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# Sex cymbals.


sorry
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Pfft!
Very good.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# ello treacle!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
# hahahah
*dies*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# 18 days
600+ messages

/awe
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:56, archived)
# ssssh
i'm pathetic with no life !
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:02, archived)
# you will be beating me
in two months
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:07, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:02, archived)
# I swear I saw that guy in the pub tonight!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:04, archived)
# I WAS that guy!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Argh!!!
Generic pub guy!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:09, archived)
# pffft!
That's me. I'm the kinda guy who will ask you for a light, tell you their life story, talk about how their wife left em, and then shit themselves in full public view, the back of their jeans billowing out like a tent in a hurricane, and small brown stains appearing down their legs unto their ankles*








*may not actually have had a wife
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:12, archived)
# aww
at least someone likes my crabs
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:08, archived)
# that is a funny pic!
(it IS!)
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
# thank you !
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
# you should be
:D
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# Nooooooo
...
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# never a more worthy post to link to
this

\ kinda like adding sound effects to the post

Woo!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:56, archived)
# Very nice mikenco ...
*Backs away slowly*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:58, archived)
#
EXPLAIN: "your name has Aphex in it"
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:01, archived)
# *edits post*
Sorry, it was addressed to Aphex.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
#



\ unleashes the hounds
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:08, archived)
# *Throws large inflatable female dog*
*laughs evilly as hounds lose interest in me*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:11, archived)
#

\ chuckles inanely as the hounds shread the toy and give chase..
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:17, archived)
# Bastards!
*Jumps into poison lava while wearing an anti-poison lava suit*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:25, archived)
# Woo ... my 100th post!
Normally i'd be raising my eyebrows in disgust, but your name has Aphex in it, and i'm a big fan of the only Aphex i know. Have a likey.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:05, archived)
# I would buy them
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:09, archived)
# groan!
woo punnery though
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:10, archived)
# Beer!

It's like being the Neville, without the long-term mental illness problems!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Top Nevillegae
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Pfft!
now, THAT is funny..
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Who said
mental illness is long term?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:55, archived)
# The fairies that live in my kitchen cupboard
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:01, archived)
# They made me do it!
*burns things*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Christmas dissapointment for little timmy
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:46, archived)
# Surely it's ctrl alt delete?
Woo though.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Poor Timmy.
My presents are shit too ... my two best friends (both girls) bought me some pink boxers because i only wore black ones ... *sarcastic yay*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
You just know they had the best time ever buying them though.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Yea, probably.
We all went shopping to Liverpool the other day to get each others' presents. They said "buy us anything but chocolate" so i said "buy me anything but boxers" (i had an inkling), and guess what they bought me?

I wore them today anyway, just to please them.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# They could come in useful
If ever you need to deterr scary ladies. Might attract a few too many men though, I only hope you're not one of these trousers-round-your-arse types.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:54, archived)
# No, i'm not.
I'm not an old man with my trousers in my armpits either, i'm in the middle somewhere.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:56, archived)
# Thats alright then.
*something about mysterypants*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:57, archived)
# This is very woo, sugarspunsister, i love it.
i7.photobucket.com/albums/y276/The_Monosyllabic_Girl/theholybible.jpg

'tis good. I am very anti-christian, but not in a disrespectful way ...
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 1:04, archived)
# You've just
inspired me as to what to get my mother in law.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# OI SANTA CLAUS YOU CUNT! WHERES ME FUCKIN BIKE?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# I've
been listening to that song all week. Its a counter-Christmas spirit song. Keeps me going while all the idiots I work with listen to Slade and 'Santa Sings'.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Ha. He gave it to me.
*Rides bike*

Nah nah i've got ya bike!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:53, archived)
# And you're not having it back!!!
*Laughs evilly!!!*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:59, archived)
# that'd make a good xmas card!
WOO2U

\ tries to do a Phones4U thing, but fails..
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# he has a point
:-P
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# THIS CALLS FOR A PICTURE OF SOME SORT.
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

'pologies for size.
Stop grumbling, scrooge!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:45, archived)
# ive seen that before
you cross-posting whore

edit: fluffynesss ensues! hello fellow 5punker!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Cashew nut man!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# Hurrah, you saved the day!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
[challenge entry] quicky Compo entry

Booyah
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:39, archived)
# I like this
very woo
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:43, archived)
# hahahaha...
just sent this link to a gay friend of mine who found it hilarious!

woo!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:48, archived)
# Wrong
In a sweet way.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# K Woo !
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:54, archived)
# love it
woo and yay!
(, Sat 24 Dec 2005, 1:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:35, archived)
# AIM LOWER!
Those guys made the goddamn awfullest fucking movie I ever say saw
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# We were finally inside, man,
the music was dope
'til a troop bum-rushed a guy for his rope
The next thing I knew a war broke out
Kid and his dipped north, me and mine skipped south
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:39, archived)
# hahaha
the sign on my ass says do not enter!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick shit compo post



(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:17, archived)
#


woo!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:25, archived)
# Definately woo to both.
But i'm a vege, so i don't eat gravy. Or pies like that.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# The sauce
of all life on earth.
The original primordial ooze. Yum.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:11, archived)
# Is this true?
BISCUITS
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:17, archived)
# I see through this sort of humour
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:18, archived)
# BRIMSHAWS!
TELL ME AGAIN!!!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:18, archived)
# THE ZOO MAKES ME ANGRY
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:19, archived)
# my dad says
thanks
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:28, archived)
# GO HOME MICE!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Poor Stanley...


