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# Someone aging super fast.
Idea from Ironpie tetsuo -

(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)
# That's ace!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# ha ha ha!
it's the tits!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# thats amazing
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# terrific
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Excellent stuff
:)
(SarahBear, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# MAGNIFICOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
......................................
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# I see a little sillhouetteo of a man
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# SCARAMOOSH! SCARAMOOSH!
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# will you do the fandango?
bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# THUNDER BOLTS AND LIGHTENING
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# VERY VERY FIRGHTENING
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# ME!
Image hosting by Photobucket
it's not me!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
#
LIES!
(Andy-, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Galley-lay-oh,
galley-lay-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# Galley-lay-oh, Figaroooooooooooooooooooooooo
even if you did miss a line ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:11, archived)
# But I’m just a poor boy
nobody loves me
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# ^
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Miss Miller! NO!
We will not let you go
Let him go!
Miss Miller! NO!
We will not let you go
Let him go!
Miss Miller! NO!
We will not let you go
Let him go!
Miss Miller! NO! etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# CUM ON HIS FACE!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Fan-fucking-tastic!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Very cool!
I likes this!
(Dooley, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# haha brilliant!
i did something similar to that on my degree film... don't suppose anyone can recommend a place for transferring betacam tape to dvd
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# That's great!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# super
smashing
great.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Brilliant
You are a speedy genius
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Don't open it!


The peado-pirates are just round the corner!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fuckin' A
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# workin in the fresh air
getting exercise
fucking a.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)
# BATMAN!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# They are sill on the island
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# my word!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# dear lord!
most woo indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)
# ha ha ha!
that is most woosum!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# there's really no appropriate response to that
is there?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Getting a tissue for the man
may be the best thing.
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Prolly more exciting than the TV programme!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# i can't believe it!!
this band wagon is still making me grin
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Sorry...
I didn't want to join in, but I thought it made a change from fat people in a river...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)
# it's ok
it's not annoying me in any way so far
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# Another good one!

TJ: Is it a slow news day today? From 7pm, we have live coverage of the whale's health on BBC News 24.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:59, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Quick! someone blow something up!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# They'd probably stay with the whale!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Blow the Whale up
Feed the world!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# *clicks*
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# amazing how smart the search engine on napster is....



I added the magenta arrow the rest is genuine :-)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:51, archived)
# BATMAN!

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:53, archived)
# I love magenta
best of all the colours!
I love magenta
it's my friend!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:53, archived)
# There should be one pointing at coldplay
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:53, archived)
# i think that they're all cnuts...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# Even Natalie Imwigglybum?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# oooh, I bet she has a lovely...
*self-censors*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# ... parents.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Very possibly
but I doubt I could look her father in the eye, if I'd had achieved that particular fantasy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# She most definitely is a
Cunt. A cunt and a half!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# as you wish
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# sod it just do one big multi pointing arrow
and get it over with :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# imagine it done....
I can't be arsed...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# that would be prize Cunt
for him.
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:54, archived)
# I've spoken to Liam Gallagher on the telephone.
He seemed perfectly pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# the arrow isn't long enough
you've missed "fiddy" by fucking miles!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# "Get this artist's songs, and a million mone today?"
How can it download so fast?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# they must have the download codez
or.. an overactive imagination in the ad department.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# hahaha sentimental bastards

this'll learn 'em

sorry for jumping in arse first bindun
(itslickfloor, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Bindun
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# shirley it's Bin Laden?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Raha!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:50, archived)
# hur hur :)
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Yeah
And dont call me Shirly =p
(itslickfloor, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Do'RIS'?

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# Ahahaha
brilliant.

This is what the whale is thinking. I know this.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# WORST. ARTIST. EVER,
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:23, archived)
# A1CM5P

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)
# probly bindun
but dammit I like it

(I helped save b3ta! yes yes yes man oi mate, someone's writtten 'bum' on your neck, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Haha!
Je l'aime.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:48, archived)
# vroom!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:49, archived)
# ha ha!
comedy gold mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:52, archived)
# truely
amazing
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:51, archived)
# hahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:02, archived)
# I'm sure thats what they sing
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# congratulations
you've successfully killed that song for me

now fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:44, archived)
# ooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:48, archived)
# may i have this dance?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:52, archived)
# when I goo out
you knowoww I'm gunna beee
I'm gunna beee the man that fucks the song up just for you!
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:48, archived)
# exactly my point
ment to be going out in a bit as well
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:51, archived)
# try not to sing the song in your head
dont have the picture in your head.

dont do it - now.
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Enjoy it
Don't forget your happy pills this time you miserable cunt
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:54, archived)
# im in an AMAZING mood actually
no idea why im being a cunt


must be filling in for Zoot
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Fair 'nough
*offers some haribo*
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# just fuck off already
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# pfft
alright
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahaha.

