sexy bird.
is he chasing or fleeing?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# It's a she
Are you blind?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:27, archived)
# sort of.
i was born without any eyes.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# Is there a b3ta board in braille?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:34, archived)
# no.
i just have a pet human here who reads and describes everything to me.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:35, archived)
# just
get a copy of Finnegans Wake and glue crumbs to it, that should be about right
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:38, archived)
# ooh
i don't know yet, i'll need to see what animal appears next
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:31, archived)
# i predict:
spiders.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:34, archived)
# heh, i might have to pay a little too much attention
to spiders to do that one
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:37, archived)
# ok.
sloths, then.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:40, archived)
# Lully!
Can I pet him, please?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:27, archived)
# hehe
of course, although i'm always rather wary of them... too close to emu and the whole rod hull thing i think!
edit: emu has gone feral these days y'know
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:32, archived)
# run away!
emu was shit scary

didn't he try to eat snoop doggy dogg once? or was it henry rollins?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:37, archived)
# Ha ha that's great.
Is he chasing Michael Parkinson?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# yikes
is that the first or last episode?

er...or both?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# He'll rise again!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:25, archived)
# we know.
those things breed faster than cockroaches.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:30, archived)
# serve the fucker right
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# awww he looks so cute
i feel sorry for the poor deluded blighter.

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:14, archived)
# oh dear.
is this the end of Dave's Adventures, or just the beginning?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:14, archived)
# now that i like
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:18, archived)
# pffft
One dozen tickets to hull for you,
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:19, archived)
# celebrity deathmatch:
Mormons vs. Jehovah's Witnesses.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:23, archived)
# darn!
we got them all in the iron cage and now we can't unlock it. too bad!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] That's just showing off!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
#
that's a whole lotta plop.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# SCAT P0RN!
Heheh
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:10, archived)
# speaking of sh*t...


SEAMS!

And speaking of scat..
Scatman John LIVE in Sheffield (flash)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# I think
you dropped this



'
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# Mmm...
yes car credit girl.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:15, archived)
# i would
*she wouldn't*
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# what if he's
calling him a cunt in a cockney accent?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:16, archived)
# i thought that
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:16, archived)
# I hadn't considered that
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Then surely there would be an h after the a?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:18, archived)
# shit
wooo



(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# hhahaha
"YOU WIN!"
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:19, archived)
# Holy crap!
That's fricking aweRsome!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:20, archived)
# Dhalsim:
"I will defecate and destroy you!"
(, Fri 30 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# wildfowl v nazis
much better compo idea

hast du hansaplast?


apart from the optimiser ate hitler's face
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# I hope they judge this for the compo
instead of the shit one
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:09, archived)
# yay!
stop press: Steve McQueen duckling is on his way:




edit: wtf?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# it's like a grade 'b' horror movie.
i ate hitler's face!
in 3-d.
starring rowan atkinson, david bowie and featuring iman as the unicyclist.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Have a crudley coloured hitler.


.


(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Hahahahah
This made me giggle
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# isn't he a darling (that killed loads of jews)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# No he didn't
Some guys just made that up because they didn't like him.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# I blame you entirely
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
#
yay
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:15, archived)
# I won't deny that I didn't kill several
million jews. It was the fad at the time. Like bellbottoms.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# watch it with the double negatives

they don't never make no sense, nohow.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Oooh, ducky!
 
woo.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:13, archived)
# Mein Kampfire.
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:59, archived)
# ....and we welcome in the gayshift :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# lot of Hitler on the board tonight...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# it's the tash
they tickle your fancy
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Mmmm....
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Yes, it's all very Hitlarious tonight...
Sorry, couldn't resist
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:36, archived)
# hahahah
hitlerific!

the board's very hummusful tonight, what?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# so that's a neato
what now right?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)
# pearoast

Sorry...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:02, archived)
# pearoast you say