That's what he gets for reading religious texts he finds on the ground
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:27, archived)
# It was
a book about Scientology entitled "Scientology : The Burp of Hubbard. Hubburp. Or, Why You Should
Believe Tom Cruise. A Three Part Novella By A Man Called 'Premise'"
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:29, archived)
# scientologists are the scourge
of poole and east dorset. the swines

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Scientology
makes me wonder why certain people are allowed to procreate
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:34, archived)
# Pac Man arrives.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
Just got in from the pub. The best thing I could have ever seen!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] still learning :)
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:08, archived)
# I see where you are going with this..woo..but..
"cant believe im guna post this
but when i was younger just for something different i would sit on the toilet facing the back.. so like strattle it. "

Is superb!!!

\goes to try it
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:12, archived)
# hmm..
kinda possible if you don't have long legs..arf!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:19, archived)
# What the hell
does 'strattle' mean?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:25, archived)
# "straddle"..get a leg either side...
go try it!..face the cistern!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:31, archived)
# Our toilet seat is broken
any attempt at playing sillybuggers would result in falling floorwards.



/shits carefully blog.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:35, archived)
# Is it
good?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:35, archived)
# not 'actually' tried it yet..
a recce ascertained that one would need to be 'trouserless'..

\ will keep it mind for future drunken fun
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:38, archived)
# indeed
yes you need to be 'trouserless' so kind of anoying but still something different.. haha.
i cant believe you all replied on that haha *blushes*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 21:02, archived)
# toileting like this
is what the foreigns do isn't it?

(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:40, archived)
# no
they simply shit in the bushes..
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:50, archived)
# i think he means
'straddle'
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:32, archived)
# 'red eyed green tree frog' aka Tom Jones Impersonator
Come and get him ladies...The 'red eyed green tree frog' is just for Christmas and not for life...Thank God!!!!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)
# pubey chest !
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:03, archived)
# oh dear
erm, well
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:05, archived)
# Hairy Chest
Beats the Ginger chest wig don't it love xxx
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:07, archived)
# SCARY MAN IS A ALIEN!!!!!!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:00, archived)
# It's funny because it's
true absolutely fucking mental
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)
# Hooray!
I want spants now!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)
# I've become fond of guinness.
Just thought I'd share it with you. W00!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)
# hahaha
mate, your stuff has been ace this evening
It is most cool
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:03, archived)
# This has to be a first!
an almost "whole board, topicless Barbara!"

Arf!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] well, with a name like that....
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Helloooooooooooooooo
Kitty
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# You can get hello kitty vibrators.
Give me a sec.

edit: but on an even more disturbing note:

www.jlist.com/SEARCHES/hello_kitty_vibrator/
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:58, archived)
# to finish yourself off?
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:58, archived)
# that's my job
*rapidly wrestles python of desire*
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# *videos*
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# ah bollocks!
well, it *should* be done, really.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# She's also got a friend called Puchi Puchi Wanko
/Hello Kitty expert
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:00, archived)
# here
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)
# hehe..true!
woo!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Palmestry for B3tans


/sorry if it's too big
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:53, archived)
# ^
This
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:56, archived)
# there
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# Not real.
No ladder ;)
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# It's on the right hand
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# Foiled
.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# along with
I claim my £5
and
Hahahahahaha
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:03, archived)
# hahah...
It would seem, judging by your diagram, I have an exceptionally long fwap and hull groove, but fortunately, no fear or gay!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:57, archived)
# I have a large amount of
Quo, and an unsettling amount of gay :S
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# :S < indeed!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:02, archived)
# .
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:58, archived)
# I wasn't going to reply
but every time I see this I laugh till I cry

oooh poetry!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Ahhh hilarious
Now I know what my next handout in my year 10 science lessons is gonna be
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:52, archived)
# Inspired.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Duck Juggling!

It's all the rage
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Fuck Me!
That's my uncle buck from Wyoming
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] easySheep
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:51, archived)
# Stereotype
I appear to have completely missed the point and lost the plot in one carefully prepared stereotyped image.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:59, archived)
# is that!
A very young Oliver Reed?

Do you see?
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:10, archived)
# CRAN!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)
# thanks, ants.
:)
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Haha
Blants
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:52, archived)
# Blants





edit: mindpissed
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:52, archived)
# SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS

/bedtiem
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:53, archived)
# parse fox regeneration!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:53, archived)
# hahaha you do love your word conglomerations
womerations
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:53, archived)
# Fantastimacal eye-poppage.
I want you to animate my first video. Whenever that happens...
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:55, archived)
# Thanks The Neville ..... err .... The Neville
Go look around you!
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:43, archived)
#

(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:46, archived)
# sweet!
<3
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:47, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:47, archived)
# that's lovely.

thank you
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:47, archived)
# how sweet
woo
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:47, archived)
# This is great on many levels
yes
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:47, archived)
# Awwwww
She's lully.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:48, archived)
# aww bless
:)
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha,
Superbness!

Excellent stuff as always
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)
# Maybe i'm just nasty,
but I hoped the laces got tied together.

Woo to the pic
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:49, archived)
# i couldn't take it
if they were
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)
# this
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)
# that was the original idea
but i changed my mind and went for a happier picture
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:51, archived)
# that final frame
does it
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:52, archived)
# YAY!
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:50, archived)
# hooray!
lovely
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:52, archived)
# So simple yet
so lovely.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:03, archived)
# i love
that
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:03, archived)
# lovely.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:10, archived)
# Awww
stupid fucking stilty thing that will obviously die soon cos i'm gonna break its legs mmmm yummy fuzzy warmy *snuggles*
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:41, archived)
# Best.
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# aww
great stuff
(, Fri 23 Dec 2005, 0:51, archived)
# There won't be Po in Africa this Christmas

(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:45, archived)
# i bet there is, on the mountains
nice idea
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 23:48, archived)

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