I'll be singing that forever now.

Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:44, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
oh christ.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Haha. *sings loudly and repeatedly*
Woo!
(Andy-, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Yay!
It makes sense now, hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)
# diddle-um dum diddle-um dum diddleee, diddleee etc etc
or something like that

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)
# I wanted to do that but the file size grows and grows.
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:49, archived)
# I know what you mean
you don't want to awaken the Mongymonster!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:55, archived)
# waxdart
is your name a reference to Bill Hicks?
(Hazzeryoda www.mongolfrauds.co.uk - London to Mongolia!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# yeap
I'll buy you a dog.
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Probably bindun
Image hosting by Photobucket

But I don't know cos I've had my eyes closed.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# only a million times.
But, good effort.
(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Cockpeel
I guess it must have been done earlier.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# Well duh.

No, actually, it was done about 10 o' clock tomorrow evening.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:44, archived)
# Inverse timeloop?
Damn, that always happens to my posts.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHA
bloody welsh!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# you called?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# Try again!
Bindun a couple of times, but don't worry! Think of another angle or another story to shop and try again!

I'm sure we'll all be friendly about it.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# it's shit, fuck off!
www.b3ta.com/board/5564919
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# i like your style
;)

www.b3ta.com/board/5564797
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# like a surgeon with a pallet knife :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# I take offence
and a few shrubs too.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# A SHUBBERY!!!
nii!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# Funny* story.
Whenever I did something mildy naughty growing up, my dad would always say, "That's a smacking offence, that is."

However, it took me until I was 18 to find out he was saying that. Until then, I always heard, "That's a smack in a fence, that is" and I always pictured him going out into the back garden and whacking the fence. Often wondered how it related to me being naughty.

I have another story about my dad when I was growing up, but I think the NSPCC check the board.

*It isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)
# heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Aw
Thanks for the sympathy laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:58, archived)
# Gah, b3tan to it
I was going to do that! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:56, archived)
# aaaaaaarrrrrrreeee yyoooooouuuuuuuu lllooooooossssssttt???????
(spunkbubble, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# pffft
i love that film.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# it made me cry :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# pull yourself together men!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# but when he finds his wife and all his eggs gone
it's all just too much :( sniff sniff
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Damn jOO!11!!1!!sixtyeleven!!1
v v v
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# I haven't a clue wtfyboa
Is it Lassie come home?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# *tops up with even more manure
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:48, archived)
# Meows
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:50, archived)
# *SWOONS
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:54, archived)
# what is this?
A dating agency?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# are you looking for someone special?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# *inputs data
yay! i've found you a match
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# hows PachyPie
doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# mr Pachy?
i've no idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:43, archived)
# just chcecking
(then what happended to your "ironman"?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# actually i don't know what happened to the "man" part of my name
it must be floating around somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)
# i just presumed the "PIE"
was a link to pachy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:48, archived)
# oh it is indeed
i'm just borrowing it
can never have enough pie
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:49, archived)
# my T
is from ptolemy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:54, archived)
# i like T me
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# Sarah
Conner.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# haha
woo
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# hahahaha
nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Have I missed a big whale news story?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# There's a whale on the loose!
(Andy-, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# Oh noes!
*Goes to check headlines*

EDIT: Hahahaha, stupid whales.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm
(Andy-, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Intelligent?
Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# Bloody tourists.
(Andy-, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Forgot his camera though
And his travellers cheques. Idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# Terrorist.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# Sexiest.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Cutwrist.



EEEEMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:50, archived)
# it needs to be caught
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
borrow my whale catcher if you like
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Thats a huge jar.
Most woo though
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Noice
- Isn't this WandBagon getting 'Whale' out of hand now?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# it seems to have served
its porpoise
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:35, archived)
#
jokes about whales are getting 'fin' on the ground on here!
(spunkbubble, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# What is it with the fish puns?
Everyone always joins in with the fish puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# best one yet
woo and yay
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# oops... looks like it went too far


quick and dirty because it am pub tiem o'clock

Edit: sorry if it's bindun
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Hehe
best one!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha
radio 1 wouldnt shut up about it! blooudy whale
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:23, archived)
# ..and
didn't the reporter sound young like a school girl.

in my day we had proper reporters like Kate Adie

Manners; Woo
(I helped save b3ta! juanking ...and then it fell off, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:24, archived)
# this is also true
but they played some good music with there wierd "lunchtime link-up"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:25, archived)
# I don't listen to Radio 1 any more.
There are no decent presenters/presentresses on it any more.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:26, archived)
# everyone says this,
but my personal and professional opinion is that both Chris Moyles and Scott Mills are great broadcasters.
(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# I'll give you Christ Moyles
(controversial, I know) but since he moved to breakfast, I can't listen to him. Mind you, I absolutely detested Sara Cox in the morning. Christ, who wants to wake up with their ears bleeding.

