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# Pearoast from friday night - Tarzan vs Star Trek
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# I think that as you
couldnmt even be bothered to watch Ghost last week, you shouldnt be allowed to use any of your Schiavelli posts for a week!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :(
that`s awful harsh, like
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# It's ok
It only lasts till Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# YAY SCHIAVELLI!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
it is so true.

Star Trek is Rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# ^this
2nded
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Watched Dune at the weekend
and when Patrick Stewart appeared the girlf asked where she recognised him from.

I didnt have the heart to tell her
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# University of Huddersfield adverts
AICMFP
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# heh
i get to shake his hand in a month

/graduating
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
#
I hope he has you have a fwap in the toilets beforehand
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# what if you fail?
you won't get to meet Patrick Stewart!
/terrified
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# Extras?
Frasier?
A play?
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# What?
Does she recognise him from Extras?

Or is it the Canterville Ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# ^this
thirded
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Just dont tell Ska King Cody you said that.
Or Ill have to turn this into a tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# But Star Trek
is rubbish!

The truth will out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# k. pearoast from sometime last year
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Why don't they just
phaser him?

/makes zap zap zap sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Because
Star Trek is rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Space: 1999 rules!
"hmmmn they have a spaceship."
"SO WHAT WE HAVE A LARGE MOON!"
"oh yes, how could i forget!"
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# I don't know what that is.
And I don't think I like it.

Now Aquilla! That was a program!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# yay aquila!
edit: program? you mean aquila.exe?
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Ha! I loved that show sooo much!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquila_%28TV_Show%29
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# 'only mentioned on websites with no real relevance'
we fixed that then!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# because tarzan is so much more ninja than star trek
I have played a drinking game where you watch star trek (next generation is the best for this) and everytime they say tachion beam OR theres a gay sexual reference you drink. After a while you find gay references in virtually everything they say.
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# if you play that game
you would have alcohol poisoning in about 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# eh?



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# STOP FINDING OPPORTUNITIES FOR THAT!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# baddum
*tish*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# *is stunned*
*dies*

relurks
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Arf!
'lo Swaz! You only ever come on here to die at me these days . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# that is brilliant
in the oddest oddest way.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Thank you
and because you are the first person I have seen with the skull icon, try this (large) hat on for size

(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# wow!
that is wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:14, archived)
# pearoast, eh?


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# hehe
that amuses me muchly
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# sorry sorry sorry
da da duh daaa
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# yeah you're right but it's the last one
EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# but its not is it?
there's always another one.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# pfft
i'll buy twelve!
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# yay!
My fave word of the moment is 'malarkey'.

Malarkey!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# I dont think theres an "e' in "malarky"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Ooooo how rude!!!
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey hey hey! Macho, macho maaaaaaan!


11th hour compo entry. Has Dubya dressed up as the policeman or the Native American yet?
(OffCamber, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# I really like the new planes
but its annoying that they keep having to stop for pollen
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Poligen?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:34, archived)
# kasto kasto!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:36, archived)
# krut!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# kasto kasto
bhayo
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# so thats a neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# response so far has been a little strange
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# As you are most helpful
I was wondering if anybody could post me the link to the anim of true digital zooming that the movies use i.e Enemy of the State when they look in William Smythe's II shopping bag.

I think it may of been in a comp a while back

Ta muchly
Meh!
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# oh ffs
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:27, archived)
# 3 years is new?
i must be faetal then...
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# all i typed was the faq code
*whistles
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:36, archived)
# foetal mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# not enough nessie round here
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# that reminds me of
"one of our dinosaurs is missing"

Starring the Bedknobs & Broomsticks Bint
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:29, archived)
# raaaarrrr!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# oops
waters moving a bit slow...
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:33, archived)
# It might be flowing forward
yep, its flowing forward
(I helped save b3ta! Jonnee generic comment, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:36, archived)
# quick ninja fix
thats better
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# what are we -
your 'link to the anim of true digital zooming that the movies use i.e Enemy of the State when they look in William Smythe's II shopping bag.' posting bitches?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# you forgot the .com at the end...
most important, or they could end up looking at sheep porn.


or something.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:30, archived)
# I did some of those a while back.

(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hoagie, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# ooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# crumbs


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Have you tried
www.whatareweyourenemyofthestatewhentheylookinWilliamSmythesIIshoppingbagthingbitches.com ?

/obvious response
(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Shirley you realise
that we are most helpful when threadwasting doesn't occur? You should have asked the question within another thread.

