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# Silly, silly doctors...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:07, archived)
# but that's a mans hand
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Pah.. no need to get too technical!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:17, archived)
# Looks like a normal cornish hand
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:21, archived)
# more bandwagon fun!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:00, archived)
# nice :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# yay
it's cocktail night

(Cider and crisps is a cocktail, right?)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:02, archived)
# Funny you should bring that up...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:05, archived)
# I only bring it up if I run out of crisps
and have to open the Wotsits - nasty cheesy little orange things
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:06, archived)
# huzzah!

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:18, archived)
# I aint read the newsletter yet so apologies but:
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:51, archived)
# i dont
think you had to tho did you?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:12, archived)
# my first animation
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:50, archived)
# wow

what does this all mean!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:50, archived)
# beer time!?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:51, archived)
# cool!
tinnie or stubby?

*awaits punchline I can't think of*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# all three
and a bag of scratchins
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# I really want to understand this!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:51, archived)
# there's no hidden meaning
it's just a bizarre joke i heard on tv
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# ello special
guess who's not coming to sheffield tomorrow :(
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Why not?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:56, archived)
# i'm ill with tonsilitus
i shall be in the doctors tomorrow and not going for my interview :(
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:12, archived)
# Well.

*Huff*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:15, archived)
# sorry babe
it means you can have a sexy boys night out

i expect photos
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:19, archived)
# That is...
...most woosome!

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# heheheeh
i love that joke!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:53, archived)
# I liked this one,
nice first anim.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:07, archived)
# tthat deserves an FP
much better than the shit on there at the moment
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:32, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Whale in the Thames
Click below.


One of the original articles

Edit: Hurray, I have bandwidth!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:46, archived)
# the music makes this animation
hello again
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha
that freaks me out
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:48, archived)
# threadjack -- but related (water creatures)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:50, archived)
# nice
is that a sea slug?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
# There's a whale in the Thames?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:19, archived)
# O RLY? LOLZooors
!!!!!11eleventyone
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:30, archived)
# *drops*
a shroedingers whale
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)
# well, there was
it died of dehydration
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Those two~!


Apologies to SoapbarStars and PBF
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# i'm confused
*touches self in wrong way*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# Thats diiiirrrty
Somehow
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
#
I hoped someone would think that! hoorayy!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:45, archived)
# I have no idea whats going on
and that picture just added to it.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Is it that
the tube thing could be the robot's cock?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:52, archived)
#


It could be!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:55, archived)
#







Why do you keep writing down here?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:04, archived)
#










my replies are not really that important. Also - I am going blind.... soon this wont be an option.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:09, archived)
# *sniffs*
you nutter
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Is that a transformer that turns into a fridge?
that must be the shitest transformer ever
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# Just got the film on DVD - its great.



* as seamless as that pic is, the more I look at it the more it looks a bit to close to what should be there!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# ahhh!!
throw it out the window!!
(frow?)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# hehe
didnt somebody make that with gale platt from coronation street?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# psssst
she's on the left
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# hahahahha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# teh skeksies!
arg!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:39, archived)
# Separated at birth?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:49, archived)
# eh.... another one better off in my head......
meh...

with reference to this...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4654332.stm

...

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# he gets the blame for everything :)
"Its quite clearly George Galloway's fault. Having demonstrated in the Big Brother house the full extent of what's possible in 'robotics', Sony have quite sensibly decided that there's nothing further they can add.
Andrew Magowan, London"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:33, archived)
# Someone's written
on that wobbly magenta cock?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# Cat in the Hat
penguinx.org/?p=31

This is great, cat's will never have their brains scanned by aliens again!

.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:28, archived)
# lolololol
i find that rather......apeeling
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# whats
a cat when its not a cat?

soup
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# er... its in the
newsletter thingy
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:29, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Newsletter?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:30, archived)
# ^ and this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# Bollocks
I thought Glasscock would catch the newsletter too. Curses for my lack of attention...

Oh well, funny anyway. Happy weekend to you all. Off down the pub now.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:40, archived)
# what about this?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:32, archived)
# ^ not this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHA ROFLMAOZORDZ!!!!!!!1!!1111!!1!111!
YOU POSTED A LINK FROM THE NEWSLETTERERER!!!111!!!!111111!1 THATZ GEEEENIUZ!!!1!1!!111!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:03, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEE


WWW.CHEWINGGUMVOLLEY.COM
A new cartoon every Monday Wednesday Friday

chewinggumvolley.libsyn.com
THE 15TH CHEWINGGUMVOLLEY.COM PODCAST!
this week: Pete abuses a priest, plays indie music.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Splendid.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# *CLICK*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# I love
CGV!
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:03, archived)
# Are you the famous Pete Donaldson,
BBC presenter?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:26, archived)
# you know its been an interesting day when...