My favourite Radio 1 days weren't that long ago - about 5 years ago when you could get in from Uni, whack on Mark and Lard then get Christ Moyles.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# Radio 1
dont even actually have any journalists, just presenters who read the news, FACT.
(Marwood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# rubbish,
it's radio 2 that has no journos.
(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# As if you'd know.
(Marwood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# But at least they have
a presenter with an pant-wettingly funny name.

"And now it's time for the news with Fanella Fudge."
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# grrrrreat thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:23, archived)
# the pic?
or the pub tiem?
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:26, archived)
# both,
but i was nodding to the pic, it's all about the humour not the photoshopping quality. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# I'm glad about that
I do not have 133t photoshopping skillz
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# I'm not one to criticise
but the congestion charge doesn't start there...
;)


Top work sah/ma'am!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# gnnh
I *knew* someone would pick up on that.

Sir to you (unless it's a wednesday)
(jimllbreakit might actually have a job now... woo!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# go suck a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# hey. that's a bit mean.


(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# you n all!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# How does one suck a fuck
Surely a fuck is an act of intercourse - how can one suck an act?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:35, archived)
# stop moaning
and just go and do it
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# *wanders off to logical impossibility land*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# *gets whiteboard out*
*starts drawing venn diagram*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:46, archived)
# mean boy.


*cries*
(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:35, archived)
# *kicks shin
continues to strop
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# *sucks and fucks*
I can multitask, I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:37, archived)
# What are you doing later tonight?


*unlocks door*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:39, archived)
# testing testing 1 2 3

(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:21, archived)
# Hahahaa
You said cunts
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:26, archived)
# Hahahaa
You said cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
You said cunts.

Etc.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# tee hee
you said 'said'.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# Oh no! Now you said it too!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# I have run
out of my quota of 'fucks' this month already.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# Try a cock
Tee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:29, archived)
# *spies
Ijon*
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# Umm.....sorry, but
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# Ijon... down there...
I might try his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:33, archived)
# Aaah
Yeah, do it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# oh christ.
not again.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:51, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:28, archived)
# i've had that in my head
since TWOTY.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# I imagine
it's been beating on your skull fighting to get out ever since.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# with the other place being down
I finally got my arse into gear and made it.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:41, archived)
# My hummus
moved out many moons ago. The last few ideas I've had got half made and then abandoned through lack of motivation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:00, archived)
# hahah!
I'm making it my mission in life to only make pictures of Mr Bongo.
(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:31, archived)
# he has the
most beautiful face.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# that's a bit extreme!
What have you done to be naughty there young david?
(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:34, archived)
# i've been naughty
since about 2003. I can't be arsed changing it, as I'll never remember what I've changed it to to log back in.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# b a c k r u b s l u t
isn't that hard to remember is it?
(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:42, archived)
# you seem to be forgetting that his brain is made almost entirely of scrambled egg.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# pfft
I'd want to change it to something longer though. Like 'backrubslut and his amazing dancing bear' but I'd forget that. And I've usually been naughty in some way or another.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Bimey.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)
# I bet you've got a bead of sweat forming on your brow as we speak.



(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:38, archived)
# however did you guess?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:44, archived)
# you're in love
all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! backrubslut - treguna mekoides trecorum satis dee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:40, archived)
# It's one those evenings.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# Here's an idea
www.whatareweyourtellmewhatto... etc.


.com

(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# you swing me righ.......
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:54, archived)
# Hehe
right round baby right round.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:56, archived)
# I was so sure that was going to be meatspin
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:59, archived)
# and still you clicked it....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:01, archived)
# And then disappointed
went there anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:04, archived)
#
everyone loves teh horses cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:05, archived)
# Man I love that song
best 80's song ever! Also love the I love horses song - planning to listen to it full blast in my car at some point soon when I can be bothered to buy one
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:27, archived)
# The Evil Coke getting smashed by a man with a smashing stick
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:54, archived)
# A barbeque bouncing on a trampoline.
Whilst reading readers-digest in a bowler hat.
Smoking a cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:55, archived)
# africanized bees!
playing reggae
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Yay!
Animate some sexy nuns!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:55, archived)
# ^^^^
this!
(I helped save b3ta! Ralph farts in your general direction, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Flapjack surfers gargling tennis balls
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:56, archived)
# someone ageing super fast
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:56, archived)
# smooth idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:58, archived)
# A group of cacti
on a snorkelling holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:58, archived)
# Hahah!
Marvellous!