Now go and sit in the corner and think about what you have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:30, archived)
# Supernanny!
oh, you probably don't get that where you are, do you? :'-(
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:32, archived)
# *imagines Pot as Supernanny*

Cor!

*sits in corner*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:34, archived)
# *imagines Pot of Supernoodles*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:35, archived)
# *imagines a potnoodle full of super pot"
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# *imagines flowerpot full of supernanny*
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# *imagines supernany's box full of mangravy*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# *imagines supernanny's fulsome poodles*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# *Imagines lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# *walks to Sainsbury's*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Nope
Never heard of it until now.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# here
www.channel4.com/health/microsites/S/supernanny/
edit: health?
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Ok then
T.J...does anyone know why the sims 2 crashes alot on my p.c,I tried the website,done all that it says,and it still crashes.My system is more than adequate to run the program.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Got the latest
patches?

v1 was rather unstable.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:35, archived)
# i saw them,
should i download them then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:36, archived)
# i thought you said you did all it says?
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# on the tech help page


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# they don't mention patches?!?
spackers!
*waves pitchfork*
*lights torch*
*rallies mob*
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# yes they do
but i was looking for tech help,not patches,ok? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# but... but...
/confused
(i see them as the same thing)
edit: oh i see www.b3ta.com/board/5228897 :^D
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# *coughs*
www.b3ta.com/board/5228897
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# *nudge*
see what happened there, eh?
*nudge*
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Yes
It may fix your problemo.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# No, just looking at the downloads from across the internet is fine
sorry, yes you should download them
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# it does that a lot...
you done the usual stuff?

graphics & sound drivers up to date?

DX9c installed?

etc etc...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:36, archived)
# yep,
latest everything
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Except for the
latest patches it would seem.

*spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Ok ,so i thought
the patches were to just enhance game slightly,i am currently downloading them.
Ta for the help,guys
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Patches are to tweak the game, sure
but also to fix bugs.

Patches are the first thing to look for if a game plays sillybuggers.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# You're not talking about this shite are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:32, archived)
# "I'll just enhance it..."
/autocomplete
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
"Nipple-on"



/right clicks, saves as
(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:33, archived)
# down with this sort of thing
careful now
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
#
dave the hat hat hat hat hat
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:34, archived)
# hmmmm could have sworn ive seen this before.....
hmmmmz
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# yes
you will have if you`ve used the internet in the last 10 years..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# WHEEEEE!
love it
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# alway such a happy thing
it doth make me smile

anyone made it into a cock yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# hahaha
most of us are still trying to work out what the fuck it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# Fuck what it is!
Fucking encocken it!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# pfft
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# JOY!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# hahahaahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# It only took 47 posts of shite...
...before somebody who isn't so cliquey to help.

And to quote the FAQ

"Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?
Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard.

I was asking a valid question about a previous work of art that I couldn't find while searching.

Oh yeah thanks Zak mcFlimby
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# When Hummus is low....
What better then a nice traditional face-swap?

(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:24, archived)
# youre only meant to post shopped pics....
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# no, you're supposed to shop it
etc
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# didn't mel gibson
star in a film about his life?
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# maybe staying quiet?
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# I didn't think it was _that_ bad...
(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:35, archived)
# heh, nice.
the one on the right looks like some sort of Vic Reeves sketch character.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# "Death Means Money," says independant banker
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:19, archived)
# Heheh
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:21, archived)
# woo to the pic
but i just wanted to post to see my icon - i finally got round to getting one!
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:25, archived)
# hurrah
nice North 'merkin Badger
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# now you have to make a hat
Like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:27, archived)
# hehe
i will hattify sooner or later
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Hatification?
look in my profile and Ill sort you out (although I have a long list of backorders)
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# ah.... ya might as well have this one then....


my attempt at starting another bandwagon has failed
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:18, archived)
# what a handsome chap
that`s the sort of image my mum would spam to all her mates!
hello, Dave the Hat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:22, archived)
# Mums are so dim.
My mum sends out all those "OMG!!11 New mobile phone virus!!1! Microsoft says this is true and so you must forward IT TO EVERYONe!!1!One!!" messages.