/ahem
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Great!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)
# har har!
great stuff
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Haha!
You nutter, thanks for that!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Russian Doll
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Wow.
That's great.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:57, archived)
# You're just too damn good you are ...
I may have to kill you and steal your hummus.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Watchit!
*waves a gun around recklessly*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# yes!
yes yes yes
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Woo
That is quite amazing!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Sheep
I want your babies
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:58, archived)
# Awww!
Baby sheep! *fires up grill*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# *grills up sheep*
*fires babies*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)
# *waits with knife and fork*
*salivating at the prospect of fresh cooked barbeque new born*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# Voila
*presents elegantly garnished plate of deep-fried baby with side of lightly sauteed strips of kitten*

A nice bordeaux with that?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# Mmmmm
Yes please
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Baby sheep rule
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Stunning!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:58, archived)
# That is awesome
like all your stuff

*scowls jelously*
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Fantastic!
Woo!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:00, archived)
# A woo, a Yay...
and I suspect the hands are shrinking in much the same manner.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Errr...
... yes

(I think)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:01, archived)
# Amazing!
Alas, with this, you've proven asexual reproduction to be possible, thus eliminating all need for the human females.

*goes to terminate useless self*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# *siezes gun out of hand just in time*
Easy love, it's only fiction

*comforts*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:05, archived)
# woo!
recursive sheep! *counts*
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:03, archived)
# *marvels!*
you sir,are too good!
pure brilliance

(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:07, archived)
# that is really quite
extraordinarily wonderful
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:11, archived)
# that am fucking woo
lol wtf l33t etc
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# that is exceptionally woo yay!
 woo yay
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:12, archived)
# ooh, very nice
yay!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:25, archived)
# gah!
that's just incredible.

now make it go backwards.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:29, archived)
# *brain melts*
 
woo!

and yay.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:52, archived)
# Look at little Steve McQueen duckling go.....
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# hahaha That's class in a glass
now do him in the motorbike scene!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:52, archived)
# That's cute and a little worrying at the same time ...
How ducks ever evolved to be able to use telephones I have no idea.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Look out behind you little monster!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:48, archived)
# (:
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# yay to that
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# ha!
this
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:04, archived)
# I used to have some of those!!!
i loved them!

woo pic!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)
# thanks
but the credit has to go to my wonderful cast, take a bow guys...
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:06, archived)
# what's in your wallet?
i love those things
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(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Excellent
A chance for a crap repostathon... Never one to miss out...



Ok, so the song was actually my LA ex, but what the hey... Um, yes, move along, nothing to see here...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:47, archived)
# i got it!
and the horn
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:52, archived)
# A solution to those domestic problems...

/edit: slowed down final frame so you can read the "disclaimer"
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:47, archived)
# could you
slow down the frame with all the verbiage?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Job did.
(although I originally meant it to be one of those "quick flash" disclaimer things, I think you're right on that one...)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Great thanks!
I see what you're saying, but im one of those people that has to restart from the top, so its even worse for me because of my idiocy.

edit: oh yeah, Woo!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:54, archived)
[challenge entry] As far as she knows...


Too subtle?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:45, archived)
# ewwww
just ewwwww
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(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:47, archived)
# ewwwww
/yet likely
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:59, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:43, archived)
# Sniped!
wooo
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:52, archived)
# this deserves
much more praise! wonderful!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Alvin & Ziggy Stardust in disabled toilet scat-a-thon shocker!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:42, archived)
# Link that please
it's not safe for work
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:44, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:46, archived)
# ???
lol, how is this NSFW?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Would it be unreasonable to assume a workplace might not want their employees looking at naked, shitting arses?
This would be NSFW

Edit: Not that I don't like the pic, it's a good idea etc, just that it is NSFW in my opnion
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:50, archived)
# Whereas a monkey pulling sausages out o elton johns arse is ok?
besides, when at work... work.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Neat!
Where can I get a peak at that?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:02, archived)
# 'ave a gander:
HERE

Cheers.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 0:45, archived)
# I don't think I'd want my boss to look over my shoulder and see that
as it looks distinctly like scat porn fan art as you admit to in you title
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:52, archived)
# you know what scat fan art looks like??????
????
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:55, archived)
# hahahaha ^
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:56, archived)
# Holy wow!
Thats just twisted, man.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Ha ha!
Bizarre, but WOO all the same!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2005, 10:22, archived)

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