/goes for Chish & Fips
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# luvly
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# i know the feeling :)
off topic: is Mr Gear still around?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# why do you want to be sorted out? (taps nose)
what you after mate?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:14, archived)
# he mentioned something about that walking beetle being used in an advert
www.b3ta.com/board/5559223

anyone else know anything about this?
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:19, archived)
# Jesus in a microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# Smirk...
(I_tickle_myself, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Hahah!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# thunder, Thunder, THUnder THUNDER, THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
and bleugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# i have two thundercats tshirts.
which is a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# twice as odd as one
which is still a bit odd* :)

*but prolly quite cool
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:47, archived)
# They were my duvet cover...
(I_tickle_myself, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# Chunder Cats HOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# More!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# *waits for him to deflate and look like a raisin*
That is a top pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:47, archived)
# That is
such amazing sickery.
(greyarm ¬, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
i reckon i'd be sick if i'd eaten beans that big
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:01, archived)
# it's almost enough to start me heaving!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:04, archived)
# how very!
/Heathers
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:48, archived)
# pffft
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Aceness
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
#


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# Something's...
Wrong... but what?

Woo!
(Graz Da Frog, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# I hate it when that happens!
Very woo though

(and yes I'm still here - waiting for the pizza to be ready for collection on the way home!)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# oooh!
what toppings?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Pineapple and Pepperoni/Sweetcorn
(I know it's gross but I'm wierd and loooove Pineapple pizzas!)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# i just loves pizza
mmmmmmmm am feeling very hungry now
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# OFF NOW FOR MY PIZZA!
YAY!

See ya later ladies - I'm really off this time...
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:48, archived)
# That's herondous.
Woo. :)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# You should be
brought up before the beak for a pun like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:56, archived)
# top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Eh? Wha...?
It's wrong, but I'm not sure how...
Noice picature!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# This is what you get if you
hold the camera the wrong way round...
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:57, archived)
# WWW.CHEWINGGUMVOLLEY.COM


www.chewinggumvolley.com
A new cartoon every couple 'o' days

chewinggumvolley.libsyn.com

THE NEW 14TH CHEWINGGUMVOLLEY.COM PODCAST EPISODE!
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# hahaha.
true, so true. .. :)


has Ian had a stroke?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# ha ha!
love it
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# hahahaha
i so indeed still absolutely love these :)
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# response sofa
?
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:44, archived)
# just cause you're not coming to the bash this weekend
doen't mean you can be totally mad :)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Awwww
sometimes you need to wink and yet be sad.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:43, archived)
# HAHAA!! wot the hell is that face?
Damn office drunks...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:46, archived)
# an old joke, but i never saw it in cartoon form
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# It's true.
somehow it only works when written down too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# woo!
that makes my insides giggle
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# that took me an embarrasingly long time to get.
i'll go and stand in the corner.
(speckled light malt vinegar, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
#
Contrary to popular belief, George W. Bush is not an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# the idiocy is a front
what Bush (both), Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and the rest of the secret organisation running the US have acheived in recent years is staggering in its audacity
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Woo!
Top stuff!
(Graz Da Frog, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# To! Morr! Ow!


Sigh! Nup! Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii am the scat man
BEEE DOP BOP BE DOP BOP!
BEEEEEEEE DOP BOP BE DOP BOP!

i'm going.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# didn't he die in a freak yachting accident recently
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# I hope so. There's no room for scatting in modern music.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# The RNLI didn't save him.
Therefore they should be sponsored.

*is quite enjoying being ir^ritating instead of offensive,*

www.b3tards.com/uploads/whaleman.jpg

justgiving.com/manley
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
*iRritating

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# *checks up on you*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# I thought he was run over.
In Sheffield?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Maybe he was shot
in Nottingham?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# that was after he drowned
he fell out of the hearse
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
what a lucky guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# I was reading a list on the BBC website yesterday
of famous people from Nottingham.

It was vastly shit. So much so, in fact, they had to flesh it out by including Robin Hood.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# We're not famous for people.
Just gun crime.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# well, there is that.
Oh Nottingham, why can't you be more like Derby, where I've not been shot even ONCE in two visits?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# i was born in Nottingham
that's why i'm WELL 'ARD!!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Bullwell?
I knew some chaps from there in the Battery.