Very annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:27, archived)
# my mum
"doesn't like wires trailing everywhere..."
so i had to teach here how to wire up her pc to the house server as an ad-hoc client.
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Holy shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:32, archived)
# send her this then,,,


might as well have some spam sent....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:29, archived)
# erm
you know this......
www.b3ta.com/board/5228454
bizarrely i applied without know you posted that.....i may have a wee bit more work......I AM TEH WHORE!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:30, archived)
# blimey
there`s bound to be people crying out for your talents! I`m surprised you haven`t been golden handcuffed by someone
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:36, archived)
# my application letters scare them off
people always let me work from home once they've spoken to me on the phone, many believe i have tourettes, they'd be appalled if they heard me when i'm angry!
I'm also appalling at self promotion, which doesn't help, didn't know you were a member of that forum, been going on there for ages, but only ever read the jobs bit, decided to delurk the other week.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# nah I just have a nosey to see what`s around
I`m fed up with 90 minute one-way commutes to work (from London to... London) so am fancying dipping me toes into some freelancing

not sure about the lack of certain income though! but with lack of travel and related stress, a paycut wouldn`t be so bad

drop us your e-mail (I`ve a contact thingie in profile) and I`ll see if I can pass your details on to a few people
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# done!
cheers chap
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# We can promote you and you could attach our praise to your CV
Dear person,

Mushybees is the dog's bollocks

love,

'pot

Here is your first recommendation!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
cheers........what on earth is this CV you speak of? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# he shouldn't drink drive
they never learn
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:24, archived)
# Failure is not an option....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:30, archived)
# One that toook me far too long;


and one which turned out a bit poo, so it doesn't deserve its own thread;


Noon all!

..
(A Different Mr.Tea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:18, archived)
# Ace!
'lo



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:19, archived)
# Ooh
my good mate Martin has one of those bikes (I think), also yellow. Is it a Ducatti?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:22, archived)
# piccie created 11-08-2004
I have nooooooo idea!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:24, archived)
# It's a Honda Firestorm
Also a V-Twin.

No idea what the joke is though (maybe I'm stupid).
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:25, archived)
# This is correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:25, archived)
# I bow to your superior knowledge of bikes
I just think it's a pretty colour.
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:27, archived)
# Ah...
...but as any fule nose, red ones go faster.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# look at the back wheel of the bike . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Yes. I saw that.
Why's that funny then?

It's not a Goldwing (or a big BMW KLT), not as if it has reverse....

*confused*
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# because its square
..... **slaps head and points to the sun**
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Like a smart car is shorter than a regular car . . .
a stupid bike is shorter th . . . Oh! Never mind!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# It's got adjustable head rake?
Cool!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:32, archived)
# No...it's not square
It's flat in one place. Obviously been taken up the rear by some ignorant, mobile-phone weilding cager. Quite possbibly a BMW driver (BMW being the new Volvo).
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Surely that's the wrong way around?
How can one of those abominations ever be described as Smart? There are absolutely no benifts to having one of those over a Fiesta. The bike on the other hand, is a very smart thing to have if you do the journey I do every day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:25, archived)
# you ride a bike with a square tire
and think you are the smart one?
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Yeah, and I have a vase on the dashboard.
What's your point? I have an enormous stash of badly made tyres that need using up, so it's the perfect solution really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:29, archived)
# i bet you'll edit your previous post
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:29, archived)
# I don't think I'll bother now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:30, archived)
# so did i
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:36, archived)
# yay
giggle
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:32, archived)
# that wheel is all brokey
will those stupids never learns?
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# well i thought it was funny
maybe if more than a passing interest in vehicles the detail blinds the joke
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Hooray for the Gherkin!
(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:20, archived)
# the top anim
- that`s how people park in Paris, for I`ve seen it with mein eyes; they bash their way into a spot
hello, Dave the Hat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:24, archived)
# too true
the lifetime of the average car in paris is cut by half (if it doesn't get stolen when brand new)
'noong
(I helped save b3ta! olivier8 (euroloon), Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# I have seen this too
many times.

For once you're not talking utter bollocks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:32, archived)
# you love my bollocks..
..talk
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Hurrah!
It's pun 'o' clock!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Hahaha
Loon.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:16, archived)
# NO!
NO!

YES!

hahahahaha 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:16, archived)
# 'ello! (Vera)
*hugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:17, archived)
# G'noon, Pot!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:18, archived)
# g'noon Doc!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:22, archived)
# It's looking like a snail orgy here...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# Yippee!
*lubes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:32, archived)
# Woo-hoo!
*waggles eyes-on-stalks provocatively*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# At least I won't get sunstroke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:33, archived)
# It's a very common hazard at orgies...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:18, archived)
# Appalling!
The government has a new policy for cracking down on puns of this ilk



(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:18, archived)
# I can't stop chuckling at this...
Wonderful looping.
(I helped save b3ta! Shrub Rocketeer is a twisted emotional husk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:21, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:33, archived)
# I need this,me thinks....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:18, archived)
# dock....
dock.....

bit wet.....

oh...

dock leaves.....

heheheh.....

surgery closed then...


arf...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:19, archived)
# arf!
'noon


(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:29, archived)
# wow
that's quite some hat
(sticks Errol flynn in female form, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:33, archived)
# Isn't though?

ask Cocodaye Miasere for one.

edit: oops, you'll need an icon first ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
'noon!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:35, archived)
# I've got a job interview today!
I'll be wearing my nice black suit, a purple shirt, a purple, pink and grey stripey tie, blue cufflinks, nice shiny black shoes and my lucky thundercats pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:14, archived)
# Thunderpants

Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

good luck.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:14, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
Have some lucky Thundercats floor covering . . .