you see mark radcliffe of radio1 mark and lard fame busking on the streets of chester! wasnt even for hollyoaks
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# is that James May from Top Gear
standing next to him?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# nope
altho someone looking like him
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# You know
him well from behind, like?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# not as well as your mum
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Doe sthat mean you know his mum
well from behind, or she knows James May from behind better than you do?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:27, archived)
# yes
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:31, archived)
# I miss mark and lard
their repeat until funny formula was ace
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Also responsible
for re-introducing the Cardiacs to the masses, good on them.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Loved the scratchy vinyl version of Mull of Kintyre
'f kintyre
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# one man and his frog!
AWAY BITCH AWAY
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# They were all good
and all are kicking around online somewhere...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:06, archived)
# Isn't he/Wasn't he in The Fall?
edit: nope that was Lard- shit
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# nah
that was his comedy buddy lard, he played bass guitar

ninja at work, nevermind
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:18, archived)
# he was in family mahone
he was busking with a couple of members today
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
# they hop it and take hollyoaks with 'em
this town ain't big enough for the lot of us
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Latest phone
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Wow.
I want one.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Seconded
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# turded
I mean, thirded...or something
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:42, archived)
# did someone say....Beaker?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Hahaha
Yay!

Beaker rocks my socks.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# sacks????
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# *Goes to typing lessons*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# sorry :-(
I wasn't being nasty, just thought you might have had a kind of sexual thing going on there...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# Meep.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:26, archived)
# What Abandonnship said
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha
VG
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# Yay
*buys a zillion*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# want one
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Brilliant.
Just Brilliant.

[edit] = That bird loved her blonde hair by the way. Thanks for your help.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Woo!
*clicks*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# yaay
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:36, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# WOO YAY!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# this is the best post ever
hurrah!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# MONSTER!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:37, archived)
# WINNAR!
this rocks
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# brilliant
love it *clicks*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
#


























*cries*

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:38, archived)
# awww
*hug*

i liked it really :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:47, archived)
# nicely done sir, nicely done indeed!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:48, archived)
# have this again...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:58, archived)
# A Maizing* what you can do with packaging materials.



* Do you see what I did there, eh?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# anyone else noticed
that the smaller yellow ones smell exactly like sugar puffs
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# That's because they're made of wheat and are edible.
Seriously, they actually are! They're basically unflavoured Wotsits.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# if I eat one and die I'll come back and haunt the shizzle out of you
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# With rat deterrant
don't eat too many.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Cheesey Wotsits
Shirley?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Really?
Maybe that's 'cos they are made from the same thing.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# you drew a holographic image on etchasketch
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:11, archived)
# PFFT!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Hee hee
Very cute.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Ta.
I learnt a valuable lesson though.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Really?
Has it taught you fluffiness?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# No.
I now know why foxes wear monacles.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Well
Their ears are just in the wrong place.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:20, archived)
# Same for rabbits, and badgers, and mice.
And kittens and dogs and hamsters and guinea pigs and...

*overloads*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:21, archived)
# Whoooo

Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:07, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA HA AH AH AH AHAHAHAH AH AH AH AH AH AHAHAH AH AH AH AH AH AH AHHAH AHA H HAH H AH HA HA H HA H HA HAH A HHA H HAHAHH A HA H AH HHAHAHAHAHAH AH AH HA AH H AHA HA HAH HA AHHAAHHA HA HAH AHAHAHAHAAHHAHA AH AHAH AH AH AH AHAH AH AH AHHA HAHA HAH
best source pic ever
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:09, archived)
# haha
awesome source pic, not gonna say you've done much yourself though. ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# see below....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:15, archived)
# are you a troll?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:13, archived)
# yet again
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:14, archived)
# HAHAHA
im gonna keep roasting this till its not as funny
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:06, archived)
# it still is funny
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:07, archived)
# must keep trying then i guess
still havent added the spurtage tho

/lazycnut
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 18:08, archived)
# Hahaha
bird flew bird pooh bird flu

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Ance Pance France
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:05, archived)
# dance?

woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# I jack your thread
because I didn't bother glasscocking it before going to all the bloody trouble.



click for wallpaper


(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Bite down love,
I'm goin' in dry...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:51, archived)
# sorry im in a magenta mood
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:10, archived)
# well done that man
i like it anyway
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Top rated Women's programming...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# you forgot
the salmon mousse!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# woo :¬)

nice font!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# lovely shirt darling!


One reason why you shouldnt buy 2nd hand clothes off ebay..

And no, none of you do know this person!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# lovely
matches his cock
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# his face?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# the curtains
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# beef curtains??
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Beef Wellington?

(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:12, archived)
# he appears to have been hunted
by someone with a magenta javelin
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:03, archived)
# probably explains a few things actually
haha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# simon peg!
aicmfp
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:24, archived)
[challenge entry] BOO :)

Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:56, archived)
# easyghost?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# woh!
is that your cock?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# are those ginger pubes?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)
# either that
or mould
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Umm.....
AAARRRRGHHHHH

/runs screaming.

*really* screaming.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:57, archived)
# Almost
blinded me with that thing.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# just a little
NSFW!!
but fuck it i'm off home!

WOOO!!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:58, archived)
# yay
sounds like me - not suitable for work
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:00, archived)
# GINGER PUBES !
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeurgh !
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# whatever you do........
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# great reply
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 16:59, archived)
# tres originale
i can assure you monsieur

never used it before in me life guv....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:01, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2006, 17:02, archived)

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