Stout lads they were, if a little prone to Northerness.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# I'm so hard
that Sugar Ray Robinson once cried because I dissed his bitches.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Sheffield is gunning for that award this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# the sofas are mangy, and layered with grease and grime
I'll be there!

assuming I can find it and somewhere ot park :s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# Za!
What time can we be expecting you? You may be able to park at mine along with t'other b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Not too sure
Driving from Northampton, via Sunderland!

I would guess 3-4ish

I'll call your wench when I know what the traffic is like.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# Za!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# I want to go
but I cant. This makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# Are you all from oop
north?
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:22, archived)
# No
Unless Basingstoke has acquired cobbles and people in clogs.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# just get a strong northern vibe off this
place
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# It's the comedy.
We all dragged ourselves up by our bootstraps and hauled our arses round working mens clubs for decades before being allowed to photoshop kittins. It's 100% FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# I shall be there
but drinking lemonade as I am on teh antibiotics.

Lots of snogs for people wishing for a bout of sinusitis!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Yay!
I already have a cold - so hey, why not? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# And cooties.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# what are
cooties? is it american for nits?
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# it's english
for boy-germs
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# But but...
I don't have boy germs! *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# *snogs*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:35, archived)
# Like Dave says
www.b3ta.com/board/5564707
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# As another Dave says:
www.b3ta.com/board/5555398
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# i'm bringing sexy bananas
HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# and jelly?
or should I bring that?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# only if someone else brings squirty cream
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# I'll do jelly if someone else volunteers for the squirty cream (I only enjoy eating that when presented on a nekkid female body!)
I'll leave you to arrange!

I've printed my maps for tomorrow now, so I'm going home.

Laters!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# We've got spreadable vanilla icing.
Though I think Caroline binned it because I was using it on her hallmates :(
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# haha
you slaaaag - i'll get the bananas

i'll leave the rest to chance
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# So that's what you got at the Ann Summers party?
Eh? Eh eh? Nudge nudge?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# hahahaha
i'm not telling YOU !! hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# TOOOOOOOOOOOO
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
*strokes*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
#
Oooooooooooooooooooooh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Wow
That was like porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I done it!
oh my, More Nignogs
(PornDungeon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# I teach in Nottinghamshire!
Just.

The postcode of that bar is a bit like NSFW.

*The end*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# aww bless you
are you coming??
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# No it's just the way I walk.

Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# haha
yeah, that too.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:46, archived)
# I learn in Nottingham,
Just.

The postcode of that bar looks more like SFW.

And then I woke up and it was all a dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# It's not in North Nottinghamshire
is it?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:51, archived)
# Oh noes etc
I am otherwise engaged unfortunately but here's hoping it goes well and there are laffs and monkey beer aplenty.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# BLORT! BLORT! BLORT!


More of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Wort! Wort! Wort!
/halo


also; i have no idea what this pic is.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# it's
one hundred percent gibbon
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# made me smile
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# ooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# anything less than 100% of gibbon is insufficient
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
you're great
and these are all great
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# Grand!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# you make my nipples hard
Image hosting by Photobucket
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# i knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# haha just read your profile
should have added a horse
(Groop Water Flea = Daphnia, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Men finding me sexy does not make me gay.
It says so in the Bible.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# you shall burn for your terrible sins!
buuuuuuurn!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# yes.
was that 
burn
or 
bum
?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# I read it as
buuuuuuum!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# that says all i need to know!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
# spawn of the devil sex
thou shalt not turn my words against me!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:23, archived)
# Well,
I think we both know that I will,

but not 'till MONDAY!

Have a good weekend B3ta - oh and next time you use one of my jokes as the title for a newsletter have the decency to attribute it to me.

That's twice now and I stole it from Poisoned Monkey fair and square.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
# ha ha!
ta ra you big gay "can only manage half a marathon!" :)
have a good'un
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# They're called snickers now
I think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# fun size :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# cheers for that!


/changes underwear
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I should be revising


(D.Anger, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# watch it!
he'll need to swerve to avoid those mackerel!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Unrelated pearoast
www.dump.com/bscb/i-hate-james-blunt
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# I saw that yesterday and found it amusing.
well done.

hows Edd Dwarf coming along? I liked the intro.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Sponsor me.
if we're going to be thread whores.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# James Blunt!
AAAAUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!
*runs screaming from room*
(I helped save b3ta! UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 18:36, archived)

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