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:16, archived)
# fanks dave
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:35, archived)
# why do the english think pants are underpants
despite the clue in the name UNDERpants?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:17, archived)
# Why do all the other cunts think they are so fucking clever?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:20, archived)
# because we don't resort to petty insults?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:23, archived)
# Why do people refer to British people as English?
It's insulting to the Scots, Welsh and N Irelandish people.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:28, archived)
# scots welsh and N. Ireland have their choice of roots
as they have their own language troots as well as english
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:29, archived)
# I'm not English
I am Scottish!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:34, archived)
# that's why i try to avoid using UK if possible
it's like misunderstanding the whole ulster/Northern Ireland thing, altho I suspect many people forget about the 2 counties left! :)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Your reply to my post said
"why do the english" etc etc
insinuating that I was english
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# my apologies
it was a question based on the assumption that someone posting here might know, but I didn't mean to imply you were. I couldn't say British as it assumes that all of the U.K. territories use it... complicated, huh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# are you a septic?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:21, archived)
# septic or anti-septic?
Not sure i follo wthough
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:23, archived)
# because we are english, and we invented the words.
so we KNOW what the words mean...

its just those others who change things...

like hood instead of bonnet....

or chips instead of crisps....

or....

(carry on ad infinitum........)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:21, archived)
# you are incorrect, sir.
One, you're assumign that american adendums to english words holdfor all english speakers. Pants has held it's original meaning in all english speaking communities, bar the UK.

Two, English is a modern language, and anglosaxon derivative, SAE, with letter sadded like DNA from all the cross-pollenation of invasions and counterinvasions to France. The French oocupation of parts off England added new letters to the anglosaxon form (Q, K), and much of the word forms in english are derivative from european words. Oddly, in Irish, many peoplassuming words ar eanglicised whn in fact the opposite holds; Carr, meaning 'Car' in the modern sense originally meant 'Cart', and english took the meaning on board along with many older celtic words, as the anglo saxon settlers took celtic land. The origins of enlgish are as much a give and take with surrounding language forms as anything, assuming primacy based on speaker-count is a fallacy
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:29, archived)
# I don't care
next.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# hmmmmmm
10 Print statement
20 if Counterpoint /= WhatIWantToHear goto 10

:)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:34, archived)
# did you type all of that very quickly?
the spelling and grammar is awful!
confused would we?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# yup
failing at multitasking bigtime

mean to edit, but you know, it's the web, on a messageboard, floating into some archived past. would you go back and fix it?
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# prolly
/anal
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# "woooaaaahhhhh.....
look at the brain on myron"
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# can you honestly say
that every word in the english language was "inventented" by the english?

It's a wildly simplistic and inaccurate understanding of language. Most languages are just rarified amalgamations of the languages that surround and precede them. It would be arrogant to think otherwise - a cultural imperialism.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# The
English didn't invent all the words they use, no-one's claiming that, but all of the influences you're talking about come from before the language was taken to America, rendering that huge post a bit pointless really.
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# why does everyone assume I mean america?
English was transported to other countries too! convicts and settlers in australia, empire building in india, and children speaking english in irish schools under english rule were beaten - it took hold all over
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)
# meh.
like, whatever dude.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# yup
but i liek to argue! :)
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# because pants is too abiguous.
trousers
underpants

are not.
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:21, archived)
# what about pance and y-fronts?
that could be confusing
hello, Dave the Hat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:23, archived)
# y-not-fronts
if you wear em backwards
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:30, archived)
# brown bird in the ring
tra lala la la
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# 'Pants' is an abbreviation of 'underpants'.
'tis acceptable considering most UK folks say 'trousers'.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:29, archived)
# oh
it's an abbreviation. that makes more sense

ta, best answer
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# Erm...
doesn't the Elizabethan English term "Pantaloons" come into it somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# eeenteresting
You're right! According to dictionary.com, one root is

[Short for pantaloon.]
Word History: One would not expect a word for a modern article of clothing to come ultimately from the name of a 4th-century Roman Catholic saint, but that is the case with the word pants. It can be traced back to Pantaleon, the patron saint of Venice. He became so closely associated with the inhabitants of that city that the Venetians were popularly known as Pantaloni. Consequently, among the commedia dell'arte's stock characters the representative Venetian (a stereotypically wealthy but miserly merchant) was called Pantalone, or Pantalon in French. In the mid-17th century the French came to identify him with one particular style of trousers, a style which became known as pantaloons in English. Pantaloons was later applied to another style that came into fashion in the late 18th century, tight-fitting garments that had begun to replace knee breeches. After that pantaloons was used to refer to trousers in general. The abbreviation of pantaloons to pants met with some resistance at first; it was considered vulgar and, as Oliver Wendell Holmes put it, “a word not made for gentlemen, but ‘gents.’” First found in the writings of Edgar Allan Poe in 1840, pants has replaced the “gentleman's word” in English and has lost all obvious connection to Saint Pantaleon.

So it varies from the rest of the english speaking countries perhaps in adoptation of a different style.
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# abbreviation
Pfffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
#
Me, make something up, just because it seemed like a good idea? Nevaaaarrrr!

edit: I wasn't explaining the origin of the word 'pants', just wht some folks say 'pants instead of underpants'...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Ooh lucky underpants
May we have a picture of you wearing those?
.
.
.
.
.
.
pretty please?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:24, archived)
# em...no









pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:29, archived)
# Fantastic!
Lucky pants are teh bestest. I got a pair of these for my last birthday - Trevor rocks :o)

Good luck with the job interview :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:31, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:35, archived)
# Nawty doggie.....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:09, archived)
# Yellow Dave & Chinese Tony 7
ydct7 ffs

Click thy pic.
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:05, archived)
# farty goodness!
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:05, archived)
# these are class
fantasmagorical!!

woo yay houpla!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:10, archived)
# how very bizarre
i like that
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# Mooooo!


Ning everyone (just)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:58, archived)
# woo!
Morning Ptols!

damn - not now

erm, what's that purple thing?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:04, archived)
# reposts for the day shift




(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:57, archived)
# you just broke my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:58, archived)
# here, have mine
O O
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:58, archived)
# ta!
I pawned my corneas the other day, but the replacements were cheap and ill fitting....

/bluejam
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:59, archived)
# damn cheap foreign parts
/shakes fist
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:01, archived)
# *pulls eye out*
*reads back*
MADE IN ROMANIA

Bloody european imports
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:04, archived)
# shit!
it's infected with bird flu! Ruuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:06, archived)
# I like these
*warm glow*
Get off my hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:02, archived)
# thanks
*cold shiver*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:04, archived)
# you're welcome
*hot sauce*
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:05, archived)
# You can get a new Swatch at the BBC!
Im going to get a an Alan Yentob themed one
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:18, archived)
# Mr Addams found goatse quite inspiring
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:52, archived)
# freak hands!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:52, archived)
# they are things
two of them
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:59, archived)
# RRARURURGRHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Kasto!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Poligen ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Krut, Krut!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:56, archived)
# yay!
SCHIAVELLI!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:58, archived)
# I can't believe
this wagon is still rolling!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:55, archived)
# I only just logged in,
so I feel obliged to make one myself ina second.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:55, archived)
# I was away Thursday and Friday
and not on much on Saturday or Sunday. This is still new to me!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:57, archived)
# it started last night


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:00, archived)
# someone earlier inferred it had been running longer than that
EDIT: It was Thor...
www.b3ta.com/board/5228350
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:01, archived)
# Must've missed it then
i just saw it yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:06, archived)
# it may have been as long ago as wednesday it started
I am quite distressed by its continuation today.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:14, archived)
# blimey!
hello, Dave the Hat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:56, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:59, archived)
# howdo!
Did you get your stings done chap?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:26, archived)
# nessie's day off
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:49, archived)
# hehe
Go girl!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:50, archived)
# Brill!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:50, archived)
# i smell a FP
either that or it's nearly lunch
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:50, archived)
# FP this now!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:52, archived)
# that would have been so much better
if the A-team were watching it from their van...
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:52, archived)
# What, like this?
www.wobshite.co.uk/b3ta/ateam/?piccy=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sayagain.co.uk%2Fb3tapix%2Fimages%2Fnessie.gif&Submit=Enter+picture+URL
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 12:36, archived)
# marvelous woo!



'NING ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:53, archived)

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